Wufeng raised the stick and hit Li Er's ass three or two times, and Li Er, who was in pain, covered his buttocks with his hands, and shouted anxiously: "You made a mistake, your donkey is over there!" ”

Wufeng deliberately pretended to be confused, and asked, "Where is the leather donkey?" She took advantage of Li Er's inattention, and shone on Li Er's buttocks, and it was ruthless again! Straight to Li Er's jumping. Li Er understood at this time, Wufeng was pretending to be confused, and the meaning was obvious, just to beat Li Er a few more sticks to relieve his hatred. The reason why she deceived Li Er and beat Li Er like this was because she suspected that the two men that Li Er gave her not only did not suppress the matter, but provoked trouble, who saw people fighting and handing sticks to others? It's purely because I'm afraid that people won't be able to fight. In fact, where does Wufeng understand, Li Er does this with good intentions, in fact, some people fight, and the more others tell him to fight, the more embarrassed they are to fight. Just now, the leather donkey and Huang Dakuo were like this, when Wufeng beat Li Er with a stick, they stopped. stood next to him and quietly watched Li Er being beaten. In their hearts, they also had some reluctance. Fighting by himself, what is the matter with Li Er, who is in charge of others? let Li Er be beaten in vain. Aren't people kind?

Li Er was very unlucky. first asked Liu Si and his mother-in-law to handcuff him. It's easy to talk in the office, and Lao Yu and Wufeng are guarantors on behalf of the village, so they give him the handcuffs. I originally wanted to go back to the seafood restaurant to have a big meal to go to bad luck, but I didn't want to run into a donkey and Huang Dakuo fighting, so he was difficult to change, and went up to the two people to persuade them to fight in name, but in fact they were fake fires, and as a result, Wufeng didn't know the hearts of good people, and beat him several times by mistake. It's okay now, and the two people who were supposed to fight are no longer fighting. Huang Dakuo took the opportunity to slip away. Put a five-phoenix in the dark.

The leather donkey just called Wufeng to beat him, and the kitchen knife in his hand couldn't be used, and when Wufeng finished beating Li Er, he went up and asked his wife Wufeng: "Why didn't you beat Huang Dakuo just now?" Isn't the old love unforgettable? Could it be that my current husband can't catch up with the divorced ex-husband? If you make it clear, it's fine, but if you don't understand. We're not done today! ”

Li Er said: "Yes, yes! I must not cheapen her wife who eats inside and out, so I will spare her like this, and I will not agree! ”

Wufeng shouted at Xiao Taohong, "Is it okay to take care of your own brother?" He's messing around here, and he's still looking for a fight, isn't he? ”

Xiao Taohong hurriedly came over and grabbed Li Er's hand, dragged it into the seafood restaurant, and persuaded her: "The two of them are fighting, what's in your way, it's not interesting to mix blindly, it's better to go to the seafood restaurant." I'll make you a good pot of tea and enjoy it. ”

"I'm the mediation committee in the village, and I want to stay and mediate for the two of them." Li Er struggled and didn't want to leave. It seems that Wufeng was confused. They all asked people to beat their butts, and they also mediated.

Wufeng said: "You are a mediator, and I am still the village director." I can handle my own family's affairs by myself, and I don't need the village to interfere. If you don't mediate, it's not bad, if you don't mediate, you can't fight. ”

The donkey asked, "Wufeng." I know what's going on in your mind. I was reluctant to let Huang Dakuo reunite with him. But Aihua is still there. You're going to plug in now, aren't you a third party? ”

"You know what? Every day, I know that I drink tea and play chess with Li Er. In addition to being able to make a broken roast chicken, it is still the kind of technology that can't be sold. What else can you do seriously? ”

The donkey looked around. asked, "Did Li Er go to the seafood restaurant?" I have something to ask him. ”

Wufeng sighed and said, "Huang Dakuo is here, how did he fight with you?" ”

"As soon as he came, he asked if you were there, and I was a little cold to him, and he lost his temper. He scolds and scolds in his mouth, and does not speak human words. What to say: "What about my wife Wufeng?" I miss her. Asked her to come out to eat and sleep with Lao Tzu. ”

"What did you say?"

"What else can I say? I asked him whose wife Wufeng was. Do you have the right to sleep with her? As soon as he heard it, he became angry, and he said that he had slept with you for more than ten years. I don't care about this time. also said, tell me to follow the huge learning to learn to be the eighth king, etc., etc. You say, I'm a dignified man, can swallow this mouthful? Without speculating for more than half a sentence, the two of them fought, and before the winner could be decided, you came back. ”

Wufeng said of the donkey: "Huang Dakuo is illiterate, and he has been a half-scoundrel since he was a child." He took 1.5 million yuan from me, I don't know why, I don't want to pay it back, it's because I talk badly, even coax and cheat, and finally persuade him to agree to pay back. You're good. It doesn't matter if you mess with him, you will lose the family's 1.5 million yuan! Huang Dakuo is trying to repay the debt and can't find a reason, now you gave him the truth, you are stupid, I beat you to give Huang Dakuo a face, I will go to him to ask for money in the future. He's here to pay back the money, now it's okay, see what you do? One and a half million yuan is my life's savings. You say, how many years can you make so much money selling roast chicken? ”

The donkey scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, and shouted, "My lame sister, why didn't you say it earlier?" For the sake of the 1.5 million yuan, even if I call him father! Is he Huang Zuzong? Shall I kowtow to him to make amends? You go and tell him, and I'll agree to any conditions. ”

Wufeng looked at the donkey's eyes and sighed, "It's late!" Everything is three autumns late! Huang Dakuo must have said that if you beat him, the money will not come back. ”

"Sue him!" The donkey jumped up and said through gritted teeth.

