Chapter 119: Love Yam Eggs
The Iron Abacus finally found the treasure by accident, but a problem came to him! The carefully set up thunder array in front of him stopped him, and he knew the key to it! Eleven grenades are arranged in an orderly manner, and no matter which grenade you touch, unexpected consequences may occur! The person who originally designed to place the grenade, I'm afraid he didn't dare to touch it easily, the design is too exquisite, thanks to the soil layer to support each grenade, otherwise, something will happen! I don't know how long the treasure has been buried here, and no matter how strong the rope is buried in the soil for a long time, it will also rot, if the soil falls off too much, the grenade is weightless, and the rotten string is broken, as long as one grenade explodes, it will inevitably cause a series of explosions of other grenades, so that the tunnel here, along with the treasure, will be buried with the sound of the explosion!
Somehow, Iron Abacus has been feeling a pain in my head from time to time lately, and as time goes by, the pain becomes more and more unbearable, especially when stimulated! It is particularly important to control the excessive changes in emotions of joy, anger and sorrow! However, in the face of the treasure that he had been looking for for for a long time, he could no longer control his emotions, and his mood was always surging! Treasure, my treasure, grenades, grenades in front of you! Excitement, excitement, confusion, distress made him upset and irritable! At this time, he suddenly felt unbearable pain in his head, a heart-rending pain!
Yes! Yes! Yes! The iron abacus couldn't help but scream, just like the tightening spell on Sun Wukong's head, the more he read it, the tighter it became, the tighter it hurt!
The iron abacus "ahhhh Alarmed the sleeping commissioner. He was already like a frightened bird. I was so startled by the constant screams that I jumped up! What's the situation? Who's yelling? No matter who it is in the tunnel, they are afraid of making a movement and exposing themselves, who dares to shout loudly?! Militiaman? Is there really a buried militia in the tunnels? No, even the militia wouldn't shout at such a distance, at least after discovering the target, the sound of the guns clashing with a volley of flashlights at close range. The sound of footsteps is not stopped, and the two sides are surrounded, so that I have no way to escape!
What to do? What do I do now? Slip away? In this tunnel where the commissioner can't see his fingers, the more he ponders, the more wrong he becomes, and the more he ponders, the more worried he becomes! The militia will not let go of themselves, and they will not let go of themselves! The mountain rabbit doesn't know whether he is alive or dead, Lao Hei is likely to be killed, Li Changji's bastard loves to die and loves to live and dies, and he will never be with him again in the future, if it weren't for him this time. Where did all these troubles come about, causing the brothers to live on the tip of a knife all day long! I can't stay here for long. This shout, even if it is not the work of the militia, will recruit the militiamen, and it is imperative to leave quickly!
Where to go? Behind him is the Black Mountain Cave, this place can never go back, many militias are in the mountains, and going back to the Black Mountain Cave is to find death! To the north or to go around to the south, only the south can escape, the shouting is coming directly from the south, it is the scream of a person, what is so terrible about this? I concluded that this man must be in some kind of trouble, otherwise he would not have been in such an environment, shouting unscrupulously, and there must be a reason for this!
The commissioner made up his mind, he wanted to see what was going on with that voice in the south, one-on-one, nothing to fear, even if it was a trap, I would go and find out!
The militia led by General Feng rushed to the Black Mountain Cave, and the lighted torches drifted in the mountain, forming a beautiful fire dragon! One will rush straight down, one will strive upward, and one will swim meandering! The militia who was familiar with the road led the road in front, over the valleys, over the ravines, Lao Feng's words kept echoing in their ears, there is probably a situation in the Black Mountain Cave, and the commissioner is likely to have fled there! Catch him, be sure to catch him! In the Grand Canyon of Montenegro, this guy escaped from under our noses, and we can't let him escape in the Black Mountain Cave anymore! Li Changji is being chased by Niu Er, we are the only commissioner left with this big fish, catch this culprit, our life will be peaceful, we must catch him!
The footsteps of the militia are moving fast!
Over the mountains and mountains, for General Feng, is not a difficult thing, the long-term career of horses, created a pair of iron legs, whether it is fighting in the plains, or in the mountains to fight, marching, especially rapid marching, that is commonplace, the enemy relies on rapid mechanization, we rely on flexible and indomitable will and never tireless legs! It is these two legs that we have relied on to walk every inch of land and lay a country!
