The next day, eight o'clock in the morning.

The sun shines like gold, shining all over the ground, and the boring and static building reflects a dazzling brilliance on the gate of the police station.

There is a plaque on the door that reads "Clean and Honest Service to the Public", and I saw Yu Guo walking out of the police station with a cigar, followed by three men wearing police uniforms with a smile on their faces, Yu Guo stood under the plaque, raised his head and stretched his waist, and said happily: "Life is up and down too fast, it's too exciting!" ”

"There's always too much time to spend, and we'll see you again." Yu Guo smiled at the three of them, with an innocent look on his face.

Suddenly, a police car drifted around the corner, galloped out, and then stopped five steps away from Yu Guo with a sudden brake, and a bald head with a tattoo all over his body opened the car door, and said to Yu Guo with a respectful face: "Boss, please get in the car!" ”

Yu Guo nodded with satisfaction, bent over to get into the car, turned his head and waved to the three of them: "Brother Meng, can you swipe the meal card you made for me elsewhere?" When the director who had been smiling obscenely heard this, he said with a frightened face: "Brother Yu, you can't!" Yu Guo frowned, showing a puzzled expression: "Your secretary told me that you are all over the country!" ”

The director instantly wanted to cry without tears, a flash of inspiration flashed in his heart, and he smiled obscenely again: "Brother Yu, you don't give me face, you are a VIP card dedicated to our bureau, since you don't give me face so much, then I will return the money to you!" Then he turned around and pretended to sigh.

Yu Guo took a puff of cigarette, and flew the card out indifferently, and the card fell straight at the feet of the director, Yu Guo squinted and smiled: "Then you can save it for me!" "Then close the door.

"Brother Yu walks slowly! Welcome back next time, Brother Yu! The three waved goodbye. The police car suddenly honked its horn, and the rear wheels creaked, and suddenly the sky was full of dust and rushed away.

The director suddenly stepped on the card with an excited kick, and Da Yan smiled: "Talent, talent!" You two have made a great contribution and picked up such a treasure and come back! The director was very happy, and the two of them whispered: "Next time, find a way to fool him, charge 10,000 for a meal, and 50,000 for a night!" The director raised his head and smiled: "Why didn't I think of such a way to make money before?" ”

A man next to him said a little worriedly: "Director, you let the bald buttocks drive him, aren't you afraid that he won't come back?" He's the most disobedient prisoner in our bureau, not to mention the fact that he was only caught yesterday. The director glared angrily, slapped the man on the head, pointed at him and scolded: "You go and arrange someone immediately, find a way not to let him come back!" Then he smiled gloomily: "If he doesn't come back, we will have an excuse to let the fish come, and then our pockets will naturally be full, you stupid!" The man woke up when he heard this, and quickly nodded: "Yes, yes, yes!" I'll do it right away! ”

The other man was silent for a long time, gritted his teeth and said, "Director, I always feel a little weird!" The director glanced at him, and said with a smile on his face: "I know that you suspect that he is a neuropath, but the money from neuropathy is easy to make, just last night, after eating three meals and sleeping a night, you earned more than 50,000 yuan, how much is your monthly salary?" ”

The man muttered, the money is in your pocket, it's my business, but he seemed to think of something, and whispered in his ear: "Director, there is something, I don't know if I should tell you......" The man's words were suddenly interrupted, only to hear the sound of rapid drifting outside the door, and the police car carrying the fish fruit suddenly rushed back in dust.

Seeing this, the director hurriedly trotted over and shouted happily: "Ouch, Brother Yu, why are you back?" Do you want to finish breakfast before leaving? Yu Guo opened the car window and poked his head out, looked at the director with confused eyes and said: "Actually, I have a sentence that I have been holding back for a long time, I don't know if I should tell you!" ”

The director held Yu Guo's right hand with enthusiasm on his face, and said kindly: "They are all their own people, and they are not afraid to say anything!" Yu Guo took a deep breath of his cigarette, looked into the distance and said, "I, I may have fallen in love with someone I shouldn't like, I'm very distressed!" The director was stunned when he heard this, and then Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled: "Like it? If you like it, chase it, man, you need to take the initiative to overcome all difficulties! ”

