Chapter 055: A Needle Goes Down and Grows!
"What! Where, which one? β
Tian Dalai retracted his head, and a pair of little rats were stuck, and asked puzzled.
Zhao Xiaoliang didn't answer, but just gestured to him with his eyes.
Tian Dalai understood, hesitated, after all, that place is a place where people should not enter, let alone piercing, even if you take it out and show it to others, it will never work, the key is to be embarrassed.
Looking at the hesitant Tian Da Lai, Zhao Xiaoliang smiled and said, "Hehe, don't think about it, Uncle Lai, what else can be more important than asking for a son." β
"Hmmm! That's right, in order to have a son, he gave up! β
Tian Dalai was completely determined, and after speaking, he stood on the kang, lit up very neatly, and said again: "Xiaoliang, don't play uncle, or ......." β
"Don't worry, I won't dare to lend me the guts."
After Zhao Xiaoliang finished speaking, he took a silver needle and approached Tian Dalai, looked at the thing that was similar to a matchstick, he was speechless, and secretly sighed for Zhang Cuihua; Hey, Aunt Cuihua's life is really bitter......
After thinking about it, I pricked it with a needle.
Tian Dalai's body trembled suddenly, and soon reacted, and he farted, and let out several loud farts in a row, and the things that were pricked stood up.
"Little, little bright, this is amazing! I feel like it's grown! Hey, hey, hey....... β
Tian Dalai looked down and said happily to Zhao Xiaoliang.
Zhao Xiaoliang has long known the reaction of the puncture, this is one of the nine yin acupuncture techniques, called "Yang Helping Acupuncture", the person who is administered the needle, the second brother will instantly increase the number of two times, but the effect can only last for one day.
"Hehe, Uncle Lai, you can do work with Aunt Cuihua when you go back now, the more you do, the better, and Aunt Cuihua can conceive your child."
After Zhao Xiaoliang finished speaking, he reached out and took off the silver needle.
"Good! Then Uncle will go home and do work with your Aunt Cuihua! β
Tian Dalai happily danced a little happily, hurriedly jumped off the kang and ran home, and said to Zhao Xiaoliang at the end: "Xiaoliang, the village is going to set up a health center, I decided that you are the first village doctor in our Xiaonan Village...... go!" β
Tian Dalai left majestically and went back to work with Zhang Cuihua.
Zhao Xiaoliang was happy after hearing this, it seems that the matter of the village doctor has been settled, and he was so excited that he didn't flip from the kang to the ground, but he didn't dare.
"Oops! I, Zhao Xiaoliang, am also going to be a doctor, I really didn't expect it, I have time to go to the mass grave in the back mountain to worship that strange old man, if I make a lot of money in the future, I must build a magnificent tomb for him, and it can be regarded as repaying him for teaching medical skills. β
Zhao Xiaoliang's mood at the moment is extremely cool, a little overexcited, and he can't sleep.
Zhao Xiaoliang, who couldn't sleep, slipped into the courtyard, sat down on the stone pier, and began to imagine his future.
Just when Zhao Xiaoliang was thinking about the future, Jin Lan appeared.
"Xiaoliang, what are you thinking there?"
"Ah, ah, I didn't think about anything, Lanzi, don't stand at the door, come in."
Zhao Xiaoliang retracted his imagination, looked at Jin Lan standing at the gate of the courtyard, and said.
Jin Lan walked into the courtyard in shame and came to Zhao Xiaoliang's approach.
Zhao Xiaoliang looked at Jin Lan in front of him, and his heart moved, and he thought to himself at the moment; That's right! Why did I forget Lanzi's illness, no, I have to cure her quickly, and it can be regarded as my heart disease.
Thinking of this, Zhao Xiaoliang didn't bother to ask Jin Lan why he came to him this night, so he hurriedly got up and dragged Jin Lan's arm into the house.
"Xiao, Xiaoliang, what are you going to do, you hurt me......."
Jin Lan was dragged into the house by force, and then was pressed to the kang by Zhao Xiaoliang, which frightened Jin Lan, "Xiao, Xiaoliang, what are you doing here, don't scare me...... β
Zhao Xiaoliang was a little anxious to heal, and after pressing Jin Lan to the kang, he was about to take off her pants, "Lanzi, don't move, I want to ......." β
"Stinky **! Go to hell....... β
Jin Lan didn't know where the excitement came from, and she flew Zhao Xiaoliang with one kick.
"Eh, I'm going to ......."
Zhao Xiaoliang screamed miserably, and sat on the ground. Before he could recover from it, Jin Lan got off the ground as soon as he turned around, and when he arrived in front of Zhao Xiaoliang, he raised his hand and gave him a few big mouths, which was so crisp, "Zhao Xiaoliang, you stinky **!" I hate you....... β
Jin Lan whimpered, turned around and ran away.
Zhao Xiaoliang, who was kicked and beaten with a big mouth, was really a little confused, and he slowed down for a while before he got up from the ground.
However, at this time, Jin Lan had long since disappeared. Zhao Xiaoliang rubbed his slightly red and swollen face, and muttered, "Lanzi's strength is really big enough......." β
Zhao Xiaoliang, who rubbed his face for a while, understood a little bit, he was eager to treat the disease just now, and he was anxious to do something wrong.
Remorseful, Zhao Xiaoliang really wanted to slap himself a few more big mouths, but he didn't want to do it after a few strokes, "Alas, you have to be more stable when you do things in the future, think about it thoroughly, and look at this matter tonight." β
Originally, Zhao Xiaoliang had the heart to go to Jin Lan to explain, but after looking at this point, forget it, let's talk about it early tomorrow morning.
Jin Lan, who ran away, did not go home, but went out of the village to the neighboring village. In fact, she came to Zhao Xiaoliang to ask him to send her to Yiyi Village, because tonight was the birthday of one of her classmates.
"Dead Zhao Xiaoliang stinks Zhao Xiaoliang, if you want to ......, you don't have to be so fierce, hum, I'm really angry......."
Jin Lan huffed and went to the same school in the village with the big moon, and returned alone after celebrating the birthday of the classmate, and when he was about to go out of the village, he met two boys, the little red bean and the big donkey.
"Huh? Isn't this Jinlan, hehe, why are you here alone this night? β
Xiao Hongdou smiled evilly and walked towards Jinlan.
Jin Lan was scared when she saw that it was Xiao Hongdou, and she also knew that Xiao Hongdou and the big donkey were Lin Dajun's people, and they were very bad, so she replied tremblingly: "I, I don't care where I am, you stay away from me, ......." β
Little Hongdou smiled evilly and came to Jinlan's approach, and grabbed her white and tender little arm as soon as he stretched out his hand, "Hehe, Jinlan, I didn't expect you to look better and better, come, let Brother Hongdou have a mouth." With that, Little Red Bean put his stinky mouth in front of Jin Lan's little face.
"Youβstay away from me......
Jin Lan was in a hurry, raised her other hand, and gave Xiao Hongdou a big mouth, which angered Xiao Hongdou, "Damn!" It's okay to be embarrassed by your face, and if you don't let me kiss it, then let me fix it. β
The little red bean was beastly, dragged the weak Jin Lan and went straight to the sorghum field on the side, and said to the big donkey at the end: "Big donkey!" Sentry into the field, and I'll be done in a moment! β
Jin Lan was dragged into the sorghum field by Xiao Hongdou, no matter how she resisted and shouted, it was useless.