Da Xiangzi was in the small private room of the seafood building, shouting five and drinking six, ordering a lot of wine and food, eating and drinking, during which he saw Li Er and the leather donkey drinking tea in the corner of the hall, so he shouted over to eat and drink together. There is only one purpose, to show off their abilities.

The donkey asked in surprise: "Da Xiangzi, I remember that we don't have much friendship, what is the reason today, I remembered to invite me to dinner, do you want to buy roast chicken in the future, let me give you a cheaper kid?" ”

"And Boss Li Erli. That year, you contracted the cement factory in our Beizhuang, but we didn't know Mount Tai and offended your old man. However, you can also make the deputy director of environmental protection miserable, and he has not gotten up all his life, of course, then again, he is also to blame, and he wants to be a big official and wants to go crazy, which is the so-called higher you climb, the worse you fall. Tonight, Daxiao has money, and he wants to reward Boss Li, I don't know if Boss Li is willing to reward him? Da Xiangzi said in a smooth tone for a long time. I want to confuse Li Er.

Li Er is a man of temperament, and he never takes those trivial things to heart. With an open-minded temperament, he has long forgotten the little unhappiness of Da Xiangzi in his heart. He said nonchalantly: "What are you talking about, Chen Guzi in the past was rotten sesame, why do you mention it?" The water flows low, people go to high places, and they always care about those trivial things, is that still a man? I've become a ghost. Isn't it just drinking? Who is afraid of whom, I see that you two want good wine, and I can't make you two look flat. He beckoned Xiaohong: "Go to the bar and get me a bottle of good wine, it's the same as their wine, and the Pijia roast chicken brought by the donkey last time is still in the kitchen, take one together, count it on my account, don't call the two big people from Beizhuang." Flattened the people of the East Kidnappers! Wine and meat are not separated. ”

Xiao Peach didn't want Li Er to mix, so she gave him a few looks, I don't know if Li Er didn't see it, or deliberately pretended not to see it, anyway, he just ignored Xiao Taohong. Xiaohong went over and stepped on his foot to remind him, but it didn't help.

The donkey is a foodie. I can't wait for a drink that doesn't cost anything. He munched on his own roast chicken and said to himself: "It's still my Pi's roast chicken that is delicious!" Delicious! ”

While drinking, Da Xiangzi asked Li Er: "Boss Li, do you know what big things we did today?" ”

"Ah, you two can still do big things?" Li Er didn't believe it: "It's just the stinky level of the two of you." It's already good to be able to mix a bowl of rice to eat. If you two can do great things, then the dog will not be hungry. I don't need to run with four hooves in a car. Li Er looked at Da Xiangzi with a smile, looked at it intently for a moment, smiled slightly, shook his head, and dried the wine in front of him.

Da Xiangzi said with some anger: "Boss Li, don't you look down on me Da Xiangzi?" Do you think that if you don't give us anything about Wang Er Mazi stealing the wreath, we won't be able to do anything? Let me tell you the truth. We still don't believe in you, we're really going to do it! Take a look. Da Xiangzi pointed to the dishes on the table and said proudly, "Have you seen it?" The money for this meal tonight is the compensation for Wang Er Mazi. You think he wrote a letter of resignation to his mother. Can you send us away? You couldn't be more wrong. Can't guess, right? The two of us went to Widow Chen's orchard, found Sun Buer, negotiated with him for a long time, and he promised to give us an explanation. You want to. The wreath was stolen by Wang Er Mazi, this is a sure fact, do you want to rely on it? You can't get rid of it. ”

Da Xiangzi dragged a long note. Speaking of this, he suddenly stopped talking and began to drink and eat. Sold off.

As soon as Li Er heard an eyebrow, Da Xiangzi closed his mouth. He asked a little unwillingly: "Daxiao, tell me, how did you two get the money later?" ”

Da Xiao ate a few bites of food and drank a few sips of wine. It may be that Jue is almost stuffed in his stomach, so he continued Da Xiangzi's words: "Sun Buer's dog is crumb, we asked him for 10,000 yuan, he is too much, we adults have a lot, so we took the initiative to reduce it to 8,000 yuan." He still doesn't follow, this kid is really an egg laid by the turtle king! Damn it, just give us eight hundred dollars. You think, we're two people too, and we've been delayed for two days. According to the price of the labor market, one hundred and fifty yuan a day for four workers is not too much, and if there are four workers, the salary alone is 600 yuan, and the remaining 200 yuan is counted as mental damage. You didn't watch it on TV, did you? The general mental loss fee, which is not ten thousand or eight thousand? Who has Sun Fuji so slammed the door. It's only two hundred dollars. Almost blew up Lao Tzu's lungs. How much do you say you can give? ”

Li Er stretched out his fingers, gestured a zero, shook it in front of Da Xiao, and did not speak.

