Chapter 150: The Lowest is Invincible
Trees have no bark and cannot live.
If people are shameless, they are invincible!
People are cheap to a certain extent, and the lethality is absolutely amazing.
Shangguan Wusu and Wan Yanyu looked at Yan Xiaokai in surprise, because at the beginning, they all thought that among the four, the cheapest was Shangguan Yunchen, but it was not until this time that they realized that they were wrong, and they were ridiculously wrong.
Yan Xiaokai is really cheap, and he hides it not ordinarily deep.
Shangguan Yunchen also sighed to himself, and looked at Yan Xiaokai with admiration.
Xia Bing couldn't get angry anymore, he couldn't laugh, his face was almost not tight, and after holding back his smile hard, he stared at Yan Xiaokai fiercely, "Don't think that you can sell cuteness in front of me with a white face, and don't think that women of my age like little white faces, let alone think that I can't do anything ......with my antiques."
Yan Xiaokai waved his hand to interrupt her and said: "Sister Xia Bing, you don't need to say so much, before you entered the door, I knew that you were a respectable, unlovely, terrible and unadorable woman, but from a distance and not blasphemous, I didn't intend to provoke you, I just wanted to know Lu Dao, who is that bastard you are talking about?" What are we now? What the hell is all this going on? โ
Xia Bing said: "First of all, I have to admit that what you said is the truth, I am indeed a woman who is not easy to get along with, and I don't plan to get along well with you, especially you." Then, I answer your question. The first question, you go and ask the eyeballs yourself. The middle question, you go and ask the eyeballs yourself! The last question, you still have to ask the eyeballs. โ
Yan Xiaokai couldn't cry or laugh, yes, it was a waste of feelings.
After Xia Bing finished speaking, he reached out and pressed the phone on the table, "Guangshuai, come in!" โ
After a while, a bald man in his thirties walked in.
Don't ask, the bald man is the so-called light handsome, but he really has nothing to do with handsomeness except for light.
Xia Bing pointed at Yan Xiaokai and the others and said to him: "These are newcomers, you will take them to the physical examination and go through the formalities in a while, and then go to the training center in the suburbs to familiarize themselves with the environment." โ
The two nodded, looking at the four of them curiously.
Xia Bing then said to the four of them: "Today's main task is to familiarize yourself with the environment, and you will start formal training tomorrow." No comments, right? โ
The four of them didn't have any expression on their faces, but they said in their hearts, aren't you asking nonsense? Of course we have opinions, but do we dare to say it? Anyway, can the big whip in your hand spare us?
followed Guang Shuai out of the office, and the four of them couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, in the face of this cruel and perverted woman, the pressure was really not ordinary!
But what made them strange was that Guang Shuai also exhaled.
Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but ask, "Are you also afraid of her?" โ
Guang Shuai glanced at the closed door of his office, then nodded, and after making a boo gesture, motioned for them to go out with him.
When going down the stairs, Guang Shuai turned around and asked, "Did the boss say which instructor you want to train with?" โ
Yan Xiaokai asked, "Which boss?" โ
Guang Shuai said: "Just that woman just now, she is the head of this place, we all call her boss!" โ
Yan Xiaokai suddenly replied, "She didn't seem to say who we should follow!" โ
Shangguan Wusu shook his head and said, "No, she said it, saying that from today on, she will be our instructor!" โ
Guang Shuai was slightly taken aback, and then looked at the four of them sympathetically, "Then your future sons will be sad!" โ
The hearts of the four of them sank slightly, because there was no need for him to say this, everyone had a premonition.
Yan Xiaokai took two steps and shouted after Guang Shuai: "Handsome guy, handsome guy!" โ
Handsome guy?
Looks like this, you call him handsome?
Can you shout too?
A small star appeared in front of Shangguan Yunchen and the other three.
Guang Shuai accepted it calmly, and naturally asked naturally: "What's the matter?" โ
Yan Xiaokai said: "Handsome guy, what kind of identity are we now?" โ
Guang Shuai said: "What identity?" It's funny, don't you even know who you are? โ
The four shook their heads in unison.
Guang Shuai was slightly stunned, "Then you don't know why you came here for Lu?" โ
They knew this, and said in unison: "We're here to train!" โ
Guang Shuai asked rhetorically: "Then do you know why you came here to train for Lu?" โ
The four of them were at a loss for a moment.
Originally, they really believed Uncle Eyeball's words, thinking that their business was not up to par, and they were sent here by the manager for training, but now, seeing the people and things here, they have realized that things are not so simple.
Among the four, Yan Xiaokai was the first to come back to his senses, and hurriedly said: "Handsome guy, handsome guy, since you know the Tao, you can tell us!" โ
"You're so stupid, you don't know how to do it so simply, let me tell you......"
"Smack!" There was a sound, and Guang Shuai's words were not finished, and he had already received a loud whip on his back.
The four of them turned their heads and were shocked to find that Xia Bing was standing behind them unconsciously, with a whip in his hand, staring at Guang Shuai fiercely.
"Boss, I, I ......" Guang Shuai was stunned, and he couldn't say anything.
"Someone!" Xia Bing let out a deep sigh, and two people immediately appeared behind him.
