Li Er accidentally found the 1,000 yuan under the huge pillow, and he was not polite, so he took out three pieces of money from it at the moment, handed it to Xiaohong and said: "Go buy some seafood, ask my apprentice to cook a few good dishes, I won't leave Pi Ye at noon today, we will have the last meal here with Da Da, and see off his old boy." ”

For the sake of face, Liu Xueyin had no choice but to nod and tell Xiaohong to go quickly. It doesn't matter if it's huge, he himself thinks that he will die, a person's heart is dead, and his body is still a walking corpse, and he is a waste of food, it is better to die cleanly.

Li Er asked Pang: "Do you have any last words?" ”

Huge and silent. Li Er got up, came to the small living room, walked around, and found a small cook in large and normal use, with a glass door on it, the kind with a sliding one. It usually contains tea, cigarettes, and other bits and pieces, such as matches, lighters, and a few sets of unused tea sets, as well as a few large light bulbs. Underneath the kitchen are two small doors made of square wood, with a layer of plywood glued to the outside of the door, and the paint on the outside is quite fresh.

Li Er said: "These things will not be used in the future, once they die, Liu Xueyin will not be able to survive, and he will definitely marry someone else." Otherwise, if you sit on the mountain to find a husband, this house has a new owner, and these small furniture must be replaced with new ones. No one wants to give it away, so I might as well help you smash it. ”

Li Er said this, one foot was raised, and he kicked towards the small door under the cook, he was wearing pointed scalp shoes, only to hear a "flutter" sound, the tip of the shoe kicked through the plywood on the small door, and when he pulled his foot back, a fist-sized hole appeared in the small door. When he was about to kick the other door for the second time, Liu Xueyin quickly grabbed his leg from behind, and she asked Li Er: "If you want to eat here, it's okay, according to you, how can you clean up the destruction?" What kind of heart do you have? ”

Li Er said with a smile: "Anyway, this family is going to be dispersed, and these old furniture are also obsolete if they are kept." Why don't I smash it for you now? Save yourself from doing it yourself. I'm also happy to help others, and to help others do good deeds. ”

Liu Xueyin pushed Li Eryi hard, and said angrily: "If you want to smash something, go home and smash it." When, I don't know who I learned from, I learned to do sabotage, and I became the ancestor of the scourge. ”

Li Er was robbed by the hostess, but he was not angry, turned around, and paced back to the huge bed.

Huge said: "Li Er." Before I died, what I couldn't let go of was Liu Xueyin. She has been with me for half her life, and she has not enjoyed happiness, but she has been burdened with me, so after I die, you will take Lao Cuihua off and marry Liu Xueyin, so that she can enjoy some blessings with you for the rest of her life. It's not in vain for me to be married to her. ”

Li Er shook his head. Huge anxiously asked: "I'll give you my wife, can't you?" If you don't take a penny, you give it away for nothing. How can there be such a good thing in the world? ”

Li Er said: "You entrusted her to me, I don't want to." I'm afraid you'll regret it. ”

Huge as a star, head tilted. Learn from the heroes on TV, heroic and righteous, and then say: "I'm like this." Can I ever regret it? ”

"Then you'll have to write me a note, or I'll not worry."

Huge reached out and took a la carte menu on the bedside, and wrote it with a ballpoint pen: After I die. Liu Xueyin is owned by Li Er. There is also a huge word signed below, and the year, month and day are written at the bottom. The donkey also bears witness to his name. Li Er put his mind at ease, took the note, read it carefully, blew it on his mouth, and then folded it carefully and put it in his jacket pocket. turned around, took Liu Xueyin's hand, put it in his hand, and slapped it several times.

Liu Xueyin pulled his hand back, turned his head, and ignored Li Er. Li Er was not angry at Liu Xueyin's actions, and said to Da Huan happily: "You can go with confidence, I will definitely handle this matter for you." After you go down, find Liu Cripple and learn cooking skills with him, and the good students will learn all the skills, learn well, and become a first-class chef in the next life. Opened a large restaurant. ”

Huge still not worried about Liu Xueyin, he asked, "How do you plan to arrange my wife?" ”

Li Er said: "This is easy to do, you have stretched your legs tonight." Tomorrow, everyone will be busy all day, burning at noon and burying in the afternoon. A whole day to get you through the way. The day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow. I took three days of hard work, put aside other work, went to the three cement factories, asked you to get your one million back, handed it over to her, and with the money, I helped her get a little white-faced college student, come to the mountain to find a husband, and also opened the seafood restaurant, and also asked Liu Xueyin to enjoy it. During the day, I looked at the little white face, kept accounts, collected money or something, and put it in my arms at night, it was tender and tender, and the one on my body was slippery, like a face. If you've had enough, you'll go to find your first love, that taste, one is called beauty. On a good day, the gods don't change wow. ”

