There is a wound on the huge arm, and it is inconvenient to go out to play. Just smashed walnuts at his brother's second bottle house and ate them. Originally, he had kung fu on him, and his fists were very hard. An ordinary walnut, placed on the ground, or other hard objects, slapped down with a huge palm, the walnut immediately crushed, turned into slag. But he couldn't control the strength of smashing walnuts, not that he couldn't smash them, so he smashed them, mixing walnut kernels with walnut skin, walnut kernels and crumbs are not easy to distinguish, when eating, it is inevitable to mix with walnut skin into his mouth, and it doesn't taste like that. It's not good.

The specific method is to put the walnuts in the door of the room and fold the place, and then close the door gently, and listen to the "click", the walnut should be broken in response to the sound, but the force of closing the door should not be too large, it is easy to clip the walnut too much, and the strength is too small to clamp it. It's important to know the heat.

The second bottle went to work at his small kiosk as usual, and the huge man ate walnuts at home. The wife of the second bottle, angry when she saw the huge, neither of the two of them cared about anyone, in the past, she knew this woman, a person from a natural village, everyone bought things on a kidnapping set, and it was a common thing to meet, in the past, this woman was on the street, and I heard people say that it was huge, how to offset the food bill with the bulldozer in the village, how to fool around with those women outside, etc., so I had a bad impression of him, and now the huge is coming, what he did, this woman is obvious to all, see clearly, remember clearly. In the past, people said that it was huge, and she was still half-convinced, not fully convinced, but now she believes it completely. In the past, it was hearing and not being true, but now seeing is believing. She figured out that her man's younger brother was an out-and-out bastard, a misbreed and a second-class jumper, and he was the kind of half-baked person in the world.

Huge himself with the door of the room to clip walnuts, two bottles of wife. Hiding in the bedroom and stealing, he scolded: "Don't clamp your hands with walnuts, wow, if you want to clamp your hands, you can clip them once, so you simply cut off the dog's paws, saving four times to show your sorrow." Lai is not here to leave, isn't this a scourge in the family? The donkey that was slain, why didn't you bite this scourge even more? How nice it would be to just bite off the huge king's eight heads. pretended to cry one or two times, sent it to the crematorium, and everything was done. Huge his wife is willing. His son was willing, and his daughter-in-law was even more willing. Liu Xueyin was also completely liberated, and in the future, she could go to her first love in a bright way, and her son's family got a huge house, and she could move his mother-in-law to enjoy the happiness in a bright and bright way, and she didn't have to run back and forth for three days, what a good thing it is, but it's a pity, the sky doesn't follow people's wishes. What do you eat at the door with walnuts? Quickly clamp the huge hand Wow, why can't you hear the huge shouting that the claws hurt. ”

The wife of the second bottle cursed a huge walnut in the bedroom. It is best to clamp the hand, and the more clamped the better, it is better to clamp the crushed fracture of the huge dog's paw clip, and it is first inflamed and then suppurated. Then it rots, and it just rots down. She cursed so much in her heart, and suddenly she heard a huge sound. She secretly rejoiced happily: "It's a claw in it!" Look you still have fucking walnuts, don't you? ”

The wife of the second bottle with an excited expression, hurriedly limped from the bedroom to her living room to see the excitement, the original intention was to see the huge joke, but the joke did not look, but saw the door of her house, called the huge walnut to support down, the upper fold has been reported, the door is drooping, only the lower fold pulls the door. Huge was holding on to the rotten door with one hand, giggling.

It's just walnuts, just eat it, if you're not afraid of death, you'll eat it, and now the door is broken, how can you close the door at night?

The wife of the second bottle said angrily: "Yes, deserve it!" Tell you to eat walnuts, watch your brother come back with two bottles, how do you explain. ”

The wife of the second bottle was sour and lost, and she shrank her head into the bedroom, closed the bedroom door with a "bang", and no longer paid attention to the huge piece of stinky meat.

In the past, no matter outside the house, he was used to relying on outsiders, and he didn't care about anything, and it had long become an unwritten rule to ask his wife Liu Xueyin to deal with it. If his wife can't do it, he asked his sister to come forward, and the owner of the seafood restaurant, Xiao Taohong, under normal circumstances, Xiao Taohong came forward in person, and there is basically no problem that cannot be solved. There is also a particularly difficult head to shave, that is, Li Er manipulates Xiao Taohong to handle it in the back. The huge hand-off master can't be done today. His wife Liu Xueyin, his sister Xiao Taohong, and Li Er are all not by his side. What to do? Scratching his scalp, he tried to reinstall the door that had fallen, but as soon as he let go, the door that had just been placed fell immediately. It was installed four or five times in a row, over and over again. Also, the more times he settled, the bigger the hole in the door frame became. The folding page at the bottom of the door also fell. There was no way to do it, so I had to move the door to the side and put it against the wall. In a hurry, he rubbed his hands and stomped his feet, but to no avail.

