Lao Li wanted his daughter-in-law to become a heart disease, so he soaked in Lao Yu's house for three days, pestering Lao Yu to reintroduce him to Nanjiaozi's grandson and widow. Lao Yu couldn't get rid of being entangled, so he had to bite the bullet and lead him directly to Nanjiaozi. As soon as he entered Widow Sun's house, he was beaten down by Widow Sun: "I said Lao Litou, I miss my mother and want to go crazy, isn't it?" You can't do your own business, and you still have the face to come out to find your daughter-in-law? Really! I don't know how much a pound is a pound of shame? ”

Lao Yu accosted him and said: "This time he said it, he is in charge, and whoever says it doesn't count." Put your own artillery yourself. In the end, Lao Yu added a sentence that was not salty: "Pull it on the kang and clean it yourself." "Listen, everyone, such a matchmaker came out to talk about matchmaking, it's strange that this family affair can become a talent. It's reasonable not to be talented!

Lao Li Tou put a thousand yuan on the coffee table and said, "This is the compensation for the clothes last time." ”

Lao Yu was not polite, picked it up and stuffed it into Widow Sun's hand. Lao Yu expected that this time he would bring Lao Li Tou to the door rashly, and the ending would be unimaginable. He planned to come up with a plan to get rid of the golden cicada's shell, and borrowed it to go to the toilet outside the hospital.

Widow Sun had expected that Lao Yu would slip away, so when he claimed to go out to the toilet before leaving the house, she gave him a pre-imitation injection: "I said Lao Yu Wow, you are a gentleman, if you escape from the urethra, it is not a manly husband." Even if you bring Lao Li to my house, he wants to do something in my house and investigate the responsibility, you can't get out of it. ”

Lao Yu smiled bitterly: "Look at what kind of person do you think of me Lao Yu?" It's good that I'm also a figure with a head and a face in Dongjiaozi, and I have something to go, so I need to ask you for a leave, don't I? You and Lao Li Tou first talk about it, and implement the situation and situation of both parties. It's normal to have questions, and if you have a question, you can bring it to the table early, so as to save the confusion of being clear and muddy in the future. Lao Li Tou is just this cannon date, you should be interrogated, don't be polite. (Cannon, the old weighing unit.) Sixteen taels is equal to one catty, this old name of thirty catties is called a cannon, about thirty-three catties now, in the past, people verbally said that half a catty and eight taels, one catty is equal to sixteen taels, which is what is said to be this old name - author's note)

Lao Yu looked around in Widow Sun's small courtyard for a while, and felt that his head was not big, so he sat in the courtyard Mazha and watched a few chickens peck, and his purpose of hiding from the house could not be more obvious: The good talk between the two of you is my credit. The big media made the first contribution. If you can't talk about it, you will smash the pot, but you can't get married. Lao Li Tou talked to himself in the house, and the promises he made, as well as the introduction of the situation, were untrue or too bragged, and he couldn't fulfill them in the future, all of which were your own troubles. For example, making a wish, what is said here by Widow Sun is better than what is sung, and it can't be ugly when you go back. Haikou is your personal boast, go back and break your promise, take your own responsibility, no matter whether this family business is successful or scattered in the future. The old man is not responsible. There is also Widow Sun's side, Lao Li Tou was brought by me, but in the inspection process, I didn't participate. Whether it's good or bad, you make your own decision, even if the future is not satisfactory, it is because you are not strict in your investigation. No one else's fault.

Lao Yu was complacent about his cleverness, and Widow Sun came out of the house, pulled Lao Yu to a secluded place, and asked: "Lao Yu, do you want to kill me, coax me to jump into the fire pit!" “

Lao Yu hurriedly asked: "What did he say?" “

"Let's go and listen to yourselves." Widow Sun unceremoniously grabbed Lao Yu's sleeve, pulled him into the house, pressed him on the horse, and said, "Old Litou, tell me all the rules and regulations set by you and your nephew, and repeat them again in 1510!" ”

Lao Li Tou said: "It's not a big deal. The first thing is to give him the money for the building, pay the money and the building first, and then get married. ”

"You listen, you listen! What is this? ”

Lao Yu was anxious and asked Lao Li: "You handed over the money and the building to your nephew, how do you live?" ”

"I go to his house every month to get it, my building and money, he just keeps it for me temporarily, and he will return it to me in the future."

Lao Li Tou's voice gradually became lower, and he pulled his head and stopped talking.

Widow Sun secretly gritted her teeth and glared, pointed to the door, and motioned for Lao Yu to take this old nerd and leave quickly!

Lao Yu was so angry in his heart, he thought that Lao Li Tou had done that with his nephew, but he never expected his grandfather to make such a stinky agreement. Giving over the money and the house to get married, what is this trick? It's just some! He was afraid that Lao Li Toulai would not leave here, so he patted his head: "Look at my memory, damn it, really damn it." There's something big to do in the afternoon. He coaxed Lao Li Tou and said, "The girl that Li Er asked Lao Cuihua to introduce to you is scheduled to meet in Li Er's office." Look at my memory, how can I forget this great event? ”

When Lao Li heard that there was still a girl waiting to meet, he was immediately refreshed, his eyes were full of hope, and he asked, "Who is that woman?" Is it still the young girl from last time? ”

Old Yu shook his head. Widow Sun urged: "Don't play dumb riddles and sell Guanzi, hurry up and tell him who it is, so that he can leave with confidence." I'm going to go to the market to buy groceries. ”

"Do you want to keep me here to eat? Just buy a few less dishes and don't have to break the bank. Lao Li Tou said.

