Li Er was scolded early in the morning, he was annoyed, but he was helpless, he didn't even know how the chicken ran into his house, let alone steal the chicken, he didn't do it at all, what did he say? But no matter how he explains, the hateful old lady just doesn't listen, and insists that this chicken was stolen by Li Er, and people are reasonable, you can't pull out your cheeks with a hard mouth, and the dead chicken is in front of the bed in your house, if you want to rely on it, you can't rely on it!

Although Li Er felt wronged, but in fact, he had no choice but to swallow his anger, and scolded the old lady in vain, the girl may be tired of scolding, maybe the anger in the stomach is almost out, so he scolded all the way and left Li Er's hut. As soon as she left, the anger in Li Er's stomach came up. He walked towards the back of the old lady and vented his dissatisfaction: "Your pestilence chicken was not stolen by Lao Tzu, what do you rely on me to do?" Early in the morning, remorse! ”

Li Er scolded, and began to wash his face with his back to the door, his mouth still kept screaming for himself, not wanting the old lady to go and come back, and when he came back, he stood behind Li Er and listened to him scold himself. didn't squeak, in order to hear what vicious things Li Er scolded her. This woman is a ghost.

Li Er vaguely felt that there was someone behind him, turned his head suddenly, and suddenly saw the old lady standing behind him, and suddenly trembled with fright, didn't care about wiping his face, and asked: "You girl, you don't move at all when you walk, you belong to a cat?" What are you hiding behind my back and trying to scare me to death? scolded me all morning, no matter how angry you are, it should be almost gone, right? Truth be told, I didn't steal that chicken from you! ”

The old lady said: "Although I am a girl, but my scolding is a fair scolding, you stole my chicken, can you scold you a few words?" Where is a little thief like you, not only stealing other people's chickens in the dark, but even scolding people, it is also a sneaky scolding! She looked at Li Er for a while. added: "I've heard outsiders say that you're not the one who did three bad things, how did you make an exception today?" What about the bad things that dogs don't do? Aren't you afraid of ruining your good reputation? ”

Li Er put the towel on the back of the chair, grinned, and said with a bitter face: "This eldest sister, I really didn't steal your chicken, and you don't want to think about it, the chicken thief stole other people's chickens, and I'm afraid that I can't hide it tightly, how dare I put it in front of my bed?" Are you afraid that outsiders will not know that you have become a thief? It doesn't make sense. I, Li Er, have my own principles as a man. I'm not a decent man, but I'm not bad enough to steal other people's chickens, am I? You may not know, if I want to eat chicken, as long as I make a phone call, my family will send it, besides, I have little pot and no stove here, and I can't eat raw chicken? ”

The old lady took a closer look at the furnishings in the room. There were no stoves in the house, only a bed, a few dishes and chopsticks, and a plastic bucket with loose wine. She frowned and said, "No matter how much you deny it." My three chickens are placed in front of your bed, facts speak louder than words, I advise you to admit it honestly, and save my old man from worrying. Profound. You don't have a stove here, won't you let the family take the chicken back and cook it, and then send it back for you to eat? ”

Li Erdao: "Dry can't be wiped on people." I just didn't steal, what can you do with me? If you have the ability, you can call the police and call the police station to arrest me. ”

Li Er is also careless, he estimates that an old lady, what ability can he govern himself? In order to show strength, he put his hands behind his back, closed his eyes, and took out a posture that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, wanting to make the old lady angry. Where did he think that his appearance completely angered the old lady, she bent her waist, exerted her strength, and hit Li Er's stomach headfirst!

Li Er never dreamed that the old lady would come to this hand, because he was not defenseless in his thoughts, he was hit with a muffled snort, his body "oh" took a few steps back, squatted on his ass, and sat on the ground all of a sudden, and only after suffering a big loss, he knew that this old lady was powerful.

The old lady looked at Li Er, who had a sallow face, and sneered: "Do you know how powerful the old lady is?" In a word, obediently pay for the old lady's chicken! Otherwise, I want you to look good. After saying this, she walked out of the room without looking back, and walked away.

Xiao Taohong came to deliver food to Li Er, and felt that Li Er's face was wrong and ugly, so she asked worriedly, "Brother Dear, what's wrong with you?" I think you seem to be sick, do you catch a cold at night? ”

Li Er whispered: "It's not that I caught a cold at night, but I called someone to slander me, early in the morning, I called the old lady under the mountain, and scolded her twice for no reason." ”

Xiao Taohong carried the lunch box, followed behind Li Er, entered the door and found the three dead chickens in front of the bed, and asked in surprise, "Whose chicken?" ”

"It's for them that I've been scolded, sister, to be honest, your brother and I have never been wronged like this for most of my life, I used to be the whole family, but now I was suddenly rectified by others, and I know what it feels like to be rectified, and it's not comfortable."

