Why did the leather donkey use a kitchen knife to split the massive? One qiē and one qiē are all caused by the two bottles to his brother. It turned out that the second bottle not only urinated on the donkey at night, but also pulled the donkey on the ground at dawn.

The donkey tossed all night without sleeping well, and when it was almost dawn, his two eyelids stuck together on their own, never to be separated. The donkey was so confused that in his sleep, he suddenly smelled a stench of, which went straight to his nose. He hurriedly got up and looked around, and saw that the second bottle was pouting, on the top of the bunk where he was sleeping, he hurriedly jumped away, and asked angrily, "Why are you pulling in the house?" Won't you go out and pull? ”

The second bottle pointed to the door, and the donkey understood, this time he didn't complain about the second bottle, it was when Wufeng went home, he was kind, for fear that the second bottle would not know how to count and get lost, so he locked the door from the outside. The second bottle just went home, last night in the seafood restaurant was very full, not to mention, to the Pijia chicken shop, saw the roast chicken gluttony, so he picked up and ate a whole chicken. Hold up a stomach like an air toad, before waiting for dawn, I was anxious, I wanted to, why I couldn't open the door, and he didn't dare to call the leather donkey, so I had to hold it, and in the end, I couldn't hold it back, so I squatted next to the leather donkey's bunk to make it convenient. This is called the nose of the leather donkey, and it is enjoyed for a while.

The donkey opened the door, cleaned up the of the second bottle, stretched out his hand and pointed to the outside of the door, signaling that the second bottle was going out and could go.

The second bottle smiled innocently, but he didn't go out. The leather donkey felt strange, carefully examined the gesture of the second bottle, looked at his eyes, stared directly at the big aluminum basin where the chicken was held in the chicken shop, the meaning was obvious, he still wanted to eat chicken, and the leather donkey was almost crazy, he took a smaller chicken in the aluminum basin to the second bottle, and the second bottle shook his head vigorously. And he pointed to the biggest roast chicken in the basin, and asked the donkey to bring it to him, and he would not leave until he took it. The leather donkey was helpless, the beating was not good, and the scolding was useless, so he had to take the biggest roast chicken in the store to the second bottle.

The second bottle took the chicken with satisfaction, smiled and walked out of the Pijia chicken shop, followed behind the leather donkey, and came to the door of the seafood building, and the leather donkey did not call the door. Asked the second bottle to sit next to the door, he prepared a kitchen knife himself, and when he came out to open the door, he planned to give his old boy a knife! Let him know that he knows how powerful Pi Ye is!

Also, the leather donkey called the second bottle toss scared, for fear that it is easy to please the gods, and when the two bottles of roast chicken in their hands stepped out of the door of the chicken shop, the leather donkey quickly locked the door of the store. That's why Pangda saw the locked door of the Pijia chicken shop opposite. How did he know that the leather donkey was carrying a kitchen knife and was already waiting outside the door of the seafood restaurant. Just wait for the big man to open the door, and give him a bloody lesson. The leather donkey is not stupid, he lurks at the door of the seafood restaurant, and there is no movement. It's just that I'm afraid that the huge will hear something strange outside the door and won't open the door. Do you think, if the door of the seafood restaurant is not opened, how can the leather donkey settle accounts with the huge one?

Seeing that the donkey was crazy, he raised a kitchen knife and slashed at himself. Clever bowed his head and dodged the first knife of the leather donkey, like a lost dog. With his tail between his legs, he turned around and fled upstairs to the seafood building, shouting without a voice: "Wife, help!" ”

Liu Xueyin heard the huge ghost crying wolf and ran upstairs, hurriedly rushed to the staircase, didn't care about the buttons of his shirt, and asked, "What's the matter, early in the morning, howl and mourn your mother?" What to run? ”

Where did he still listen to Liu Xueyin's set, ran behind Liu Xueyin, pointed downstairs, and said breathlessly: "The leather donkey is crazy, holding a kitchen knife to chop me, fortunately I ran fast, otherwise, my head would have moved earlier." ”

Liu Xueyin was also afraid of the leather donkey's kitchen knife, but she was still bold, blocked the staircase with her body, and asked the leather donkey who was climbing up: "Leather donkey, why are you crazy?" Last night, I was still eating and drinking Wang Ba soup in our seafood restaurant, why is it a monkey, and if you say that you will turn your face? You unfed wolf! ”

The leather donkey came upstairs, although he was holding a kitchen knife in his hand, his face showed the man's unique greedy gaze, his eyes were firmly fixed on Liu Xueyin's chest, and his eyelids didn't even blink. At first, Liu Xueyin felt that the leather donkey was a little abnormal, but as the leather donkey looked down, she realized that the leather donkey was looking at her two white babies, and looked down at her chest, knowing that she hadn't come to buckle the button on her chest. I wanted to change my underwear today, I just took off the underwear that I should change when I went to bed at night, and threw it on the bed, and when I got up this morning to get dressed, I just put on the washed underwear, but I didn't expect that the huge leather donkey was scared and ran upstairs with a cry, and Liu Xueyin was confused, forgetting that he was not wearing underwear, and hurriedly put the gown on his body, and didn't pay attention to the knotted buttons, thinking that he was wearing underwear, but the leather donkey looked clearly inside and out, and almost didn't reach out to touch it, do you say angry people are not angry?

