Chapter XIII Drawing of lots
The whispering little nun has a flushed face, she looks like she is eighteen or nineteen years old, baby face, although she is called whispering, she can only speak softly and soothingly, like a cloud, like a slow stream, gently and gently, tender and elegant.
Hearing Chen Chu say that he rode once, he finally couldn't bear the foul language of a shot, and he gave up a good chess game that had an eight-layer chance of winning.
The blushing face twisted softly and stood up gently.
"You...... It's shameless......" whispered, and the little nun brushed her sleeves and turned away.
Chen Chu retained: "Whispering little master, don't go, let's continue to play......"
At this time, some people who were watching the endgame also looked at this side, and Ye Qianrou and Han Tingting couldn't help frowning.
Han Tingting snorted.
"Qianrou, did you see that? That dead boy didn't know what was bad about the road, and he ran away with the nun who was so good, and this kind of person should fire him. ”
Ye Qianrou bit her red lip, her mind was still a little uncertain, her thighs were still a little numb, and there were still a lot of embarrassing memories in her mind of Chen Chu holding her thighs behind her back.
"Tingting, you see that he seems to have won the chess, and the nun has won, and the nun seems to be unable to stand the blow and lose, and she is crying......"
……
Chen Chu sighed. Said to the other punchline nun.
"Master Witty Words, you see that your junior sister Clever Words can't stand the blow, it's okay for me to play chess, but I can't lose my chess and leave? Okay, I'll take this set as a narrow victory......"
Phew!
The witty nun was so angry that her face turned red and swollen, and she secretly wondered where such a shameless person came from? You've been killed by Senior Sister Qiaoyu, and you're still narrowly beating? You're narrowly beating.
"Ahem......" Witty Yu coughed lightly and said: "Master Chen, my junior sister is not deeply involved in the world, but if you win a game against her, you still can't enter the fifth gate, you must beat me." ”
"Oh, okay, Master Punchline is a red chess, please go first."
"Well, you'd better do it."
"Okay, then I'll do it." Chen Chu took a step after speaking.
The witty exhale, it was clear that the red chess was first, but he just said a polite word to this kid, and he took it seriously.
Witty words' eyebrows are tightly locked, and her flawless face seems to be two points more beautiful than Ye Qianrou, I saw her staring at the chessboard, sometimes slender and soft to push the chess pieces, sometimes the jade hand held the cheeks, concentrating and thinking.
Chen Chu exhaled, and only walked fifty or sixty steps, and he had already been killed by the witty words.
Chen Chu touched the jade wrench and exhaled.
Hehe smiled: "Master Witty Words, do you often come to Qingyan Temple to be chic?" ”
cough cough cough ...... Punch Words was thinking about it, and was overwhelmed by this sudden sentence, she was a nun, and she came here just to help, this kid actually said that he was chic, so what kind of person did he become.
"Donor, please respect yourself."
"I'm one hundred and twenty-eight pounds."
The punchline was speechless.
Suddenly, a pair of hands grabbed her peak.
At the same time a voice shouted: "Not good, there are mosquitoes." ”
"Yikes!" Punch Words was so frightened that he dodged the hands, and the chess pieces in his hands fell and fell in the wrong place, Chen Chu laughed and ate one of Punch Words's horses, alleviating the crisis.
"Master Chen, you ......" The witty words gritted his teeth, and a pair of clear and beautiful eyes glanced at Chen Chu a few times, and then sat down and continued to play chess.
Chen Chu snorted: "Witty little master, do you like to use horses or cannons?" ”
"I like to use cars." Punchline now hears his voice disgusting.
"Oh, it turns out that the little trickline master likes to use guns! The big gun is powerful, straight and straight, a bucket is at the bottom of the chessboard, and when you pull it out, it is pulled back again, and then a bucket is bottomed out again, and when you pull it out, it ...... again"
Punchline blushed.
"Master Chen, please respect yourself, Amitabha Buddha ......" The witty words said a Buddha name, his hands were folded, his eyes were slightly narrowed, and he recited the scriptures in a low voice.
Chen Chu said with a smile.
"Master of Witty Words, I don't know if the Taoist Guanyin Bodhisattva is a man or a woman? You see, it is recorded in historical materials that Guanyin Bodhisattva is a man, but why does he still wear a skirt? It can be seen that he is a big pervert, just like a ladyboy in Thailand, and he still uses an orchid finger to speak...... You said that Rulai values him so much, isn't it a two-person foundation, one offensive and one defensive......"
"Shameless ......" punchline angrily left his seat.
Chen Chu hurriedly said: "Master Witty Words, don't go, how do you count this game of chess when you leave?" ”
Punch Yu took a deep breath, calmed down for a while, and said indifferently with his back to Chen Chu.
"Losing is winning, winning is losing......" said the punch line and left angrily.
Chen Chu scratched his head and walked back to the endgame.
The original monk was busy asking: "Master Chen, how are you and the two masters winning or losing?" ”
"Hmm...... Small victory, I just responded with a small victory, I am not equal to the chess skills of the two little masters of Qiaoyu and Witty Words, but I am a little higher, and the small victory is not enough to worry about......"
Everyone was dizzy.
Especially those who are still working on the endgame.
couldn't help but raise his big finger and said: "This brother is so powerful, we are all defeated under those two little masters, you are not so young that you can defeat two little masters, what a master!" ”
"yes, and so modest......"
"Amitabha...... My Buddha is compassionate......" The original monk called a Buddha horn and took Chen Chu and the three of them into the fivefold gate to see the hidden dragon.
