Chapter 600
Li Er was drinking tea in the seafood restaurant, and Red Rose came to Li Er with a big belly to solve the problem.
When Pangda saw the belly of the red rose, it seemed to be seven or eight months old, and suddenly came to Li Er, and Pangda wondered in his heart: Could it be that the baby in the belly of the red rose is Li Er's seed?
He slipped into the kitchen and told Widow Sun what he had seen outside. Xiaohong was also listening to the side, and Gou Youdao, although he didn't squeak and didn't participate on the surface, it could be seen that he was very concerned about Li Er and Red Rose.
Li Er let the red rose into the small private room, the two of them closed the door, and muttered in it, as soon as they said it was half an hour, during which Xiaohong pretended to go to deliver tea, wanting to inquire about some news from it, so Li Er waved his hand out. This adds to the mystique of the matter.
Xiao Taohong went to the vegetable market to buy seafood and came back, and was just about to enter the small private room, when she saw Xiaohong standing at the top of the stairs, waving her hand vigorously, squeezing her nose and making eyes, which meant to tell her that she should never enter the small private room.
Little Peach touched her toes, and Xiaohong, who came gently, asked softly, "Little hoof, mysterious and secretive, what the hell are you doing?" ”
Xiaohong didn't speak, and drew a large semicircle on her stomach with both hands, and at a glance she knew that it was the appearance of a pregnant woman she was gesturing.
Xiao Taohong looked at Xiaohong's belly, reached out and touched it, it was flat, not like a pregnant one, could it be that she just got it, a month or two, you can't see it? She whispered, "Do you have one?" Who got it for you? Ask him for money? Tire repair fee! ”
Xiaohong shook her hand anxiously and said, "It's not me, that red rose." Discuss things with your own brother in the small private room. Eighty percent is to discuss what to do when the child is born, or the question of who the child belongs to. ”
"Huh?" When Xiao Taohong heard Xiaohong's words, she was shocked. muttered in his heart: "My dear brother, aren't you dead? The eldest sister has just come back a few days ago, if she knows about this, she won't have to fight with you? I don't care, I can forgive you for your mistakes. to help you get through this. But the child was born, he is a living little life, not a puppy and a kitten, just give it away, deal with it and pull it down, the child is a big deal, I just want to help you hide it, he is also afraid that he can't hide it. Kiss my brother, you have made a big deal this time, and the red rose has been in the dance hall for so many years. You should know how not to have children? Is it deliberately taking children to slander people? ”
Thinking of this, Xiao Taohong didn't dare to think about it, she felt that the matter was important, so she quickly called her eldest sister Zhang Fengxian, Zhang Fengxian instructed Xiao Taohong on the phone: "You come to the house, tell me the ins and outs of the matter, and I can take necessary measures according to the actual situation." It seems that this time I will not be more serious. They don't know Zhang Fengxian, he Aunt Zhang is amazing! ”
Xiao Taohong said: "Eldest sister, don't roll up your arms and sleeves first, okay?" Before the matter is clear, let's put anti-aircraft guns first. In case the eight lambs in the belly of the red rose are not my own brother's, they are secretly married, and there are legal procedures. Having a baby with a man outside, is it bright, do you have a cold? ”
Zhang Fengxian thought for a moment. That's right, Li Er and Red Rose were muttering in the small room, and the two of them were whispering, which did not necessarily mean that Red Rose's child was my man's. Li Er is a member of the mediation committee in the village, and it is normal for some nominal villagers in the village to report special situations to him, especially those situations that some people don't want too many people to know.
Thinking of this, Zhang Fengxian glanced at Xiao Taohong, and scolded her lightly: "Shocked, scary, provide me with some false information, is your brother a casual person?" It's just that others don't know about him, don't you know him yet? Is he the kind of person who messes with flowers? ”
Little Peach replied, "Yes! He's the kind of bad guy who messes with flowers! ”
"You taught, right?" Zhang Fengxian began to quarrel with Xiao Taohong, the two of them, you and I will say a word, and no one will let anyone.
