Chapter 14 Acupuncture

Ye Qianrou's face was ruddy.

"Chen Chu, this place is so biased, I won't come next time."

"Otherwise, it is precisely because it is not easy to go up and down the mountain again, so that you can show sincerity and spirit......"

Ye Qianrou glanced at him with disgust.

The three of them didn't want to hear any Buddhism, mainly because Han Tingting came to consecrate her grandmother's token.

Now that the goal has been achieved, and he is just about to say goodbye, at this moment, the hidden dragon mage bows to everyone and salutes.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the little monk is out of the customs today, and I sincerely feel that all the benefactors have come to listen to the sermon, and it is time for lunch and fast, so please move to the backyard, eat the fast, and then go back......

Everyone bowed down to thank them.

Chen Chu asked Ye Qianrou in a low voice: "Boss, let's not eat the meal, let's go down the mountain to the restaurant and order some meat and vegetables to eat." ”

"...... The Hidden Dragon Mage is famous far and wide, and staying for a meal is beyond the dreams of many dignitaries, and you still don't want to? ”

"Huh? What is delicious in the old monk's meal. ”

……

The group entered the backyard, and the meal was already neatly placed.

The Hidden Dragon Master walked behind the most, and suddenly said loudly: "This Chen Shizhu please stay, dare to hear that Chen Shizhu is superb in chess, and he has won the two masters of Whisper and Witty Words under the mountain without much effort, the little monk has a reluctant request, and he also wants to learn Chen Shizhu's chess skills, why don't Chen Shizhu and the little monk move to the meditation room and play a game while eating fast?" ”

Everyone looked at Chen Chu with envy.

The Hidden Dragon Mage actually opened a small stove for you alone, what a great honor.

Chen Chu scratched his head: "Playing chess while eating is not good for digestion." I still won't go. ”

Han Tingting and Ye Qianrou grabbed Chen Chu's waist with their two small hands, twisted them fiercely on the left and right, and muttered in a low voice through gritted teeth.

Chen Chu ...... Don't go too far, hurry up, if you don't go we'll both kill you......"

"Huh? He's a monk, don't you worry about me if you ask me to go to the meditation room to eat alone? Don't worry about me being by that? ”

The two women's faces turned red.

Ye Qianrou almost squirted: "Get out...... The master of the hidden dragon is a high-ranking monk, Chen Chu, you go to give the Ye Group a long face, hurry up, I will give you a salary increase when you come back, otherwise you will want your salary separately. ”

……

Hidden Dragon has a shallow smile on his face, natural, confident, self-satisfied, and like self-humility.

The monk's robe on his body is like a cloud shirt, so light and breezy.

He looks so clean and clean in his gestures, and the person is also refreshing and refreshing, with picturesque eyebrows, like a woman, tall and thin, free and easy, if the throat of the Adam's apple is covered, this may really be misunderstood as a beauty.

"Ahem...... All right. ”

Chen Chu followed the hidden dragon into a meditation room in the side hall.

The Hidden Dragon Monk is spotless, naturally with a sense of elegance and nobility.

"Master Chen, the little monk is best to understand the piano and chess, and today I will learn from Master Chen."

"Uh...... Master Hidden Dragon, just now I and the two little masters of Whispering Witty Words just won narrowly, and their strength is average, and they are generally ......"

Hidden Dragon smiled lightly and sat down on the chessboard in the meditation room.

Chen Chu also sat down, and was killed in a moment.

The other party was a man, and Chen Chu didn't have the heart to move his mind.

After playing a few games of chess in a row, Chen Chu was killed in a mess, and the meal was served, and Chen Chu ate four large bowls.

I can't help but praise the delicious rice.

Zanglong smiled and said, "Master Chen, let's talk about Buddhism again......"

Chen Chu doesn't like to listen to any Buddhism, but Zanglong's voice is clear, the words are correct and round, and the truth he says makes people have to be convinced, and Chen Chu can't defend it.

