What did Li Er see? It's funny to say, he saw a big old mountain turtle lying on the small dining table! Li Er, with the help of the battery light, carefully checked this big guy, the earthy yellow shell, the dark pattern, and the color of the earth mountain basically matched, put it on the ground, you go out five or six steps, if you don't look carefully, you can't tell which is the clod of soil and which is it. "Good fellow, how many years have you grown to grow so big, not a thousand years, I'm afraid there are eight hundred years, right?"

Li Er now understands why his hands can't reach the wine glass when he drinks by himself, it turns out that the old turtle is moving, but it moves very slowly, plus Li Er's ideas are all on the wine, he didn't think that it is a living thing, if he had known that there was an old turtle, he could still use the battery lamp and carry the red tassel gun to find the so-called master in front of and behind the hut?

Li Er thought to himself: The old turtle has lived for hundreds of years, which is much longer than the life span of a human, what does it eat, and can it have such a big lifespan? It is said that wine can relax the muscles and invigorate the blood, and make people live longer, is it that the old turtle also drinks alcohol? No, I haven't heard that a turtle can drink alcohol, and even if it can, no one can give it every day. Li Ersi thought about it, but he couldn't figure it out, people can take injections and medicines, take supplements and health products, and the turtle can't eat anything. If the turtle had the same medical treatment as a human, wouldn't it have lived for 10,000 years? My good man, 10,000 years, if I can live so long, how much wine will have to be wasted, I'm afraid it will take a 10,000-ton ship to load wine!

What the old turtle eats, Li Er didn't know, so he put the meat, vegetables, water, and three things in the bowl, and carried the old turtle to the middle of the three bowls to see what the old man was interested in?

Little Peach came to deliver food to Li Er and saw the old turtle. Feeling curious, he rode on it, shouted for it to carry, and crawled and played in front of Li Er's hut. Li Er fed the old turtle and it didn't eat, but for some reason, the little peach fed it, and it ate, and the little peach jumped up happily.

I don't know where I found out that Li Er has an old turtle, so he specially ran from the east to see if the old turtle really exists. Or is it fake. When he saw Li Er, he asked with a smile: "Li Er, I heard that you are looking for your father,"

"That's your dad! You are the king, it is a turtle, don't people often say, the turtle king eight is a gang? Where did you get the news and rush to your father? Still used to find? If you miss your father, I'll send you back. Li Erlai sneered. Said a huge speechless, smiling and not knowing why.

Huge squatted down, teased the old turtle for a while, looked up and asked Li Er: "You said it's my father." That's good, wow, I'm going to take my dad back to the pot. You can't stop it, because it's our family affair and you don't have the right to interfere. ”

Li Eryi heard that he wanted to kill the old turtle. hurriedly came over and said, "Uncle He, what are you panicking about?" The old turtle has lived on this earth mountain for nearly a thousand years, and it is a rarity. If you eat it, you will be punished, and five thunderbolts will blow on the top of your head, and pus will flow from the soles of your feet! is like the old man in Beizhuang, who hurts the principles of heaven, and can't die or live. ”

When I was a child, I also saw the miserable condition of the old man with pus all over his body, and after listening to Li Ercai's words, he quickly let go of the hand holding the old turtle, stood up, and said to Li Er with a bitter face: "Li Er, who are you scarring?" I'm huge and don't hurt the sky, and the second is not harmful, what am I afraid of, in the future, you Wang Ba Lamb don't take the old man to curse me, the next step, if I have a small illness or disaster, it must be your curse, and you still want to drink the Wang Ba soup in the seafood restaurant? Drink my urine and go to you, the donkey asked me to bring you a letter, he misses you, he asks you to take time to go back, he wants to invite you to dinner. ”

"The leather donkey is a notoriously iron rooster, and he invited me to dinner? I'm afraid he wants me to help him get the treasure bowl, right? ”

Huge originally planned to come to get the old turtle caught by Li Er, and wanted to get it back and sell it at a good price, but he didn't want Li Er not only not to give him the old turtle, but also cursed him with the old man.

Li Er was still behind him, and gave him a ride: "Be careful, it's the electric car that had an accident last time!" The tricycle is not easy to ride, it is not good to see things, so quickly jump out of the car, get injured and go to the hospital quickly. I know the emergency number, do you want to sue you now? ”

"Keep it for yourself, I don't need it." The huge head left without looking back.

Li Er sent away the huge one, thinking about the treasure bowl of the leather donkey, speculating whether Pi Qiang could return the treasure bowl to his father, and the probability of returning it was a few percent.

Li Er pondered these messy things in his heart, put the wine and a roast chicken sent by his wife Zhang Fengxian in the afternoon, put them on the small dining table in front of the hut, took out the plastic bucket containing the loose wine, poured a big bowl full of it, and was just about to drink, when he suddenly heard the "meow" sound of the kitten from the back of the house, he was curious, put the wine bowl he had just picked up and put it on the dining table again, followed the sound of the kitten barking, and looked through the grass at the back of the hut, and found no trace of the kitten. When he returned to the front of the house full of suspicion, the chicken he had just placed on the dining table was gone, and even the wine in the bowl was nowhere to be found. Li Er felt very strange and wondered in his heart: After drinking the wine, maybe he forgot about it, but a chicken can't swallow it anyway! Could it be that the gluttonous cat just now was taken away? No, Li Er is sure that no matter how smart the cat is, it won't make the tiger move away from the mountain! He tapped his head and suddenly understood that someone must be playing tricks! When Li Er thought of this, the nameless fire in his heart suddenly burst into his head. He picked up the plastic bucket of wine, came mouth-to-mouth, "coo-to-goo" and drank ten percent drunk, and with the strength of the wine, he scolded towards the dirt mountain, what is ugly and scolded, and has been scolding the thief who stole chickens to eat and drink wine, seventy-seven and forty-nine generations of ancestors, all of them have been scolded, scolded to the end, and even scolded the children and grandchildren, and there is no good death, etc., etc. It's just a scolding.

Li Er scolded and scolded, fell asleep in a daze, and in his dream, he heard a strange voice, and said viciously: "Didn't you just eat a chicken of yours?" And after drinking a bowl of wine from you, why did you scold the forty-nine generations of ancestors of my family? It's so deceitful! Give you back three chickens! It's time to do it, right? What is it! Speaking of the real place, this dirt mountain, for thousands of years, but my family's territory, you take the chicken tomorrow, immediately give me a fuck, it's too late, don't blame me for being unkind to you! ”

Li Er tried his best to open his eyes a slit, and the shadow saw a small figure, shook it in front of him, and then disappeared. He didn't care, and slept his peace with a big grin.

The next day, the sun was three poles high, and he was still sleeping. It wasn't until a girl stood in front of his bed and scolded him loudly that he slowly raised his head, squirting wine in his mouth, and asked slowly: "Who are you, scolding the street early in the morning and not letting people sleep, what's the reason?" Did I mess with you? ”

"Look at what you've done!" The woman picked up all the three chickens placed in front of Li Er's bed, dangled them in front of Li Er, and then scolded: "You shameless thing! I stole the breeding chickens from my chicken farm, and I still have a hard mouth, and I don't admit it, these are the three breeding chickens I imported from abroad! The only three chickens! ”

As she spoke, the woman cried and scolded to the point of sadness, and actually picked up the three dead chickens and pressed them all into Li Er's bed, and her mouth was still crying and scolding: "Bold chicken thief, I will tell you to eat!" ”

"The people who kidnap in the east are all thieves???????" Before Li Er could get up, the woman left with a shout. (To be continued......)