The iron abacus held his head, rolled on the ground, and screamed loudly, he really couldn't bear such severe pain! I don't know how long it took for the pain to gradually ease and slowly subside. He gasped for breath, feeling exhausted, his face was wooden, and a thought slowly hit his mind, am I going to die soon?! Oh, that nightmarish gunshot, always echoing in my head, I fell, but I came back to life! I didn't destroy public property, I didn't buy and sell, I didn't embezzle the country's resources for my own selfish desires, I did a serious deal, and that batch of goods must have been transferred by others to blame me! I do business honestly, and I haven't offended anyone, have I? Why do they want to do such a scourge to me?! I like to buy and sell, and I was born to be a material to do business.
I remember when I was a child, my family was poor, even the yam (sweet potato) I grew at home was reluctant to eat, the yield was too low, although the geography and climate here were not suitable for growing this crop, but my shrewd father still stubbornly wanted to try. At that time, the iron abacus asked my father puzzled, why did you do this? Daddy said, silly child, there is no good life just by farming, if we want to change our lives, we have to find a way. You see, our God doesn't open his eyes, the land is not good, the climate is not good, how many families live by farming? After all of them are going to buy and sell, is it useless to say that the large amount of land that is idle is useless?
When my father said this, the iron abacus suddenly woke up, and said to my father, Dad, have you seen someone from all the way to our big families to transport yams for profit, and you think of our idle land? Want to use it to change your life?
Hahahaha, my son. I'm smart! Daddy has such a good son as you. You're more expensive than your father's golden idea! Yes. Yes, that's it, you're right! You see, all the families here have gone out to do business, but the roots are still here, and when they are rich and eat well, they will not taste the sweetness of food. So, a small yam became a necessity in their mouths! Daddy said happily!
Oh, Daddy, I know what to do! Iron abacus said happily to Daddy.
Oh, so what do we do? Daddy said happily as he looked at his son.
Hmm~, the iron abacus didn't come up with a reason for a long time, and finally was forced by my father to have no choice, so I said, plant yams! Anyway, they came all the way to it. can make money, our native country. I don't believe I can't make money! Iron abacus said!
That's right! That's right, I thought of it with my father, what a ghost, our family has hope! Daddy can't keep his mouth shut anymore!
The harvest in the first year was not very good, but a lot of idle land was full of yams, and although the abundant rainfall led to a reduction in production, Daddy was able to harvest it in time! The whole family dug deep into the cellar, the poor people in the world are a family, and the villagers saw that their family was too busy, so they came to help, and a large number of yams were put into storage in time!
This year's season was more than a month earlier than usual, and a large number of caravans had not yet entered, and Daddy had a bumper harvest at the same price as before, earning the first pot of gold! When a large number of yams from other places were transported to the local area, the rich people here all kept the prices very low and said, "Look, we can eat yam at every meal, if we buy yours again, won't our own yam rot in vain, won't we throw money in vain?" Don't, come back next year!
The traffic was busy, and a large number of caravans were puzzled, thinking, what is going on? In previous years, we have come to deliver at this time, why did so many yams suddenly come from? Without the slightest warning, this is simply impossible!
Yes, they never expected that the business-minded father walked ahead of them, wrote a legend, and created the shrewd business experience of his son Tie Abacus!
A large number of caravans are desperate, these caravans are all yam collected from all over the world, and they rely on this business every year to maintain their families' income, if this trade is lost, it means that their whole family's life will be lost for a year! They are desperate, they look up to the sky and weep!
Daddy looked distressed, they were all poor people, they all had to eat, look at these convoys of suffering, they were all working tirelessly over the mountains and mountains, for a mouthful of food, and the peasant men who were so sad that they lost their blood, Daddy was more uncomfortable than anyone else! He figured it out, he wanted to save them, buy this batch of yams, and let them tide over the difficulties!
No way! No way! You're blocking our family's path! When I heard the iron abacus, I was anxious with my father!
Oh, why do I say that? Daddy asked, puzzled.
We have just opened a way of life, and you are going to cut off our way of life, just like a canal that has just been opened, and the long-dry land has not quenched hunger and thirst, and you have blocked it again, do you think this is a solution? The iron abacus argues with reason!
My son's words deeply touched my father's heart! Yes, I finally got a little better, and I want to be compassionate, isn't this digging a pit and burying myself, and giving it away by myself? A businessman is like a seed, a little moisture will swell, a little sunshine will be full and strong, and no moisture sunshine is death! People live a breath, seedlings live a mouthful of water, people eat a mouthful of food, and seedlings live a ray of light!
Son, what do you think Daddy should do? Daddy said.
Daddy, you did the right thing at first, you made us see hope, don't worry, look at me, I will satisfy you! Iron abacus said very seriously!