Before I knew it, more than three hours had passed.

Chen Chu yawned, said goodbye to Hidden Dragon, and went out to the original master and said, "Master Chen, the two female donors who came with you have been waiting for a long time and have not seen you come out, and they have already taken a step ahead." ”

Chen Chu sighed.

When I went out of the five-fold gate, I found that some monks were already cleaning the courtyard, and the pilgrims here had all left, and the mountain gate was about to close.

Chen Chu held his head in both hands, and walked out of Qingyan Temple, feeling a little aggrieved in his heart, secretly thinking that he had mixed up with a stinky monk in the afternoon, otherwise wouldn't it be beautiful to carry Ye Qianrou down the mountain on his back.

After going down the 999 stone steps, I went down the mountain for a while, there is no time in the mountains, the sunrise is fast, and the sunset is also fast.

At this time, a melodious sound of the piano wafted in.

Accompanied by some cool mountain breeze, gusts of strings drifted into the ears, stirring the heart.

"Who plays a good piano?" Chen Chu followed the sound of the piano for more than 100 steps, and saw a misty place in the mountains, and there were some purple bamboos.

This bamboo generally grows in the south, and this purple bamboo is rare, and it must have been formed in DL by unusual means.

Plum blossoms bloom next to the bamboo, splendid chrysanthemums are scattered around, and orchids grow among the plants.

Accompanied by the faint sound of the piano, it makes people flicker with a sense of gain and loss.

Chen Chu looked up and saw an old plaque in front of him writing the words 'Qinghua Nunnery'.

Immediately walked in, the source of the sound of the piano was a white and delicate hand, the small hand fluctuated the strings of the zither, like a trickle, touching the heart.

Chen Chu smiled.

"Witty master, you really play the piano well......"

"You ......" the witty words raised their heads, and saw Chen Chuqin's voice stop abruptly.

"Humph!" The witty words snorted lightly, got up, hugged the guzheng with both hands together and were about to leave.

"Hey, little master of punch lines, don't go, I was so presumptuous just now, that ...... When I heard the sound of your piano, I felt that you had something on your mind to tell, the Buddha said that all living beings are equal, since you have something on your mind, you can use the sound of the piano to say to the grass and trees, why don't you also talk about me as rotten wood and withered grass? ”

"Can you understand my piano?" Punchline look back.

"Well, I don't seem to understand, but I saw Mei Lan Qiuju in front of Qinghua Nunnery, presumably there are earthly demands in the elegance, or you play another song, I guess."

After all, Punchline is only eighteen or nineteen years old, although she is a little nun, but she is also a little girl, and girls are inevitably curious.

"Okay, what do you want to hear, I'll play a song for you to listen to and see what I have in mind."

"Okay, then I'm welcome." Chen Chu scratched his head and laughed.

Punchline had already sat down, stroking the piano with both hands and ready to play.

Chen Chu thought for a moment and said, "That...... Please play a song for me...... Classic, huh? Ah, what are you staring at? If you don't play the phoenix, it's okay to talk about eighteen touches......"

"Whore! There are no good words, farts are stinky farts! Witty stood up.

"Huh? Punchline master, the fart is originally stinky, is it not the witty little master who released the fart? Then I want to smell it. ”

"You...... Sister! Get the guy out, we're fighting this whore today! You whore went to the nunnery to molest me...... What a guts......"

The whispers inside Qinghua Nunnery also came out, holding a sword in his hand.

"Hey, just kidding, and you're going under the knife? Tell you, hit me again, then I'll fight back. ”

"Whore, I'm not only going to beat you, I'm going to kill you!"

Chen Chu touched his nose: "Okay, I'll just use one hand, just one move-dragon gripper." ”

Two or three minutes later, the two of them were each caught, and the two little nuns were stupid and stood still.

Chen Chu was stupid: "Why don't you two hide?" ”

"How dare you catch it if you don't hide?" The two little nuns shouted aggrievedly.

Chen Chu turned around and ran.