"No......" Guang Shuai hurriedly waved his hand, making the whole person tremble, as if he was going to be dragged to cut off his head.
"Drag him down for three days!" Xia Bing shouted expressionlessly.
The two immediately pounced and brutally dragged Guang Shuai down.
Guang Shuai opened his mouth and wanted to shout that he was wronged, but he didn't dare to make a sound when his mouth opened, because he knew in his heart that if he really shouted, it was very likely to double in three days, so he could only shut up and look at Yan Xiaokai with a resentful gaze, because if it weren't for this guy's many mouths and tongues, how could he lie down and be shot?
Yan Xiaokai sympathized with him very much, but he couldn't help him, he was still crossing the river in the mud, so he could only watch Guang Shuai being dragged away.
But he, like everyone else, had a sentence floating in his heart at the same time: Accompanying the king is like accompanying the tiger!
This tigress seems to be even more brutal than they imagined!
Xia Bing didn't look at Guang Shuai, and shouted coldly at Yan Xiaokai and the others: "Follow me!" โ
Out of the old office building, Xia Bing led a few people to a small building.
When I went in, I found that all the doctors in white coats were all women.
Xia Bing glanced at Wan Yanyu and Shangguan Wusu, and said without any expression: "You two, follow me!" โ
The two women glanced at the two men and followed her silently.
Yan Xiaokai and Shangguan Yunchen looked at each other from the side, not knowing what kind of plane they were going to do.
While they were in a daze, the women in white coats had already gathered around and pulled them into a spacious ward.
When he was pulled in, Yan Xiaokai was a little nervous, but Shangguan Yunchen was indescribably excited.
Measure height, weight, visual strength, sรจ, hearing, blood pressure, ...... Anyway, everything that can be measured has been tested for both of them.
After tossing and turning, Shangguan Yunchen was first put down on a bed.
A female doctor stepped forward, sat down on the edge of the bed, and pulled up his clothes.
Shangguan Yunchen originally wanted to resist, but when he saw that the female doctor was a young woman in her thirties, and she looked a little bit good, he didn't move and let her do it. Even when the female doctor pulled his belt, he cooperated to straighten his hips.
But unfortunately, the female doctor did not completely take off his pants, but only untied the belt, loosened the buttons and zippers, and that's it.
Then the doctor reached out and pressed on his abdomen.
"Does it hurt?" While pressing, the female doctor asked.
"It hurts!" Shangguan Yunchen replied loudly, but there was no trace of pain on his face, but it was very refreshing.
"What about here?" The female doctor frowned and changed places.
"It hurts too!" Shangguan Yunchen replied without hesitation.
"What about here?" The female doctor has changed places again!
"It hurts more!"
The "......" female doctor was a little speechless when she pressed the whole abdomen, because he didn't seem to have any pain.
Just as she was wondering, a nurse next to her quietly tugged at the corner of her clothes.
The female doctor looked at her suspiciously, and found that the man's crotch had been propped up with a high tent.
At this moment, the female doctor finally fully understood, and after her face turned red, she put her hands out together and slammed it hard against that place.
"Whew!" Shangguan Yunchen let out a scream like killing a pig and bounced off the bed.
After the physical examination, it was the turn of the inspection.
The three most common are essential, blood tests, urine tests, and stool tests.
But in addition to this, there is one more item, and that is the collection of human secretions.
After learning that there was such a project, Shangguan Yunchen jumped up and said to Yan Xiaokai: "Brother, did you hear, they want to explode my chrysanthemum, they want to explode my chrysanthemum!" โ
Yan Xiaokai couldn't cry or laugh, "I heard it, I heard it, but I don't understand what it's so exciting about!" โ
Shangguan Yunchen said solemnly: "Brother, you know the Dao, I have never been engaged in the foundation, but it doesn't mean that I don't want to know what it is like to be based in the Dao!" โ
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
"Ahh A shrill scream rang out.
Shangguan Yunchen jumped up again, his ears pressed against the wall.
Yan Xiaokai said lovelessly: "Don't listen, that's your sister!" Could it be that your sister was blown up by chrysanthemum, and you also want to visit? โ
Shangguan Yunchen turned around and made a boo gesture, "Don't make noise, my sister will definitely be finished in the future, I want to hear what her cry is!" โ
"......" Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but slap him on the head.
Shangguan Yunchen was beaten, but he still stuck his ears to the wall, and his hands were touching there as if he was sleepwalking, as if he wanted to find a hole to get into.
"I think...... If you want to know the way more clearly, go straight out, bend, push the door in, and then it will be clear! โ
"That's right!" Shangguan Yunchen slammed his palm in agreement, turned around, and then was stupid, because the person who spoke was the young woman who had just destroyed a little brother. In addition to her, there was a group of women in white coats standing behind her.
Subsequently, I don't know which woman made the first move, and the other women rushed up, pressed Shangguan Yunchen down on the bed, pulled off his pants, and burst chrysanthemums.
When it was Yan Xiaokai's turn, Shangguan Yunchen had already been dragged out of the city, the young woman who stabbed him was also gone, and none of the other women were gone.
When Yan Xiaokai was wondering, the door opened, and a woman with a sinister smile in the corner of her eyes walked in......
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