Chapter 286
The proprietress of the small hotel, who vomited all the way home, quickly rinsed her mouth and brushed her teeth, then washed her face and combed her hair, and was busy for a while before she stabilized her mind. She thought secretly in her heart: "The steel hook meets the Ryukyus, you are a hero, and I am also a good hand!" I wanted to give the old guy some chewing gum and increase some income for his commissary, but I never thought that the old guy was a small urinal on the coffee table, not such a thing! It was in vain that the old lady wanted to make a fortune! I didn't have any food, but I lost my pocket. Right now, he's being falsely accused, oh my God, how do his teeth grow, chewing gum can stick them down? It's just a strange story for the ages, what kind of way do you think of to get past the hurdle in front of you? ”
It's a blessing or a curse, and it's a disaster that can't be avoided. Since the problem is out, then the general way to solve it, just hiding at home like this is not a solution, avoiding the first day of junior high school, but not the fifteenth. Debts are always repaid. has always been bold and spicy, afraid of him! What's more, the old guy is in the seafood restaurant and doesn't leave, so he has to be sent away, otherwise, what should the seafood restaurant do at night? How do you receive guests?
The proprietress tidied up her clothes, shook her spirits, and took a big stride back to the seafood restaurant, ready to have a big fight with her hob-meat godfather. Even if this godfather and goddaughter break up, they have to blast him out!
Besides, it's huge, I'm done in the back kitchen, and I have nothing to do, so I'll come over to join in the fun. He pretended to mysteriously put his mouth to the old guy's ear, and whispered: "Old man, how old are you this year?" ”
"Old man, I have two in my seventy this year, and I have two zeros."
"Don't you go out much?"
"There aren't many people out of the distance, but there are a lot of turns in the near places. Since my daughter became the county magistrate's wife, she often takes me out on Sundays. There is food and drink, and we don't have to pay for it ourselves, and some people are arched to pay the bills for us. ”
"How's your body?"
"Hey, it's not hard that it's not hard, it's not hard. It's always awesome hard. ”
Huge knows that the old guy is talking about the lower head and waist. He smiled and nodded. continued to talk nonsense: "Old man, do you know where this chewing gum came from, and what is this thing used for outside?" ”
"Chewing gum is imported from abroad, and foreigners like to chew it."
"Isn't that right? How did I hear that this thing was for prisoners? Huge with a straight face, a serious expression.
Xiaohong next to her, listening to the big guy playing with the old guy, felt happy, and showed a long-lost smile on her face for the first time. Widow Sun was also hiding in the small room, her hands were wiping the table, but her mouth was secretly laughing.
Huge said: "Old man." You're too realistic, just as big as me, you're an honest person. Fooled, deceived, don't know wow. Let's tell you the truth. This chewing gum was when a foreign prisoner cut off his head, fearing that he would shout slogans, grab a handful of chewing gum and stuff it in their mouths. Sticking their mouths is for prisoners. Your precious daughter deceived you into not being able to read and write, and she didn't go out much. Fool you. ”
Widow Sun came out of the small private room and said deliberately: "Huge cook, why are you so ignorant? Tell the old bottom of our leader, let's lead. That's what she used to fool her godfather and make money, I see. Hurry up and explain to the old guy and shut him up, otherwise, I'm afraid you won't be able to get your salary for the past five days! ”
The old guy didn't know if he really didn't understand, or he was so angry that he really believed these huge lies, and his angry beard pouted upward, and it just so happened that the proprietress stepped into the door, he rushed over, stepped forward and grabbed her collar, and yelled: "Say! Why do you give me something from a prisoner to eat? You still want to stick to my mouth, and you want to cut off my head! Wow, treat me as a prisoner, go, go to the county magistrate for evaluation! ”
"What prisoner, whose head is cut off? Still sticky? Whose mouth is slimy? What the hell is going on? ”
The proprietress struggled to break free. She saw the huge expressions on their faces, and there were signs of schadenfreude, presumably because they had urinated bad maggots in front of the old fellow, so she didn't let go of them.
Huge didn't even say a word, and went straight into the kitchen.
The proprietress is an elite figure in the end. She weighed the shape in front of her. I don't want to continue to entangle with the huge. When he turned around, he immediately changed his smiling face, walked up to the old guy with a smile, stretched out his hand to rub his chest, and said sweetly: "My father!" You dissipate your anger. Daughter, this will give you the old man's compensation. However, you, as a father, also have to be considerate of your daughter's difficulties. Give your old man chewing gum, that's also a daughter, a filial piety to you, you can't listen to the wind is rain, believe the nonsense of outsiders, and treat your daughter's kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs. The housework in our own family, everything is easy to discuss, as long as your old man speaks, draw a lever, and the daughter is a qiē, it is all up to your father! ”
"Are you telling the truth? Can Dad's words really count? ”
"Honestly, count!" The proprietress swore and patted her chest with her hand.
"Then let me propose a plan, if you promise to let my precious son, your younger brother, come to your seafood restaurant to be the leader, then today's two teeth incident will be eliminated."
"Your son, my brother? What kind of diploma does he have? ”
"His diploma is not low, six first grades."
"Huh? It's still the first grade. That?? So how is his actual work ability? ”
"He's very capable. As early as before he was born, the fortune teller said that he was the champion! Wu Zhuangyuan. It's a pity that he was born at the wrong time, and he was born a hundred years late. The Qing Dynasty, wielding a broadsword and fighting on horseback, failed to catch up! Born blind a general's talent. Hey, this is all his life, and it is also my old man who is not blessed to be the father of the martial champion. The old man shook his head very regretfully, showing helplessness.
The proprietress is not stupid, she judged that her so-called brother was either a fool or a two-hundred-and-five. Do you think, whose child has been in the first grade for six years in a row? Such a martial champion, such an elite, it is better not to have a seafood restaurant. It's better to push this off. Thinking of this, she smiled and said, "Dad, there are few talents like my brother in our county, so you can't overdo it." Or call your son-in-law who is the county magistrate, and arrange to serve in any important department in the county, just be the director of the finance bureau or the director of the education bureau, it's okay! The seafood building is such a small pond, the water is shallow, how can it hold a big fish like my brother! ”
The old guy rolled his eyelids a few times and sighed: "Those officials in the county are all blind, and they don't know gold and jade, and they don't want your brother in any unit." They didn't say that the unit was small, or that they came a day late, and the day before they had just accepted a demobilized company commander as a section chief, so it would be nice if you came a day earlier! Isn't this just prevaricating me? Fuck, the current cadres, all of them are big slippery heads! The good words are all over the place, that is, they don't do people's business, do you say that they are angry or not? ”
Speaking of excitement, the old guy blushed anxiously and his neck was thick, and the stars flew in his mouth, spraying the boss lady with a neck and face, and she quickly flashed a big step back.
The proprietress smiled but didn't answer. Let the old guy vent his dissatisfaction. After he continued to talk and scold, he nagged for half an hour, maybe he was tired, then he stopped, looking at the somewhat strange expression of the proprietress, he finally asked: "Your seafood restaurant, do you accept my son?" ”
The proprietress thought for a while and said, "Whether you accept it or not, it depends on the meaning of the county magistrate." If you ask the county magistrate to write a note, we will definitely accept it. In this way, everyone will be able to talk, and I will be able to explain to the village. According to the instructions of the leader, we are subordinates, not responsible. This is the unspoken rule of our quagmire county. (To be continued......)