Chapter 704
Liu Si and his mother-in-law suddenly took out handcuffs and put them on Li Er's wrists, this matter is not trivial! Stunned everyone present. Gou Youdao grabbed the woman and threatened to slash her with an iron sand palm, meaning to scare her into quickly taking out the key to open the handcuffs. Widow Sun was afraid that Gou Youdao would really split Liu Si and his mother-in-law, so that not only would Li Er not be saved, but even he would have to get in. In order to avoid this situation, Widow Sun desperately grabbed Gou Youdao's arm, for fear that he would be excited for a while and invite unwarranted disasters and become a hatred for eternity.
Huge copied the big kitchen knife in his hand, and forced the girl to ask: "Where is the key, hand it over!" β
"Where do I have the key?" The girl also softened at this time, afraid that Gou Youdao would slash her with her palm, and the huge and bright kitchen knife made her heart tremble. She howled, "These handcuffs are a toy I picked up in the mountains." Hidden at home, never used, who knew it was real. β
Li Er heard Liu Si and his mother-in-law say this, and understood what was going on in front of him. He said lightly: "Apprentice, let her go." She just didn't know how powerful this thing was. The women have long hair and short knowledge, and they have no intention of making mistakes. She probably really didn't know it had a key. β
Huge asked: "Then you are a king and a lamb, how do you get out?" Is it just walking back and forth with torture instruments? It's not like that. I know that you are joking, and those who don't know think that you have really committed a crime. To be handcuffed is to commit a crime. β
Xiao Taohong heard Xiaohong go upstairs to report that her own brother asked someone to handcuff her. Hurriedly copied her tiger head double hook in his hand, ran downstairs in a hurry, and asked again and again, "Where are people?" Whoever handcuffed my own brother, I fought with her! She held the double hook of the tiger's head and stroked it on Liu Si's head!
Da Da hurriedly grabbed her hand and shouted, "You are mistaken, it's not Liu Si, it's Liu Si's mother-in-law!" β
"Liu Si? His mother-in-law? Where? Little Pink's eyes were flushed with urgency. Look around, find Liu Si and his mother-in-law, and want to give her a few hooks!
Li Er said: "What's the use of you looking for her?" She picked up these handcuffs. She thought it was a children's toy. Maybe she has never seen real handcuffs at all, a country woman, how did she know that handcuffs still have to be opened with a key? Forget it, let's tell her to go to the office with me to explain the origin of the handcuffs, and the matter will be over. A person with handcuffs is not so casual to take it off for you. First of all, you must check whether you are a criminal who has escaped, and when you are sure that you are not a criminal, you can open the handcuffs. As for her. It's even more troublesome, I can't figure out the origin of the handcuffs, she can't find it, alas! It's a big deal! β
Xiao Taohong ran to Li Er, grabbed the handcuffs with her hands, and broke them down hard, trying to take down this hoodoo from Li Er, who knew that the more she broke the handcuffs, the tighter they became. Call Li Erle's straight call. Huge ran over and grabbed his sister's hand and shouted, "Don't move, you want to strangle him?" β
"I want to untie him!" Little Peach cried anxiously.
"Sister, it's not the way to save him." Huge pulled the little pink to the side. The construction principle of the handcuffs was briefly explained to Xiao Taohong.
Xiao Taohong hugged Li Er's hand and asked, "Does it hurt?" Who did this to you? I'm going to kill her! β
Xiao Taohong didn't care about anything, picked up the tiger head double hook in her hand, and shone on the backbone of Liu Si and his mother-in-law. It's two blows, and the old lady screams in pain. Little Pink didn't care if she screamed or not, and continued to whip. was grabbed by Widow Sun's wrist. Persuaded: "Even if you kill her, it will be useless, so you should hurry to the station, explain the ins and outs of the matter to the police, and beg someone to open the handcuffs." As for the rest, just come back and settle accounts with them slowly. β
Little Peach told Little Red to run and go outside to intercept a taxi. Not much effort, the taxi came. pulled Li Er, Liu Si, his mother-in-law, and Xiao Taohong and the three of them straight to the office.
