Chapter 967: Monsters! (Ask for a subscription!) ）

After hanging up the phone, Xu Yinglong found Su Wei's number and dialed it, but the phone kept ringing but no one answered.

Xu Yinglong didn't care, and immediately dialed it again, this time it was still the same. Xu Yinglong knew that Su Wei must be busy, or the phone was not around, and no one would answer if he called again, so he immediately stopped calling, and when he came back and saw the missed call, he would definitely come back to himself.

But less than fifteen minutes after Xu Yinglong hung up the phone, he heard the landline phone at home ringing, and when he picked it up, it turned out to be a call from the guard at the door, saying that there was a person surnamed Su who claimed to be his friend and was going to come in, so they called to verify.

A friend surnamed Su, Xu Yinglong thought about it, and there was only Su Wei by his side, so he immediately asked the guards to let him in.

Sure enough, after a while, Su Wei walked in with several plastic lunch boxes.

Xu Yinglong glanced at him and said with a smile, "Why are you here?" ”

Su Wei smiled and said, "I was running errands nearby when you called, and I think you must be at home, so I didn't answer the phone and rushed over directly!" ”

"I see, I thought you were busy?"

"Of course I'm busy, don't you see me holding so much food in my hands, it's because I haven't eaten since noon, and I'm dying of hunger!" Su Wei Dao.

Xu Yinglong smiled and said, "It just so happens that I haven't eaten either, and you won't be able to finish eating after bringing so much, so I'll help you solve it!" ”

"Shameless, you said that the emperor is not bad for Russian soldiers. Not only did I not pay overtime for working under you, but I also robbed me of my dinner. You're so cruel! Su Wei feigned annoyance and said.

"What shameless, not shameless, you said you brought so many things here. Did you finish eating alone? If you can't eat it all, isn't it a waste, you must know that waste is shameful! Xu Yinglong said.

"Who said I can't finish eating, you don't know my current combat effectiveness, it's just a big stomach for all kinds of foodies!"

Saying that, Su Wei sighed deeply, then stared at Xu Yinglong and said: "Speaking of this, I still want to ask you, what kind of medicine did you give me, since I took the kind of pill you gave, I have gone further and further on the road to food." You don't know, last time a large group of people finished working overtime, I took everyone to dinner. I went to a cafeteria, do you know how much I ate alone? ”

"How much?" Xu Yinglong was also very curious about how much Su Wei could eat with such a hemp stick.

"32 grilled chicken thighs, 27 grilled chicken wings, 7 pizzas, two plates of grilled sausages, two plates of grilled lamb, more than 20 fried veal steaks, and a dozen cups of coffee and cola, grandma's. You don't know that the way people looked at me at that time was like a monster, so I don't eat with the people in the company now, I'm afraid of scaring them. Su Wei said speechlessly.

Xu Yinglong also looked at Su Wei with a look of surprise. I really didn't expect this guy's small body like a hemp pole to be so edible, and suddenly Xu Yinglong found that a faint spiritual power poured out of Su Wei's body when he spoke, and immediately said, "You sit down first and don't move." I'll check it out for you! ”

After speaking, Xu Yinglong grabbed Su Wei's arm, and the spiritual power penetrated into his body and examined it.

Soon Xu Yinglong finished the inspection. Then Xu Yinglong looked at Su Wei like a monster, and the guy who saw it was furious in his heart!

"You're talking. What are you doing watching me? Su Wei said depressedly.

"I said that you guy is really a monster, a few strong body pills can actually make you open more than a dozen air pockets, this qualification is simply against the sky!" Xu Yinglong said.

"What air pockets, what qualifications, what the hell are you talking about!" Su Wei Dao.

"I'm talking about whether your kid was the illegitimate son of that Bodhisattva in his last life, and this luck is really that you can pull out gold when you go to the toilet. Let me ask you, are you energetic every day during this time, even if you work overtime for three or five days in a row, you won't feel tired! And it's infinitely powerful, and it's much faster than before, and the whole body is like a Ford 650 engine! Xu Yinglong said.