The disheartened caravan, after an agreement, decided to destroy the yam and leave! At this time, one of the shrewd people said, rather than let's destroy the goods, it is better for us to dig out the driving force behind the scenes, in case of accidents in the coming year, everyone see, this year there is a cat in the cold, there must be a reason, but he is in the dark, there may not be a foundation, as long as we can find out the root cause, there will be a countermeasure! What do you say?
There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and a thousand waves are amazed! As soon as these words came out, everyone looked back in shock!
I would like to hear it in detail, and tell me what you want. Someone asked the man who spoke.
This person said, take me to ask for a look! After saying that, the person who came up with the idea caught the cart and left. No more nonsense!
The next day, it was just dawn. And the man returned. He smiled slowly. The goods on the carriage were all gone, and everyone thought that he had sold the goods, made a fortune, and came back happily, so everyone couldn't wait to ask, sold the goods? Got money?
Hahaha, tell you. I made a move, but instead of selling, I gave it away! The man said proudly!
As soon as everyone heard it, they started to talk nonsense, you are an unreliable guy, there is no such thing as you, I thought you had some novel ideas to tell us, the goods are gone, the money has not been earned, and you have been doing it for a long time. is not!
The man paid no attention to anyone, humming a song in his mouth. Diameter walked into the house, filled with a glass of wine, picked up a yam, with the hand to pick up the handle, just a sip, a cup of belly, hahaha, refreshing, really fucking smooth!
What kind of wine do you drink in the morning? If you have something to say, let us let it go, let us smell if there is a fragrance in the fart! The crowd chattered and started chattering!
Sister, you come to see, Leng Lilong, brother, I'm thinking about it, hey, sister, you don't understand your brother's intentions, hayo, Leng Donglong, listen to my brother talk about my sorrow in detail, look at it, ......! This man doesn't care about anyone else, he drinks and eats, and he sings a little tune with his throat split!
Look at what you, crazy, upside down, brother, let's see a doctor when we're sick, it's okay to say it's okay if we're not sick, it's dawn, let's not be haunted! One person pointed at him and said angrily, and the other brothers who came with him also exploded together!
The man glanced at the person who spoke, picked up the wine glass, slipped another glass, ate a mouthful of yam, and the crunchy sound in his mouth was broken, and continued to sing, girl, you little slut, stupid hooves, tender face, ......, this person sang and stretched out his hand to twist the man's face, and was slapped away by the man! He continued to sing, God doesn't open his eyes, people don't fart, you bitch also can't hold back, my yam is not curable, it's up to you, my sister, your ass is willing to pout and yell at me! ……
Everyone couldn't hold it back anymore, the tune was that tune, the words were completely out of tune, the meat tone was the meat words, and the interpretation of the sound and emotion made everyone laugh!
I said yam eggs, don't you fuck you, okay, I can't stand it, wait until I go home to find my wife to vent, we are all panicking now, as long as a good idea, the problem will be solved, do you say that people are good!
Yam egg is the evolution of yam, itself resembles yam, but does not lose a family, like an egg, the world will call the potato very vividly called "yam egg"! This man, who is called yam egg by everyone, is a foreigner, no one knows his origin, only that he is very shrewd, usually does not speak, but when he speaks, it will be impressive to everyone! Usually he doesn't speak, and everyone usually doesn't talk to him, when he speaks, he must be a benchmark!
Everyone asked me to say yes, but everyone must give me a penny and a silver tael, and I can't lose this cart of yam in vain! But you will never suffer any loss of your money! Yam Egg said.
Everyone looked at each other, and without saying a word, they took out the silver taels one after another and put them on the table obediently! They didn't doubt that yam eggs had done this more than once, and it was not uncommon for them to do so, but they would always agree to his statement, so everyone had no worries!
Okay, let me tell you, the person who pries us into buying and selling is none other than a local person surnamed Chen, named Chen Tutu. He used a large amount of idle land in the local area to plant a large number of yams, and God made a big deal for him, and pried the business of our brothers! That's what I got in exchange for a cart of yams! Yam Egg Says!
When they heard this, they were filled with righteous indignation, and they all shouted in anger, "Kill him, do him!" Cut off our back road, so that he will not die a good death!
Sister, don't be busy taking off, hey, hey, brother, I'm not ready yet, Rigron......! Yam Egg picked up the wine glass again, drank a glass and sang!
Are you beaten by someone, everyone is so anxious that they can't even fart, you still have a heart X girl, say it quickly, what are you paying attention to, everyone will give you a share for you to enjoy!
It's true? Talking counts? Yam Dan asked while he was drinking.
You can't pull the egg, hurry up, you're going to kill people in a hurry! Everyone just wants to hear the results, the more so, the more powerful the yam eggs are!
Okay, then I'll give you a bad idea!
Say it!
Walk! (To be continued......)