Chapter 399
The wife of the three regardless, in the office of the three regardless, had enough trouble, so she sat opposite the desk of the three regardless and begged: "Three no matter, come home with me, you see so many women in the company, don't tire you out." ”
Sanzhi got up, pulled his wife outside the door, and without knowing what he said, he sent his wife away.
The hostess came in, leaned on the side of Sanzhi's ear, muttered a lot of words, Sanzhi listened while nodding her head, and glanced at Li Er from time to time. When the hostess came out of the office, San Yi immediately put on a smiling face and said to Li Er very politely: "Boss Li, I only know now that you are a capable person, and you can take the hand of the chicken without squeaking, it's not simple, as long as you take care of my wife's illness, let's talk about everything, isn't it just a house repair?" That's what the construction company is good at, besides, your house was built by us, and if there is a problem and it leaks, we should be responsible for repairing it. Look, when are we going to go to my house? ”
Li Er knew that Widow Sun had peeed bad urine and was laughing at himself, but his virtue of not admitting defeat still prompted him to be arrogant, and he agreed to see a doctor, and asked San in detail about his wife's condition, such as: when he was in good spirits, when he was sick, what symptoms he had when he was sick, what he shouted in his mouth, and so on. In this way, the question is clear.
Eryingzi was afraid that Li Er would mess things up, and if he didn't succeed in stealing chickens, he would lose rice. She pulled Li Er and didn't let her go, and said, "Li Er, we came out to find them to repair the house." We didn't come out to treat people, but if we took care of others, people would be grateful to us. If you don't see it well, people are angry and resolutely don't repair the house, how can you go back and explain to the village, you know, let's come out, but spend the village's money. Later, the money was spent, but the work was not done. What to do? Who is responsible? You must remember the lesson of the bulldozer in that year. ”
Widow Sun looked back and saw that Eryingzi didn't let Li Er go to the doctor, so she instigated Sanbu: "Manager, you urge them." ”
Sanzhi smiled and said, "Mr. Li, it's okay if you don't go now." In the evening I have a treat. You have eaten and drunk enough, so that you have the spirit to hunt down demons and evil spirits. ”
When Widow Sun heard that she wanted to have a treat, a hundred agreed. When she was full of food and drink at the banquet, she helped Sanzhi urge Li Er to go to the doctor. The angry Eryingzi took the slanted eyes and gouged her out. But she deliberately tilted her head not to look at Er Yingzi, but just urged Li Er to go on the road.
Li Er was drunk, his swaying body was a little unstable, his eyes were hazy, and he pointed to the woods in front of him with his fingers. said: "Go! Look where you're going! ”
Widow Sun motioned to San Er to hold Li Er's arm, and she herself held one arm. dragged and pulled, and got Li Er to the broken pickup truck of the development company, and the third didn't care about driving, and ran all the way to the third family.
Sanzhi's home is in the countryside, it is a big yard, the four doorways of the house are aligned, and the eight windows meet, and the mother-in-law of Sanzhi has the right to build the wedding room for his daughter. Although it has fallen into disrepair and is somewhat dilapidated, it is not difficult to see from the appearance that this courtyard was still neat and luxurious.
First, there was no money, second, I heard that a residential building was going to be built here, and third, he didn't repair the old mansion of his father-in-law's family.
As soon as Li Er got out of the car, and before he entered the house, the crazy woman who didn't care about the three suddenly ran out of the house, grabbed Li Er's front at once, reached out and grabbed Li Er's two thin legs, and shouted: "I want to eat a chicken!" ”
This voice was hoarse, and it roared out, startling several people! Eryingzi trembled and stretched out his hand to cover his chest, and asked, "What's wrong with this, why don't you pay for your life if you are scared to death?" ”
Although Li Er had taken precautions in advance, he was still so frightened that he trembled. He took advantage of the moment when the crazy woman who didn't care about him looked up, put a needle in his hand, and accurately pierced it on the middle point under the nose of the crazy woman, and saw the crazy woman sigh, sat on the ground and was honest, and didn't say anything about eating chicken, so he heard her shout: "Xianjia, spare me, in the future, I won't dare anymore." ”
Li Er instructed all the people present: "Hurry up and look around, see which one of the weasels is within ten steps, tie it up for me, don't let it run." ”
Sanzhi asked, "Weasel can bite." ”
Li Er said: "She is controlling your wife's brain, and she won't bite for the time being, because I have already pricked it with a needle, hurry up and find it." ”
San, regardless of being familiar with the family, he knew that there were some wheat pulps in the west side of his father-in-law's house, and he usually saw a little weasel haunting, but the people in the family, when they heard that the weasel would retaliate against people, opened one eye, closed one eye, pretended not to see, and no one dared to smash this hornet's nest. After a long time, the family didn't even dare to enter the door, for fear of running into the weasel god, disturbing the good things of the weasel god, and making it blame, but it was not a joke!