Da Xiao was obviously very dissatisfied. He continued: "Fortunately, Widow Chen came. She 、、、、、、 "Da Xiao looked at Li Er and shifted the topic to Li Er: "Li Er, I heard that you have an extra leg with Widow Chen, isn't that so?" Answer honestly and explain the problem! ”

Li Eryang raised his hand and said, "You first explain the problems of the two of you, and then I'm not too late." How did you get the money later? I Li Er really didn't expect that Da Xiangzi and Da Xiao are still good at fraud! Read on. ”

Da Xiao remembered Widow Chen's well-proportioned figure and well-maintained skin, and praised her: "Widow Chen is really a beauty." The neck is white and tender, and he plucks out the water with his hand. There is also the bulging chest, which is very plump, if you lie on it, tsk, it is much more comfortable than lying on the ammonia bladder in the production team with the carriage! Li Er, you say, isn't that so? ”

Li Er smiled and said, "I don't know what it's like." ”

Da Xiangzi scratched his scalp and said with some puzzlement: "A few years ago, I saw Widow Chen, she is not as charming as she is now?" Can't people change? Looking at the appearance of her carp in the water, gently fluttering, as if she would take some model steps. Maybe I have money, and my body is well maintained, I guess I must have rubbed rouge and powder on my face every day, and the smell was purely perfume. It is said that on the old lady, it is good not to let go, where is the fragrance on the body? However, Widow Chen is beautiful, thanks to the fact that she can dress up, people are clothes, horses and saddles. I now know that if people have money, they will not only be able to speak, but also be able to do things, and their actions will be much more chic, it seems. It's good to still have money. Don't say anything else, just talk about money, Sun Buer doesn't give 800 yuan, people are generous, isn't it 800 yuan? Here you go! ”

Da Xiangzi learned the tone of Widow Chen and performed a while, and in the end, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Xiao Taohong ran to the abduction clinic and begged Liu Xueyin to call Li Er. said: "Li Er, your cousin is waiting for you in the clinic, hurry up, if you come late, your cousin will clean up your bastard, don't blame me for not reminding you, come on!" ”

Li Er laughed with Liu Xueyin on the phone: "Wife, do you miss me?" ”

Liu Xueyin scolded quietly: "It's not that I miss you, it's your own sister who misses you!" Come and die! ”

Li Er was a little embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry." Go first, there's something to do. There will be a period later. ”

Li Ergong bowed his hand, walked out of the seafood building, and went straight to the abduction clinic. Raised his legs and walked into the clinic, and saw Liu Xueyin standing in front of the table, just about to say dear, but he couldn't help but call Xiao Taohong, who was hiding behind the door, grabbed her ears suddenly. He asked viciously, "Which one is my dear?" Say! ”

Li Er looked at the smug Liu Xueyin, and then at the little peach who pulled his ears viciously, and he didn't know how to answer. But he was in a hurry. kissed Xiao Taohong fiercely on the face, and then asked, "Is this okay?" ”

"Who cares about your stinky mouth!" Although Xiao Taohong snorted so angrily, the expression on her face had already changed, and the weather forecast was cloudy and sunny. It seems that women are the easiest people to get angry in the world, and the best ones to coax are women! A few good words, even a few nonsense words, can make a woman who is already angry bloom. O woman, poor woman, woman who is easily satisfied!

Without further ado, the book gets back to business. Da Xiangzi and Da Xiao, plus a leather donkey. The three of them shouted five and six to guess the wine, until they ate the wine and food on the table, then they staggered to their feet and shouted to Xiaohong who was sitting at the bar: "Checkout, how much?" ”

Xiaohong handed the menu to Da Xiangzi, and said unhurriedly: "Four hundred and five." ”

"It's not expensive!" Da Xiangzi burped, turned around and waved his hand to Da Xiao, and shouted, "Take out the money and settle the bill!" Go home and sleep with your wife in your arms. Wrong! It's sleeping with his wife in his arms. ”

Da Xiao took out all the 800 yuan given to him by Widow Chen, put it on the bar, and let Xiaohong take it herself.