The two women fought for a long time, and they both felt bored, so they naturally looked at each other's faces and stopped squeaking each other. After a lot of effort, Zhang Fengxian spoke: "What are you doing sitting here?" Why don't you go back quickly and see how your dear brother and the red rose are talking? Didn't you tell you to look at him? Don't you know that you have made your belly bigger? Now that it's happened, and you came to report it, do you feel a little late? The guy who doesn't make people worry, he can't even look at a man, and I'm so angry! ”
Xiao Taohong deliberately angered Zhang Fengxian, and said slowly: "I'm not angry at all, I spoiled him to go out and mess around, I asked him to make someone's belly bigger, he did a good thing, I am happy in my heart." Applause, applause, welcome, welcome! ”
Zhang Fengxian angrily picked up a box of cigarettes on the coffee table, smashed it at Xiao Taohong, and scolded in her mouth: "I call you angry with me, I call you applause, I call you welcome!" ”
Xiao Taohong was already prepared in her thoughts, she knew Zhang Fengxian's temper, and she also knew that she was angry with Zhang Fengxian with her words, she must have thrown something over to hit herself, so before Zhang Fengxian's cigarette case was smashed, she dodged and ran away, shouting "Welcome, welcome," and ran away.
Zhang Fengxian was sulking at home, not working hard, Xiao Taohong hummed a little tune, and came back in a hurry, looking at her happy appearance, Zhang Fengxian was angry, so she didn't fight anywhere. She scolded directly: "With that commotion, what are you running back for?" Don't tell me that the child in the belly of the red rose is not your brother's. ”
Little Peach said happily: "Guessed right." Add 10 points! I, I asked my own brother just now, and he told me plainly that the child in the belly of the red rose was true and not his. People are here to ask about hukou. Red Rose wanted to put the child's household registration in our east crutches, because ah, she looked at our east crutches well, so she specially asked my own brother what procedures are needed to settle the hukou. ”
Zhang Fengxian heard Xiao Taohong say this, and a stone fell to the ground in her heart. took a long breath and said to himself: "I said, my Zhang Fengxian's man will not do those things that are out of tune." ”
Xiao Taohong said: "You should praise less and criticize more." Man, I can't help but get used to it. My own brother, did he do all the ridiculous things in the past, is there still a lot? The three foxes, isn't that proof? ”
"How do you do the scenery, which pot doesn't open, you just go to pick up which pot. It's all him, you're used to! Ever since the two of you hooked up and became a traitor, he hasn't really stopped. Be honest. Last night, he was upstairs in your seafood restaurant, did he kiss you? ”
"You have clairvoyance, you have ears to the wind, you can see it from such a distance?"
"I can't see, I won't guess. You two want to hide it from me? Wish for the moon! If you don't want people to know, you can't do it unless you do. If you do it, you do it, and you don't admit it if you are ashamed. See that I don't smash your fox mouth. ”
Zhang Fengxian gritted her teeth, looked at Xiao Taohong, and really wanted to go over and hit her a few times to get angry. This guy who can't be steamed or cooked, from the past to the present, follows his ass like a shadow, like a tail, cutting constantly, and can't shake it off. Entangled around herself all the time, I really want to kick her to death!
Zhang Fengxian thought about it, no. His dear man, he can't live without this enemy. Love birds and houses. There is no way to do it, just swallow your anger and make do with it.
Xiao Taohong saw Zhang Fengxian thinking about something, and it was estimated that she would not be far from ten. Zhang Fengxian is thinking about how to clean herself up, so she thinks: Thirty-six plans, go for the best plan. Betake oneself to one's heels. Zhang Fengxian shouted from behind: "Little peach." Don't run wow. I have something more to say. ”
"What you say, let's keep it for your man, I'm leaving, there is something waiting for me to make up my mind at home." Little Pink, who didn't look back, slipped away.
