Chapter 638
Xiao Taohong ran to Li Er's house and said to Zhang Fengxian: "It's okay now, your man is in trouble, just wait for the prison to be fined." ”
Zhang Fengxian looked at Xiao Taohong's eager appearance, and asked unhurriedly, "Prison?" Wow. I went in today and sat for ten or eight years, and I didn't have to run out for three days and two ends. What's wrong with the troublemakers? ”
"What's wrong? Still? He lost my brother. My sister-in-law is making trouble at the seafood restaurant. ”
Zhang Fengxian rolled her eyelids and said: "My man Li Er is in trouble, Liu Xueyin should come to my house to make trouble, ask me if I want to be talented, she can't go to the seafood restaurant to make trouble." Do you have something to do here? ”
Xiao Taohong knew that she couldn't talk about Zhang Fengxian, so she ran into the bedroom, pulled Li Er out, and complained to Li Erdao: "My dear brother, can you save some trouble?" Tell me, my brother is huge, where is he now? My sister-in-law is going crazy, do you still have the leisure to sleep at home? Speak quickly, do you want to kill me in a hurry? ”
Li Er talked about how to discuss with Pangda how to take the train and how Pangda refused to get off when he should get off the train, from beginning to end. Finally, he added: "Your brother has a problem, that is, he likes to pretend to be a big dog." Where the hell did he go, and how do I know? The train was not finished until the seaside. I guess your brother might be chilling off in the station square right now. Maybe you ran into an acquaintance and drank at someone's house. Anything is possible. ”
Little Peach stuck out her ears and listened for a long time, but there was still no real faith. She knew that Li Er was talking slimy, and she also understood that Li Er was talking nonsense. Just run back to the clinic. Tell her sister-in-law Liu Xueyin: "You go to Li Er to ask someone, he is talking nonsense at home, I can't cure him." ”
"Is it really incurable or don't want to be cured? I'm afraid it's the latter, right? Wow. I'll go to find Li Er's eight lambs, and I can't hand anyone over. The old lady called the police to arrest someone and get him to abduct and sell people. Cure him for his sins! ”
Liu Xueyin came to Li Er's house in a hurry, and scolded: "Li Er, do you want to die? If my man doesn't come home today, I'll go to the police and ask the police to arrest you. Send you to jail!
Li Er asked, "Do you know where to call the police?" The village should be allowed to mediate first. If the village can't mediate, go to the town to go through the formalities. ”
"Nonsense! What you just said is a divorce, not someone to find! Don't think that you are the only one in the world who is smart. I, Liu Xueyin, am not stupid. If you want to fool me, you're blind. I went to the village to find the leader and asked to solve the problem between the two of us. ”
"What's the matter with you? Ask me directly. Li Er let Liu Xueyin sit down on the sofa. Said politely.
Let's not talk about Liu Xueyin and Li Er's entanglement, let's talk about the huge. He was bitten on the arm by his brother's daughter-in-law. I went to the hospital and bandaged it. Back to his brother's house with two bottles. At a glance, he saw his brother and daughter-in-law. was trying to struggle to get up, and the huge went over and sneered: "A stall, what do you want to be a scud?" You have the ability to get up and beat me. Don't think that if you bite me just now, I'm scared of you. My own brother is my master, tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, I will cripple you half. Pack off bag and baggage. Get out of the gate of the Pang family. What is it! Tuberculosis is not good-looking. Damn the eight lambs, occupy the pit and don't shit. It was purely a lifelong event that delayed my brother. ”
Huge scolded and slowly turned away, not looking at the half-crippled, but at the reaction of his brother's second bottle. Unexpectedly, someone bit hard in the back, and he screamed in pain. When I looked back, I was there. It turned out that it was the stall he scolded just now who bit him, and he saw the wife in the second bottle, standing majestically behind the huge one, baring her teeth, staring, and biting the huge backbone.
The second bottle was full of joy and sorrow, and he went up and grabbed his wife's hand vigorously, with tears in his eyes. Said: "Your leg is healed?" Wow. It's really good-hearted, and there will be a good reward. I thank goodness. ”
Da Da said: "Thank you should be me, if I didn't provoke her with words, her legs wouldn't be better for the rest of her life." Maybe she was excited when she saw me, and the blood in her legs suddenly opened. Her illness was cured purely by me. Brother, in the future, she will cook and wash your clothes, it's all up to her. ”
The second bottle of the wife's leg is good. But she didn't appreciate the huge love, and moved her steps with difficulty, still wanting to bite the huge one.
In order to avoid unnecessary contradictions, the second bottle said hugely: "Brother, you rarely come to me, there is a small alley not far in front of you, which is a street of local snacks." You go there to see, what is delicious, buy some by the way, and come back, our family will eat it well in the evening, and it will not be in vain for my brother to come to Bocheng. ”
The second bottle knew that his brother had no money in his hand, so he took out three hundred yuan and handed it to his brother.
