Chapter 026: "Bumping" into a private matter
Liu Yuxia prepared the bicycle early in the morning, and Zhao Xiaoliang said hello to her and pedaled to the county.
Speaking of bicycles, this game is still a new object for Zhao Xiaoliang, and he usually doesn't have much chance to ride, so it's good to be able to ride it.
Drawing a long dragon all the way to the entrance of the village, Zhao Xiaoliang didn't ride far before he was sweaty, and he scolded in his mouth: "Grandma's ball, this game should be too difficult to fix." ”
"Aha, isn't this Xiaoliang, where are you going? I'm still on the bike, awesome! ”
Song Erga, a sloppy man, suddenly appeared at the entrance of the village, blocking Zhao Xiaoliang's route.
Looking at Song Erga, Zhao Xiaoliang was full of anger, and he couldn't ride steadily, so he simply rode directly onto Song Erga's body.
"Well, I'll go ......."
Song Erga was hit by Zhao Xiaoliang's bicycle. Zhao Xiaoliang also stopped the car, clicked on the ground with one foot, and glanced at the very embarrassed Song Erga; "It's Uncle Ergazi, didn't you die, did you?"
Zhao Xiaoliang deliberately bumped into Song Erga, Song Erga knew very well in his heart that although he was sloppy, he was not **, which can still be seen.
"Okay, you Zhao Xiaoliang, you dare to hit me deliberately."
Song Erga's face was a little wrong, and he pulled a pair of broken slippers and rubbed them in front of Zhao Xiaoliang, stretched out his hand and grabbed the handlebar, posing as if he was not going to work.
Zhao Xiaoliang hated Song Erga in his heart, and he couldn't wait to run him over with a car to relieve his anger, "Uncle Erga, I didn't have time to brake when you suddenly appeared just now, it's no wonder that I, you quickly let go of your hand and I have to go to the county to do something." ”
This is really not good for going out, I met this plague god early in the morning, or quickly send him away, but don't delay his work blindly, the road to the county seat is not close.
Zhao Xiaoliang's attitude made Song Erga a little embarrassed, no matter what, he was also Zhao Xiaoliang's elder, not only did he not let go of the hand holding the handlebar, but also shook the other hand, looking at Zhao Xiaoliang and laughing weirdly: "Ha, you still go to the county to do business?" Did I hear me right? Song Erga still looked surprised.
The smell of ridicule was very strong, Zhao Xiaoliang was angry again, looking at Song Erga who looked like a piece of dog skin plaster in front of him, he really had no choice, in order not to delay the time to enter the county, he had to say a soft word, "Uncle Ergazi, I was wrong just now, so don't be like me." ”
"Aiha, what I said, where can my uncle be childish with you, my uncle is just curious about what you are doing in the county."
Song Erga felt a lot more comfortable, and asked with a hippie smile.
Your grandma is a ball, what are you doing? your ancestors! Grass.......
Zhao Xiaoliang scolded secretly in his heart, but his face was not revealed at all.
"If you don't do anything, you just go for a walk."
Zhao Xiaoliang dealt with it casually, thinking that this would allow Song Erga to make his debut, but he was wrong, and Song Erga didn't know which tendon was not right, and it was endless.
"It's time to go out and see the world, you're almost twenty years old, and you can't always stay in the village."
Song Erga muttered, but the hand holding the handlebar never let go, and he was not ready to let Zhao Xiaoliang go.
Ah? What's wrong with this deflated only son today? It's endless.
Zhao Xiaoliang was very puzzled in his heart, usually when he met Song Erga, he would tease a few words and go his own way, looking at the current situation, I am afraid that if he doesn't talk about ten yuan, he will not give up.
Just when Zhao Xiaoliang was struggling to get rid of Song Erga, a girl suddenly came out from behind the straw pile at the entrance of the village, in her thirties, who was walking towards the village in a panic with her head stuffy, and when she passed by Zhao Xiaoliang's side, Zhao Xiaoliang recognized who this girl was.
Aha, isn't this Song Erga's sister-in-law, why did she appear at the entrance of the village so early, looking so flustered as if she was doing something unseemly.
Zhao Xiaoliang looked at Erga's sister-in-law who looked panicked and didn't say hello, he suddenly understood why Song Erga was holding on to himself, it turned out to buy her time.
Zhao Xiaoliang looked at Song Erga in front of him as if he had read a book that was difficult to understand, and laughed evilly, "Hehe, Uncle Ergazi, didn't it Aunt Yanfen just passed, what's the matter, you two are talking about work behind the straw stack?" She's your sister-in-law, you're so good! You dare to talk about your sister-in-law's work, it's really ruthless. ”
Song Erga's expression was also a little flustered, and he secretly complained about Yanfen in his heart; This woman is really stupid, and she doesn't say a detour after cleaning up, it's really stupid and bubbling.
Thinking of this, Song Erga was anxious with Zhao Xiaoliang again: "Release, fart, which eye did you see?" Little bunny, don't spew blood! ”
Song Erga's reaction proved Zhao Xiaoliang's conjecture, it was just a conjecture just now, but now it is confirmed. Zhao Xiaoliang seemed to be grabbing Song Erga's pigtails, and couldn't help but pull it again, "I said Uncle Ergazi, what dare you not admit, that Uncle Changgen works outside all the year round, and it is pitiful to leave Aunt Yanfen alone at home to keep the empty room, you are the younger brother of Uncle Changgen's family to help take care of your sister-in-law, okay, Uncle Ergazi, I still have to go to the county seat, so I won't accompany you, I didn't see anything just now." ”
"That's what you said, if you go back to the village and talk nonsense, I won't be able to finish with you."
Song Erga had a serious face, and warned Zhao Xiaoliang in a warning tone.
Zhao Xiaoliang saw that Song Erga's hands holding the handlebar were a little loose, so he raised his leg and kicked over, and stared at the key part below Song Erga's navel impartially.
Song Er snorted, rolled his eyes, completely loosened his hands, and sat on the ground with his buttocks, grinning like a water scoop.
"Your grandmother is a ball, delay me for so long, be honest with me in the future, or I will tell the whole village about it."
Zhao Xiaoliang rode past Song Erga's side, very chic and arrogant.
Song Erga sat on the ground and rubbed the key parts, turned his face and glared fiercely at Zhao Xiaoliang who was riding away, but he didn't dare to make a sound, only after Zhao Xiaoliang rode away, he spat fiercely, and scolded in a low voice: "Little rabbit, you still dare to threaten me, you wait for my ......." ”
Song Erga patted his ass and stood up from the ground, with a sinister smile on his face, it could be seen that he wanted to spoil Zhao Xiaoliang behind his back.
Song Erga lifted his pants and walked back to the village humming a little song.
All the way, the car chain was kicked off three times, and the legs and stomachs were also kicked straight up, especially the buttocks were still grinding and crispy, no matter what Zhao Xiaoliang finally entered Tianniu County.
"Damn, it's over, if I ride for a while, I'll have to give an account of my little life."