Widow Chen sat in her office, watching Li Er and the police rush in, although she had already been prepared, she was still a little nervous. When Li Er came to her, he patted her on the shoulder to show comfort. She still asked: "What do you mean by breaking in with the police in the middle of the night?" ”

Li Er explained helplessly: "It was the police who found my cousin, and there was no way to shirk it, so I had no choice but to come." I'm sorry. I lied to you, and when the matter passes, whatever you want to eat, I invite you, which will be counted as making amends to you. ”

The police came with Da Xiangzi and Da Xiao, who came to testify against Widow Chen for selling fake money.

According to the usual practice, the police asked about the identity of Widow Chen, and also verified the photo on the ID card carefully, and when they were sure that it was Widow Chen standing in front of them, they said coldly: "Explain your problem honestly, and count you as surrendering and confessing." When dealing with it, we can give due consideration to your performance and give you a light haircut. If you tell the other suspects, provide us with clues, help us solve the case, and make meritorious contributions, you can strive for leniency. If you resist to the end, it's a dead end! Party policy. It has always been frank and lenient, and resistance is strict. You'll have to weigh it. Work well with us. ”

Widow Chen is a person with brains and understands policies. She said generously: "Are you all official policemen here?" Take out your papers and I'll take a look at them. ”

Li Er turned his face and asked, "What about your documents?" You might as well show it to her. Rise to this now. ”

Come policemen, look at me, I'll look at you. None of them took the initiative to pull out their papers. Just when they hesitated, Li Er realized that all the people who came were assistant policemen. Inside a group, on the sign on the arm. The prints are all auxiliary police. He asked, "Isn't there a regular police officer in the office at night?" Why didn't he come?

An elderly auxiliary police officer said: "His wife just gave birth to a child and was bleeding heavily, so he went to the hospital, and there was no official worker in the station for a while, and the situation was urgent, so we went to the police." Can you explain this to this boss. Tonight is a special case, let her cooperate. We are also routine. ”

Widow Chen was willing to listen to the explanation of the auxiliary police, pointed at a few people and said, "You have no law enforcement power!" If you come to search at night, you have to bring the search warrant for me to see. ”

Li Er was afraid of the stalemate, so he said with a haha: "They received the call from Da Xiangzi and Da Xiao, and they were afraid that the matter would be delayed, so the procedures were incomplete, they were all acquaintances, I will guarantee it." Can I make up the formalities tomorrow? Look at my face. Let them check, you haven't done anything wrong, are you still afraid of the ghost calling the door? ”

Widow Chen said, "Since you have come forward as a guarantor, you will spare them." Did someone report me for trafficking fake money? Wow, then search it well, but I'll keep it in my head, in case I can't find it, or check it around. I just can't find out my problem, someone deliberately framed me. What do you do? Are you trying to give me an explanation? ”

Without waiting for the police to speak, Da Xiangzi hurriedly shouted: "The fake money is what you gave us, in addition to the eight hundred yuan given to us, you must still have stock here!" If you can't find out, you kill my head! ”

Widow Chen sneered: "Just your broken head, how much is it worth?" It's not as valuable as a pig's head of mine. It is easy to speak to Boss Li Er. ”

Li Er said with a big grin: "I'll speak." Search! Can't find out. I, Li Er, call you grandma! Call you mother-in-law! No, call you wife! I'll divorce Zhang Fengxian when I go back and marry you! It was getting late, the chickens were not crowing, and the dogs were not biting. Let's do it, I'm done, and I'm going back to sleep. ”

Widow Chen's face was serious, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Can't find out, do you still want to go back?" You're going to stay here and wait for the cops to leave, and see how I clean up your bitch." ”

After scolding Li Er, Widow Chen threatened Da Xiangzi again: "Frame a good person, I will go to the court to sue you, be careful!" ”

"It's not certain who sues whom. In front of me, I sued you, which is called the first strike to be strong, and the second to suffer. You're just waiting for the police to find out the fake money and drag you to jail! Da Xiangzi refused to admit defeat, and now his mouth is quite hard.

The big man shouted hysterically: "She has a handbag with several piles of fake money, and the eight hundred yuan was taken out of the side pocket of her handbag!" ”

Li Er mobilized Widow Chen and said, "It's all business. You open the safe, take out the bag, and ask them to inspect it. It's better if nothing happens. In case something happens, I'll find someone to figure it out. ”

Widow Chen took the initiative to open the safe, took out the bag she had put in the afternoon, and handed it to the police.

Da Xiangzi recognized this bag, and shouted happily: "Yes, yes!" That's it! ”

Li Er sarcastically said painlessly beside him: "What's right? Da Xiangzi, I think you're about the same as a dog! ”

The policeman guarded everyone's face, took out all the money in his handbag, put it on the coffee table in front of Widow Chen one by one, and asked, "Is this all your money?" ”

"It's not my money, can it be in my safe? Unexpectedly. The police will also talk nonsense. Oh, by the way, I forgot that you weren't real cops. ”

The policeman looked at the money on the coffee table. frowned and asked Da Xiangzi: "What you two saw, is it this money?" Pouch right, right? ”

Da Xiangzi said affirmatively: "Just these things, 100% right." ”

Da Xiao also nodded yes next to him.

Li Er said: "Comrade policeman, how can I look at real money, you see, the note in the bank to bundle money is still stamped with a private seal." In my opinion, Boss Chen did not sell fake money. ”

The policeman nodded and said, "These are real money, and after the bank ordered the bundle, it hasn't been opened yet." ”

The police put the money back in their handbags and checked the contents of the safe, all of which were legitimate. He put the handbag and other items back in the safe and let Widow Chen lock it.

