Chapter 400

Li Er walked on the front foot, and the weasel god returned to Sanzhi's home on the back foot. And the noise is much more powerful than before. The wife who didn't care about the three used to just shout to eat a chicken or something, but it didn't matter if Li Er's treatment, it turned into a rolling meeting all over the ground, and she didn't eat the chicken, shouting that she had to eat Li Er's thief!

It turned out that he was going to repair the house, but he didn't care about it, and he couldn't go to class, so he stayed at home every day to serve his wife, as long as his wife was sick, he quickly lay down and kowtowed and prayed, begging the great immortal to spare his life. Whatever his wife wanted, he agreed, and if he didn't comply, he would die to show him. Whether it was the weasel god who was making trouble or his wife was making trouble, he couldn't tell himself, and he blindly obeyed it, and he didn't dare to disobey it at all.

Eryingzi scolded Li Er: "I said I wouldn't ask you to go, but you didn't listen, and pretended to be someone who understood, what was the result?" Smashed up, right? Should! ”

Widow Sun knew that she couldn't escape the blame, and she estimated that she would not be able to spare her when she went back, so she kept urging Li Er to find a way to remedy it as soon as possible.

Li Er sat on the bed in the small hotel, lowered his head, said nothing, and if he was in a hurry, he spread his hands, or shook his head. Seeing him like that, Widow Sun had no choice but to sit next to her and sigh, she regretted that she shouldn't have instigated San to find Li Er to treat his wife in the first place, and even more regretted that she shouldn't have followed the developer who came to invite Wang Bacao, she wanted to leave, how could she have no money in her hand, and she couldn't go.

Eryingzi pushed Li Er and said to him: "Li Er, just lowering your head is not a way, aren't you a veteran who claims to be skin-picking and cramping?" Isn't it said that there is no head in the world that you can't shave? Why, now that he has become a bear species, with his head down, just like the one that just appeared, can he stand up to the problem? Hurry up, I don't have much coiled in my hand. ”

Widow Sun said, "Eryingzi, please ask Secretary Yu, let's go back." ”

"No, I can't. I asked. My brother-in-law won't let us go back to the village. Having said that, the entanglement is not enough, so ask Li Er to find a way to solve it. ”

Li Er said: "Since the village won't let us go back and ask me to get money, I'll go." ”

Widow Sun said: "Li Er, you are familiar with your life here, who will you borrow money from?" ”

Li Er said with a big grin: "You follow me, just collect the money." He took Widow Sun and went all the way to the flower and bird market to pick a place where there were many people. Asked Widow Sun to sit down and wait, he himself made a few random gestures in a small open space, attracting a lot of people to watch the excitement, everyone chattered and asked each other, where is this person, do you know? Looking at him like that, is he mentally ill?

Li Er arched his hand to everyone and said loudly: "Down here is Li Er, a good man from Luzhou." I am proficient in astronomy and geography, and there is nothing I don't know about going up for 500 years and going down for 500 years. Bosses, ladies and sisters, just ask any questions. Ten dollars for a question, those who have money help a money field, and those who don't have money help a personal field. Please ask the question. ”

A fat man stepped forward and asked, "I'll ask a question and give you ten dollars, if you can't answer it, be careful that I flatten you." ”

Li Er took the money and nodded with a smile.

The fat man said, "I think I die slowly, what good way do you have to tell me to die faster." ”

"This is easy to do, you go home and eat pig's head meat, I will guarantee that you will not die slowly."

Before Li Er's words were finished, everyone burst into laughter, and the fat man looked at the fat on his body, a little embarrassed, lowered his head, laughed a few times self-deprecatingly, and quickly handed ten yuan to Li Secondhand, turned around and retreated to see what others asked.

A well-dressed gentleman asked a little embarrassedly, "My wife quarrels with me every day, what should I do?" ”

Li Er smiled slightly and said: "Ask for instructions in the morning, report in the evening, hand over all the salaries, and don't keep private money, your wife not only doesn't quarrel with you, but it's not enough to kiss you, take the money." ”

Before Li Er stretched out his hand, the gentleman handed over the ten yuan.

A beautiful young woman squeezed in and asked, "I'll pay twenty yuan, can you come up with an idea to make my husband a section chief as soon as possible?" ”

Li Er put his mouth next to the woman's ear and muttered a word, the woman quickly paid the money and left without looking back, looking at the expression, she was quite satisfied.

A man of good deeds asked, "Can the sky fall?" ”

Li Er replied: "You go out to find Miss, and your wife finds out, the sky of your house will definitely fall!" ”

The good deeds hurriedly paid the money and left. It turned out that this old man was just like this, and his wife was buying goldfish next to him, and he was afraid that his wife would hear about it, so he hurriedly left the place where it was wrong.

Widow Sun asked, "That beautiful girl just now, how did you reply to her?" ”

"I said, you go up, and your man goes up with him."

"Excuse me, what do you have to do yourself?"

"Sleep with my wife."

"Hahaha??????"

On the ground in Luzhou, there are probably two kinds of weasels, one is yellow-mouthed, commonly known as Xianjia by the common people, and the other is black-mouthed, called tree wolf, in fact, it should be the same species of two varieties. I don't know if they have a hierarchy, or if they are black-mouthed tree wolves, when they grow to a certain age, they will automatically become yellow-mouthed immortals.

It is said that the immortal family that Li Er drove away was the lowest level, and the Taoism was not very deep, after it escaped, it immediately went to report its leader, and the weasel king was not convinced, so he personally ran to Sanzhi's house, releasing a gas that can control the human brain, the doctor said that it was a chemical composition, something like ecstasy, and controlled the wife of the three no matter what, and told her to roll around in the yard, stretching her arms and legs, and babbling nonsense in her mouth, and outsiders couldn't hear what she was saying. Anyway, it's a mess of the crazy woman who tosses.

Li Er did not cure his wife's illness, but his condition became more serious, and he didn't dare to use Li Er no matter what.

Li Er relied on blowing the sky, fooled the three people's travel expenses, went hungry, took the bus, and went home. Old than dissatisfied, but there is no good way.

Eryingzi is a long-tongued woman, she shouted about Li Er's treatment of weasels disease for others outside, and the whole world shouted, calling the east crutches and the west crutches, as well as the old and young of the south crutches, and there was no one who didn't know that Li Er had smashed the weasel disease for others. And she added oil and vinegar to herself, and said that what she didn't have was there, and the old yellow weasel, who controlled the condition of the crazy woman, was amazing. Li Er in front of it, how incompetent, wait, wait. In short, Li Er was in front of the villagers, his prestige was swept away, and he was worthless, and there were people behind him, pointing at his backbone and scolding non-stop, mainly scolding him for being shameless, specifically against the weasel god, purely looking for death!

Zhang Fengxian listened to the gossip of the villagers, and felt very uncomfortable. I want to refute it, but I can't find a reason. Don't refute it, I feel aggrieved, so I took Xiao Taohong out of anger, and scolded Xiao Taohong didn't dare to face her, and even sent Wang Ba soup to Li Er, but it was replaced by Xiaohong to send it.

Li Er was also very depressed in his heart, unwilling to admit defeat, and had the heart to go back to treat the crazy woman, but he was afraid that he would not be able to fight the old weasel, and he would be calculated by it, and it would not end well. I was worried for a while, and I didn't know why.

Xiao Taohong watched Zhang Fengxian go to the market to buy vegetables, sneaked to Li Er's house, and gave him an idea: "Dear brother, won't you go to find Huahu?" Invite the flower fox to clean up the weasel god, it must be all right! ”

Will Li Er adopt Little Peach's Jianyì? (To be continued......)