Chapter 151: Friendship in progress
The woman who walked in, who else could there be except for the unstable and incomparably brutal Xia Bing.
Yan Xiaokai saw the ill-intentioned smile in the corner of her eyes, and immediately picked up, brushed the ground and took a few steps back, nervously tugging at the clothes on her chest and asking, "What do you want to do?" โ
Xia Bing said indifferently: "Two choices, one, I'll stab you alone." Two, let them come in and stab you together! โ
Yan Xiaokai's face changed, and he took two steps back, "Sister Xia Bing, why are you targeting me?" โ
Xia Bing smiled, the kind that didn't smile, "When did I target you, aren't we treated the same way?" โ
Yan Xiaokai snorted coldly, "Ming people don't do dark things, you know it in your heart!" โ
Xia Bing finally smiled at this time, looking surprised and proud, "Yes, the reason why they have such treatment is entirely because of you." At this point, medical examinations are dispensable! โ
Her meaning couldn't be more obvious, if you're not there, then nothing. If you're there, you have to have.
Saying that, Xia Bing asked with some confusion: "But I'm very strange, how can you see that I deliberately targeted you?" โ
Yan Xiaokai said: "If I said it, would you let me go?" โ
Xia Bingxiu frowned, "Don't even think about it!" โ
Yan Xiaokai spread his hands, "In that case, why do I have to tell you!" โ
Xia Bing said in a deep voice: "It seems that you don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin!" โ
Yan Xiaokai hurriedly made a surrender form, "Okay, let me tell you, when I saw you for the first time, I felt that you didn't look at me right!" I hope it's just my delusion, though! โ
Xia Bing smiled, "It's not your illusion, you guessed it, I am indeed different from you and them!" โ
Yan Xiaokai's brows furrowed together, "When did I offend you?" โ
Xia Bing shook his head, "You haven't offended me. โ
Yan Xiaokai said: "Then why do you want to target me?" โ
Xia Bing said: "If you really want to say the reason, it's because I don't like you!" โ
Yan Xiaokai said aggrievedly: "Sister Xia Bing, you see what is wrong with me, can't I change it?" โ
Xia Bing pointed to his crotch without hesitation, "There!" Cut it off, I'll be better to you than to Big Black in the future! โ
Yan Xiaokai couldn't cry or laugh, am I still a man after cutting it?
Xia Bing snorted coldly and picked up the special equipment, "Don't talk nonsense, take off your pants and arch your ass for me." โ
Yan Xiaokai looked at the utensils as thick as bananas, his heart was beating in shock, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No! โ
Xia Bing said in a deep voice: "You'd better cooperate a little, don't force me to be rough, my mood has not been bad recently!" โ
From this woman's expression and tone, it is not difficult to see that she is not joking, she is very serious.
Although Yan Xiaokai has always disliked beating women, because women are used to hurt, not to beat, but this time, he really wants to beat this woman.
It's just that before making a move, he has to think clearly whether he is the opponent of this woman, if not, the end will definitely be as simple as being stabbed.
After a comprehensive analysis, he gave up this idea, because he could not be the opponent of this woman.
Knowing this, Yan Xiaokai felt so hard that he couldn't do it, was Lao Tzu born like this?
I just broke someone else's place two days ago, and today it's someone else's turn to break my own?
Is this the legendary retribution?
Yan Xiaokai sighed bitterly, a pair of eyes looked at Xia Bing's heavy face, looked at it, and his heart suddenly moved, and when this woman couldn't bear it and was about to pounce on her, she immediately opened her mouth and said, "I know why are you in a bad mood for Lu?" โ
Xia Bing's movements in front of him were slightly sluggish, then he stopped, nodded and said, "Okay, don't say that I won't give you a chance, now, I'll give you a chance, that's right, just poke it." If you say something wrong, stab me until my hands are soft! โ
Yan Xiaokai's heart was cold, this woman was so perverted that she couldn't describe it.
