The town mayor's hometown is in Caowo Village. On Sunday, he went home for his father's birthday. I don't want others to arrive home yet, his father's house is already full of people.

The secretary and village head of Caowo Village are one person and two positions. He is the parent official of the town mayor, although the town mayor is a big official outside, but when he returns home, he is still a good citizen of Caowo Village. As the saying goes, a strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, not to mention, the mayor's father, mother, brothers and sisters, are still in the village. I have to take care of the face of all parties in all aspects.

At the banquet, the village chief and secretary of Caowo Village held a glass of wine and saluted the mayor's father with both hands: "Old man, you are also an elder in our Caowo Village." Your family is not big, but you have your son, a big official, and you have become the mayor of the town outside, which is infinitely glorious, and in the future, please support me a lot in your work. ”

The mayor's father is usually a man of few words, and his temper is a little stubborn. He knew that the quagmire village chief who beat him in the seafood building that day was a relative of the village chief secretary in his village, and when the parent official came in today, he carried two gifts in his hand, and he guessed his intentions, he was a villager, and the village chief personally came to congratulate him on his birthday, which gave him enough face.

The mayor also understood what his parents meant, and at the banquet, he only blindly talked about the friendship of the villagers, the seafood restaurant and the work matter, and did not mention a word. This is in response to that sentence, which can only be understood, not spoken. The mayor himself had his own difficulties, and the county magistrate said hello and asked the proprietress of the small hotel to be promoted to manage the seafood restaurant. There is a reason here, last time in the small hotel, to the county magistrate's father-in-law birthday celebrations, the proprietress of the small hotel, I don't know what to do, please the old man, accept her as a goddaughter, set on. Naturally, they want to get some economic benefits, or some real power.

Every man has his own doorway. Here, the village chief of Caowo Village tackled the problem on the town mayor's father, and over there, the proprietress of the small hotel attacked her on the county magistrate's father-in-law. In the seafood building, after the county magistrate's father-in-law was full of wine and food, the proprietress smiled and said: "Godfather, your old man's mouth is not very good, I'll give you an idea, what I said on TV." Chew gum after eating. ”

"Does that play work?"

"Make sure you're satisfied. Others can harm you, can your goddaughter harm you? What is it, I don't know the hearts of good people! The proprietress pouted and pretended to be angry. Half angry and half angry, he opened his little sex.

"Good, good! Can't you do it? The old guy gently patted the back of the proprietress with his withered old hand and coaxed her.

The proprietress pulled out a handful of gum from her pocket, the size of jelly beans. At once, he pressed it all in the mouth of the county magistrate's father-in-law, and wanted to let the old guy enjoy it.

Happiness and sorrow are true. The old guy eats a mouth full of fragrance, and the more he chews, the more sticky his mouth becomes. In order to break free from the stickiness of the gum, he opened his mouth and shut his mouth vigorously. After a bag of cigarettes, he suddenly asked, "My good girl, what's in this gum." How can there still be Hu? ”

"What nonsense?"

"It's the jujube beard, the apricot beard, your jujube and the apricot. Don't you have a beard? "The so-called hu that the old guy said is the seeds of dates and apricots. The local saying is beard.

The proprietress listened to her godfather's question and frowned. Isn't this a bone in the egg, deliberately finding fault? Have any of you ever heard that there is a beard in chewing gum? It's a wonder in the world. But in the face of the county magistrate, she didn't dare to attack, so she had to endure it, the smile on her face immediately receded, and she said with a tiger face: "Godfather, my daughter is loyal to your old man!" Don't let down your daughter's kindness, chewing gum is a foreign product imported from abroad, the quality is 100% sure, if your old man can eat a nonsense from the chewing gum, I will walk to show you! ”

The old guy looked at the seriousness of the proprietress and felt that there could be no beard in the gum, but there were obviously two beards in his mouth! He said, "You just don't believe the old man's words, there is a beard in this chewing gum, if you don't believe it, I'll spit out that beard and show it to you!" ”

The old guy opened his mouth to the dining table, and spit out all the half-hard things in his mouth on the table with a "wow".

The proprietress smelled a smell of wine, a mixture of bad breath and chewing gum, she almost vomited, and she was dizzy, but despite this, she still gritted her teeth, covered her mouth and nose with her left hand, and took a chopstick with her right hand to pull up the pile of dirt on the table.

It doesn't matter if this pull, two people's big teeth were pulled out of it! As soon as the proprietress saw the two big black teeth, she finally couldn't bear it, and with a "wow" sound, she spit out all the things in her stomach into her godfather's shoes! Someone may ask whose shoes are there, waiting for the proprietress to spit them in them. You don't know, the county magistrate's father-in-law has a problem, he likes to take off his shoes when eating. He only looked at his two teeth, and when he got up, he forgot to put on his shoes. Coincidentally, the proprietress wanted to vomit, he hurriedly flashed his body to the side, but the shoes were left in place, and as a result, the proprietress vomited most of the shoes!

The proprietress didn't care about her godfather's angry expression, she vomited all the way and ran home!

The old guy held his two teeth in his right hand, grabbed Gou Youdao's neck with his left hand, and shouted: "The monk can't run away from the temple, she ran away, you major shareholder can't run, hurry up and lose your teeth!" ”

Gou Youdao is outside, he has seen the world, the anti-gun with sticks, the wall pickpocket, who hasn't seen it? All kinds of people from the three religions and nine streams, etc., he has seen the sea, is he still afraid of the county magistrate's father-in-law? I'm in a hurry, Lao Tzu, barefoot, are you still afraid of your shoe-wearing national cadres? He sneered: "In our seafood restaurant, we sell seafood, there are fish, shrimp and kings, but we don't sell chewing gum." Your baby daughter, because she loves you, gives you the imported good things, that is her personal behavior, it is the creation of your grandfather, and it has nothing to do with our seafood restaurant. Your tooth is out, you should go to your baby daughter, as the saying goes, the wine money asks for the pot, and you are angry at me, are you angry? ”

"You?? You! The old guy "you" for a long time, and you didn't come out, but with his withered yellow fingers, pinched his two big teeth, looked at it painfully, looked at it painfully, and suddenly, he howled loudly and cried, grief-stricken looked at the two teeth in his hand with teary eyes, and cried to death: "My two teeth, you two have been with me for 70 years, how much suffering you have suffered, how much tiredness you have suffered." The people in the seafood restaurant, lure me to eat Wang Bacao's chewing gum, obviously they are coming for the two of you, they don't have good intentions, they are blatantly assassinating me, an old revolutionary cadre! ”

Widow Sun came over and asked him: "Old man, you said that you are an old revolutionary cadre, how big an official have you been in your life?" Is it the county magistrate or the district magistrate retired? ”

"Neither."

"And how old are you?"

"When I was in the production team, I was the manager of a pig farm."

"How many people are there on your pig farm?"

"Me and the old boar, just us."

"Hahaha!" There was a burst of laughter in the seafood building.

The old guy also ignored the widow and them, and still held on to Gou Youdao. Gou Youdao really wanted to beat up the old guy, but then he thought about it, he couldn't be angry with people like him, he had a grudge, he had a debt, and the boss lady had nothing to do, and she should deal with it herself. (To be continued......)