Chapter 968: The Camel in the Flock of Chickens (Ask for Subscription!) )
Chapter 968: The Camel in the Flock of Chickens (Ask for Subscription!) )
It took a lot of effort and two catties of saliva to finally make Su Wei believe that there are super masters in this world, Xu Yinglong really didn't expect that Su Wei, who is usually curious about new things and often goes out to find excitement, turned out to be a faithful atheist, so it is really not easy for him to believe that there are really immortals and cultivators in this world.
However, when this guy believed Xu Yinglong's words, it was a different scene, and now he didn't eat, he sat directly opposite Xu Yinglong, and then asked, "Are those cultivators you said really able to fly away and move mountains and seas?" ”
"What you said is really not a difficult thing for a high-ranking monk, but not for a beginner monk." Xu Yinglong said.
"I understand this, this cultivator is like playing on TV, it is also divided into realms, and the higher the realm, the stronger the strength." Su Wei said with a smile.
"That's pretty much it!"
"Then what level of master am I now, can I go to the moon for nine days and catch turtles in the five oceans?" Su Wei asked expectantly.
Xu Yinglong returned him with a big roll of his eyes, and then said: "Still catching turtles, I see that you are almost the same as catching yourself." You're a beginner ant, but you're a little stronger than ordinary people, and you can be regarded as a master of fart! ”
"No, I can smash the marble with a slap, isn't that a master? I remember that the very awesome special forces played on TV were just a few bricks in one palm, can they compare to marble? Su Wei said depressedly.
"You yourself said that you are special forces, and no matter how powerful the special forces are, they are ordinary people. And now that you have opened the air pocket, you are already considered a beginner monk. Are you embarrassed to compare with ordinary people? Xu Yinglong said.
"Oh, that's right. We're also changing shotguns now, and ordinary people can't compare with us! ”
"It's good to know, since you're already a monk, I have something to warn you of. As a monk, you have more power than ordinary people, but you must not be arbitrary. There are many, many people in this world who are stronger than you, although it can't be said that they catch a lot of them, but they are about the same. Moreover, in our Huaxia, there is also the Righteous Path Alliance that restricts the behavior of every monk, if you violate some of the rules of the alliance. Naturally, someone will come to you to settle accounts, and even if you come to me when the time comes, you won't be able to come forward! Xu Yinglong reminded.
"So awesome?"
"Do you think that if there was no one to restrain it, the world would not be in chaos." Xu Yinglong said.
"That's right!"
"Oh, I forgot to ask you, it is said that the monks have all kinds of awesome exercises, what Ling Bo Weibu, what Tianshan Six Yang Palm, what Northern Shengong Sunflower Treasure Book. Is it true? Solvay continued.
Xu Yinglong shook his head and said: "You guy is really a cultivation idiot, Ling Bo Weibu told you that the Tianshan Six Yang Palms are all martial arts moves, and they have nothing to do with cultivating the mind." Forget it, you don't understand this when I tell you. During this time, you will be busy first, and when I am done with this period of time, I will take you to study for a period of time, and then you will have a systematic understanding of cultivation. Of course, you will also get the cultivation exercises and related spells you want! ”
"Really, no lie!"
"Is it necessary to lie to you?" Xu Yinglong asked rhetorically.
"That's right. By the way, what are you calling me this time? Su Wei asked again.
Xu Yinglong smiled and said, "I almost forgot about business." How is my matter reacting online? ”
"What's the matter with you, the Qingcheng beating incident?"
"Do you think I have anything else to do besides that?" Xu Yinglong said.
"It's nothing to do, basically no one is chasing after it, but don't be too happy, those paparazzi are eyeing other things!" Su Wei Dao.
"Anything else, what?"
"The first is your position as the deputy head of the art troupe and the rank of major general, and the second is how your fiancée is now, whether the relationship between the two of you will revivenation, etc., in short, you are still the headline king now!" Su Wei said with a smile.
"I don't think you seem to be a little gloating, are you happy to be scolded on the headlines?" Xu Yinglong asked depressedly.
"Whoever is idle and has nothing to do to put you on the headlines just to scold you, let's put it this way, whether it's a reporter or the media, no one is so hurt. People say that they put you in the headlines because the news events that happen to you are very eye-catching and can become a hot topic for everyone to consume. As for why I'm happy, of course, there is a reason, as the head of a company, if its stars can make headlines, and it's not dark news, it's definitely a great thing. If you can make headlines every day, I'm sure not only me, but everyone in the company will be grateful to you! ”
"I don't understand, what does my last headline have to do with other people in the company, and why would they appreciate me?" Xu Yinglong asked puzzled.
"Stupid, which company are you an employee of now, Starlight Entertainment, right? In addition, your whereabouts are uncertain, and those paparazzi can't find you at all, so in order to get first-hand news information, those guys can only go to the door of our company to squat and stand guard. In this way, it has created opportunities for many artists, and when they can't find you, other artists in the company get the first month near the water, and frequently get the opportunity to show their faces, and you say that they are not grateful to you! Su Wei said.
Xu Yinglong thought about it, although Su Wei said something nonsense, the reason was still very clear. followed his name, and the other artists in the company showed their faces, and they should really be grateful to him.
"That's the case, I have something to go to Xichuan these days, do you think those reporters will flock to it?" Xu Yinglong said.
"Then it depends on how well you do your secrecy measures, if you are still as arrogant as before, then I tell you, the ticket to Xichuan Province will be snatched up tomorrow!" Su Wei Dao.
"It's not that exaggerated, is it?" Xu Yinglong said.
"It's still conservative, you have to know that it's not just the journalists who really want to see you, but also your fans. If they know you're going to Nishikawa and stay for a few days, I'm sure they'll run out of tickets to Nishikawa. ”
"So what to do?" Xu Yinglong asked with a frown.
"Cold salad, in fact, you don't have to worry, you guy is already a well-known king-level star, but he doesn't have the consciousness of being a star at all."
"What do you need to be a star?" Xu Yinglong asked curiously.
"When you go out, you have to wrap yourself like a mummy, and at the worst, you have to wear sunglasses and a hat around your neck, so that the chance of recognizing you on the street will never exceed one layer. It's like you, no matter what time the clothes are the same, the outfit is similar, standing there is like a camel in a flock of chickens, very eye-catching, if I were a reporter, I would be able to recognize you from afar. Su Wei said.
Xu Yinglong thought for a while and said, "Isn't it that I'm not used to fixing those fancy things in my head, I'll pay attention to it in the future!" ”
"It's not okay to pay attention, you have to pay a lot of attention, otherwise you will definitely become the favorite of media reporters!"
"What do you mean?"
"There is news with you, a star like you who is famous and doesn't pay attention to protecting his privacy, the whole of China is just that, except for those who have the purpose of hype, of course. If I am a reporter, I will apply with the leader, and I will follow you full-time in the future, and I guarantee that I can buy a suite in Kyoto every year with the news bonus alone! ”
", do you think it's so easy to buy a suite in Kyoto, and the worst one can't be a few million?"
"Don't believe it, know how much a good piece of news is worth? It's the kind that has pictures and truths! ”
"A few thousand dollars!" Xu Yinglong said.
"You haven't seen money, it's only a few thousand dollars! To tell you the truth, a heavyweight piece of news is worth at least hundreds of thousands, otherwise why would those paparazzi desperately track celebrities, and even risk being beaten up, isn't it the coexistence of danger and risk! ”
Xu Yinglong was speechless by what this guy said, of course, looking back, what this guy said is still very reasonable, it seems that he must pay attention to his privacy in the future. (To be continued.) )