Lao Yu knew what had happened from his huge mouth, put down the newspaper in his hand, called Wufeng, asked the driver to drive, rushed to the office, and came to protect Li Er on behalf of the village.
After three hours of tossing, Li Er was proven innocent, the handcuffs were opened, and he was released home. Liu Si's mother-in-law also asked her to come from the village to protect her. The resentment in Xiao Taohong's belly was not finished, and when Liu Si and his mother-in-law walked out of the house, they gave her another kick, if it wasn't for Li Er's pull, Liu Si and his mother-in-law might have to eat a few feet.
Xiao Taohong rubbed Li Er's wrist vigorously, and asked very distressedly, "Does it hurt?" I'll blow it to you! β
Because it was a car from the village to go home, Wufeng sat next to Xiao Taohong, looking at her anxious appearance, she felt very ridiculous, and deliberately coughed, making Xiao Taohong blush.
Xiao Taohong said Wufeng: "It's none of my business, hang high." Why don't you take a kiss to quench your cravings? β
Wufeng looked at Li Er's bearded face and said with a smile: "Wang Ba looks at the mung bean, what can you do?" If you like to nibble on, you can nibble as much as you like. I don't know his unshaven face. β
"I know you like donkey faces!" Little Peach said with a grin.
"Donkey face, what do you say? It's much worse than our family. Wufeng did not shy away from her affair with her ex-husband Huang Dakuo's children.
Li Er glanced at Xiao Taohong and compared her with Wufeng. The two women sat together, and they could see that something was wrong. is still a little pink with a well-proportioned figure, moderately fat and thin, although she is a half-old, her face is delicate and white, and the charming charm of the year still exists. I want to take a second look at it. Especially the plump breasts, and the white neck. I can't help but think about itγγγγγγ
Wufeng is from the past, she knows what Li Er's eyes mean when she looks at Xiao Taohong, so she said directly: "Don't look at it, I can't stand it." I want to get off! β
Little Peach said, "Don't, it's not time to be jealous." The senior chief of the village is guarding it. I told me to kiss my brother to see if you can't do it? β
Wufeng glanced at Li Er, snorted softly, and closed his eyes, that is, he didn't look at Li Er, let alone Xiao Taohong. Just close your eyes to her god.
Xiao Taohong proposed: "You guys went to the institute for me to kiss my brother, don't go home for dinner when you go back, I have a treat today." Go to the seafood restaurant for a meal. It can also be regarded as picking up the wind and washing the dust for my own brother, and going to get rid of bad luck. β
Wufeng opened his eyes and said with a smile: "It's pretty much the same!" I have received your favor and will give you a face. β
Wufeng said. Reached out and brought Li Er's face over and kissed it.
"That's a reply? Didn't I suffer? Good guy, not to mention the table of banquets for nothing, the man also asked someone to kiss him, and this one was kissed in front of my face, so that I watched it, do you know what I feel in my heart? It's sour, ten times more sour than eating a green apricot. I didn't invite the banquet and got angry. β
Wufeng deliberately provoked Xiao Taohong and said: "It doesn't matter if you don't invite guests. I'd better kiss the beautiful man. It doesn't matter if you eat it or not. She snuggled up to Li Er's shoulder, closed her eyes, and pretended to be asleep, she wanted to see what Xiao Taohong could do?