Yu Guo turned his head to look at the director affectionately, the latter was startled by this look, Yu Guo shook his head and sighed extremely sadly: "But he already has a wife!" Hearing this, the director waved his hand and said: "What era is it now, besides, how many handsome and wealthy men like Brother Yu can be found in the world?" If that person is me, I will immediately break up with his wife! ”

Yu Guo was overjoyed when he heard this, clasped his hands and said, "Thank you, thank you, I'll be back!" I'll be back soon! You're going to have to wait for me! Remember to cover the quilt at night so as not to catch a cold, take care of your body! The director nodded excitedly, clasped his hands, bit his lip like a difficult brother, and said, "I'll wait for you to eat for the night!" I'll wait for you, I'll wait for you! ”

With tears in their eyes, the police car drifted out. The director wiped his tears, looked at the sky and said sadly: "Ask what is the situation in the world, I think of my first love......" The man next to him looked at him with extremely strange eyes, and suddenly sighed: "Director, I have always regarded you as an idol, but I didn't expect you to sell your body and even your soul for money!" ”

The director, who was recalling the good memories, turned around and scolded bitterly: "When did I sell my body and soul? The man took a few steps back and said in a panic: "Don't you think that the scene you just now is very illogical? ”

The director was stunned for a moment, recalled just now, and suddenly exclaimed: "Oops! Wife? The man nodded with his hands in his frightened mouth. The director shook his head and said disappreciably: "Impossible, absolutely impossible!" I wouldn't sell my body for money! Say no more! ”

"By the way, didn't you have something to say before?"

The sky and the earth changed instantly, and the man seemed to fall into a dark memory, and the corners of his mouth trembled: "Last night, at three o'clock last night, I saw Yu Guo standing outside your door for a long, long time...... I found out later...... Originally...... It turned out that he was ...... Secretly...... Look at you......"

The director's face changed drastically, and his body and mind were broken.

"Quick, quick, get the bald hair back, find a way to get the bald buttocks back!"

"Also...... Find someone to install an anti-theft net in my room, and strengthen patrols at night, if someone looks for me, they will say I'm not there! Fast! ……”——

On the street, a police car with a honking horn was speeding wildly, and the vehicles all retreated, and the bald head and buttocks sitting in the car couldn't hide their excitement: "Boss, we really don't know each other!" This person was the bald head who was scared away by the fish fruit that day, and then he was in a trance and was detained by the police patrolling the streets with dangerous weapons.

"You are my reborn parents, my life will be yours in the future, you let me take off my pants, I will never take off my clothes, what is the use of going to my place in the future, give an order, I will follow you at the ends of the earth!" The bald head and buttocks yelled, the right foot stepped on the accelerator wildly, and the police car drifted left and right.

Yu Guo swayed his cigar left and right, his face expressionless, and asked, "I like who pierced that chick on your back, give me a prick another day?" The bald buttocks drove the car and shouted: "Boss, that's not a chicken, it's a phoenix!" ”

Yu Guo turned his head to look, only to see that the stab on the back of his bald head and buttocks was indeed a phoenix, and replied: "Oh, I am mistaken, it is the chicken on your butt." ”

Like lightning and thunder, the car braked suddenly, and the bald buttocks suddenly cried loudly: "Boss, that chicken is a sad past for me, why are you forcing me?" Yu Guo opened the car door directly, waved his hand and looked up at the sky and smiled: "I also want a sad past!" "I walked forward without looking back.

The bald buttocks drove slowly to follow, and he shouted in the car, "Boss, where are you going?" Yu Guo bit his cigar and said with a smile on his face: "Wherever there is a girl who needs me, I will be there." Let's go. ”

The bald buttocks hurriedly got out of the car, rushed to Yu Guo and said excitedly: "Boss, don't abandon me, you are the hope of my life!" Yu Guo looked at the bald head and buttocks, and when he saw that he was sincere, he smiled and said, "Don't you want to go back to be an uncle?" Just give me my name! ”

The bald buttocks thought for a while, Fang woke up, slapped his head and laughed: "Yes, now that the boss is covering me, who dares to touch me?" Yu Guo sighed, "But...... I really like that cock in your ass! With that, he left with his hands in his pockets, and stood silently in place with his bald head and buttocks, his eyes blurred with tears.

Human nature is changeable, who can control it, and amorous is also ruthless.