After settling down, he said, "You are because you have recently broken the fortune......"
"Humph!" Xia Bing snorted coldly, picked up the utensils and was about to pounce.
Yan Xiaokai hurriedly changed his words: "Or maybe you lost something very valuable!" โ
Xia Bing stopped again, looking at Yan Xiaokai with a somewhat confused expression, "What am I missing?" โ
Yan Xiaokai breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, this time he was obviously blinded. "Something missing, I can't see it for the time being, I just see that you are ruined, if you want me to calculate more accurately, you have to report my birthday and let me see the palmistry."
Xia Bing snorted coldly, "Do you think I'll believe it? โ
Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "You can not believe it, if you don't want to find your things again." โ
After thinking for a while, Xia Bing finally threw the appliance on the curved plate, "I'll give you a chance at the end, if you're not sure, I'll let those women come in and stab you together, each one of them until you are soft!" โ
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
Xia Bing stretched out his hand and reported his birthday.
Yan Xiaokai calculated the years and months, and was slightly surprised, because this woman was already thirty years old, but she looked like she was only twenty-six or seventeen at most, or even younger.
Is this the effect of makeup, or is it really a rejuvenation?
Yan Xiaokai looked at her face a little slippery, but after looking at it for a while, he found that she was without makeup, and he couldn't find any traces of makeup at all.
Xia Bing was looked at by his thief's eyes, although he was not afraid at all, he felt uncomfortable, and couldn't help but shout: "Have you seen enough?" โ
Yan Xiaokai quickly regained his mind, calculated according to her face, palmistry and birthday, and after a while, he finally said: "One of your parents died early." Grew up in a single-parent home. Last year or the beginning of this year, another loved one passed away. Now, you are left with only your sibling brother or sister, and according to the special fork of your fate line, the other one, whether it is an older brother or sister, is your twin brother! โ
Xia Bing's expression changed and changed when he heard this, and then he suddenly withdrew his hand and was about to take out the whip, and shouted angrily: "Okay, you dare to investigate me? โ
Yan Xiaokai said: "I can swear to God, before today, let alone know your name, I don't even know that there is a woman like you in the world!" โ
Xia Bing thought about it carefully and felt that he was not lying, because it was impossible for him to investigate himself, and even if he did, he would not find out, so she finally sat down again and said in a deep voice: "Go on!" โ
Yan Xiaokai said: "Although you are thirty years old this year, you have not yet married and have no children, and if I am not mistaken, you are still an old virgin!" โ
Xia Bing stood up suddenly and lifted the table in front of him. Obviously, she was poked in the sore spot by Yan Xiaokai, and she was annoyed and angry.
Looking at the murderous perverted woman, Yan Xiaokai was frightened, and hurriedly took a few steps back, and changed his words knowingly: "I take back what I just said, you are a virgin, not old!" โ
Xia Bing's god sรจ eased a little, but his teeth were gritted.
Yan Xiaokai looked at her timidly, until her expression completely returned to normal, then she stepped forward and carefully helped the table up.
Xia Bing's eyes were fixed on him, "Tell me, where is the thing I don't see?" โ
Yan Xiaokai shook his head, "I'm sorry, I don't even know what you don't see now, how can I figure it out for you!" โ
Xia Bing shouted: "Don't you know how to count? โ
Yan Xiaokai said: "I just know a little bit about hexagrams, not immortals, not to the extent of undoubtedly dewed!" โ
Xia Bing sneered very dissatisfiedly: "With your little ability, you dare to come out and deceive?" โ
Yan Xiaokai shook his head, "You are wrong again, I have never deceived people with this kind of ability." โ
Xia Bing picked up the appliance again, "Since you can't figure it out, then don't blame me for being rude!" โ
Yan Xiao was happy and hurriedly said: "Slow, you just need to tell me the truth of the matter, and the things are not impossible to find." โ
Xia Bing thought for a while, and finally put the thing down again, and then said, "My Tibetan mastiff, did you see it?" โ
Yan Xiaokai nodded, and said in his heart that I am not blind, how can I not see such a big bullshit following you upside down?