Da Da called Li Er in the living room and asked, "Li Er, you bastard, how can you install the door when it falls?" ”

Li Er asked, "Did you steal something and get the door of someone's house down?" Hurry up and run, what's the door? Thirty-six plans, go for the upper plan, run! ”

Huge impatiently said: "Clean fart, what to run?" Did I run? ”

"Where are you?"

"At my brother's house with two bottles. Annoyed and panicked, he ate walnuts on the door frame of his house, who knew that the door of his house was not strong, and the door was held down at once. Wooden door, the damn carpenter at that time, must have smashed the wooden screws that fixed the door directly with a hammer, and did not use a screwdriver at all. Now the second bottle of the house, the door has fallen, directly with the street, you can see the things in the living room from the outside, inside and outside transparent, what do you say? ”

Li Er listened to the huge narrative and laughed happily on the phone.

Huge scolded him: "What are you laughing at? Is it that funny? When Lao Tzu returns to Dongjiaozi, the first one will peel your skin and cramp, and throw it into the king eight pot to stew! ”

Li Er smiled enough and said, "You go around the street and look for those who do the decoration, they have a way to get it for you." ”

Thinking about it, too. I don't understand, but those who do decoration are experts. Anmumen is a carpenter's job, how can you forget this stubble? He came to the bedroom of the second bottle and said, "The second one's family." Listen to the movement, don't ask people to steal the things in the house, I'll go outside, find someone to do the decoration, and fix the door of the house. It's really unfortunate that you have broken down the door to keep me in the house. ”

The wife of the second bottle, with difficulty, opened the door and came out, and sat on the sofa by herself without paying attention to the huge amount. Looking out at the street, sigh. I had no choice but to grin, wave my hand, and tell Da Da to go back quickly.

In the decoration market, a girl asks the huge: "How much can you give?" ”

Huge thought for a moment and asked rhetorically: "You say, how much money do you want?" ”

"One hundred and eighteen."

"Why?"

"Okay, I'll settle the account for you." The girl wrenched her fingers. said: "A person's salary is three hundred and six a day. No matter how small your job is, you have to make a trip. Half a day's pay isn't much. Don't say that you have to burn oil back and forth. I also need materials. You say, "I'm a fair price?" ”

Huge is sick and rushed to the doctor. At home with two bottles, if you don't keep the door open now, you won't be able to look at the door at night. He stomped his foot. Promise to come down.

The huge promised a salary of one hundred and eighteen, but the girl was an old man and said, "Pay a deposit of one hundred yuan first." The reason is simple: "It's the rule." Some wealthy people. When you're done with the work, there's something wrong with him, either because it's bad here, or because it's not good there, and he wants to get some wages anyway. I don't think you're that kind of person, but you can't have the heart to hurt others, but you can't have the heart to prevent people. ”

The girl put her hand in front of her huge face and said with a smile, "Take the money." The material fee will be waived for you. When the work is done, it's not too late for you to give the eighty yuan. ”

Look huge hesitation. The girl said in a strange tone: "Ah, such a big boss, still lacks this little money?" Don't say a hundred dollars, it's a million dollars, you will definitely take it. On weekdays, you bosses, who eat and drink spicy food, have three thousand or two thousand just for the money given to the young ladies, do you still care about these two money? And wow, you don't have to go home, our special car can take you back. This alone will save more than 20 yuan, you will only earn justice and not suffer losses. ”

Thinking about it, he handed the deposit of 100 yuan to the girl.

The girl checked the authenticity of the money, put the money in her pocket, beckoned not far away, a three-jumper drove over, she climbed into the car by herself, reached out and pulled the huge up, knocked on the carport, and the three-jumper walked away. Turn around in the curve, turn three times and turn twice. In less than five minutes, I arrived at the door of the second bottle. It turns out that the decoration market is very close to the home of the second bottle, and there is a trail to go through, but it is not a local who is huge and does not know the path.

