Li Er came out of the donkey's house, and was just about to enter the house, when he suddenly heard someone behind him scolding, and when he looked back, it was Yu Xiu'e, who came to Li Erxingshi to ask for guilt. She scolded: "Li Er, you are a bad spirit, I live a good life alone, you have the benefit of the old fort, if you ask the two of us to put together, what is the result?" Kill me, an honest man! ”

"Yu Xiu'e, you two are doing housework, what are you looking for me to do? Whose spoon doesn't touch the rim of the pot? What the hell did you bump into tonight? It was a donkey just now, and now it's you, maybe there is someone waiting for me at the gate of my house, it's all trivial things, can it be that the chicken and dog fight and can't find the village to mediate? ”

Before Li Er's voice landed, an old lady standing at the door of his house asked, "Li Er, can you pinch it?" Our dog was bullied by his chicken, how did you know? ”

Li Er smiled: "How is it?" Say what you have and what you are afraid of, it will come! Is it worth mediating the matter of dead chickens and rotten dogs? ”

"You dare to say that my fur is a rotten dog? It's my grandson! Look at the curly hair, and the tiger head, and the claws, all four of them are white, you know? It's called four-hoofed snow treading! ”

Li Er shook his head: "I heard that horses have four hooves to step on the snow, it is a kind of sweat and blood BMW produced in the Western Regions, and it is the first time I heard that dogs have four hooves to step on the snow!" ”

"Lonely, huh? Rare and weird, right? The level of cadres in the rural areas is low. The street office where my daughter stayed was full of city people. Everyone knows that four-hoofed snow treading is a good dog. The plague chicken of Li Si's family, fights with my family's Maomao every day, pecking my grandson all over the body, how painful, my Maomao, you have suffered, if the village does not give an explanation, grandma will go to the city to sue their family. Your aunt is from the city, and their street office is fair and will call the shots for you! ”

The old lady held her curly dog and burst into tears.

Li Er glanced at the dog and recognized that it was the stray dog that was scurrying around on the street a while ago, so he coaxed the old lady and said: "This is a treasure dog, ordinary people can't afford to raise it, such a precious four-hoofed snow tread, the case is heavy." The village secretary has to personally try the case, my official Xiao Wow. Tomorrow you go to the village to find Lao Yu and see if he can handle this case, I guess he can't handle the dog even if he spends a lot of effort. You tell me? Grandma dog? ”

It turned out that the old lady's husband's family was also surnamed Li, and he was a distant sister-in-law of Li Er, so. Li Er made a joke with her.

"It should be a lot of power. How do you say you became a donkey? The old lady corrected Li Er.

Li Er said: "A donkey is worth more than a tiger." You see, the state does not allow the tiger to be beaten. Without buying and selling, there is no killing. So the tiger is not worth much. If you give you a tiger, you will also be in vain, kill and sell meat. That's a crime, it's not good, and you have to cut off your head. Do you dare to eat tiger meat? It's just that someone dares to sell, do you dare to buy? The tiger's ass can't be touched. Donkeys are different. As the saying goes, dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat in the ground. Delicious ruthless. ”

The old lady smashes it, smashes it, and smacks it. Imagining the taste of eating donkey meat in a big gulp, my heart is so beautiful that saliva involuntarily flows out of my mouth.

Yu Xiu'e said: "What is a tiger or a tiger or a donkey, or talk about my housework." The old battery has been okay since he lived with me. Diligence and thrift, especially when you are in charge of the vegetable market, you are quite energetic??????"

Li Er didn't wait for Yu Xiu'e to continue, hurriedly interjected, and asked, "Energetic?" Is it the energy to work? Or do you want to do the work at the beginning? ”

"You're bad! Where do you want to go? Not serious, not in tune! ”

Yu Xiu'e stretched out her hand and slapped Li Er, covered her mouth and smiled, and the anger in her stomach seemed to have disappeared a lot.

