Before the leather donkey entered the door and sat down, Wufeng asked him anxiously: "Where did you get Huang Dasha?" ”

The donkey said, "He ran away!" This morning, you go to work in the village. I took Huang Dasha to let off steam, he didn't go, I tied him to the door of the chicken shop, went to Xiaojie, when I came back, Huang Dasha and a few flowers sat outside the door of the chicken shop, one holding a chicken, eating big. I was so angry that I wanted to hit him a few times, and he ran away with the gang. If you ask me something, I'll go to Li Er to replace me. When I came back, Huang Dasha ran away and disappeared, I hurriedly chased around, asked countless people, but did not find him. I found that I didn't bother to eat lunch at this time. ”

Liu Xueyin doesn't care about Huang Dasha, what she cares about is that her man is huge. She asked, "Donkey, didn't you hear what he was going to do?" ”

"He's gone to the quagmire, and he's gone to ask for the tents in front of him. By the way, I would like to visit some of my friends from the past. ”

"Did he say he'd be back today?"

"Maybe come back, right? Just come back later. ”

Wufeng said: "Leather donkey, is it true that Huang Dasha ran away with those homeless people?" You have to tell the truth. ”

The donkey said: "Maybe Huang Dasha knew them in the past, otherwise, can they eat chicken together in our chicken shop?" I'll get up early tomorrow and look for it in the distance. Liu Xueyin Boss Liu, you go back too, come back, he won't come to our chicken shop, he wants to go back to his home and find his own wife. ”

Wufeng let out a long sigh, shook his head, and didn't say anything. She silently gave the donkey a hot meal, and when eating, she used to put three pairs of chopsticks on it. It's so sad!

The donkey went out to look for three days in a row, and every day he went out early and returned late, and he lost a lot of weight. Wufeng persuaded distressedly: "I don't blame you if I can't find it, it's all his bad life." He's been in our house for so long, we've treated him well. In other words, we have done our best to him. You don't have to blame yourself either. Don't be upset. ”

Wufeng hugged the face of the leather donkey, kissed it, and continued: "Leather donkey, in good conscience, I know that Huang Dasha has a large amount of money in his hand, the amount is not less than 10 million, he once told me in private that he wants to give me that money, I want to treat him well, and wait for him to recover his nature." Just mention the money to him, but it's a pity, it's a pity that my five phoenixes are not in a good place, and I didn't enjoy the blessings of that huge amount of money. ”

The donkey hurriedly said: "My mother, he has a huge amount of money, why didn't you say it earlier!" You told me earlier, I watched him tightly, he ran this time, he ran 10 million. It's just the ability of the two of us. I can't earn half of that in my lifetime. Ran alive a big god of wealth! No, I'll look around tomorrow and I'll try to get him out!" ”

After a while, the donkey gritted his teeth thoughtfully. scolded at the sea fish: "Huge, it's all you bastard, give Lao Tzu that bad idea, now it's fucking good." Ran 10 million. If you have this money, Lao Tzu can give you half of it. ”

Wufeng cried: "Donkey, you can't listen to outsiders anymore." Look at your group of classmates, Li Er drinks Wang Ba soup wholeheartedly, huge, darker than Li Er, he usually slanders me. I try my best to pit you. He's going to make you miserable this time. Did he give you a bad idea? ”

The leather donkey was beaten and pulled by Wufeng, and he had already relaxed his vigilance, and as soon as the 10 million bomb exploded, he was completely confused in the money, and he forgot about the huge words he told first.

The donkey said all the words that had encouraged him that day.

Wufeng made the ins and outs of the matter clear and clear. wiped his tears, took out his mobile phone, and called the police station to report the case, saying that someone was trying to kill him for money??????

The leather donkey listened to the limelight and snatched Wufeng's phone. Hurry up and turn it off. He questioned Wufeng: "Wufeng, what kind of heart do you have!" Coaxed Lao Tzu into your trap, so I reported to Lao Tzu to the Public Security Bureau, trying to get me in, you and that fool enjoy the 10 million together, right? What a vicious woman! , want to kill me, it's not that easy. Even if you die, my donkey also wants your lame to pad her back!. ”

The leather donkey was in a hurry, so he went to the kitchen knife on the board to make a mistake. At this critical moment, Li Er stepped in. The leather donkey looked at Li Er's mouth and said, "Second Master Li, are you here to play chess or buy chickens?" ”

Li Er replied unhurriedly: "I have nothing to do at home, come out for a walk, eat a smooth mouth, and run a smooth leg." Unconsciously, I entered the Pijia chicken shop, it seems that our two families are destined. ”

The donkey said: "Our brother's fate has come to an end, I'm afraid I have to take the first step, and wait for you over there, and then our brothers will meet again." ”

Li Er smiled and said in a strange manner: "Leather donkey, this is the difference. What is a woman? It's a supporting role, when you use her, you use it, and when you don't need it, you can kick it. If you don't fight for three days, you will go up to the wall and uncover the tiles. You have to change your strategy in the future, your wife is disobedient, it's a fat beating, three punches on the left, three punches on the right, one kick on the other, at least two feet on the head, it's okay to break three or two bones, in the world, there are no three-legged toads, two-legged women, everywhere, and it's not a shortage, brother, brother, I'll support you, don't be the same as huge, kneel on the ground and beg for mercy at every turn, crying tears and snot, nothing to do! ”

Wufeng asked, "What else?" Read on! ”

"On the streets, in the alleys, there are big girls, but unfortunately those are not our wives. Anyway, those beautiful women will get married sooner or later, for us, wait slowly, wait for them for fifty years, let's see who is darker, let's see who has relied on whom? ”

The leather donkey listened to his own taste, and said with great interest: "Brother, you and I have come together." Women are born to smash goods, and if you don't fight, you can't do it. ”

Wufeng asked Li Er: "How many times have you beaten your wife?" ”

Li Er hurriedly said, "I'm in a special situation. Zhang Fengxian is my own wife, can I be willing to beat her? The ones who should be beaten are all small three, four, five or something, how can a man give up beating his wife? I was happy to see others beating their wives, and I couldn't wait to beat them harder. That's because they're all beating their wives. Anyway, my wife doesn't hurt. For example, the deputy section chief of the unit is always hoping that something will happen to the section chief in his head, so that he can become the section chief. ”

Wufeng said: "The leather donkey listened to the huge gluttonous words and lost Huang Dasha, and I was about to call the police." ”

"What good ideas can come out of the huge? Listen to him and promise to have the wrong year! It's better to go out and look for it, isn't it huge that he hasn't come back? Can I admit that his wife is me? ”

The leather donkey looked at Wufeng's face and said to Li Er: "Huang Dasha led Huang Dasha to the quagmire village, and I will go to find them back tomorrow, how about it?" ”

"Wow, you have to be forgiving and forgiving, let alone your own man?" Li Er deliberately asked Wufeng: "Huang Dasha, the two of them, who is your man?" ”

Wufeng jumped up, picked up the mop and hit Li Er's head, scolding in his mouth: "There is no good thing in the world!" They're all white-eyed wolves! It's all wolves that can't be fed, and they should all be beaten. ”

Li Er saw that his goal had been achieved, and hurriedly ran out of the Pijia Chicken Shop.

Wufeng's anger was still gone, and he pointed at the donkey with a mop and shouted: "Don't wait for tomorrow, leave now, hurry up and get them back!" ”

After the donkey walked for less than two hours, a large number of police surrounded the Pijia chicken shop, and a leader asked, "Is this the home of the leather donkey?" (To be continued......)