Zhang Fengxian scolded: "If you run fast and walk slowly, let me catch you, at least I will have to slaughter you." ”
Li Er happened to go home, heard Zhang Fengxian speak, and asked casually, "Who is slaughtering a meal?" Do you want to have a treat? ”
"Yes, I want to have a treat, you pay for it? The Wang Ba soup in the seafood restaurant, I don't know if the taste has changed? I'm hungry, I want to eat the king of the seafood restaurant. ”
Li Er said: "If you want to eat the king of the seafood restaurant, it's not easy to say, just ask the giant to make one and send it over, it's okay, and it doesn't take any trouble." He picked up the phone and told Xiaohong: "Stew a big king for Lao Tzu, and ask your boss lady to send it over in person, and Lao Tzu will be greatly rewarded." ”
Xiaohong brought Wang Ba Soup, put it on the table and left. Li Eryi grabbed Xiaohong's arm and asked, "Didn't you say that your boss lady would send it over in person?" How to be disobedient? ”
Xiaohong explained: "There is a beautiful man outside, talking to the proprietress, the two of them are close, and they don't have time to come, so they call me to be a substitute for the dead." ”
Li Er listened to Xiaohong's words, touched his scalp, and didn't say anything.
Zhang Fengxian was not happy, and said without being salty or light: "What kind of person, eating in the bowl, looking at the pot, a fox leg, stepping on several boats." Watch me teach her a good lesson, and that man who doesn't know what to do! Pick up a girl, and don't look at whose woman it is! ”
Zhang Fengxian was about to run out as she spoke, but Li Er grabbed her at once and said, "Dissipate your anger, what are you doing with her general knowledge?" Didn't you two misunderstand me just now? Maybe it's to run insurance, don't mess with the situation and put the gun indiscriminately. I'll just take a look later, how can I keep bothering your old man to run errands, eat that Wang Ba while it's hot, drink that Wang Ba soup, it's cold and fishy. ”
Li Er kissed Zhang Fengxian's cheek in front of Xiaohong, and almost vomited a little red sassy "wow".
Zhang Fengxian knew that Xiao Taohong was angry with herself, and said in her heart: "See how many days can you last?" In less than three days, you are allowed to come and hear the news, I am waiting for you! If you have ambitions, it's better not to come from now on. ”
Sure enough, on the third day, Zhang Fengxian was watching TV at home, and Xiao Taohong came in with a probe in her brain, and looked at the house first, but she didn't see Li Er at home, as if she was not very happy, and came to sit down on the sofa. lowered his head, didn't say anything, and waited for Zhang Fengxian to ask.
Zhang Fengxian deliberately ignored Xiao Taohong and deliberately watched her TV.
After a while, Xiao Taohong couldn't hold her breath anymore, and asked tentatively, "Sister, didn't Dapeng call from there?" ”
"Didn't come. When the child is older, he can't help his mother, and he will be angry with me when he calls, Dapeng, this child, will not call if he doesn't need money. ”
"Dapeng, there is no call, what should the child do? Did you hire a babysitter? ”
Zhang Fengxian knew what Xiao Taohong wanted to know, and deliberately gave him a hopeless look: "Dapeng must have seen that I was not going to find a nanny!" Maybe you don't want me to go. He wants me to serve his father well at home. ”
"Is that so? A babysitter costs a lot of money, but it's a pity. ”
Zhang Fengxian looked at Xiao Taohong's somewhat disappointed face, and seduced her: "I want to go wow, save Dapeng as much as I want, but unfortunately the plane doesn't fly, the vast sea, tell me to walk alone." How to go wow. ”
Xiao Taohong listened to Zhang Fengxian's voice, as if she wanted to leave, and hurriedly said: "Over there in Nanyang, isn't there a plane soliciting passengers?" You can get on their plane. ”
"I can't go." Zhang Fengxian said nonsense: "You don't know, wow." On the Nanyang side of the South Seas, there is a bit of a mess, have you watched the countries that are fighting on TV? That's where they are. The plane passed over their heads, and they shouted that they wanted to collect taxes, and their airspace was plucked by geese. If the plane doesn't come down, they will shoot it with shotguns. Right? ”
Little Peach said, "Isn't it? I see that the plane pulling people is flying so high, I'm afraid the shotgun can't hit it, right? Sister, are you mistaken? Don't want to leave, deliberately make excuses, right? ”
"Shotguns for guns, wow, isn't that what Hu Chuankui sings? Those troublemakers couldn't hit them with shotguns, so they changed their cannons, and the shells exploded in the sky one by one, killing the plane that flew to the South Seas. I was so frightened that I didn't dare to fly, so I stopped sailing. I heard that you only fly once a year? I went up for three days before I finished flying the indicators of this year's trip. When I called to ask, the plane had just taken off, and it was just one step away, no way. I'll have to wait for next year's trip! ”
Zhang Fengxian looked at Xiao Taohong's very disappointed appearance and smiled secretly.