Da Xiangzi saw that something bad was going to happen, so he said: "Maybe she hid the fake money elsewhere." I know that Sun Bu'er and Wang Er Mazi are both living in the orchard, will this woman hide the fake money under their beds? Sun Buer is not sure if he is a thief, but Wang Er Mazi is a habitual offender and a veteran of stealing. Steal anything. In order to marry his daughter-in-law, he also stole a wreath from his mother. The fake money of 800 yuan is the wreath money that Wang Er Mazi compensated for his mother. ”

The policeman turned his face and asked, "What he said is the truth?" Wang Er Mazi got married? Stealing wreaths? You're, aren't you? I can't make up nonsense. Go out and ask if anyone has a wreath for a wreath? Have you ever used it? ”

Da Xiao didn't know if Wang Er Mazi was a thief, so he couldn't get it for sure, and he didn't find fake money from Widow Chen's safe just now. He was afraid, he couldn't do it with a weak heart, for fear of getting involved in a lawsuit, and when the police asked him, he stood up, not saying yes, and not daring to say no, for fear that the police would blame.

The police put Wang Er Mazi and Sun Buer under the bed, as well as under the quilt. They were all searched, except for the toilet paper menstrual belt used by the woman, and not a penny of fake money was found. At this time, Widow Chen was able to catch the reason, and shouted loudly: "Sun Buer, let go of the dog and lead it yourself, Wang Er Mazi, you go and lock the gate of the orchard for me." Hugh is going to tell the thieves to run out! ”

Several auxiliary police officers are temporary workers and have no real experience. With a patriotic heart, as soon as the brain is hot, it comes. Now there is a new situation, not a penny of fake money has been found, and I don't know what to do at that time. After Widow Chen's exclaim, her heart suddenly lost her backbone. I had to ask Li Er: "What do you say?" ”

Li Er sighed. Half-seriously and half-jokingly: "Whoever pulls it on the kang will wipe his belly by himself." Da Xiangzi and Da Xiao reported false police, and the responsibility should be borne by the two of them. In my opinion, ask Boss Chen to give them two, and one of them kicks them down. Then he told the big wolf dog to bite off their balls, and spared them. ”

Widow Chen listened to Li Er's high-minded remarks, and the breath in her stomach was gone, she secretly glanced at Li Er, and a hint of an imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. I was thinking in my heart: Except for Li Er, there is no one else in the world who can come up with such a clever method? He is like the pig intestines sold by Niu Er, and his stomach is full of water!

The police observe the situation in a meticulous manner. Know that it's not a big problem. hurriedly put on a high hat for Li Er, and very modestly respected Li Er's opinion just now. Said Li Er: "Boss Li, what do you think about it?" Is that all there is to it tonight? There's no one on duty yet. Let's go back first, what's the problem, I'll give you an explanation tomorrow, okay? ”

Widow Chen said: "When the police leave, no one dares to stop them, and neither of the two miscellaneous pieces of Da Xiangzi and Da Xiao can escape." Mother, I want to pick them up well! ”

Li Er was so clever that he caught a glimpse of Widow Chen's eyes. Looking at her wolf dog, he estimated that Widow Chen was going to let the dog teach Da Xiangzi a lesson, so he had a foresight, and before the police walked out of the orchard, Li Er greeted Da Xiangzi and said, "Hurry up and climb the tree, Da Xiao climb quickly!" ”

Without waiting for Li Er's words to land, as soon as Widow Chen waved her hand, Sun Buer let go of the leather strip that was holding the wolf dog, and the wolf dog pounced on Da Xiangzi with a "Wang" sound.

At the moment when the wolf dog pounced, Da Xiangzi had climbed halfway up the tree, and the wolf dog ran up and bit off one of Da Xiangzi's shoes. Hanging!

Although Da Xiao's soul was scattered, he still desperately climbed to the tree, although he didn't let the wolf dog bite him, but his body was already scared into a cold sweat!

Li Er looked at the embarrassed appearance of the two bastards and felt funny. Waving his hand, he shouted to the two people, "You two are resting in the tree, I have to go home and sleep." I'm not going to play with the two of you. ”

Just when Li Er turned around and wanted to leave, a delicate voice came: "Want to go? How can there be such a good thing? Just now, doesn't it count? Didn't you just swear that you couldn't find fake money from me, so you went back to divorce your wife Zhang Fengxian? So forgetful? Do you want to taste the taste of wolf dogs? Sun Fuji, get ready to release the dog! ”

Li Er is a good man who does not suffer immediate losses. Although he is cunning and big, he is also afraid of wolf dogs. Not to mention Li Er, even if he changes to someone else, it is estimated that he is also afraid of words. You think, a fierce wolfdog, looking at you with fierce eyes, and looking at people with hair. What's more, pounce on it all at once, grin your teeth, and gnaw when you open your mouth?

Li Er raised his hands, said forgiveness, and surrendered.

Looking at Li Er's cowardice, Da Xiangzi lying on the tree, danced happily, laughed, and shouted happily: "Sun Buer, let the dog bite Li Er's eight lambs!" ”

Li Er put his hand on Widow Chen's shoulder, turned back to the gloating Daxiangzi and shouted, "Boy, hate me for not dying, don't you?" We'll see. I guess you've been in the tree tonight. Feed the mosquitoes well, and suffer from you! I'm going to sleep. ”

Li Er pleaded with Widow Chen: "The two of us are internal contradictions, our own affairs, let's discuss them slowly." Can't I go if I don't go? Stay with you and be a cow and a horse for you! (To be continued.) )