Chapter 613
Huang Dakuo came back, and the donkey was the most anxious. He went to the seafood restaurant to complain to Huge. Talk about how he was unlucky. He laughed at him. Only then did he know that Wang Ba was so aggrieved, not to mention, ordinary people really couldn't be it. The leather donkey called Li Er and asked, "Second Master Li, you quickly think of a way to get rid of this harm for me." ”
"What? Call me to kill? I don't do it. Li Er grinned. continued: "Now I know that it's not good to be a king, isn't it? You keep calling people huge, usually you don't want to think about it, what is it like to be huge in your heart? ”
The leather donkey reviewed: "Second Master Li, you have to be forgiving and forgiving." I know it's wrong, can't I change it later? The most important thing in front of you is that you quickly find a place for Huang Dakuo to settle down. He is haunted and haunted by Wufeng, which is not a good sign. In case ??????"
"Not so much just in case. You don't have to worry about yourself and scare yourself, this afternoon, I will go to find a place for Huang Dakuo to live, you can rest assured. ”
"I can't let go, I can't get better. My Second Master Li, you want to. You can't just find a place for Huang Dakuo to live. I have to solve the problem of his eating. He is now penniless, or has no place to stand. Tell him to eat and drink in the chicken shop every day. What would outsiders think? Outsiders will laugh at my skin donkey as the eighth king, even if I am shameless, he can't afford to eat chicken every day? Anyway, if I think about it, the farther away Huang Dakuo is from me, the better. ”
"Do you want to become a monk?"
"It's not! Okay, you're Li Er, you think crookedly, you don't expect me to be good at all, right? ”
"I didn't mean that. Leather donkey, actually, I think. It's good to be single alone, first of all, you are full alone, the whole family is not hungry, and in addition, no one cares about one person. Love is what it is. It's really Zhu Bajie's ears, light and cool. Why not? ”
"Li Er, you are a bastard, don't talk coldly. I don't like to listen to your bullshit! To put it clearly, you Li Er's house and outside the house are not monolithic, and I am in a hurry, and my leather donkey is not easy to mess with, and he is also a good hand when he does those bad things. If you don't believe it, we'll see. Little Peach is also a person, I don't believe that she doesn't listen to and believe partially! Who wouldn't do my best to stir up peace between the two of you, spread rumors, and fan the flames? ”
Li Er smiled and said: "You can take advantage of your yin wind and light your ghost fire, Lao Tzu is going to the village for a meeting." Li Er hung up the phone and stopped listening to the donkey's shouting.
Wufeng asked Li Er in the office: "Have you found a place for that enemy?" ”
Li Er pretended to be deaf and stupid, and deliberately asked, "Wrongdoer? What kind of enemy? I didn't see it. ”
Wufeng quietly approached Li Er, and while Li Er was not paying attention, he reached out and twisted the root of his thigh. It was the most tender part of human flesh, and he twisted his hand vigorously and asked in a low voice, "Do you see it?" Say, "Whose enemy is it?" Don't say yes, do you? Torture! ”
Li Er grinned in pain. Just about to shout, he was stopped by Wufeng: "You can't shout, if you call Lao Yu to hear, your little life will definitely be over." You know? ”
Li Er whispered: "My enemy." That's okay, right? Let go wow, I don't know if I hurt, do I? ”
"Anyway, if you hurt me, I don't hurt, what are you afraid of? Let's see who can hold it? ”
"Uncle Yu. You're here, it's okay, we're having fun. Li Er suddenly said to the door.
Wufeng was startled, and hurriedly gave it away, blushing a little embarrassedly, and looked back in a daze, wanting to explain a few words to Lao Yu. But when she turned her head, where was the shadow of Lao Yu? Just now it was Li Er's plan to get rid of the golden cicada. When he lowered his head and wanted to arrest Li Er, Li Er hid to the side early. Without waiting for Wufeng to come over and arrest him for the second time, Li Er jumped up and ran out of the office, letting Wufeng call for thousands of calls, but he didn't get close to Wufeng's body, and he turned around Wufeng in a hurry, but there was no way.
Seeing that she was about to get off work, Wufeng hadn't caught Li Er yet, her purpose in arresting Li Er was to ask Li Er to arrange a place for Huang Dakuo to live. Do you think, it's dark, Huang Dakuo has nowhere to live, and he can't go to the chicken shop, at that time, two men in one bed, which man did Wufeng call to bed, and which man stood on the head of the bed and watched? That's not a kitchen knife. She had no choice but to call Li Er and begged: "Okay Li Er, I will invite you in the small private room of the seafood building in the evening, and the top priority now is to find a place for Huang Dakuo to live as soon as possible." In the evening, the two of us had dinner, and the donkey didn't ask him to participate, just said that there was something in the village, and we talked about work alone. Please, my good Second Master Li. ”
Wu Feng gave Li Er a hot kiss on the phone: "En! ”
Li Er came to the seafood restaurant in advance, and asked, "Li Er, you are a king and a lamb, it is not dark yet, so you came early to wait for dinner?" I'm not afraid that I can't digest it, and I can't pull it out and suffocate to death! ”
Looking at Li Er, his face did not change and his heart did not beat. Then he asked, "What's going on in the village lately?" ”
Li Er looked like he didn't care about himself, and said lazily: "I heard that the piece of land you wrapped is coming back soon." The gas pipeline has been rerouted, so you might as well plan how your crops will be planted. ”
"What?" Huge jumped up all of a sudden: "The gas pipeline has been rerouted?" Impossible. How can you change this planned route? Isn't this a cheat? ”
"It's better to plan than to change." Li Er put a cigarette in his mouth and hooked his fingers. Huge hurriedly picked up a lighter and lit it for him.
