Chapter 054: Pierce Your Head
"Xiaoliang, you also want to give him acupuncture?"
Zhang Cuihua looked at Zhao Xiaoliang blankly and asked.
Zhao Xiaoliang smiled and nodded, "Well, only in this way can you make yourself a bad boy logically, and you can also avoid unnecessary trouble." ”
"Xiaoliang, can this acupuncture be pierced casually? Don't make any more trouble. ”
Zhang Cuihua asked a little worriedly.
"Don't worry, no, I know it."
Zhao Xiaoliang's words were categorical, which made Zhang Cuihua feel relieved.
The two chatted a few words, and Zhang Cuihua got up and left.
"Aunt Cuihua, don't forget to let my Uncle Lai come over at night."
Zhao Xiaoliang shouted at Zhang Cuihua, who had already walked to the gate of the courtyard, and reminded.
"I know it, I can't forget it!"
Zhang Cuihua twisted her seductive ass and left.
"Ha, this ass twisting is really itchy, hehe......."
Zhao Xiaoliang stood in front of the windowsill and looked at Zhang Cuihua in the distance, smiled evilly, and muttered. Then he was busy feeding his stomach.
After Zhang Cuihua returned home, she told Tian Dalai a nonsense, saying that she had met Zhao Xiaoliang in the village just now, and said that she would let you go to his house at night.
Tian Dalai sighed in his heart after hearing this, he thought that Zhao Xiaoliang was looking for him to talk about the incident in the cornfield that night, so he opened a pair of small mouse eyes and pondered there.
Zhang Cuihua could naturally guess Tian Dalai's thoughts, but she just gave Tian Dalai, who was sitting on the kang and was pondering, a big white eye, and she pulled it down.
Tian Dalai, who had been worried at home for an afternoon, finally suffered until dark, and left home to rush to Zhao Xiaoliang after casually taking a bite of food.
Along the way, Tian Dalai held his fat body with a nervous mood, and slowly arrived at the gate of Zhao Xiaoliang's house, during which he also met a few villagers who asked him about some trivial things, he was all "um, ah" brought it, in fact, he didn't even hear a word.
At this moment, Zhao Xiaoliang was already waiting for Tian Dalai at home, and he also made up a set of small dishes.
After a long time, Tian Dalai rubbed to the gate of Zhao Xiaoliang's house, and his expression was miserable.
Zhao Xiaoliang, who was sitting in the house waiting for Tian Dalai, saw it at a glance, and hurriedly pulled his neck and shouted, "Village chief, is the village chief here?" ”
"Ah, ah, yes, it's my ......."
Tian Dalai answered, and then pushed the door into the courtyard. At this time, Zhao Xiaoliang had already come out of the house, looked at Tian Dalai with a smile on his face, and said with a smile: "Hehe, the village chief hurry up and invite ...... in the house." ”
Tian Dalai didn't want to laugh, but seeing Zhao Xiaoliang's enthusiasm, he had to smile reluctantly, and the smile was ugly, "Heh, hehe, what is the village chief, Uncle Lai!" ”
"Hehe, then Uncle Lai should hurry into the house."
Zhao Xiaoliang smiled and let Tian Dalai into the back room.
Tian Dalai's heart was beating more and more strongly, and he raised his big ass and sat on the edge of the kang, because his lump was too big, and Zhao Xiaoliang's kang edge was really a little bad, this time he sat down and didn't sit down on the kang edge, "Eh, I'll go to ......, what is the broken edge, it's time to repair the ......." Saying that, Tian Dalai hurriedly moved his butt into the kang again, which can be regarded as sitting firmly, and asked: "Xiaoliang, what's the matter with looking for uncle this night?" ”
Zhao Xiaoliang and Tian Dalai also sold a lawsuit, "Uncle Lai, I came to you because I have a big thing to tell you about whether you can be happy in the rest of your life." ”
Tian Dalai buzzed his head after hearing this, and suddenly felt that his eyes were black, and he thought to himself; Happy in the second half of your life? Looks like he really wanted to talk about that night in the cornfield.