Da Da was not polite, took the money, hummed a little tune, and walked into the street where his brother said in the second bottle. Sure enough, as the two bottles said, one after another, all of them were restaurants. I took a closer look at a few of them, and they were almost the same, with most of the seafood. It's pretty much the same, nothing big has changed. By the sea, seafood is normal. Dang walked forward, and suddenly, his eyes brightened. It turned out that not far away, there was a donkey butcher's shop. In addition to selling donkey meat, it also sells donkey meat for fire. The fragrance can be smelled from afar. Dafang is a glutton, and immediately paid for three donkey meat to burn, and when he ate it, his mouth was full of oil. He finished his meal and wiped it with his hand. Ask the owner of the donkey butcher's shop, "When will you kill the donkey?" I want to buy some donkey meat and make donkey meat buns at home. ”
The owner of the donkey butcher shop asked, "Guest officer, are you satisfied with the donkey meat in the shop?" ”
"Satisfied, satisfied! Delicious, delicious! Huge then asked him the question he had just asked: "Boss, do you want to kill the donkey now?" I know that eating donkey meat fresh is a treasure. The ancients said well, there is heaven above, and there is Suzhou and Hangzhou below. The meat of the dragon in the sky and the meat of the donkey on the earth. ”
The boss said happily: "The guest officer must be a gourmet." Okay, I'll go to the donkey shed now and take the donkey out and cut it. ”
The effort was not great, and the boss pulled out a donkey from the donkey shed and shouted at it.
Huge is a chef, killing Wang Ba in the seafood restaurant every day, and he sees a lot of blood. and they are not afraid of killing. Not only did he not retreat, but he deliberately moved forward. Who knew that the donkey was not very good-tempered. It may also be the reason for the imminent death, the dissatisfaction of killing it. All vented to the huge body. Taking advantage of the huge one being defenseless, he opened the donkey's mouth and bit the huge arm fiercely. You may not know that a donkey can't bite lightly, which is much more powerful than a dog biting. Especially the dying struggle, the one who is about to be killed is called a donkey, and the one who bites someone is called a ruthless! The dead bite is not broken. What's worse is that after it bites people, it shakes its head vigorously and bites, making it a huge pain. Cold sweat runs down my neck and keeps dripping down!
The owner of the donkey butcher's shop, when he saw that his donkey bit the customer, was this worth it? I have to lose someone's money. You. Seeing that he is about to die under Lao Tzu's knife, he who makes a sum of money for Lao Tzu still dares to bite? It seems that today's damn donkey, not only can't make money for Lao Tzu, I'm afraid he is here to ask for an account, but to ask Lao Tzu to compensate for the medical expenses of other customers!
The boss scolded in his heart, became angry, and took the knife that usually kills donkeys. stabbed and stabbed on the donkey's belly, and kept scolding: "Blind donkey." Dead donkey! Loosen your mouth and wow! ”
The screaming donkey suffered, and the more hard it bit to counteract the pain. I couldn't stand it anymore, and howled loudly: "Whew????? Whew??????"
It's true that fish have a way to fish, and shrimp have a way to hide. When the screaming donkey heard the loud howl, he was so excited that he opened his mouth and screamed "Ahh Hurriedly take a few steps back. knelt on the ground and rolled up the sleeves of his clothes, but the arm that the donkey had bitten just now had already turned purple, black, purple and black.
In order to shirk his responsibility, the owner of the donkey butcher shop came over to blame Huge and said: "This guest officer, why do you see me killing a donkey so close?" You're a big man, you should know that donkeys will bite when they're in a hurry. Don't talk about the donkey, it's the rabbit, it's in a hurry, isn't it biting? You see, I'm very busy with business now, those who queue up to buy donkey meat, have been beaten a long string, you feel the pain, go to the hospital yourself, you feel it doesn't matter, just sit on the horse and rest, I killed the donkey, give you two catties of donkey meat, don't want money, the right to compensate you, okay? ”
Dada wanted to ask the owner of the donkey butcher shop for more money, but when he saw that the owner of the donkey butcher shop was full of meat and looked quite unreasonable, he was afraid and reluctantly agreed to other people's conditions. Move your muscles and bones on the spot, and feel that your arms are not very important. He sat on the horse, and waited for the boss to kill the screaming donkey. Peeled off the donkey skin, hung the donkey meat on the horizontal iron shelf, cut off about two catties of donkey meat for the first Pangda, put it in a plastic bag, stuffed it into his hand, and said with a smile: "Guest officer, I'm sorry." As a word of advice, you are a great blessing in misfortune today. The year before last, a child was the same as your old man, watching me kill the donkey, I got too close, and the result was that the donkey bit it, but he was not as lucky as you, so the donkey bit his head, almost killed him, and told me to run to the hospital every day, and it was a hundred days of breaking my muscles and bones. Do you say I'm unlucky? ”
Huge said coldly: "You are both unlucky. He hurts, it is a big bad luck, and if you pay for it, it is equal to a small bad luck. Am I unlucky today? Right? ”
"Yes, yes! Go home early and rest, I'm going to sell donkey meat." When the owner of the donkey butcher's shop finished speaking, he no longer paid attention to the huge amount, but went about his business by himself.