Chen Chu pursed his lips, thinking to himself that this monk, playing chess can be linked to my Buddha's compassion, just like politics, no matter what good things are, they will be involved with the leadership of the party.
The five-fold gate is larger, the courtyard is wide, and the main hall is also majestic, and it goes around to the apse, and a group of people have already sat there.
I heard the sound of chanting the Buddha's teachings.
The group walked in and saw that there were already more than 20 people sitting on the futon below.
They are all lay people, the monks stand on both sides, an old monk who is old and longzhong is sitting in the middle, obviously the abbot, and the one who is preaching the scriptures is a powder-faced monk in his twenties.
This monk is too beautiful, and if he is not bald, he will be mistaken for a woman.
His pronunciation was sonorous, and beside him sat two young nuns, who were the whispers and witty words of the chess game just now.
The two little nuns looked at Chen Chu fiercely like knives at this time.
Obviously, the hatred has reached five stars.
The young monk interrupted his teachings.
And Han Tingting, who was behind Chen Chu, muttered in a low voice: "Qianrou, you are really right, this kid Chen Chu is really your lucky general, cough cough...... Why don't you lend me a few days? ”
Chen Chu coughed twice, thinking that Lao Tzu is a bodyguard, not a rubber doll sold by sexual health products, you can use it if you say it?
"Qianrou, I'll give it back to you in two days, this time it's fortunate that this kid got in, I can find the Hidden Dragon Master to open the light, you see the Hidden Dragon Master, it's like Maitreya Buddha......"
At this time, the monk was scheduled to take two steps forward and bowed.
"Abbot Wude, how many people are related to my Buddha......"
The old monk on the stage raised his eyelids slightly and said, "Okay, let them sit down......
Chen Chu thanked the others and just took a few steps forward.
The abbot of Wude suddenly opened his eyes and pointed at Chen Chu and said, "This benefactor, where are you from?" ”
Obviously, this is a Zen saying.
For example, from coming out to going to go.
Chen Chu was stunned: "I'm from our village." ”
Rumble...... Everyone couldn't help laughing, Ye Qianrou and Han Tingting also covered their faces, feeling embarrassed to stand in front of this goods.
"I'm from our village, huh? Three societies of small poplar villages. ”
"Ahem......" Abbot Wude waved his hand.
"That's it, when my Buddha was swallowed by a peacock, and then he dug a hole in the peacock's back, and worshipped the peacock as his mother, it can be seen that the Buddha is also informal, you sit down......"
"Thank you."
"Wait, you've got something missing."
Chen Chu didn't look back, and fell directly into his seat, while the eyes of others were still looking around, including Han Tingting and Ye Qianrou, who didn't see anything dropped by Chen Chu after a glance.
Wude Abbot Ha Luha said with a smile.
"This benefactor, you are very perceptive, wise and foolish, wise and foolish......"
The crowd was puzzled.
Wu De then said: "People come to the world once, naked and empty, after death empty, it is to have no worries, the family has thousands of acres of fertile land only three meals a day, there are thousands of mansions, sleep only seven feet of bed, although they all understand that these are things outside the body, but who can do these to do without worry?" Those outside the temple who draw lots to worship the Buddha are sincere, but in fact they are not sincere...... On the contrary, this benefactor really achieved emptiness is emptiness, and it seems that he can pass a few levels and come to the five-story gate, but he is destined for the Buddha. ”
Han Tingting pinched Chen Chu: "Okay, it's not a year, but there are not many people who can get the abbot's praise." ”
Ye Qianrou also bit her lip: "Chen Chu, how did you comprehend the abbot's Zen machine just now?" ”
Chen Chu pouted.
"I don't know what the old monk is talking nonsense about, he said that my things have fallen, but I don't have a few cents in my pocket, my pocket is cleaner than my face, and I don't know better than him if I can't drop it?"
Ahem...... The two women were speechless.
"This benefactor, dare to ask whether it is a wish or a consecration?" At this time, the young monk said in a clear voice.
Han Tingting hurriedly said: "We have opened the light, and there is a token to ask the Hidden Dragon Master to open the light." She said as she swept her beautiful eyes in front of the monks one by one.
The young monk took two steps forward and reached out to receive the token.
Han Tingting shook her head and said.
"This master, my grandmother said that this token must be consecrated by the Hidden Dragon Master."
"The little monk is the Hidden Dragon." The young monk spoke, and said a Buddha call in a low voice.
Han Tingting blinked, and Chen Chu was also a little suspicious, this monk who was at most twenty-two or three-year-old could be the Hidden Dragon Mage of Ox Fork Lightning?
Shocked for a while, Han Tingting took out the token, it was a small Buddha, and the hidden dragon was returned to her after the consecration.
Chen Chu yawned.
"Boss, did you say that Han Tingting is sick, she is far away, and after so many twists and turns, the monk will put a little foot washing water on it......"
Ye Qianrou almost squirted.
"...... Chen Chu, that's called holy water, what kind of foot washing water, if you believe in this thing, you will be spiritual, if you don't believe it, you will be punished for carrying me down the steps for a while. Ye Qianrou said that her face turned red.
Chen Chu couldn't help but feel a beat in his heart.
When the two of them went up the steps, Ye Qianrou's two slender legs clamped his waist, and she already felt the dire situation.
Going down the steps, Ye Qianrou's waves were turbulent, and she didn't know if she could hold it.
"Boss, let's come here every week to draw lots......"