Do you make any noise when there are too many people in the Dao?

Some people say that it is like a rooster crowing, like a hen crowing, but it doesn't seem to be. If there's a shemale chicken, that's it.

Forest Park, which is outside the boundaries of the coastal city, must first cross a large river by boat. At this time, a huge sea ship is sailing on the sea, and the people on board are like clouds, and men, women, and children are mixed together.

Two women in bikinis are lying on the boat basking in the sun, the slender white long legs look white and tender under the touch of the sun, with the slide is the slightly floating navel, as if breathing, and then slide on the round double crisp, like Mount Everest, majestic and majestic, the twin peaks move slightly like a tsunami rushing, landslides and cracks, oh, sorry, it shouldn't be described as landslides.

"Hey, do you think he'll show up?" Guo Ke's face was sad, and he asked from time to time.

The two daughters are Guo Ke and Aiqin. Both of them were wearing sunglasses, their heads were resting on their arms, Aegean looked at the sun, and said unpleasantly: "How many times have you asked, aren't you annoyed?" I'm not a roundworm in his stomach, how do I know the way? "Look at the sea. I saw a head shrink quickly, and suddenly screamed.

Aegean looked vigilant and said in a deep voice: "We may be targeted!" Guo Ke continued to bask in the sun disapprovingly, and said with a smile: "I already knew the way." Aiqin was shocked, his eyebrows furrowed, and said: "Why didn't you say it earlier, who is it?" ”

Guo Ke glanced at the serious Aiqin and laughed: "A creature can be a human or a ghost. Don't make a fuss, just lie down and see it! Aegean lay down in disbelief, but her eyes kept paying attention to her surroundings.

Guo Ke chuckled and continued to bask in the sun with a leisurely look. Aiqin suddenly screamed, and saw a group of human heads emerging in 360 degrees around him, all of them were red, all of them were a group of men with expanded hormones, and they were looking at him with glowing eyes at the moment.

"Ahh What are you doing! Aegean sat up violently and yelled, and the crowd quickly shrank their heads. Aiqin turned his head and looked at Guo Ke with an angry expression. The latter smiled disapprovingly: "You should think of the captain agreeing to give us the top of the ship!" Aiqin was scolded by Guo Ke's indifferent anger: "You, shameless!" ”

"Sister, there is no free lunch in the world, you have to rob others if the pie falls from the sky, we don't need to rob it now, someone will automatically deliver it to the door, why not."

Aegean stood up angrily and shook his hands and scolded, "FUCK! "Yes, I left alone.

Guo Ke looked at her back and said helplessly: "Society is so realistic, either accept it and enjoy it at the top." Either refuse and struggle to go to the bottom. ”

Aegean walked off the roof of the boat alone, and the men hiding around all stared at her with extremely hungry looks, the kind of obscene appearance that wanted to strike up a conversation, but didn't dare to strike up a conversation. Aegean glanced at everyone with disdain, clasped his hands in front of his chest, and walked straight to the locker room with a cold face.

When he walked around the corner, he suddenly felt a tall figure jump by, Aegean turned his head to look, only to see the man rolling on the ground, and suddenly heard the sound of hitting the plank, and then there was an oops, as if it was hitting the street.

"Why do you think you've heard that sound somewhere?"

Aiqin walked over with a slight frown, only to see the man lying on the ground in a large shape, his right hand was touching his head in pain, Aiqin said tentatively: "You're okay, right?" Hearing this, the man turned his head and showed a stupid look and smiled: "Hehe, Aiqin is me!" ”

"Xiong Di! What are you doing here? Aiqin asked in surprise, Xiong Di touched his head and stood up, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Since the separation that day, I have thought about it for a long time, we can be regarded as friends, so I can't sit idly by, and then I came......" Xiong Di glanced at Aiqin, and quickly turned his head, as if he was hiding something.

Aiqin squinted his eyes and gritted his teeth lightly, clasped his hands around his chest and glared at Xiong Di with a look of disbelief: "Why did you come to look for us, why did you hide from me just now?" Xiong Di smiled without saying a word. Aiqin suddenly remembered what had just happened, and suddenly thought of what the reason was, and then directly kicked a flying foot on Xiong Di's bear waist, and Xiong Di, who kicked directly, jumped out with a sigh, just a man licking the ice cream passing by, Xiong Di opened his mouth like that and pounced on the man's ice cream, and before the man could react, he felt a black shadow flash, and the ice cream in his hand was only left with a chocolate tail.

Xiong Di turned over and lay on the ground in a large shape, and the whole ice cream was swallowed alive in his throat, and his face turned blue from the cold. The man looked down at Xiong Di, and saw that cream flowed from the corner of his mouth, and his face instantly turned white.

"I watched the stars last night, and I thought there were peach blossoms today, but it turned out to be chrysanthemum luck!" After that, he kicked Xiong Di and said, "Pervert, don't think about it!" Then he departed.

Xiong Di clutched his chest and wanted to curse, but he couldn't speak. Seeing this, Aiqin couldn't help but cover his mouth and snicker, but naughtily stuck out his tongue and scolded with a smile: "You deserve it!" Ignoring Xiong Di, he turned around and left-

Fish and fruit appeared at the dock of the coastal city with a cigar, the wriggling water crashing against the shore, and a group of elderly vendors were packing up their goods and preparing to evacuate. When I squinted, I saw seven or eight large ships floating vaguely on the sea, and only one dilapidated boat was left on the shore. The sea breeze blows and sways, and it seems that it will sink into the sea at any moment.

Yu Guo walked up to an old vendor and asked, "Uncle, are all the boats on the dock gone?" The old peddler pointed to the sea and said in non-standard Mandarin: "I just walked miles, I have walked miles!" ”

It seemed that he was late, Yu Guo took a deep puff of cigarette, pointed to the two baskets of cabbage he was carrying, and said with a smile: "Uncle, do you want to make a movie?" The peddler was stunned for a moment, then opened his eyes and said, "What are you talking about?" Yu Guo: "Do you want to make idol dramas?" Hearing this, the old man pointed to the fish fruit and smiled exaggeratedly: "Make a movie? The vendors not far away heard all laughing, although they didn't know what they were laughing at.

Yu Guo laughed with his teeth, snapped his fingers with his right hand, waved his hand and shouted, "I bought all your dishes!" The old man thought he was joking, but suddenly, a stack of money was thrown on the vendor's basket, and the old man looked at the fish with a shocked face, and the latter grinned, "Now, throw all your vegetables into the river to feed the fish, and the money is yours." ”

The vendors around couldn't believe it, and the vendors standing in front of the fish and Guo stared at the stack of money with their eyes, then gritted their teeth, and took the lead in carrying the cabbage and throwing it into the sea with a scream.

"Cool! Except for his first love, I haven't done such a cool thing for a long time! The old man raised his fist and shouted, and the surrounding crowd suddenly rioted, and they all threw large baskets and small baskets into the sea, shouting excitedly. Yu Guo grinned and handed over the stack of money, and the old hawker took it with trembling hands, there were about twenty hawkers, but each person still shared a lot, at least several times the amount of the goods lost.

As soon as the money was divided, a loud alarm was suddenly heard coming from a distance.

Everyone was frightened, only to see a patrol officer riding a cool racing car galloping from a distance. The vendors scattered in a panic, but Yu Guo stood motionless with his cigar in his hand, expressionless waiting for the patrol to arrive.

Free lunch is not character, and if you have money, you can be an uncle.