Li Er said: "You two, it's common to fight and make trouble. It's true that I'm connecting you to build a bridge. That's the job in the village. Besides, I can't take care of the old fort for the rest of my life. He has that donkey temper, you have to drive the donkey, we can't unload the mill and kill the donkey because the donkey steals a bite of the grain on the grinding plate when the donkey pulls the mill, right? He is a janitor in the village, and his salary is quite large, and he sleeps on the big drum in the small warehouse, is it good? How? Does he have a woman outside? ”

"I'm Yu Xiu'e blind, can the woman next to me take a fancy to him? It's beautiful. ”

"Why the hell?"

"For drinking, pour that urine soup every day, and when you get drunk, the first thing is to scold me. The latter is to scold the darkness of the old society. Then I began to scold my mother for not raising me well, saying that my father was an old bastard, and I thought that my father left a few houses, so I changed a building. ”

"What about the future?"

"Scolded the seven aunts and eight aunts of my family one by one, and finally scolded my uncle, think about it, my uncle has been dead for more than 30 years, and he has never provoked him? He scolded correctly, do you say that people are angry or not? ”

"You too, cover your ears, tell him to scold enough, exhaust him to death a dog, no, a dog!"

"I told you to the dog!" Yu Xiu'e really slapped Li Eryi. Later, he said, "Can I cover my ears, my neighbor's ears, can I go and cover them?" I can't. My mother's family is this village, my aunt's family is also this village, my cousins, I heard that he scolded other people's mothers, and people gathered to fight the old fort, it was I who said good things about the half-tractor, and they spared him. ”

"Isn't that okay?"

"it! He didn't dare to scold my relatives, so he began to scold the neighbors before and after. Enough scolding, go home and get up to sleep and ask him why he scolds, guess what he said? Yu Xiu'e learned from the old fort, stretched her neck, and said loudly: "I didn't scold, my mouth grew on me, and I like to scold whoever I like!" You don't care. What foreigners, reactionaries, traitors, traitors, as well as Pu Zhigao, Pan Renmei, rats, rabbits, snakes and tigers, all of them are fucked by thieves and dogs of the Eight Kingdoms, they should be scolded! ”

"This ????? This????? Li Er had no choice.

"The old immortal has offended the villagers all over again, Li Er, you say, what should I do?" Yu Xiu'e cried and put her head on Li Er's shoulder.

"It's ???? This ??????" Before Li Er could come up with this result, the old lady coughed vigorously and reminded the two of them to pay attention to their image.

"Or my dog grandson?"

"I'm a human, it's better than a dog."

The two women began to argue, and neither would let anyone.

Li Er slipped away while the two women weren't paying attention to him. By the time the two women understood, he had already slipped into his door, closed the door lightly, and plugged it in. No matter how the two women knocked on the door outside, he would not come out of the house while lying in the house. The two women had no choice but to go back to their respective homes and swear to go to the village committee tomorrow to sue Li Er, and they had to ask the village chief to criticize Li Er fiercely!

In the village committee, before the two old ladies entered the door, Li Er had already called a few policemen to ask: "Li Er, let's talk, what's the matter with the gun?" ”

"Guns?"

"Say it."

I said. A while ago, I was disgusted with nothing to do at home, and when I was full, I had a whimsical idea to get a gun and go to Antarctica to catch some penguins and sell them for money. That thing was a treasure, and the restaurant rushed to get it, and the two tables of guests broke their heads in order to compete for a penguin. That thing is lacking, and scarcity is expensive. ”

"Talking about guns."

"Good, good. It is our responsibility to liberate Asia, Africa and Latin America and to liberate all mankind, and armed struggle ???????"

"Okay, have you ever eaten a penguin? Do you know how many bullets are pressed in a gun? ”

"No one sued me, when I get the gun, don't you know if you look at it?"

"It's been a long time, you ??????" (To be continued......)