Li Er just got up, and he hadn't brushed his teeth and washed his face yet. Zhao Si is here. When he entered the door, he shouted: "Second Brother Li, are you up wow?" ”

Li Er smiled and said, "Brother Dare, you got up early, come to urge me?" Anything, you can say it directly. ”

"If you don't have anything to do, you don't want to kick the Three Treasures Palace, and my brothers have something to ask for." Zhao Si said modestly.

Li Er said: "Brother Zhao Si, there are not many things that can stump you Zhao Si in our east abduction, I know, your boss Zhao Si has been in the town economic committee for many years, and there is no shortage of money in his hands, no shortage of food, and no shortage of women and children, what are you looking for me?" I'm afraid you're not looking for me to fight in the bar? Or just ask me to mediate the housework. But as far as I know, your wife and children are obedient, the family is harmonious, and two daughters are already in school, one is in the fifth grade and the other is in the third grade. It's your mother-in-law who picks you up and drops off, you are the shopkeeper, your wife is virtuous, beautiful and moving, and you are said to be very satisfied with all aspects. I can't think of anything you can mediate when you come to me. ”

Zhao Si stretched out his thumb and boasted: "Second Brother Li, it's really a hero, what's going on with the East Kidnapper, don't want to hide it from your eyes." Brother's meaning, I will have a treat at noon, in your old nest, the small elegant room in the seafood building, and your two good friends, one is a huge Wang Ba, and the other is a family member of the village cadres Skin donkey, the four of us, five hundred yuan as the base, eat too much and add money, and take the rest. I have good wine, how about bringing it myself? Will you appreciate the light? ”

Li Er readily agreed. High-fived Zhao Sisan and settled the matter.

Zhang San saw Zhao Si coming out of Li Er's house, stepped forward, and asked, "Zhao Si, are you going to give Li Er's mediation gift?" ”

Zhao Si saw Zhang San's serious appearance, and began to tease him, he learned from Zhang San's wife's breathless appearance, straightened his neck, and tilted his head. With his hands on his waist, he panted for a long time, pretending to be out of breath, and asked, "You???? Be????? Zhang San? Yes??? Yes??? What's the matter????? Yes?? Yes? ”

Zhang San scolded angrily: "Zhao Si, you are a bastard, what are you doing like your grandmother?" Isn't it great to be a small member of the science and technology committee in the town? Be careful that I beat you to death! ”

It just so happened that I couldn't breathe and really came, I went to the vegetable garden to pull celery, and I was very angry when I saw Zhao Sixue from her. came over and scolded Zhao Sidao: "Learn from you??? Mother???? What's ???? Eager to learn????? Fuck ????? you daddy?????? Daddy's ???? ?????"

"Oh, sister-in-law, why did the big green worm crawl on your neck, didn't you see it yourself?" Zhao Si pointed his finger at his breathless neck and shouted in surprise. I didn't know what to do, so I hurriedly looked down at my neck, looking everywhere for the big green worm crawling on her, and Zhao Si bent one finger into a hook on her nose. I scratched my nose hard, laughed, and ran away. No matter how you can't breathe, how to scold for a long time is already useless. Zhao Si ran away early, who are you scolding?

Zhao Si and Li Erpi donkey them. is a graduate of a school, but Zhao Si is just four levels lower than Li Er. This guy has been in the town's economic committee for many years and is a standard old fritter. Of all the troublemakers in town, he was the finest. Good things are coming, his head is pointed, and he is desperate to drill in. Look at the bad things. Or the oil and water are not big, or the meat is fat, but it can't be eaten, there is a hook hidden in the meat, and the heart is hooked when you eat it, so it seems to be a good thing on the surface, but it hides the absurdity of murder, he never does it, let alone interferes. To put it bluntly, Zhao Si is a speculator who muddies the waters, wades into troubled waters, a thief and a thief, in the words of the common people, he is a thief who doesn't want it, it can be seen that this person's cunning and treachery has reached the point of reaching the peak. His wine is not good, it is accompanied by rat poison, if anyone drinks his wine and does not give him an errand, he will definitely try to tell you to spit out the wine for him, and it is not enough to just spit out the wine, he will slaughter you fiercely, pit you, and then it will be over.

Last time, the leather donkey asked him to sell roast chicken, and he agreed, and sure enough, he helped the leather donkey and sold the roast chicken, but the chicken money was not returned. Later, the leather donkey inquired through a relative, and it turned out that this kid had taken the roast chicken of the leather donkey and paid the account he owed! The leather donkey is also a person who has crossed the rivers and lakes, how can he suffer this dumb loss? I go to his house every day to ask for it, but the effect is not good, today I will give a ten yuan or eight yuan, and tomorrow I will give a plastic frame mosquito coil or something, anyway, it is dragged back, and it is also obvious, I just don't want to give money. It's just that he is a cadre in the town, and he cheats, giving less to one piece and one dime less to earn a dime, just like that. The so-called cadres who rely on it more than a leper dog. Pure stinky shit!