"Yes, yes, you don't know, I used to be tired like a dead dog every day, and I wanted to sleep as soon as I got home, which made my family unhappy, and stared at a dissatisfied face every day and complained in front of me. Since taking your kind of elixir, it's like knocking the medicine, the persistence, the hardness, grandma's, the girl who only kills is shouting in bed every day to spare her life. By the way, I was about to ask, what kind of medicine you won't give me, right? ”

"That medicine?"

"It's the kind that the state prohibits, commonly known as drugs! It is said that the symptoms of the person who knocked the drug are similar to mine, but he is particularly fierce in bed, and seven times a night is a little Keith! Su Wei said.

", if I give you drugs, your little body will have been hollowed out a long time ago, and you will die on a woman's belly in a few days, and you will still be alive and kicking like now?" Xu Yinglong glanced at him and said.

"I think so too, I've also seen people who are drug addicts, although those guys are like chicken blood after taking drugs, they are in great spirits. But as soon as the strength of the medicine passes, it is soft like a puddle of mud, how can it be as energetic as me.

Then Su Wei continued: "You just said that my strength and speed, I feel scared just thinking about it! During this time, I vaguely felt that I had a lot of strength, and it was easy to break the pen when I was writing, but I didn't pay much attention to it. But the night before yesterday, I was bored and went to the bar with a few friends, and ended up with a few thugs, you don't know how many gentlemen I was at that time, and I slapped the bar counter of the bar, and guessed so, I actually slapped the bar counter of other people. It was a marble-faced bar, and it scared the little pussy down at that time. ”

Speaking of this, Su Wei said helplessly: "You told me the truth today, what kind of medicine did you give me." I know you're mysterious, and you won't hurt me, but it's a fucking scary feeling to be superhuman all of a sudden! ”

Xu Yinglong fully understood Su Wei's feelings, and immediately smiled and said, "Don't worry, this is a bad thing, but a great good thing!" ”

"Well, this is deeply touching, grandma's, seven times a night, I don't know how many people are envious to death!"

", can you stop thinking about that little thing in bed every day?"

"Life must be happy, don't make the beauty empty to the moon! In life, in just a few decades, it is natural to have fun in time! Su Wei said.

"Now I can tell you unambiguously that your life is more than just a few decades!" Xu Yinglong said.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, your kid has more than a few decades to live, you have decades to live."

"Just kidding, how do you know how long I'll live?" Su Wei said with a look of disbelief.

Xu Yinglong smiled and said, "Do you know the cultivator? ”

"You know, it's those who fly around and want to achieve the Immortal Dao!" Su Wei Dao.

"You know?" Xu Yinglong said in surprise.

"Of course I know, now Huaxia doesn't make dozens of such Xianxia movies every year, there are movies, and there are TV series. I forgot to tell you that our company is now planning a large-scale Xianxia-style drama, if you have time, you will play the leading role? Su Wei said.

Xu Yinglong breathed a sigh of relief, and then said: "I'll talk about this later, let me tell you, you kid is a cultivator now, although he is a rookie who has just entered the level, but he is indeed a cultivator!" ”

"Okay, don't tease me, what cultivators don't cultivate, if there are really cultivators in this world"

Su Wei, who was chattering, suddenly seemed to be choked by the neck, and his voice stopped abruptly, and then he looked at Xu Yinglong as if he had seen a ghost.

Xu Yinglong's body spun around twice in mid-air, then put a handful on Su Wei's shoulder, and flew around the living room twice with him before landing on the ground.

"Well, believe it now!" Xu Yinglong said with a smile.

After staying for a few seconds, Su Wei looked at Xu Yinglong's face a few times, and suddenly let out a terrible roar: "Ah! Youkai! (To be continued.) )