The second bottle of Pang Er was sent to the donkey's house by his brother who took advantage of the fact that the two of them came to the seafood restaurant to drink tea. There's a question here, why did the giant send his stupid brother's second bottle to the donkey's house? Don't send it to someone else's house? This is because in rural areas, the secretary is big and the village chief is small. Didn't you see the village pay for the signature? It was the village chief who signed it first, and then asked the secretary to review and sign it. If the secretary does not sign, he will not be able to pay the money when he goes to the village accountant.

Wufeng is the head of the village, responsible for a qiē thing in the village, no matter how big or small, it has to go through her hands, she is a family, the basic government affairs of the village are all handled by her, from the basic construction of the village, building buildings, building roads and digging wells, as small as the trivial things of the adults and children in the village, in a word, there is no thing that Wufeng does not care. Huge because Wufeng is the village head, only to bring the two bottles to Wufeng's house, usually the village chief in the village shouting five to drink six, in front of the scenery is infinite, now the matter is coming, don't look for you to find who? You're the head of a village, leader, wow, right? You have to fight for the masses. It was with this dark psychology that he brought his stupid second bottle to the donkey's house in the middle of the night.

Wufeng is the village head, he is not a leather donkey, he is a basic person, Wufeng is responsible for the second bottle, and the leather donkey is not wow. Therefore, when the leather donkey returned to the chicken shop and saw the second bottle sitting in his chicken shop eating chicken, he was so angry that he was about to explode his donkey lungs! He wanted to drive the second bottle out of the chicken shop, Wufeng didn't let him, the two of them reasoned a few words, the leather donkey couldn't resist Wufeng, so he had to take a step back and promised to ask the second bottle to stay in the chicken shop for a while.

"Let's talk about it, just one night, as soon as the sky is bright, you will get this grandfather out!" The leather donkey and Wufeng smashed to death, he was afraid that Wufeng would be soft-hearted and change his hexagram at dawn.

There is a problem with the second bottle, that is, it likes to sleep in high places. When he was on Green Island, he slept on that thick heating pipe for decades. Speaking of this and the heating pipe, it is a treasure of two bottles, and it can also be said to be his life-saving weapon. How did an ordinary heating pipe become a talisman for two bottles? This is because this heating pipe has the characteristics of being warm in winter and cool in summer. In winter, there is heavy snow outside, Green Island is a city close to the East China Sea, it has an oceanic climate, and the winter is particularly snowy and cold. The heating pipe is hot, and the citizens want to keep warm. The outside of the heating pipe is wrapped with a layer of insulation, which is a thick layer of rock wool. The second bottle lies on the heating pipe in winter, which is hotter than the hot kang head in the people's homes. In the summer, it was hot, and the heating was stopped, but the heating pipe was iron, and it was cold at night. It's not particularly cool either. Why? Isn't iron cool? The reason why the second bottle is not too cold when lying on it is because the asbestos wrapped outside the heating pipe has a role. Beauty, people say, people are not stupid! This was fulfilled in the second bottle.

Two bottles slept on heating pipes for decades. It had long become a habit, and the heating pipe was higher than the horizon, so he regarded the bed of the donkey's house as a heating pipe. Nibbling on a chicken in his mouth. "Pong" jumped on the bed where the donkey and Wufeng usually slept on, crossed his legs, and sat in the middle of the bed. Let the donkey scold him in every way. It's just three words, don't come down. The two bottles were not only not afraid, but laughed, thinking that the leather donkey, like those former companions, was playing with him.

The leather donkey hurts Wufeng, afraid that the second bottle will scare Wufeng at night, so he asks Wufeng to go back upstairs to sleep, and he accompanies the second bottle for a night, which is called sacrificing his life to accompany the gentleman! Look at people's skin donkeys, how much they love their wives! A standard good man, a role model.

In the middle of the night, the donkey heard movement on the bed and hurriedly opened his eyes to see that the second bottle was standing on the bed, peeing on him. It turned out that next to the heating pipe where the two bottles were sleeping, there was a small drainage ditch, which was the drain of a desalination plant next door. Although it is nominally a water drain, the environmental protection pipe of Green Island is strict, and the water plant has already been equipped with wastewater treatment equipment, so the water flowing in the drainage ditch is neither smelly nor toxic. The second bottle slept in a daze, got up and peed on the gutter, it has been a practice for decades, he simply forgot that this was in the donkey's house, and even more forgot that he slept on the bed in the donkey's house tonight.