The man of the girl carefully looked at the door of the second bottle, asked his wife to secure the door, and the folds were aligned, he took out six large screws from the tool kit, screwed three on the upper fold, and screwed three on the lower fold, and told his wife to let go, he turned back and forth a few times, and said, "Okay!" Project acceptance. ”

Huge came over, carefully turned the door a few times, no problem, the girl said, "You don't have to worry, this door can't fall." She pulled the door hard and turned it to Dang, "How is it?" Is it really okay? Our screws are self-arching, and the fold is firmly attached to the door. If you don't pry hard with an iron rod, you can't fall off. Take the money, eighty dollars. ”

It's so easy to see the work, and it's one hundred and eighty yuan, not to mention that the road is so close, so I want to pay the bill. Where are the two of them? The three of them were arguing in the living room.

"A big man, talking doesn't count, he talks about his salary, and he wants to pay his debts, are you still a man?"

The girl asked, holding her huge hand.

Huge defended: "It's too easy for you to earn this salary, isn't it just six screws?" Speaking of God, those six screws are not worth a dollar. The two of you brought it back in a row, it won't take half an hour in total, one hundred and eighty yuan, too much! Don't give. ”

The wife of the second bottle was moved out of the bedroom, and when the lady saw that the woman of the family appeared, she came over and said: "This eldest sister, look at your man, he doesn't count when he speaks, and he wants to rely on the salary he talked about." ”

The wife of the second bottle yelled angrily: "Shut up! He's not my man! My man is a retired employee and is not at home. ”

"Huh? He's helping to pull the sleeve. No wonder the level is so low. It turned out that the girl wore the key, and on the surface she was in charge, but in fact she couldn't be the master. The girl sarcastically said, "What are you?" Fool us, don't you? Take the money! In the future, if you can't do the Lord's business, don't pretend to be a big dog as soon as possible! Liars, bastards! Running dog! Big tail lang! (Big Tail Lang, the common name for the flower magpie ,——Author's note)

Huge pointed at the girl and yelled, "Get out! I want to die. ”

"Death is death, who is afraid of whom? The old lady is out today, you bastard has the guts, so you beat the old lady to death, you have the ability! ”

The girl tossed her hair and slammed her head into the huge one!

With a huge roar, he tied up his horse, luck was in the palm of his hand, and he slapped his brother's second bottle of house, the new coffee table he had just bought, and the pieces of rotten wood were scattered on the ground.

The man who came saw that the situation was not good, so he quickly reached out and grabbed his wife, and without saying a word, the two of them walked out. After waiting for the three jumpers, the girl also had a prestige, pointed at the huge, scolded and shouted: "Keep the eighty yuan, give you the lame girl to take medicine." I wish you a family, the old stall, the lame son, the grandson is sick, the generation will suffer, the children will be cut off, and one by one will not die well, either the plague or the plague. Phew! ”

The two who repaired the door scolded and left. Although it saved eighty dollars, it is as ugly and ugly as it is to be scolded by others. What's even worse is that the second bottle of the newly bought coffee table a few days ago cost 800 yuan, which is ten times the 80 yuan, you say, what's going on?

When the second bottle went home, his wife inevitably added oil and vinegar and played a copy for Da Da. said that the huge is useless, and said the original words of the other people's girls who scolded the huge children and grandchildren several times. Shake your head when you say two bottles.

The second bottle looked at the rotten coffee table, let out a long breath, and sighed: "Brother, it seems that you are not suitable to live in my house, go, I will go to the station to send you on the train and go home now." Or my sister-in-law, her old man, will call you, and she will serve you comfortably. ”

There was no way to do it, so I had to follow behind the second bottle. When I arrived at the station, the second bottle was familiar with the people at the station, bought a ticket for the huge and got on the train in advance. The birds were released in the reed flats, and the huge old ducks were sent to get up and roll back to the east corner.

The second bottle is smart, before the huge got on the train, he called Li Er early, and asked Li Er to go to the station to pick up the huge one, he was still afraid that he would not be insured, and gave his brother a huge one, and this time he bought an ordinary ticket, which is the kind that must stop at every station, and repeatedly told the familiar train attendant, saying that the huge is going home, and when he arrives at the place, he must be called to get off the train, and he must not lose it.

The waiter thought that he was a fool and scared him, "Sit honestly." The mouth of the train is big, and if you are not careful, you can swallow a child in one bite! ”

Huge was silent, and scolded secretly in his heart: "When you Pang Ye was squatting, your kid was still holding a mile in the mouth of the train." ”

Li Er smiled and asked hugely: "Is the bullet train easy to sit on?" Enjoy Qingfu in the second bottle of home, what are you going to do when you come back? ”

Huge scolded Li Erdao: "You are a bastard, you have played Lao Tzu." You got out of the car yourself, got me to the beach, and almost killed your grandfather! When we go home, let's settle the score! I can't spare you! (To be continued......)