Looking at the two catties of donkey meat in his hand, looking at his already purple and black arms, he was so angry in his heart, and he was so cold in his heart, he couldn't say it. He returned to the second bottle of house angrily, threw the donkey meat into the kitchen, and said: "Second brother, my brother called the donkey to bite today, this is the meat that bit my donkey, quickly chop it finely, mix it with radish, make green onions, ginger and garlic, sesame oil, soy sauce, monosodium glutamate, wrap it into dumplings, I ate it as a beast, and avenge myself!" ”
The second bottle looked at his brother's huge face, and felt that he didn't look like a joke, so he hurriedly followed his brother's instructions, quickly chopped the donkey meat, and added the condiments and accessories that his brother just asked him to add, and made the dumpling filling, so he went to the street to buy the dumpling skin, hurriedly wrapped the dumplings, and went down to the pot.
Seeing the fragrance of dumplings, his arm didn't hurt anymore, and he didn't care whether the wife of the stall ate the second bottle or not, he threw off his cheeks and ate a lot.
Huge on the coffee table to eat donkey meat dumplings, the two bottles lying on the bed of the wife, greedy light bar. Because of the huge size and almost no come, the second bottle is not easy to serve, so he brought the remaining few dumplings to his wife to the bed, nodded and motioned for her wife to eat.
The wife of the second bottle is deeply affectionate to the second bottle. Compared to the man in front of her, Xing Er and Duo'er and his brother are much stronger. A few years before that guy died, he beat and scolded his wife at every turn, and he simply didn't treat his wife as a human being. Since the marriage to the second bottle in the past few years, although life is not very good, I can't get up in bed when I'm sick. But she was very satisfied with the second bottle. The second bottle never scolded her, let alone beat her. No matter what was delicious, the second bottle told her to eat first. This afternoon, the second bottle was holding a limping wife, and the two of them walked in the house for a long time, and before the big man came back, the second bottle helped his wife to the bed to rest. For the future, the two are full of hope. Especially the wife of the second bottle, called the huge scolded, got up angrily, went up to bite the huge arm, and the leg on the body that I didn't know was used to and couldn't move, and began to feel energetic, and I could limp and take three or two steps. Isn't that a blessing in disguise? There should also be two bottles of blessings. His wife is sick, not only can she take care of his life, but also help him earn money!
In the blink of an eye, several days passed. The second bottle wants to call the big one back, but the big one is here, and he really doesn't treat himself as an outsider, he either eats or drinks every day, and treats the home of the second bottle as a nursing home. A little bit unpleasant, just complaining endlessly. Put two bottles of his wife angry, and her whole body hurts. The second bottle himself also broke his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach, and he couldn't spit out water with ice cubes, which was difficult. His own brother said that he was not good, and it was even worse if he didn't say him. The wife of the second bottle is not satisfied with the huge is 10,000, and she talks to the second bottle several times a day in private, trying to catch up with the huge and get out. But the huge just doesn't know what to do, eats well and sleeps well, never mentions the things that go away, and the two bottles are worried, and they can't get out or get in. Shaking his head and sighing every day.
The big bottle shook his head and sighed when he saw the second bottle, and asked him to understand the reason, so he called Li Er and asked Li Er to inform the people in the huge family to bring the huge back.
Huge in the second bottle of home delicious and delicious waiting. But Li Er's house, the chickens and dogs jumped in the morning. Unrecognizable.
Liu Xueyin ran to Li Er's house when he had nothing to do, obviously to ask if there was any news, and secretly wanted to renew the old relationship with Li Er. Although Liu Xueyin is shaved and the burden is hot. But Zhang Fengxian was still full of anger. But she didn't dare to get angry, because after all, it was Li Er who made the mistake first, and Li Er's responsibility was that he shouldn't take any bullet train with Da Da.
Little Pink is sandwiched between the two families and is in a dilemma. wanted to help Li Er speak, Liu Xueyin scolded her for eating inside and out, the female college was outgoing, and her elbows turned out. Help Liu Xueyin speak, and feel sorry for her own brother. The little peach who was embarrassed twice, and later, the two families simply didn't care, so you guys should make trouble.
Li Er answered the big bottle call, and a stone fell to the ground in his heart. Quickly informed Little Peach of the good news, and Little Peach ran to the clinic and told her sister-in-law that her brother had found it and was enjoying happiness at his brother's house.
Liu Xueyin scolded secretly: "Forget it if you die outside." What are you doing back? ”
When Xiao Taohong suggested that Liu Xueyin go and bring the huge back, Liu Xueyin's head shook faster than a rattle. I can't say it in one breath, and the three don't go to pick up people.
Little Peach wanted to go by herself, and by the way, take a look at the blue ocean and the aquarium. But Zhang Fengxian didn't go, she had no choice. (To be continued......)