The huge leather donkey has suffered Zhao Si's losses one after another, so he invited a treat, and everyone agreed very well, and no one participated. Zhao Si went to call the leather donkey to the banquet, and the leather donkey was killing chickens and slaughtering chickens. Can't pull out. The reason for the huge is more sufficient, the stir-fry in the kitchen, the busy sweat, where is the time to eat? Li Er came early, but how could the two of them eat a big table of dishes?

Zhao Si had no choice but to call Zhang San to accompany him to eat.

Zhang San is a well-known steel hook and glass ball, he is a small businessman, and he doesn't eat a little loss. Especially Zhao Si, dealing with Zhang San, has never been touched once, the nail cover is so cheap, Zhao Si also understands in his heart that calling Zhang San to eat today is a business with money for nothing, and he must eat for nothing.

At the banquet, without waiting for Zhao Si to speak, Li Er took the first step to speak: "Fourth Brother Zhao, the family doesn't speak two words, if there is anything, even if you are told, brother, I will definitely obey it, and I will not thin your face." ”

Zhao Si looked at Li Er and looked at Li Er with a sly gaze for a moment, and then said slowly: "Red Rose has come to you?" What does she mean? ”

Li Er said: "The meaning of Red Rose looking for me is very clear, that is, she wants to leave the child's household registration in the east and ask me if I can do it?" ”

"What do you think?"

"It's a good thing. But I can't be the master, wow, Lao Yu is the one who holds the seal. He is in charge of everything, and it is still the same sentence, the party leads everything. Li Er said seriously: "The policy of the village is that there must be a certificate of real estate in the village, individual problems, individual solutions, you know these things, don't the towns do it like this?" It's called a special case, and the mystery of it, I think you know better than me. ”

"There's one more thing to ask for." Zhao Si approached Li Er. whispered: "Red Rose with a child, it's too eye-catching, I want to ask her to hide in your house for a few days, can it be done?" ”

Li Erdao: "It's no problem to stay in my house for a few days, but you have to write a rental procedure, it doesn't matter if you have money or not, you just want to be innocent." You know, my martial artist wife, who went crazy. Ordinary people can't parry. ”

Zhao Sipi said with a smile: "You not only have Zhang Fengxian's martial artist, but also the dominatrix upstairs, the dual leaders add up, enough for your old boy." That's it, I'll send her and her over in the evening, and you're going to be born. ”

"Procedures, don't forget to bring the procedures for renting a room."

"What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid of ending up with an inexplicable end. Do you want to go around and crack down on those and prostitutes now. I don't want to make trouble, there is also the issue of family planning, you have to do it at the top, and you must not involve the village. In that case, the paper can't contain the fire, and I can't guarantee you a smooth pass. Li Eryi repeatedly instructed Zhao Si to wipe his cheeks clean.

Zhao Si's wife. I don't know from whose mouth I knew that the red rose lived in Li Er's house, and it was probably caused by Zhang San's broken mouth. As soon as she entered Li Er's door. He shouted: "The surname is Li, help the dog eat." Hide the fox spirit at home, want to fish in troubled waters, take the opportunity to touch it. Sensible, hurry up and send her and her mother away, if you are not sensible, just ask her and her mother to live at home, if something happens in the future, don't blame me for not telling you earlier. ”

Li Er came out of the house, yawned, and asked, "Who are you, shouting and screaming in Lao Tzu's house, be careful that Lao Tzu turns his face and doesn't recognize people." Get out! What's the reason for wanting to fight for a nest? I can't look down on you like a bear, little peach, come out to see off guests! ”

Xiao Taohong came out of the house in response, looked at Zhao Si's wife, pouted, and shouted: "Get out of here, make my own brother angry, be careful that I get you out!" ”

Zhao Si's wife knew that Xiao Taohong was powerful, and understood that her tiger head double hook was not jealous, so she was afraid first. With his tail between his legs, he slipped away obediently.

The third fat man met Zhao Si's wife not far away, and scared her: "You want to find death." That red rose was Li Er's good friend in the past, and now Xiao Taohong is still afraid of her three miles, Zhang Fengxian has already said that when she is not at home, who went to her house to make trouble, asked Xiao Taohong to record it in the book, and when she comes back, she will settle the accounts one by one! If you don't want to die, don't go to Li Er's house to mess around in the future, I'm also for your good. Got it? ”

Zhao Si's wife said: "I heard that the child belongs to our Zhao Si, so I came to take a look and ask." ”

"Are you stupid? There are still fools like you in the world! Now is the era of self-preservation, people know how bad it is, for this kind of thing, it's too late to dodge and push it out, but you take it on your own man, you are stupid to go home. ”

"What will happen to the child in the future to fight for the family property?"