"My good brother-in-law, can you think of a way to keep that gas pipe from changing. You know, I earn an extra 3,000 yuan a year. ”
"Call it brother-in-law now? Isn't that the eight lambs just now? Li Er deliberately made the poor happy.
Huge said a little sourly: "Just now, now is now." One policy, one period. Listen to my sister, donkey invited you to dinner? Are you two colluding with each other for the good things of the village? ”
"The rice is eaten, and it is in the chicken shop, not for the village, it is a personal exchange of feelings, and it is not mixed with other issues. Pure intercourse between classmates. ”
"Interaction between classmates? Aren't we classmates too? Why don't you call me to communicate? Fool whom? "The huge exposed Li Er's tricks. thought he had caught Li Er's handle. Somewhat smug. He grabbed Li Er's collar and almost lifted Li Er off the ground. Gritted his teeth and scolded: "Don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know about the dealings between you and the leather donkey!" If you don't want people to know, you can't do it unless you do. Tell you that Li Er's eight lambs, your every move is under Lao Tzu's surveillance, this is Lao Yu's arrangement, understand? ”
Li Er was taken aback when he heard this from Da Da. Is it possible that Lao Yu is spying on himself everywhere and at all times? He's smart. The magnitude of the problem is recognized. Old Yu is not at ease with himself. It must be that Lao Yu is afraid that he will get too close to Wufeng, and that Wufeng will one day seize Lao Yu's power. Because now Wufeng is making rapid progress and is already a full party member. Also, Wufeng's prestige among the masses in the village is getting higher and higher. The number of people in the village who support Wufeng is also increasing dramatically. It seems that Wufeng has a great hope of winning in the next election after two years.
Li Er was a lazy person who didn't want to get involved in those bad things about power struggles. He himself did not want to be an official. He didn't want to that heart. Now the problem is out, and a huge sentence has leaked out the bottom of Lao Yu. Li Er thought about it, how can he mix between Lao Yu and Wufeng?
Li Er had an idea, and said frankly: "Huge, do you think I don't know Lao Yu's mind?" I admit that I can't count the stars in the sky, and that little bit of in the village can fool my Li Er's eyes? It's a joke! You think you've made less than 10,000 yuan, it's your luck, isn't it? If Wufeng does not agree, he will not sign. Will your contract be valid? I advise you a few words, it is more reliable to be honest with your chef, and to be honest with your people. As for who is the cadre in the village, we are also villagers. Fooling and fooling won't do you any good. Do you understand? ”
"Just you, Li Er is a delicate guy. There is something good going on in the village, you should let me know in advance. I'm going to find Lao Yu. ”
Li Er flashed into the clinic. Shut the door. said anxiously: "It's coming." ”
Liu Xueyin said: "If you have something to say, what are you doing when you close the door?" Those who don't know think that we are doing that in there. ”
Li Er came to Liu Xueyin. told Liu Xueyin about how to monitor himself for Lao Yu.
Liu Xueyin was not only not surprised when he heard this, but laughed: "I still think something big has happened." That's what it was? It's all this, and it's worth your fuss? Is it worth it behind closed doors? ”
Li Er said: "You can't let outsiders hear it." This is no small matter. ”
"In your heart, it may not be a trivial matter, but here I Liu Xueyin, it is no secret. I don't know how many times I've said it, but it's a thousand times, right? Speaking of my ears, early in the morning calloon. God babbling, I thought the sky was going to fall. Liu Xueyin went over and opened the door.
It just so happened that I couldn't breathe and bought medicine. She looked inside, Li Erduan was sitting in the clinic, and stammered, "You two???? Finish???? Huh? ”
"What do you mean it's over? Or the two of us? Liu Xueyin glanced at him dissatisfiedly and explained: "Things are not what you think. Li Er and I, can we do that? ”
"Yes. I'm sure you two can do that. Unable to breathe, he looked at Li Er's crotch with bad intentions. Look at Liu Xueyin's belt. didn't seem to believe Liu Xueyin's words.