Xia Bing asked again: "Then is it male or female, have you seen it?" โ
Yan Xiaokai was a little speechless, I'm not one yuan, how can I go to see if it's male or female as soon as I come?
Seeing him shake his head, Xia Bing said angrily: "I don't have any observation at all, you dare to come here to mess around!" โ
Yan Xiaokai couldn't cry or laugh, if he hadn't been forced to be helpless, the turtle grandson and the turtle and the turtle would have run here to mess around!
Xia Bing said: "Da Hei is the mother's. From the time it started eating nวi to now, it has been with me for thirteen years. It is an extremely rare red ancient Tibetan mastiff, and others have offered me 30 million, 50,000, and 80 million respectively, and I am not willing to sell it. โ
Yan Xiaokai was taken aback, "That broken dog, worth tens of millions?" โ
Xia Bing was furious, "Broken dog? Do you have it worth? โ
Yan Xiaokai sweated, nodded helplessly: "Okay, but isn't it there?" I saw it spin around behind your ass! โ
Xia Bing said: "That's not what I'm talking about!" If you interrupt again, I'll stab you now. โ
Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to remain silent.
Xia Bing continued: "For a long time, I have had an idea, that is, to leave a descendant for it. But it is a purebred wild Chigu Tibetan mastiff, and there are very few dog breeds worthy of it in the world. So for several years, this wish has not been realized. โ
Yan Xiaokai made an expression of humbly listening to the story on his face, but he sneered in his heart, you don't have any descendants yourself, you still want to get a descendant for it, aren't you salty and eating radish lightly?
โโฆโฆ Last year, I finally got a little anxious and finally came up with a solution, which was to put it back on top of the snow-capped plateau where I found it......"
Yan Xiaokai immediately said: "I hope it can come back with a wild seed!" โ
Xia Bing's voice was an octave higher, "You try again!" โ
Yan Xiaokai laughed and laughed, although my words were ugly, do you dare not admit that what I said is the truth? However, he still calmed down and said: "Mix a son, mix a son!" โ
Xia Bing's god sรจ eased up a bit, "Later, when it came back, it was indeed pregnant, and gave birth to a puppy last month." It was a pure red ancient blood, and someone offered me 10 million at that time, but I didn't sell it. โ
Yan Xiaokai finally understood, and said, "But later, because of your poor care, that puppy was lost by you." โ
Xia Bing said angrily: "It's not that I lost it, it was stolen." โ
Yan Xiaokai was speechless, isn't this the same result?
Xia Bing said: "I've already told you about it, now you can count it for me!" โ
Yan Xiaokai spread his hands, "I'm sorry, if it's a person who doesn't see it, maybe I can still think of a way, but what you don't see is a dog, I can't do anything." โ
"Whew!" With a soft sound, Xia Bing pounced, and the long whip in his hand swung continuously.
Yan Xiaokai retreated in panic, and was instantly forced into a corner, and then suddenly there was a flower in front of him, and the woman was already lightning to the point of rushing in front of her.
Yan Xiaokai hurriedly put out both palms together, halfway turned palms into claws, and with one move, he grabbed the dragon claw hand and attacked her chest.
There is no way, in the face of a master whose strength is higher than his own, especially a female master, he can only use such a despicable trick.
However, what he never expected was ......-
Today is still a day of tossing in the hospital, exhausted.
Thanks to the members of the Agent Alliance, Walk in the Clouds Bar (3 monthly passes), Heartless Xiaoyu, and Daoy1nG for their monthly passes. Thank you for treating colds without having to (more than one), Fu Qilin (Fu brother has a lot of them, when will he write a new book), Jet Tslow, and the monthly ticket for the first kiss of cigarettes.