Sanzhi whispered to Li Er: "I know it's in the West House, and I don't dare to go in, for fear that its old man will kill me." ”
"It's not a party member, is it? Not to mention a small weasel, it is the donkey that Lu Dongbin rides, and Lao Tzu dares to take off its twenty donkey hairs! You come here, look at your wife, I'll do it, in the world, there is no head that I Li Er can't shave. ”
Li Er carried a rope, ran to the west house that San Zhi said, didn't make much effort to come out, tied a weasel with a rope in his hand, mentioned it in front of San Zhi, put it on the ground, and said with a smile: "See, this is what you said about the weasel god, as soon as it saw me, it trembled all over, lay on the ground, didn't dare to move, honestly told me to tie up, and caught it, no matter what, you say, what should I do?" Let me kick it to death? ”
Li Er raised his foot and made a gesture of kicking. This frightened the three people, as well as the three people of the widow Sun Eryingzi, and they stepped forward together to intercede with the weasel god.
Widow Sun said: "Second Master Li, you have a lot of adults, spare the immortal family this time, go back to Dongguizi, I will set up a table of seafood in the seafood restaurant, and thank you for your great kindness." ”
Li Erdao: "Didn't you try your best to encourage me to catch it?" How can you intercede for it? ”
Widow Sun hurriedly waved her hand and said, "My Second Master Li, don't say it's me, the immortal family that you were asked to catch, its old man knew afterwards that I instructed you, can it spare me?" We all came out of the east crutch, you are outside, you can't turn your elbow out, it will hurt me shallowly. ”
Eryingzi said: "Li Er, let's come out to do things for the village, as long as the thing can be done, we have to forgive people and spare people, and it is not appropriate to settle the dispute, forget it, if you see it, you will accept it, and those who know the times are Junjie." ”
Sanzhi was even more afraid, he repeatedly gave Li Er a scolding, and complained: "Master Li, let go, let go wow, offended the weasel god, as soon as you left, you ran away, our family can't run, in the future, if the old man settles the account, how can our family bear it?" ”
No matter what he was talking about, his body shook, his legs were messy, and he knelt in front of Li Er with a "plop".
Li Er lifted the weasel god tied to the rope and looked at it, put it on the ground, and said with a smile: "God has the virtue of a good life, I will spare it for everyone's sake." ”
"However, I will teach it a lesson, give it three chapters of the law, and not allow it to live in your house in the future, and even more so that it will not harm your wife again, if it does not do what I say, you will go to me, hum! At that point, even the king of heaven and Lao Tzu could not save his life. I have to deal with it! ”
Li Er untied the rope, kicked the weasel god lightly with his toes, and scolded: "Get out!" Lao Tzu doesn't want to see that king eight lambs again! ”
And God was lying on the ground, dead and motionless.
The frightened widow Sun leaned over and prayed: "Immortal family, Second Master Li let you go, run away." ”
Li Er said: "I went into the house and pulled out the needle that pierced it, and it only then did it move. With that, Li Er strode into the house, pulled out the needle that was tied to the crazy woman's acupoint, blew a breath, and put it in his pocket. Before he could come out, the weasel on the ground rolled on the ground, got up and ran. Sure enough, as Li Er said, it did not go back to its nest, but climbed onto the wall and escaped without a trace.
At the celebration banquet, Sanzhi asked Li Er: "Boss Li." How did you learn to catch demons? ”
Li Er said: "A good friend of mine is named Huahu, and he taught me these tips. The fox is a ferret is a natural enemy, and I am a good friend with the fox, and I used to play together every day, and I may have some fox breath on my body, so the weasel god is afraid of me. ”
San, regardless of not believing what Li Er said, he thinks that Li Er is a blind cat and a dead mouse, coincidentally, how can anyone in the world make friends with foxes? (To be continued......)