Chapter 215
It's almost too big! This news spread like the wind throughout the East Kidnappers Village, and even many people in the West and South Kidnappers also knew the unfortunate news.
Li Er is playing military chess with a donkey in the market office, and some people may ask, why does Li Er keep playing chess? He can't change his childishness. When the third fat man sued Li Er and said that the huge amount was about to die, Li Er immediately shook his head and laughed at the third fat man and said, "Do you see it?" Typical laughing people don't have things, hating people have things. As soon as you make a small fortune, you have jealousy and hatred, and you don't want to think about it, that guy is as strong as a cow, can eat and drink, and is born with a pig's brain. For most of his life, he can eat and sleep, and the standard strong man, it is useless to curse him. ”
The three fat men said, "Eat enough, sleep well, and don't care about your head." It was huge in the past, and now he is going to serve as a soldier for Lord Yama, and the day is not far off. ”
"Nonsense basket, wait until you go to the seafood restaurant to eat, you run into a huge one, I have to expose the fact that you cursed him, and see how he cleans you up a broken mouth."
"If I lie to you, I'm a puppy, I'm a pig!" The third fat man put his mouth next to Li Er's ear and said in a soft voice: "If I lie to you, I am your wife." ”
Although the three fat men's voices were soft, because the distance was too close, the leather donkey still heard what the three fat men said. He coughed deliberately and said, "This is an office, a public place, pay attention to the public image." There is no such thing as flirting here. ”
Li Er smiled and said, "Three fat people, who doesn't know that there is something wrong with the two of us." ”
The three fat men laughed: "It's really something, don't talk about it." There is nothing to do, but the whole world is shouting. If we really have that good thing, do I still need to sell tofu? I sat at home drinking tea and watching TV, and got a few old mothers to wait, and I was wholeheartedly Mrs. Nakuo. It's a pity, my life is not good. ”
The donkey laughed at her and said, "Wait in line for the next life." Strive to be the first. ”
"Next life? In the next life, if Lord Yama still arranges for me to sell tofu, I will not obey the arrangement if I break my head. Good errands can't just be arranged for a few people, and the officials have to be rotated. Leather donkey, as soon as your kid bars his teeth, he will be uneasy and kind, and ask me to marry Li Er in the next life, what if he becomes a pig in the next life? ”
The donkey hurriedly interjected: "You are the sow, wow." Look at your fat body, lying up at night is about the same as lying on the ammonia skin. ”
Li Er was skeptical of the words of the third fat man. Because she often runs trains in her mouth. So she can't be trusted with all her words. "Believe it or not." The three fat men threw down this sentence and left.
Pi Yu said: "Second Master Li, since the giant kicked you out, you haven't gone to his seafood restaurant to eat again. Anyway, you're also his brother-in-law, aren't you going to see him? ”
"Don't mention him, I get angry when I mention him. A dead dog can't hold up something on the wall, he's like that, a good dog can't change eating. ”
Pi Yu said: "The huge Wang Ba is certainly angry, the villagers in the village. He has encountered a hurdle that he can't overcome, if you don't help him, can you watch him finish? ”
Lao Yu carried a lot of gifts to see the huge. I saw a huge man lying on the bed with his back facing the sky, so he put down the gift. Careful comfort: "Huge, my good brother, wasn't he still alive and kicking a few days ago?" How did it become like this all of a sudden? Dead worms? Is it just to make money and break down the body? ”
Lao Yuyi mentioned the word "money". The tears in his eyes flowed out of the corners of his eyes, and he murmured, "Old Yu." You are the only good person in our village, you know my mind and understand my hardships. You're the only confidant in my life. ”
Huge is really a donkey belly kiss, a guy who doesn't know the smell, and a confidant, if he hadn't been older than this confidant, maybe he wouldn't have collapsed. Lao Yu turned around and asked Liu Xueyin: "Didn't you give him injections and medicine?" ”
Liu Xueyin shook his head and said, "There is nothing wrong with him, he is sick in his heart." There's no way to be a doctor. Medicine can cure his disease, but it can't cure his mental disease. ”
Lao Yu said: "You write an application, there is a relief fund in the town, I will go and fight for your family, it should be quite hopeful." If the family is short of food and oil, the village can help solve it. As a friend of his, I am deeply saddened by this misfortune. This is a little bit of my meaning, please laugh and don't be too little. ”
Lao Yu took out a thousand yuan from his pocket and stuffed it into his huge hand. With tears in his eyes, he trembled with excitement and shouted: "Good man, I am a friend like this, and I am in the middle of it." ”
Liu Xueyin said: "Secretary Yu, you sit down, I'll go to the restaurant, get a few side dishes, you can eat here." She took out a hundred out of the thousand yuan that Lao Yu took, handed it to Xiaohong beside her, and motioned for her to buy some cooked food and come back to entertain Lao Yu.
