Chapter 027: Old Bald Donkey, You Dare to Curse Me to Death!
Zhao Xiaoliang pushed the bicycle into the county seat. In fact, if you want to ride, you can't ride, not to mention that there are really more pedestrians and vehicles on this street, and Zhao Xiaoliang's cycling skills must not kill a few, so he just pushes it.
Tianniu County is a relatively large county, densely populated, the central street in the county is through the north and south, it can be said that it is the most lively street in Tianniu County, but also the economic center.
Zhao Xiaoliang locked the car on a small tree on the side of the road, he felt that it was very inconvenient to push the car, and there were many people on the street, and it would be bad if he accidentally touched someone.
"Confused! It's not a county seat, there are so many people, unlike Xiaonan Village, where there are only a few ** people. ”
Zhao Xiaoliang was the first time to the county, and he had never seen so many people coming and going, and he was really dazzled for a while, looking at the flow of people on the street, he unconsciously fell on the woman's body, and he swallowed his saliva vigorously.
Grandma is a ball, the women in this city are stronger than those in the village, they are all white and tender, and they are also good-looking, few and thin.
Zhao Xiaoliang walked on the street and looked around, his heart was full of emotion, looking at the women on the street, he suddenly remembered Zhang Cuihua and Liu Yuxia, the two big beauties in the village, and couldn't help but sigh: "The people in this county are more comfortable than the people in the village, and they are all comparable to the two recognized beauties in our village." ”
With the bustling flow of people, Zhao Xiaoliang walked from the south end of the street to the north end of the street, this road can make him happy, there are everything to buy on both sides of the street, wear it, eat and drink, as long as you can think of it, there is a sale, which is much more lively than the market.
"Hey, it's still the people in the city who enjoy it, and I'm going to move here ...... future."
"Hehe, young man, your future prospects are immeasurable!"
An old man's voice suddenly came into the ears of Zhao Xiaoliang, who was fantasizing, and he heard this in his heart.
Following the voice, Zhao Xiaoliang turned his face to look at a relatively inconspicuous place next to the street, squatting against the root of the wall was an old man with a gray beard, with a shiny brain, wearing an earthy yellow robe, looking like a monk.
"Damn, why do you look like a monk?"
Zhao Xiaoliang felt very novel. Monks like this, Zhao Xiaoliang has only heard of them, but he has never really seen them, and today can be regarded as an eye-opener.
seemed to notice that Zhao Xiaoliang was looking at him, and the old man dressed as a monk waved his hand, "Young man, come on, let the old monk show you the next look." ”
Grass! Fortune teller, ah.......
Although Zhao Xiaoliang was disgusted in his heart, he didn't know why he still walked over, "You are a monk?" ”
"Hehe, what do you say? Do you see that I am still sweeping the streets? You're funny, young man. ”
The old man, who claimed to be a monk, smiled disdainfully, somewhat with the taste of Zhao Xiaoliang.
Zhao Xiaoliang grinned, didn't say anything more, stood in front of this old man, looked at it carefully, and thought; This old man is quite fat, if he is really a monk, how can he be so fat if he doesn't touch meat like me all day long? Why am I searching like this? It's weird.
"What are you wondering, young man?"
"Oh, no, I didn't figure anything out. By the way, just now you said that you want to show me the face, then you can give me a good look to see if I will have money in the future. ”
After Zhao Xiaoliang finished speaking, he also squatted down and looked at the fat monk in front of him.
The fat monk looked at Zhao Xiaoliang with a smile, "Hehe, good face, good rice!" The poor monk has countless faces, and it is the first time I have seen a good face like you, young man. ”
Zhao Xiaoliang was so comfortable by the fat monk in front of him that he was so beautiful that the snot bubbles almost didn't come out, "Hehe, old monk, aren't you making fun of me?" You say I'm good-looking, but I can't even afford a pair of pants yet, so don't say anything nice. ”
Although Zhao Xiaoliang said that his heart is very beautiful, he still understands that fortune tellers usually pick up good things and say, just like the blind man in the village, yes, he talks nonsense with his eyes open one day, as long as he says who will be lucky in the future, who will be lucky in the future, then it is evil, it is because of this, the grave buried by the blind man after his death does not know who dug the road.
"Hehe, young man, you said you don't have any money, so what's the fifty dollars in your left trouser pocket? Could it be a dark coin? ”
The fat monk was shocked by Zhao Xiaoliang's words.
I grass! I have fifty dollars, how does he know about it? And I know that the road is in the left trouser pocket, which is really godly!
Zhao Xiaoliang **, looking at the fat monk with a smile on his face in front of him in surprise, he was completely speechless.
"Young man, others can't deceive people and poor monks, but the old monk has never lied, I said that if you have a good face, it is really a good face."
The fat monk put away his little touch and said to Zhao Xiaoliang seriously.
Believed, Zhao Xiaoliang believed this fat monk from the bottom of his heart this time, "Old monk, I believe you!" So, excuse me? I have a good face, do you think that I will be rich and rich in the future? It's especially rich. ”
The fat monk nodded slightly, "Well, that's right, you will definitely be a rich and noble person in the future, the kind that is very rich and rich, and you can use it as an open ass paper if you have a lot of money, you say how much money you have to have!" ”
"What! More can be used to open the ass? ”
Zhao Xiaoliang couldn't believe his ears, his heart can be used as ass paper, how much does it take, let alone marrying one Zhu Meiqi, even if it is marrying 10,000 Zhu Meiqi, it is not a problem.
The fat monk didn't answer, just smiled and nodded.
The more he thought about it, the more excited Zhao Xiaoliang became, and asked anxiously: "Old monk, when do you think I will be rich?" Please give me some advice! ”
At this moment, Zhao Xiaoliang completely worshipped this fat monk as a god, and it seemed that his fate was all between the lips and teeth of this fat monk.
The fat monk shook his bald head a few times, and stretched out his hand to pinch his fingers and read for a while, and his eyes lit up after the most dold, and said, "Young man, the rich and noble are not far from you......." ”
"Wow haha! That's great! I'm going to become a rich man, Erjunzi, you loser, you wait for me ....... ”
"Well, ......."
The fat monk didn't seem to finish speaking, which made Zhao Xiaoliang discouraged enough, he hurriedly retracted his excitement, and asked, "Old monk, why is there more?" But what? ”
"However, this wealth is not something you had when you were in the yang world, but you will not have it until you reach the underworld. Don't worry, you'll be in Hades soon. ”