When Widow Sun heard this, her angry nose was tilted to the side, and she pointed to the door with her finger, signaling Lao Yu to take this old fool and go quickly.

Lao Yu saw that Widow Sun was very anxious, and deliberately said, "What are you panicking about? It's not even twelve o'clock, so let's have fun. ”

Widow Sun couldn't get back to her neck, so she had to hold back her anger and say, "That?? That?? Then I'll go grocery shopping. I'll be back in a moment. ”

Lao Yu said: "Sister of the Sun family, you go to the farmers' market to give Li Er a letter, saying that you don't panic on a blind date." It's good to drag it out and annoy the opponent's spirit, and the conditions for saving it are too high. ”

Lao Li Tou asked: "Who is the female family?" ”

Lao Yu said nonsense: "It's Lao Cuihua and his aunt." ”

"Isn't that right? The sister of the Lao family has lived with me for two years, and she has no sister. ”

"Cousin, do you understand? It's just that two girls and her mother. ”

Widow Sun went out to the farmers' market to buy vegetables, turned around, weighed a few kinds of vegetables indiscriminately, quickly carried the cabbage and turned home, pushed the door into the house to see, Lao Li Tou was lying on her bed, was rubbing her nose, because the snot was too thick and sticky, three and two throws, how could not be thrown on the ground, and finally he simply wiped the smelly snot on her bed legs! Dirty widow Sun just wants to vomit. She covered her mouth and asked, "What about Lao Yu?" ”

"He told me to lie down on your bed and rest, and he went looking for you."

"Huh? By the way, Lao Yu told me to sue you and tell you to go on a blind date now. The woman was in Li Er's office, waiting from the morning to the present, she was in a hurry, impatient, and shouted that she wanted to go to Xiangnahong County Magistrate. Lao Yu is stopping her over there, you go quickly. I went late, and asked others to take the lead, and the daughter-in-law was taken home by others, what a pity. You go get that young girl first! Widow Sun helped Lao Li Tou put on his shoes, handed him the crutches, helped him out of the courtyard gate, and urged him to go quickly.

Lao Li Tou didn't forget to turn around and tell a few words: "If that head doesn't work, I'll come back." ”

"you!" Widow Sun scolded, closed the door with a "Hulong", and scolded in the courtyard: "Die old Yu, let your stupid father bring me to my house, but I'm angry to death!" Seize the opportunity tomorrow, I have to scold you for spurting blood, I will make you bad! ”

Lao Li Tou hurried to the farmers' market, and saw Lao Yu standing in the center of the street from a distance, he rushed over and asked, "Lao Yu, it's not too late for me to come." ”

Lao Yu pointed to Li Er's office and said, "I just left." That girl waited from morning to noon, why did you come? Did you fall asleep in Widow Sun's bed? ”

Lao Li Tou muttered, "I'll just sleep on her bed for a while, I don't want to delay the big thing." Won't the girls come back in the afternoon? ”

Lao Yu said angrily: "Are you the only man in the world?" Finished! The man next to him led him home. "Then I don't have a daughter-in-law yet?"

"I have to find Huang Dakuo for this matter, the villagers can't get a wife, he should be fully responsible. Who called him the village chief? Go home, wait for me to discuss it with Da Da, and see what he has to offer. In the past two days, you have been at home, and you can't go anywhere, just wait for my notice, be on call, and you must not make chickens and eggs like today. ”

Lao Li nodded in agreement, and went home with some reluctance.

After half a month, firecrackers rang out on the streets, and gongs and drums were noisy. Lao Li Tou asked passers-by, what happened on the street? They told him that it was the county magistrate Hong who got married. He asked, whose woman are you looking for?

"Widows of the children of the South." When Lao Li heard this, he stomped his feet anxiously: "No, no." That widow Sun was the first to go to Xiangxiang, and she is my daughter-in-law, she can't marry the county magistrate of Gong. ”

Passers-by didn't understand Lao Li Tou's nonsense, looked him up and down a few times, and said in their hearts: "This old man is sick?" There are houses and furniture, and there are also houses and wheat, and the first time I heard that my daughter-in-law still has a number. What an old daughter-in-law fan. ”

I don't know who is talkative, saying that the daughter-in-law of the county magistrate Hong is the matchmaker of Lao Yubao, hearing the news, Lao Li Tou immediately became angry, he gritted his teeth, knocked the ground with a crutch, and said fiercely: "Lao Yu, Lao Yu, you eat things inside and outside!" Lao Tzu bought your medicine for tens of thousands of yuan, but you gave my widow Sun to someone else, Lao Tzu has to settle accounts with you! (To be continued......)