"What do you have at home?" The third fat man smiled: "Just your man's salary?" That income, that extravagant spending, can you still save money? Dream on you! It's not bad if I don't pull you a famine, and you still want to have a property? It's a big joke! The three fat men knocked her wooden gang that sold tofu and began to shout: "Sell tofu, sell tofu." shouted all the way, did her business, and no longer bothered with Zhao Si and his wife.

Hongxing came, saw the child in Red Rose's arms, and said with a smile: "This child was born white and fat, and there is a teapot handle, and the urine is far away?" How much is it? ”

Little Peach smiled and said, "A little pee, little baby, is enough for you to drink a pot, don't you believe we can try it?" ”

Hong Xing carefully looked at the little guy's face, then looked at Li Er, and said half-jokingly and half-seriously: "Why do I look at this little baby, a bit like Li Er?" I know that Red Rose and Li Er had a good time in the past. ”

Red Rose blushed and muttered, "How many years ago was that, it has nothing to do with the present." She continued: "The child is not Second Brother Li's, but also his baby, I like Second Brother Li's boldness and straightforwardness, and when the child is older in the future, I will ask him to recognize Second Brother Li as his godfather." ”

Red Rose pulled Little Pink's hand to her lap, patted it gently, and added, "And this kind godmother!" ”

The two of them, Xiao Taohong, Li Er, couldn't help but say, their respective faces turned red all of a sudden.

Niu Er heard Zhang San say that Red Rose lived in Li Er's house and had a child, so he came over to make trouble, and as soon as he entered the door, he shouted loudly: "Dad is here, quickly bring the child out for me, I want to recognize my ancestors and return to my ancestors!" ”

Listen, it's a joke that a guy who can't even tell the difference between his head and his head is still messing around.

Xiao Taohong ran out of the house and said Niu Er: "You came just in time, I was looking for you, don't you know yet, the child has horns on his head, if you want to see it, turn around and face outward." Bend down. You'll be able to see it soon. ”

Niu Er didn't know what Xiao Taohong wanted to do, so he stupidly did what Xiao Taohong ordered, turned his head outward, bent his cow waist very low, and waited for Xiao Taohong to say the next step.

Xiao Taohong took a stick in her hand, raised it high, and shone at Niu Er's buttocks, and it was three or two hits! called Niu Erda to scream, and without being driven away, he jumped out of Li Er's house by himself.

Red Rose pursed her lips and asked, "What are you telling Niu Er to bend over?" ”

Xiao Taohong explained: "Niu Er is tall and big, and I can't reach his ass, so I asked him to bend down and beat his hand." ”

"You're funny!" Red Rose burst out laughing.

Xiao Taohong proudly praised herself and said: "Do something else, I don't have as many eyes as my own brother, if it is about the bad eyes of the whole person, I have it!" Don't worry about repairing people very badly. ”

Red Rose praised Little Peach and said: "You are really amazing, if you know some more words, I'm afraid even your own brother won't be able to pick you up." ”

The two women were laughing at each other, and Li Er came back with a satisfied smile on his face.

Little Peach asked, "Kiss my brother, what's a good thing?" Look at the fun! ”

Li Er said with a smile: "Hongxing entrusted me with this money and brought this money to Red Rose." Ten thousand dollars, you count. ”

Red Rose took the money, stuffed it under the pillow, and said with a smile: "I don't believe others, I firmly believe in the words of Second Brother Li, he gave me and Red Apricot the idea, and asked us to set up a handicraft factory, specializing in the production of bullet shell products. If it goes on like this, by the end of the year, a person will not divide hundreds of thousands, I am afraid that he will not break up. Get rich! ”

Xiao Taohong asked with some hot eyes: "How much money do you make a year?" Such a good thing, Second Brother Li, why don't you ask me to do it, why do you keep turning your elbows out? ”

Xiao Taohong went over, hugged Li Er's arm with both hands, shook it fiercely, and said with a crying voice: "You are eccentric, don't treat me as your own person." I have served you for so many years, eating, drinking, playing, and doing my best, but you still don't take me seriously, why is this? ”

Li Er spread his hands and said Red Rose: "How is it, have you been burned?" Woe comes from the mouth. Be careful in the future. ”

Red Rose took out the 10,000 yuan under the pillow and handed it to Xiao Taohong, and said generously: "Sister, you can take this money." Later, I made a fortune, and your share is indispensable. ”

Xiao Taohong pushed the money back, wiped away her tears, and said, "Your child is small, so there are many places to use the money." It's better to keep the money for the children. I don't have any money, but I'm not enough to take food out of my child's mouth. ”

Li Er laughed happily, what was he laughing at?

Hongxing asked Hongrose: "Zhao Si's grandson, how much money did you give?" ”

"I didn't give a cent, and he said that he wanted to divorce his wife and marry me to enter the door."

"He's a bullshit! Tell him to take the money to raise the child, if he doesn't take the money, he will go to the town government to make trouble with his brother-in-law, and he has to make him a little official with a dog cock! "Hongxing gritted her teeth and launched Weilai, her mouth was red and yellow, and it was strange and scary. (To be continued......)