"Have you seen enough? Don't put the kitchen knife down yet! Liu Xueyin roared at the donkey, with a warm and angry expression on his face. casually and unhurriedly knotted the buttons of the jacket one by one.

The donkey can't see what he wants to see, and people are hiding, so what else is there to see? I had to swallow a mouthful of saliva, and shouted: "It's all a good thing done by your family, look at the second master Pang in your family, we don't say anything about urinating, I ate a chicken from me last night, and this morning it was another chicken, and it was the biggest roast chicken in the chicken pot!" You say Pang Er is stupid, I don't believe it, how does he know which one to pick when he eats chicken? I brought him the small one in the basin, and he shook his head vigorously, just don't want it, don't give him the big roast chicken, he won't go. ”

Liu Xueyin sneered: "Donkey, you're also stingy, aren't you?" Isn't it just a roast chicken? It's only a matter of thirty or fifty yuan, why do you want to kill our huge family? Debts are just a transaction to repay money, only killing people pay for their lives, you say, how much chicken money, I will pay you back immediately. ”

The donkey blinked his eyelids and said, "Give a hundred dollars to pull it down." The two do not owe affection. ”

"Well said, here you go." Liu Xueyin took out a hundred yuan and handed it to the donkey.

The donkey took the money, turned around and left.

"Come back!" Liu Xueyin called out to the donkey, hugged his hands in front of his chest, and asked slowly, "Just left?" ”

The donkey was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "What's the matter, is there anything else?" ”

"Donkey, I'll tell you. The treasure that grows on my own body is worthless, so you can look at it casually! You can earn a feast for your eyes, who called me Liu Xueyin Changjun, when I was a girl, I didn't know how many dozen men there were, I wanted to see my two babies day and night, but unfortunately they didn't do it, today I called you a donkey to see a comprehensive. I don't care about you, I see that you scared our huge family out of trouble, how can we calculate this account? ”

Huge is also a thief who doesn't want things, he is used to acting on the spot, he heard Liu Xueyin get on the donkey, and immediately pretended to be a trembling bear, cowered on the edge of the bedside of his house, and peed on the crotch of his pants.

The donkey said: "Huge, you and your wife played a good double reed, but it's a pity that you just peed on your crotch and didn't get home." ”

Liu Xueyin exclaimed: "Don't want to deny it." Our family is so big that you are scared to pee your pants and commit mental illness, and you have to pay for it. ”

The leather donkey said lightly: "I peed on the crotch of my pants, it's too light, Pang Er also pulled our family for a mile, I don't believe you two go and take a look!" I still want to rely on people, I don't even know how to play tricks, I study for a few years, and it's not too late to make a move. ”

The donkey took the hundred dollars and walked away.

Liu Xueyin looked at the huge wet crotch and peed white! He instructed huge: "Call your godfather to work today, your main task is to go to Li Er Bu Song, and force the village to take over your second grandfather, stupid pig, I don't understand, your second ancestor, you are good outside, you and your sister, stupid, what are you doing when you get him back?" What's the lack of a father at home? I've seen it through, you old bastard, I won't break up if you don't die! What are you doing? Why don't you hurry up and bring your second ancestor to Li Er's house! ”

He was about to go downstairs with his feet raised, but Liu Xueyin grabbed him: "Go and change your pants." Those who know understand that you are procrastinating yourself, and those who don't know still think that I, Liu Xueyin, can't take care of men. ”

"My wife still loves me." He took off the wet pants on his body, put on a new pair of pants, and pulled Pang Er out. Liu Xueyin shouted upstairs: "Chicken! Tell him to put down the chicken, what about buying it for a hundred yuan, you can't call your stupid father to eat it for nothing, his food should be managed by the village. ”

Regardless of whether Pang Er was willing or not, he snatched the chicken from his hand, put it on the bar, pulled Pang Er's hand hard, and dragged it out.

When Widow Sun entered the door, she happened to meet Pang Er who was dragging Pang Er out, so she asked, "Boss, what are you doing here?" ”

"Send the plague god!" The huge head pulled Pang Er without looking back, and walked towards Li Er's house. (To be continued......)