Tian Dalai's mind came up with the picture when Sun Tiezhu knew that he was going to engage Liu Yuxia, which was really tragic.
"Oh, Xiaoliang, the happiness of the second half of my uncle's life is on your lips ......."
"What! On my mouth? ”
"Yes, if you tell Sun Tiezhu about the cornfield that night, then Uncle will not be happy for the rest ......of his life."
Saying that, Tian Dalai was still in tears.
Zhao Xiaoliang laughed out loud when he heard it, and said in his heart; This is really a thief, this person really can't do things that lack morality.
Zhao Xiaoliang, who was secretly amused, hurriedly smiled: "Hehe, Uncle Lai, you think too much, it's not this matter that I'm looking for you, besides, I didn't say that this matter will rot in my stomach, don't worry, I won't tell Uncle Tiezhu." ”
"Yes, yes!"
Tian Dalai was completely relieved after hearing this, and he was very grateful to Zhao Xiaoliang, "That, what's the matter?"
Zhao Xiaoliang nodded, and sat next to Tian Dalai with a smile, "Uncle Lai, do you want a child or something?" ”
"What! Having children? Of course I want to, but, but ....... ”
Tian Dalai stopped talking again, he didn't know that Zhao Xiaoliang had already known that Zhang Cuihua couldn't have children, so he swallowed back the words that came to his mouth, didn't he say it, family ugliness should not be publicized, this matter proves that you can tell others casually.
Zhao Xiaoliang knew it in his heart, but he still had to pretend that he didn't know anything, and he could use the pre-made snails now.
"Hehe, Uncle Lai, you and Aunt Cuihua haven't come up with a child for so many years, it is estimated that there must be something wrong with you, and I won't ask what the problem is, I just want to say that no matter what the problem is, Wu can solve it, and the quasi-guarantee can let you have a child with Aunt Cuihua."
As soon as Zhao Xiaoliang's words came out, Tian Dalai couldn't sit still, and hurriedly asked, "What?" Can you let me have a baby with Emerald Fruit? ”
Zhao Xiaoliang had a serious face and nodded slightly, "Well, yes, my family has an ancestral treasure, no matter whose problem it is, as long as it is used by a man, he will soon be able to have a child." ”
Tian Dalai smacked his tongue after hearing this, grinned and asked: "Liang, you have a baby uncle in your family and have heard of it, but you can't let your uncle conceive a child, uncle is a big man, if the old man conceives a child, he must not be laughed to death...... ”
"No, no, no, Uncle Lai, you misunderstood, I mean that no matter if it is a man's problem or a woman's problem, as long as it is used by a man, then a woman can conceive a child."
"Oh, that's what happened, you scared my uncle. Then, hurry up and take out the treasure and give it to the uncle to ....... ”
Tian Dalai really believed it, and he didn't doubt it at all.
Zhao Xiaoliang looked at the innocent Tian Dalai and was amused in his heart, and then took out the nine silver needles, took out one of them, and dangled it in front of Tian Dalai's eyes, "Uncle Lai, my baby is this, as long as I prick your body, the matter will be solved." ”
Tian Dalai looked at the silver needle in Zhao Xiaoliang's hand and was a little worried, "Xiao, Xiaoliang, don't tease your uncle, I can prick the child with a needle?" ”
Zhao Xiaoliang disdained to talk nonsense with Tian Dalai anymore, his little face tensed, and said, "Uncle Lai, you just said that you don't want children, right?" ”
"Yes! Uncle dreamed, okay! In order to get his son, Uncle also went to ....... ”
After Tian Dalai finished speaking, he gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and poked his head in front of Zhao Xiaoliang, "Tie it!" ”
Zhao Xiaoliang looked at it and laughed out, "Hehe, Uncle Lai, it's not your head, it's your head." ”