Xiaohong picked up a piece of money, habitually shook it, fluttering, twisted it in her hand, and the feeling was not right, so she put the money in her hand on the bar, wanting to pick five of the eight coins that felt good. But she twisted all the eight coins that Da Xiao put on the bar one by one, and it didn't feel right. Under the lamp at the bar, I carefully identified it, and felt that the money was not real, so I put all the money in front of Da Xiao and asked, "Do you have any other money in your hand?" ”

Da Xiao asked in a daze: "There is no other money, what happened to this money?" ”

Xiaohong muttered, "It's not easy to make this money. The seafood restaurant does not charge fake money. ”

"Okay, you little girl, you're confused, aren't you? Dare to say that Lao Tzu spends fake money! See if I don't hack you! Da Xiangzi shouted loudly, raising his hand to hit Xiaohong.

Xiaohong has been working in the seafood restaurant for a long time, who hasn't seen it? She sneered and said, "Is the seafood restaurant your wild place?" She turned back to the kitchen and shouted, "Master, someone doesn't pay the bill and wants to eat white food!" ”

Huge rushed out of the kitchen, the first to run to Xiaohong, first with his body to protect Xiaohong in the bar, and then looked back at Da Xiangzi, without saying anything, his fingers clenched and rattled, just at this moment, Da Xiangzi's wine woke up. He stammered, "We're here to eat, you can't be rough!" Check out. ”

The money on the bar counter was checked one by one, and said very majestically: "These are all fake money, don't want the seafood restaurant, take out the real money, check out and leave!" If you want to fool the seafood restaurant, blind your dog's eyes! ”

"We don't have real money on us!" Da Xiao said with a crying voice.

Xiaohong asked, "You mean you know that these are fake money?" ”

"Yes, I know." Da Xiao suddenly corrected: "No! I didn't know that these were fake money, but it was compensation given to me by Widow Chen in the orchard. It's a total of 800 dollars. ”

"Leave your two electric cars behind." With a huge command, Gou Youdao and Xiaohong, one by one, locked the electric cars of Da Xiangzi and Da Xiao outside the door of the seafood restaurant.

Da Xiangzi shouted categorically: "It's too bullying! Alarm! Without waiting for Xiaohong to react to Da Da, Da Xiangzi picked up the wired phone on the bar and dialed the number in the office. On the phone, Da Xiangzi briefly explained the origin of the fake money. He specifically mentioned that Widow Chen and Li Er were friends. The two of them are hooked up and connected, and they are a group of foxes who are not suspicious!

didn't do much, Li Er answered the call from his cousin Lao Yu and asked him to rush to the seafood restaurant for a meeting. It was a routine security check at night, and he was asked to cooperate well.

In the past, such things were often the case. Li Er didn't even think much about it, so he walked out of the clinic, and when he entered the seafood restaurant, he was still humming a little song in his mouth.

The police are very familiar with Li Er, and they know that Li Er is not a person who steals chickens and dogs, not to mention 800 yuan of fake money, even if it is 8,000 yuan, Li Er is not rare. However, the police gave Li Er a task, asking him to call Widow Chen and stabilize Widow Chen, so that the police could control Widow Chen and prevent her from absconding or destroying the evidence of the crime.

Li Er had no choice but to call Widow Chen: "You are waiting for me in the orchard, and I will go over to find you." ”

"Wow. The sun is coming out in the west, isn't it? You busy man, why are you free? Did your wife leave you behind? Anyway, if you think of me, you're a great good person. Coincidentally, I just took a shower and want to sleep, I'm waiting for you! Come on, don't make me wait too long! Widow Chen said happily on the phone.

Li Er said with a smile: "Wait for me after taking a shower, get dressed, be careful of catching a cold." ”

Widow Chen is such a smart person, she knows something from Li Er's somewhat unconcealable calm language. stopped talking about love, just urged Li Er to come over quickly, and said that some things were more cordial to his face. (To be continued.) )