Xiao Taohong looked at the three chickens, stuck out her tongue and said: "Kiss brother, these are not three ordinary chickens, they are the kind of foreign guinea fowl introduced on TV, this kind of chicken, I haven't heard that we have feed here, how are you going to compensate others?" Hi, I ask you, how did you get your hands on such a precious foreign chicken? ”

"Nonsense!" Li Erzheng said: "We've been okay all these years, when did you see me stealing other people's chickens?" In this world, you know me best, to be honest, you know me three points deeper than my wife, and the one who should not wronged me is you. ”

"I know my place in your heart. Are you saying someone framed you? ”

"Is there any other explanation than framing?" Li Er looked at Xiao Taohong's half-believing look, so he pulled her to the edge of the bed and sat down, and told her how she drank and dreamed last night, and how the old lady came to scold the street after dawn.

Little Taohong Qi said: "Kiss my brother, I guess, it was the dwarf who made trouble, he stole your chicken, secretly drank your wine, and felt that he couldn't stand you, plus you scolded his ancestors viciously, he held a grudge, so he went to the bottom of the mountain and stole the peasant woman's chicken to return you, maybe he put the dead chicken in front of your bed, and then went to sue the peasant woman, asking her to scold you." You are in the east crutch, you are all rectifying others, and now you are calling others to rectify, don't you feel uncomfortable? I comfort and comfort you! ”

Xiao Taohong said and fell into Li Er's arms. Gently rubbed his chest for him and persuaded him not to get angry.

Li Er sighed deeply, shook his head gently, and said slowly: "You go to find the old lady, discuss it with her, see what way to think of it, give this matter, give her some money, I'm afraid that she will scold me again, I will tell her to scold me alive." ”

"Kiss my brother, what are you afraid of her? If she comes, what about my sister, she dares to be rude to you, I jump out and scold her, let's see who scolded whom? I don't believe it, with my little pink, I can't even deal with an old lady. If I really can't do it, I will run back and call my eldest sister too, so it's strange if I can't kill her. ”

"It's not a fight, what do you tell her to do? Do as I tell you to. ”

Xiao Taohong gave the food to Li Er and put it on the small dining table, handed the chopsticks to him, hesitated, and went down the mountain. didn't wait for Li Er to finish eating, she came back panting, her nose was not a nose, and her face was not a face and said: "Okay, she is a hollow old man, don't give her money, you have to have her chicken, do you say that you are angry?" In my opinion, if you don't have a chicken, you have to order me to give it to her, damn it, I don't know what to do! Dear brother, you wait here, I'll go home, call the eldest sister, go and raid her home, see if she's still crazy! ”

Li Er frowned, and before he could say anything, Xiao Taohong had already run down the mountain in a hurry. Li Er hurriedly took out his mobile phone and wanted to call his wife Zhang Fengxian, telling her not to listen to the wind and rain, and not to listen to Xiao Taohong's shouting. It's not a coincidence, Li Er's mobile phone is out of battery, and he just dialed in and didn't call, so the line was disconnected, Li Er hurriedly dialed it again, automatically turned off, dumbfounded, couldn't turn on the phone, Li Er had a great ability, and there was no way. I could only watch the mountain in a daze, silently looking forward to it in my heart, Zhang Fengxian knew the general situation, took care of the overall situation, and didn't follow Xiao Taohong to coax blindly, that would be the best.

Zhang Fengxian has been a martial arts coach outside in recent years, and she has seen a lot of the world, and she is much more experienced than Xiao Taohong, she listened to Xiao Taohong's report, and did not fight with her behind her stomach, but grabbed Xiao Taohong, pressed her on the chair, and said: "Sister, in my opinion, it's just a matter of paying that old sister-in-law three chickens, for a few chickens, it's really not worth using knives and guns, and it's a joke to say it." Isn't she just three foreign chickens, you can call Dapeng and ask them to get a few from abroad to pay off the debt? ”

Xiao Taohong thought about it, too, we have people in foreign countries, and all the family lives in foreign countries, how many foreign chickens can be eaten, and it's not Zhang Fei eating bean sprouts, a piece of cake? It's not easy to repay the debt!

Zhang Fengxian said to Xiao Taohong: "You call her directly and tell her to be responsible for handling this matter." ”

"She? Who is she? ”

"Knowingly asking, is it begging for a beating?"

Zhang Fengxian raised her hand to hit Xiao Taohong, but the frightened Xiao Taohong hurriedly raised her hand to surrender, and said again and again: "Isn't it okay for me to call?" I'm going to fight! ”

"That's pretty much it."

?????? (To be continued......)