"Where to pee!"

The leather donkey roared, startling the second bottle, and he subconsciously turned around quickly and urinated on the bed. What's in the bed, everyone knows, in addition to the quilt is other bedding, the second bottle may be to make the urine urgent, no matter how the donkey yells, he just pees his own, until a big bubble of urine is clean, then stopped, leaned back, lay on the bed and continued to sleep, peeing, as if it didn't happen at all.

The leather donkey opened his mouth and scolded: "My two-bottle brother, no! You are my second ancestor, where can you not pee? Just pee on that bed! Huge, huge, you and your Pi Ye's beam this time is concluded! Look at how Lao Tzu cleaned up your huge king after dawn! ”

The leather donkey finished scolding the huge, and he was still angry, so he scolded Wufeng again: "Good you Wufeng, good you lame loser!" Being a village chief who is a king and eight fucks, he doesn't make much money, and he cares a lot about his mother's business! You can take care of some serious things, just take care of these fucking shit, isn't it, to get his second ancestor into the house, is he a fuel-efficient lamp? Take a look, take a look! Pee a kang, see how you lame still sleeps! ”

Although he sent his second bottle of younger brother, according to her sister's strategy, to the village chief's house, which was also a donkey's chicken shop. When he returned, he hurriedly bolted the door of the seafood restaurant. Afraid that the leather donkey would come and smash the door, he also used a mop to put it on the door.

Huge went back upstairs, secretly looked out of the window, and saw that the Pijia Chicken Shop was brightly lit, and there were figures shaking from time to time. He was also a little worried about Pang Er's safety, he was afraid that the leather donkey would get angry for a while, and he would use a kitchen knife with his younger brother.

Liu Xueyin said hugely: "What are you looking at? Didn't you see a family of three sleeping? It's really a careless thing, a bad seed with no interest. ”

"What three?" Huge to Liu Xueyin's words, he was confused for a while and didn't understand. I asked.

"You don't know how to count?" Liu Xueyin got up from the bed, stretched out two fingers, and said, "This is the leather donkey Wufeng, is it a family of two?" Seeing that she nodded, she continued: "Plus your stupid father, isn't it a family of three?" Stupid, compared to your brother, I can't figure it out, how did your father and your mother do that job, there is no good thing, but you and your brothers are two stupid bears, and I am angry! ”

Liu Xueyin was so angry that he didn't pay attention to the huge anymore, lying on the bed, panting heavily, and sulking.

He was used to scolding his wife, and Liu Xueyin scolded him, and he felt the same as drinking cold water, and he didn't feel embarrassed at all. It's like I don't feel anything. He leaned on the windowsill and watched the movement of the leather chicken shop. It didn't take much effort, but I saw Wufeng go out alone, returned to the building area, and knew that Wufeng went home to sleep alone, and there were two big men left in the chicken shop, the donkey and Pang Er, who was a little relieved, he leaned in front of Liu Xueyin's face and whispered: "Wufeng is home, and there are only two men left in the chicken shop, Pang Er and the blind donkey." ”

Liu Xueyin said happily: "It seems that the donkey told your stupid father to stay." Go to sleep, it's all right. The party cadres are good, in the future, Pang Er will live in the Pijia chicken shop for a long time, there is a bed to sleep when he is sleepy, and there are chickens to eat when he is hungry, the standard communist life, a good society, let your brother catch up! ”

Huge and beautiful slept beautifully, and I didn't know that the sky would be clear. He was accustomed to stretching his waist, got up, first climbed to the windowsill, and saw what movement there was in the Pijia chicken shop opposite the door, strange, the Pijia chicken shop locked the door, and there was no movement, that is, he didn't see the donkey come out, and he didn't see Pang Er enter, where did they go? Scratching his winter melon head, he couldn't think of a reason.

Huge yawned, took away the mop that was on the door last night, opened the door of the seafood restaurant, stretched his head and looked out, and suddenly his soul was frightened! My mother, I saw the donkey holding a kitchen knife high, and the donkey's eyes were bigger than the donkey's eggs, and his eyes were bloodshot! Red! As soon as he saw Da Da open the door, he shouted: "Da Da, take your life!" "Raise the kitchen knife and slash down the huge winter melon's head! (To be continued......)