The two little nuns almost burst into tears.

"Whisper, come down the mountain with me tomorrow, I'm going to kill this whore."

"Senior sister, did you forget that the master didn't let us go down the mountain? Unless we are still ...... vulgar"

"Humph! As long as you can kill this thief, why not be vulgar......" But the witty words said that he couldn't help crying.

……

Ye Qianrou had already returned home, and when Chen Chu came back, she was tapping on the bright coffee table.

looked at Chen Chu and said with a smile: "Chen Da's bodyguard is back?" Great work. Then she winked at Yan Xiaorou happily.

Yan Xiaorou hesitated a little, then sighed and walked out with a coffee pot in the back.

"Hmm...... Chen Chu, thanks to you in Qingyan Temple today, the token of my best friend and grandmother can be consecrated by Master Hidden Dragon, that ...... This is a good thing sent by my best friend, cat poop coffee, very expensive, you can try it. ”

"Ahem...... Cat poop coffee? Chen Chu frowned.

Ye Qianrou covered her small hand and smiled: "You taste it, and then I will have a drink." As she spoke, she gave Yan Xiaorou a look.

Yan Xiaorou lowered her head and poured two cups, Ye Qianrou picked up a cup of coffee, Chen Chu smiled and said, "Boss, let's bump the cups!" As he spoke, the white porcelain coffee cup gently hit Ye Qianrou's cup.

"Cut, sick." This girl drank it dry in one gulp, and then watched Chen Chu finish drinking, and suddenly giggled.

"Xiaorou, isn't there something wrong with the old man? Why are you smiling like that? ”

"Hahaha! Chen Chu, you were fooled, I put laxatives in the cup just now, you wait to go to the toilet! Haha......" Ye Qianrou smiled and covered her stomach, dancing with her hands.

"Hey! Boss, as the saying goes, a good man can't stand the three bubbles, and I, Chen Chu, am not a good man, so I can't be killed. ”

"Ha Lu Ha! Deserve! Mother, I finally got a game back......"

After a while, Ye Qianrou saw that Chen Chu was sitting upright, and her stomach was gurgling.

She couldn't help but look at Yan Xiaorou suspiciously.

"Mr. Ye, it's not good, the cup has been changed." Yan Xiaorou picked up the two cups and pointed to the marks made on them.

Ye Qianrou suddenly thought that Chen Chu bumped the cup with her just now, and her face instantly turned the color of pig liver, but Chen Chu couldn't hold back her laughter.

"Chen Chu, you've been fired!"

"Boss, you go to the toilet first, and then come out and fire me when you're done with that......"

"You're dreaming! Fired you? It's not that cheap, I have a contract in there, you can't break it. Ye Qianrou hurriedly ran to the toilet.

Vomiting and diarrhea in a hurry.

When they came out, they all looked a little haggard.

Chen Chu sighed, stretched out his hand and said, "Boss, give me your hand." ”

"What for?"

"Treat you? I'll give you a pulse. ”

"You're still going to heal?" Ye Qianrou was puzzled, but she still handed her hand over.

Chen Chu stayed on her pulse for a while, and then rolled up his wrist in the surprised gazes of Ye Qianrou and Yan Xiaorou, and pulled out a silver needle and stabbed it into the acupuncture point on her white and tender arm.

Then the silver needle snapped slightly.

A warm current flowed slowly.

Ye Qianrou's stomach gurgled a few times, but it didn't hurt anymore.

Chen Chu immediately accepted the silver needle.

"Boss, I know how to use medical skills, the cup you just now is slightly yellow, and I know that Lu Dao must be a laxative refined from croton, this kind of laxative is vicious, and it is easy to kill people if you eat too much."

"And you're going to give me a drink?" Ye Qianrou looked a little aggrieved.

"Huh? Is it okay for you to drink it yourself? Anyway, I know some medical skills, and if you drink it, I'll give you an injection to treat it, and you won't be able to die anyway ....... ”