Wufeng shook his head: "There is no strip, and there is no way for him to admit you." What you want in a lawsuit is evidence, do you have it? ”

The donkey stall spread his hands: "You lent the money, ask me what evidence I want?" ”

"Fooled!" Wufeng shed a tear sadly: "A while ago, Huang Dakuo was very kind to me, and took the initiative to treat my leg. I thought he genuinely cared about me? Who knew that he was smiling and hiding a knife and coaxing me to lend him money. Now that the money is in his hands, I want to coax it back, but it's difficult. And with your mixing, things are even more difficult to handle. ”

The donkey asked, "Is it possible to eat this dumb man like this?" ”

"Find Li Er to find a way, didn't he say that there is no head in the world that he can't shave? There's only one way to beg him for now, so let's try it. Wufeng's face was full of melancholy. There was desolation and helplessness in his voice.

The donkey said: "No wonder when I kicked Huang Dakuo, he shouted 100,000 in his mouth, I kicked him a total of fifteen kicks, and he didn't move or fight back." Let me fight for nothing, it turns out that it is strange here. ”

The leather donkey came to the seafood restaurant to find Li Er to find a way, but he didn't want Xiao Taohong to say: "The root of the trouble is on you, and it's useless for you to find me to kiss my brother." He didn't have silver dollars or gold coins on him. He won't tell those bullshit worthless lies. Didn't your wife say just now that she is the director of the village, she can handle the affairs of your family, why did she come to Li Er for something? He is a useless talent, you should go back to your wife, the two of them get into the bed, and solve it carefully! ”

The leather donkey knew that Xiao Taohong was complaining, and knew that Li Er had been robbed by Wufeng just now, and Xiao Taohong felt uncomfortable, so she specially came to the leather donkey to find face. It's really a lover's heart.

The donkey said, "Isn't it okay not to talk about my family's affairs?" It's always okay for me to ask Li Er for a drink, right? ”

Little Peach asked, "Who invited whom?" Didn't you ask my brother to keep the accounts? He's got a lot of slivers here, and he adds up to a lot. ”

The leather donkey said generously: "It's my leather donkey who invites guests, not only Li Er, but also your brother Dawang Ba." He's a good guy for our kidnappers! ”

Xiao Taohong heard the donkey say this about her brother, first said that he was the eighth king, and then said that he was the best person in the east, both inside and out, and it was not clear which sentence was praise and which sentence was depreciation. She didn't bother to ponder the words of the donkey. hurriedly instructed Xiaohong: "Go upstairs and invite my own brother down, just say that the donkey is a treat, and go to the kitchen and tell the master that the donkey invited my brother to dinner, and ask him to work harder." She turned around and asked the donkey, "Do you want a set meal or a la carte?" Is Wufeng still coming? ”

The donkey said, "I have good wine at home." Tell her to get it. ”

"Guests are not allowed to bring in alcohol. You're an exception, and I'm not going to bother with you. However, you have to serve my dear brother well, just now your wife beat him several times, and I feel distressed. If you don't comfort him, I don't think you can do that. ”

The leather donkey hurriedly asked, "Why?" ”

"You're stupid. There is so much money, two people turned their faces for 1.5 million yuan, it's worth it! What's more, you also beat Huang Dakuo, he is a scoundrel, and now he has 10,000 reasons not to give you money. Unreasonable three points is also Huang Dakuo's forte. In the past, he was afraid of Li Er's rectification, so he didn't dare to do anything to the seafood restaurant, but now that you are in his hands, the knife handle is in his hand, can he bow his head? Two and a half pounds of sweet potatoes, I can see enough! ”

When the leather donkey said this, he was a little deflated. I want to retreat. But the matter of the treat has been spoken, and I want to regret it, but I don't think it was the old man's doing. smiled reluctantly, and said lightly: "Brothers have a light meal together, often get together, talk about hearts, spend a few small dollars, and be happy, it doesn't matter." ”

Little Peach knew that the leather donkey was afraid that she would not be able to do things after spending money, so she wanted to have a tiger body and a rabbit tail, a tiger head and a snake tail, and order a few side dishes to deal with it. She looked down on a villain like a donkey. But she runs a restaurant, and size is a deal. It is also inconvenient to make irresponsible remarks about the delicious food of the guests. He smiled, ignored the donkey, went upstairs by himself, and told Li Er, who was going downstairs, about the donkey's thoughts. The two of them looked at each other and smiled, and Xiao Taohong entered her bedroom and began to tidy up the housekeeping. Li Er went downstairs to the leather donkey, screaming, and the three of them entered the small private room together. Tell Xiaohong to serve tea and pour water, and take a vegetable book to order. Wait for Xiaohong to go to the kitchen with the menu. Li Er taught the donkey face-to-face. After such and such an order, the donkey laughed.

Huge said: "Donkey, you just have to do what you want." I guess it will be done. Come, drink and celebrate, and wish the donkey and horse success and victory! ”

What kind of bullshit idea did Li Er give to the leather donkey? It's not a fake divorce, making excuses for Wufeng to get close to Huang Dakuo and creating conditions. Gentle Township asks for the money back. At least the matter of Huang Dakuo's borrowing of money is confirmed, even if it is a lawsuit, it also has a handle, right?

If you can't make three or two bottles, you can drink the wine first. This was what Li Er really thought at that time. (To be continued.) )