Lao Yu shouted in front: "The seafood restaurant has arrived, get out of the car and go in for dinner." It's okay if Xiao Peach doesn't invite you, and it's the same if you call my virtuous nephew a treat. Anyway, it's all drinking, and the checkout is Li Er's business. You think, this time he didn't invite guests, and next time he asked someone to handcuff him or something. I didn't know how to enter the office again, who in the village will protect him? If you don't want to make a profit, who wants to get up five times in the morning? Wufeng, you say. Isn't that the truth? β
Wufeng pretended to sleep soundly, didn't open his eyes, and said in a daze: "That's it for me, you go eat first." I would like to sleep a little longer. β
Li Er stretched out his hand to open Wufeng's eyelids, put his mouth on her ear, and whispered, "Dear Wufeng." When you get home, get up, let's go home and sleep, the donkey in your house is waiting for you, bah! β
Li Er shouted loudly, making Wufeng tremble. Hurriedly covered his ears and shouted, "I want to die!" β
Li Er pointed to the door of the seafood restaurant and said, "How can I watch the leather donkey fighting with others, that man seems to be Huang Dakuo." β
Wufeng hurriedly followed Li Er's fingers to look over, but not much, the leather donkey was wielding a kitchen knife in his hand, Huang Dakuo was holding a small pink tiger head double hook, the two of them were fighting fiercely in front of the seafood building, and the two of them were separated in the middle, shouting for the two of them to pull a frame, and they were still shouting loudly, because the sound insulation of the car was good, the people sitting in the car could not hear the sound of those people scolding outside.
Wufeng saw that his two men were fighting, and he was a little panicked, and he didn't care about making trouble with Xiao Taohong, so he shouted to stop in a panic, and before the car could stop, he hurriedly went down, ran to the two people, and shouted as he ran: "Stop! Stop it! β
Wufeng ran to the leather donkey, and did not grab the kitchen knife in the leather donkey's hand, but picked up Xiaohong's mop on the wall from the door of the seafood building, and hit the leather donkey's buttocks. Once, twice, he only threw the kitchen knife at the donkey, covered his buttocks with both hands, and shouted: "Why did you just beat me alone, why didn't you go and beat the man you past?" are all divorced, and your heart is still towards him! I'm just not convinced! β
Li Er got out of the car with Xiao Taohong, Lao Yu waved his hand, and the driver pulled him away.
Li Er came to the leather donkey, held the leather donkey's shoulders with both hands, and asked him face to face: "Are you convinced?" β
"Not convinced!"
"Then keep spanking! No, hit the leg directly, and broke the donkey's leg at once, saving him from working to earn money! I think that when he didn't break his wife Liu Xueyin's dog leg all of a sudden, he raised her for a hundred days, the leather donkey is young and gets better quickly, it doesn't matter. It's easy to pick up when the leg is broken. No one else needs to look for it, Liu Xueyin can be qualified for this difficult job! Li Er said, ran to the seafood building, took out the acacia wooden stick on the top door of the seafood building at night, hurriedly handed it to Wufeng, and encouraged: "The mop is not as strong as this door stick, and it is more convenient to use the top door stick." β
Wufeng took the top door stick handed over by Li Er, and it was not a donkey to beat a donkey, let alone a donkey, and he was in a dilemma, and he didn't know what to do for a while.
Li Er never dreamed that Wufeng was holding the top door stick, and he didn't beat the donkey, let alone Huang Dakuo, but hit Li Er's buttocks. Li Er thought that Wufeng was confused, and after receiving a stick, he pushed the stick with his hand and pointed it at the butt of the leather donkey, and muttered, "Hit here!" I just made a mistake, and that's my ass. β
In order to let Wufeng see clearly, Li Er deliberately patted his buttocks. Added: "This is my ass, and the donkey's gut is there." Li Er was afraid that Wufeng would make a mistake again, so he ran to the leather donkey, patted the leather donkey's buttocks with his hand, and motioned for Wufeng to pick a stick on the leather donkey's buttocks.
I don't know if Wufeng was intentional or unintentional, the second stick was still hit on Li Er's cheek, and Li Erda grinned. He shouted, "It's wrong, where to hit, the donkey is over there!" β
Wufeng gritted his teeth and scolded: "It's you who beat you!" As he spoke, another stick came over.
Li Er then understood that Wufeng was not beating a donkey at all, but beating himself, he shouted: "Wronged, Wufeng, I was wronged, you let your two men not fight, why did you beat me?" β
Wufeng said with a smile: "I hit my own man in a panic, I don't feel the pain when I beat you!" β
His two men fought, but Wufeng beat Li Er out of anger, what's going on? It doesn't make sense with emotion and reason! (To be continued.) )