Huge leaned forward and asked, "Can the million come back?" ”

Li Er pressed his huge shoulders hard, pressed him the bed, and didn't let him get up: "You die, you don't have to worry about the things behind you, I'll take care of it for you and make sure you're satisfied." ”

"Even if the money can be returned, why should I die? I'm not dead, I'm not alive enough! ”

Huge struggled to get up. The donkey and Li Er pressed him to the bed three times and twice. The donkey also persuaded him vigorously: "Huge Wangba, you can't die if you don't die, your wife has also been given away, and the future has been arranged, there is no regret in this matter." ”

Huge pleaded: "Master Pi, Second Master Li, brother-in-law!" Let me see the million, I'm willing to die. ”

The leather donkey pretended to be a miss, got up with a huge struggle, and shouted at Liu Xueyin: "Shoes, where are my shoes?" ”

Liu Xueyin patronized and thought about the one million yuan, Jing Shun put it on the edge of the bed, brought it to the huge waiting shoes, and threw it in front of the bed by the way and said, "Wear it, here you are!" She didn't care about looking at the huge face, and asked Li Er ecstatically: "Can the money really come back?" ”

Li Er smiled but did not answer.

Huge scolded: "I don't want these shoes!" What about the leather shoes I usually wear? ”

Liu Xueyin came back to his senses at this time: "You told me to throw it out." Little Red. She shouted downstairs, "You go outside the wall and look at the shoes I threw out, and have you picked them up?" ”

Xiaohong covered her mouth, snickered, took the key and opened the back door, and hurriedly went to find shoes for Da Da.

Pointing to his wife, he said to the donkey, "Do you see?" Loser girl, I haven't swallowed my breath yet, she can't wait, and threw my shoes out. ”

Li Er added fuel to the fire and said: "Don't wait, she can't wait for you to cut off this Wang Baqi immediately, she will come out and take one million to raise a little white face." Which old cow doesn't want to eat tender grass, wow. ”

The leather donkey followed Li Erfangcai's words, and continued to light the fire: "I think so." Liu Xueyin has bad intentions, he must have set up a treacherous scheme, murdering his husband wholeheartedly, thinking day and night, looking forward to your early death, she swallowed that large amount of money alone, you are not in good health, the dragon body is not safe, I estimate that she is not white or black behind her back, and it may be possible to curse you to die early. ”

Liu Xueyin scolded the donkey: "It's a pure nonsense, and the discord between other people's housework is to rot the tongue." Seeing that I don't reflect back to the village, ask Wufeng to break your donkey's leg! ”

Li Er said: "At noon today, in order to celebrate the end of the huge and celebrate my proud wife, I have to drink a little foot to the sky." He asked Xiaohong, who came back from picking up shoes: "No one wants these broken shoes?" As he spoke, Li Er deliberately glanced at Liu Xueyin's well-proportioned figure and his plump forearms.

Liu Xueyin scolded: "What to see? Broken shoes that no one wants are lying on your bed. ”

"It's not too big to guard here, you belong to me from now on." Li Er took out the piece of paper from his jacket pocket, thinking about Liu Xueyin again. Unguardedly, he asked Xiaohong to grab it in his hand, turned around, and immediately handed it to Liu Xueyin. Liu Xueyin tore up the note and threw it on the ground.

Li Er stomped his feet and said, "You can't tear it, it's a note written by the tax director to the cement factory, and I took it to ask for money." ”

Huge one shouted, "It's over, it's over!" Isn't that fatal? God don't bless me to be huge, God doesn't bless me to be huge. It looks like I'm going to die, and I'm going to die in this scene. ”

The giant screamed, a mouthful of blood spurted out of his mouth, and he leaned back and fainted.

When he woke up, several people were standing in front of his bed, Xiaohong was still holding the piece of paper that Liu Xueyin had torn up just now, and he grabbed it and looked at it, on it was the note he wrote to Li Er, and it was the piece of paper that gave Liu Xueyin to Li Er. This time the huge is completely relieved. He quickly slipped out of bed and beckoned to everyone: "What are you doing in a daze, seafood restaurant, walking." ”

"I can't go, your godfather, seeing that you are gone, stole the valuable things in your store and ran away." Pi Yu said seriously.

Seeing that the huge was about to be pumped again, Liu Xueyin stepped forward and grabbed the huge one, and hurriedly followed: "I didn't run, I didn't run." Your godfather is fine, stir-fry vegetables in the seafood restaurant, and don't listen to the blind call. ”

Huge believed his wife's words, so he didn't die again. But when he came out of the bedroom, he saw the big hole in the door of the kitchen, and shouted in distress: "Oh my God, even the kitchen has been smashed, how can you live this day??????" (To be continued......)