Li Er came to the pan and asked, "I can't breathe, look at your look, it's good." Ruddy complexion, handsome appearance, like a big girl in her twenties, it seems that if you leave your man, find a college student, and then stay in the family, it should be more than enough. There are shrimp in the boil. ”
couldn't breathe and was praised by Li Er, and his heart was full of joy. Said happily: "I?? Originally???? No??? It's not ugly, it's just that this breathless breath spoils me. If it weren't for the ???? With this sickness in my body, I can ???? Marry him a bad old man????? Child?????! ”
Liu Xueyin praised: "I can't breathe, you are really beautiful." ”
Li Er came to the point where he couldn't breathe, and he wanted to bend his fingers into hooks like before, to scrape the sore nose that couldn't be opened. Unexpectedly, this time she couldn't breathe and had already taken precautions, and she didn't wait for Li Er to come to her. I couldn't catch a big handful, so I went to grab the baby on Li Er's head. Li Er was unfortunately hit, and he screamed and begged for mercy.
Breathlessly, he said proudly: "Eat??? Accustomed to this???? One bite is??? No? Still want to scrape??? Scraping the old lady?? Nose?? Sour? I call you??? Don't make it good???? Intention! ”
Liu Xueyin broke his breathless hand from Li Er's head. Pretending to teach Li Er a lesson, he said, "Be careful in the future, the rabbit is in a hurry, it can bite." ”
Unable to breathe, she heard Liu Xueyin say that she was a rabbit, and she was a little unhappy, and sarcastically said to Liu Xueyin: "What the hell is ???? Family??? Yes. Fear???? I'm afraid I'll put ???? Plum??? Second, this ??? Baby Lane?? Broken, you to?? It's not good to make it in the future??? Finish??? Right??? Wrong? ”
According to the usual practice, Liu Xueyin wrapped up the medicine she couldn't breathe to buy, collected the money, and pushed her back and pushed her out of the clinic regardless of whether she wanted to or not.
Unable to breathe, he turned around and said, "I'll leave ????, you two????? Go on! Keep the door closed??? Strike again????! ”
Liu Xueyin said with a smile: "Li Er, it seems that you are famous for your romance, there is no one who doesn't know the men, women and children of the East Kidnapper, you are a man with a fancy intestine." ”
Li Erzheng said: "The donkey invited me to dinner, told me that I had a good thing, and I was the first to tell him." Will you treat me to a meal too? ”
Liu Xueyin's big eyes flashed and he bit his lip lightly. Say, "What do you want to eat?" The implication is clear: if you want to do that, you have to wait for the opportunity.
Li Er shook his hand and said, "Don't think about it. Just eat. Others will be talked about later. ”
"Seafood restaurant, or in my house?"
"Whatever you want. It's more suitable in the seafood restaurant, saving me a lot of trouble. ”
Liu Xueyin smiled eating, looked at Li Er with a teasing look. The waves of Se Mimi laughed a few times. Pulling Li Er's hand, the two of them walked out of the clinic one after the other. Ben to the seafood restaurant.
The seafood building is next door to the clinic, so you don't have to walk a lot, just a few steps away. Xiao Hongzuo sat at the bar and played with his mobile phone, and when he saw Liu Xueyin and Li Er coming, he reluctantly turned off his mobile phone, and came out and asked, "You two are looking for a huge chef?" What about him playing chess with the master master in the back? ”
"Where's Widow Sun?" Li Er asked casually.
Xiaohong pursed her lips and smiled, she probably felt that it was a little inappropriate to laugh at Widow Sun, so she covered her mouth with her hand and tried not to let the laughter come out. She said: "Dada is playing chess with Widow Sun, and the master is watching the game from the side. Huge has already won a set. is playing the second game with Widow Sun, and the two of them are fighting against each other, and no one will let anyone. I looked very interesting, so I laughed and asked Widow Sun to scold me, not looking at the marriage advertisement on my phone at the bar. ”
Li Er hurriedly shook his head and warned Xiaohong: "Don't listen to those advertisements on TV and mobile phones, it's a lie." Some women, who have nothing to do when they are full, go to TV and the marriage agency to pretend to be married girls and deceive those honest people. Don't be deceived. ”
Xiaohong put away her mobile phone and asked Liu Xueyin: "Are you here to find a huge master or to eat?" Is Second Master Li going to have another treat today? ”
Liu Xueyin smiled heartily: "Today is my treat." ”
Xiaohong asked suspiciously: "Is it for Huang Dakuo's business?" ”
Liu Xueyin frowned. asked Xiaohong rhetorically: "Do you think I have anything to do with Huang Dakuo?" ”
Xiaohong shook her head and said, "I don't know." The matter of your eastern crutches is complicated. It's dazzling. I don't understand. ”
Xiaohong's words reminded Li Er. He touched his head and said anxiously: "Look at my memory, how can I forget this?" And what about Huang Dakuo? Wu Feng commanded, I can't help it. If I hadn't helped, he would have been 100% wearing a donkey hat. No, I can't grind my teeth with you two here, I'm going to leave. ”
Li Er was just about to go out, but Liu Xueyin suddenly grabbed his arm and asked, "Where to go?" I, Liu Xueyin, have a treat, do you dare not participate? ”
Li Er sat down quickly. said: "Dare to disobey your fate? I'm looking for my own death. I'm sitting here, making a few phone calls, you should allow it, right? (To be continued......)