Liu Xueyin stuffed the remaining 900 yuan under the huge pillow. Lao Yu got up, and hurriedly shook his hand and said, "No, you're welcome, there are still some small things to deal with in the village, I'll go first." In the afternoon, you submit the application for relief to the village, and I will go to the town tomorrow to handle the relief. ”
Liu Xueyin is naturally grateful to Lao Yu. After sending Lao Yu away, Xiaohong immediately returned the hundred yuan to Liu Xueyin. Liu Xueyin didn't say a word, and stuffed the money under the huge pillow.
After Lao Yu left, his huge heart couldn't be calm for a long time, and the tears in his eyes flowed out silently, and he didn't wipe them, letting the tears pour into his ears, and then drip on the pillow along the edge of his ears.
Xiaohong pulled Liu Xueyin into her room, and the two muttered in a low voice, as if discussing something.
Li Er finished playing chess with the donkey in the office and was about to pack up the chessboard and prepare for lunch. Suddenly, Xiao Taohong came into the office, didn't say anything, bent her paint, and knelt in front of Li Er, her eyes full of tears.
Li Er was surprised: "Which one is this singing?" You wanted to kill me last time, I don't care about you, and I don't need to make such a big gift if I admit my mistakes. ”
The donkey said: "Second Master Li, don't pretend to be confused. Donkeys, horses, and cows are not the same thing at all. The kneel of the sweetheart is not a joke. He said evilly: "Little Peach is kneeling and begging you to kiss her." ”
Little Peach picked up a military chess piece on the low table, threw it hard, and hit the donkey's belly.
The leather donkey hurriedly took the chess pieces in his hand and shouted: "Don't throw it around, Li Erye and I are still pointing to it to pass the day." ”
Li Er stretched out his hands to pull Xiao Taohong, and asked kindly, "What's the matter?" If you don't get up again, I'll kneel down and kowtow to you. Li Er really lay on the ground, and looked at Xiao Taohong, who was kneeling on the ground, and raised his head in a daze. The two knelt face to face, and Le's leather donkey clapped his hands and laughed: "Husband and wife worship each other, send them to the cave room!" He pretended to be a trumpet with his hands and blew with his mouth.
"Save my brother, he's dying!"
Li Er was shocked and hugged Xiao Taohong hard, and Xiao Taohong snuggled into Li Er's arms and whimpered and cried.
The donkey said: "This is an office, a public place, even crying and screaming, arching in his arms, throwing away, ashamed." The donkey stepped forward and scraped the tip of the little pink nose with his hand.
Li Er gently pushed away Xiao Taohong, and laughed heartily: "His uncle's little illness is easy to treat!" Go buy three packs of rat poison and pour it into him, for a moment or three, to ensure that Lili Suosuo, we are specialized in treating hunchbacks, whether dead or alive. ”
Liu Xueyin was preparing lunch, when he heard a sound of footsteps downstairs, and no one went upstairs, but the voice came up first: "Huge Wang Ba, Second Master Li is here to see you off!" "It's the old duck's throat of the leather donkey.
When he heard these two bullshit, he was so angry in his heart, and his tears stopped flowing, and he waved his hand and said to his wife Liu Xueyin: "Drive out those two mourning stars, let me die happily, and my heart is as calm as water." The two of them came up, and if I couldn't die, I had to call these two plague gods, and I couldn't be angry to death! If he doesn't come, I might be able to live another three or five days. ”
Liu Xueyin frowned and said: "People are kind enough to come to see you, it's really inappropriate to go out." The leather donkey has such a voice when he is young, you should know that he is not a bad person. ”
Huge grabbed Bai and said: "I don't know the little Jiujiu in your heart?" Looking forward to seeing Li Er, right? See you then. Anyway, I'm also a dying person, entrust you to him, and I can see it when I die. ”
Liu Xueyin was just about to refute the huge words. Li Er was behind, the leather donkey was in front, the two of them giggled and climbed up the stairs. In front of the two of them, Liu Xueyin was embarrassed to speak, and when the words came to his mouth, he swallowed them back. What's the point of arguing with a dying man? She thought to herself.
Li Er looked at the huge face with yellow muscles and thin muscles, bared his teeth and smiled: "I'm not dead yet, I can't use that qigong before, and I don't have to be afraid of you hitting me." If you have something to say, let go of a fart, I haven't eaten lunch yet. (To be continued......)