Xiao Taohong sat for a moment, feeling that Zhang Fengxian's words were false. So he asked, "Sister, it's not right." I watched TV last night, and it was clearly said that I flew three flights a week, but how did I get to you and fly once a year? You must be coaxing me, aren't you? ”
Zhang Fengxian looked at Xiao Taohong's serious appearance, the corners of Le's mouth curled, and asked, "Do you want me to leave quickly, why don't you come and occupy the nest?" I'll tell you the truth, I'm not going to leave this year, and I'll disappoint you to the end. ”
Little Pink "snorted", put aside the matter, turned a corner, and said something else: "Red Rose, that kid, I know whose it is!" ”
"Who's? Did you kiss your brother? ”
"It's not! It's Zhao Si's. ”
"How do you know?" Zhang Fengxian asked curiously.
Xiao Taohong mysteriously put her mouth in front of Zhang Fengxian's ear, lowered her voice and said, "It was Xiaohong who told me." ”
"Little Red? Is the information reliable? Zhang Fengxian asked further.
Little Peach said: "The news is absolutely reliable. I don't believe you asked my own brother, he knows. Zhao Si also asked Xiaohong to keep it a secret for him. ”
Zhang Fengxian said: "What you know means that the whole world knows about it, and it is still kept secret." The more you are protected, the more secret you are, you are the volunteer propagandist of our East abduction, broadcasting loudspeakers. ”
Zhang Fengxian paused and continued: "After I leave, you must take a good look at your brother, and you must not ask him to mess with flowers and grass outside. ”
Xiao Taohong Yile gritted her teeth and said, "Don't you say that you won't leave, why did you change your hexagram again." ”
"What? You're not happy when I'm leaving. You can dominate the competition, you must be quite proud of the man who dominates other people, right? I can't wait to kill you to get rid of my hatred! Zhang Fengxian said angrily.
Little Peach said: "I know you hate me, but you can't do without me, you know for yourself, only my little Peach can tie your man's heart, and if he leaves me, he may not know which woman he ran away with?" You don't thank me, you still scold me, you make me anxious, and you don't care about him, and when you come back, it's not certain whether he will be in prison or not. ”
Zhang Fengxian bargained: "You buy the plane ticket for me to leave, or I won't leave." ”
Xiao Taohong said: "Think beautifully, give you a thousand dollars, I don't care if it's enough!" I want to ask for all the five thousand dollars that the three foxes gave me, delusional! ”
Xiao Taohong didn't know the difference between the dollar and the yuan, she thought that one dollar was worth a dollar mile, but she felt that a thousand dollars were not enough to fly, and how could she know that one dollar was exchanged for five yuan and a fraction of a mile.
After Zhang Fengxian left, Xiao Taohong thought that she had made a bargain, and when she asked Li Er, she knew that she had suffered a loss, so she beat her chest and stomped her feet and shouted: "Zhang Fengxian, come back!" Give me my money back! (To be continued......)