Wufeng wanted to invite Li Er to dinner at the seafood restaurant, in order to solve Huang Dakuo's problem. When she came to the seafood restaurant, she unexpectedly ran into Li Er and Liu Xueyin, sitting in a small private room, face to face, drinking happily. This made Wufeng angry, and his nose was almost crooked. She was about to come out and leave, but Liu Xueyin ran over and grabbed her and said, "Don't go." ”

Wufeng said angrily: "I'm in the way here, I'm afraid that I will delay your business." ”

Li Er hurriedly got up, laughed haha, and said, "It's Liu Xueyin, she won't let me go." Originally, I went to the village to look for you. But when I thought about it, I was waiting for you at the seafood restaurant. Sit down and drink, I've already done it for you. That man is now working in the factory. ”

"Huh?" Wu Feng couldn't believe her ears, she examined Li Er again, and saw that his eyes were sincere, not like he was lying. I felt that I was a little reckless just now, and I felt that I had wronged Li Er. Just give him a smile. Sitting in front of Li Er generously, he said, "It's me Meng Lang." Forgive me. Why don't you kiss one? I pretended I didn't see it. ”

"Kiss whom? Still pretending not to see it? If he kisses me, does he still need to avoid suspicion? We slept under the same bed. Liu Xueyin smiled. Pour a glass of wine for Wufeng. said: "Your man, my man, and the master in front of me are all classmates since childhood." Although everyone now has their own wives, they have a good relationship after all. Whoever guards is the same. The leather donkey is an old man, why didn't he come? ”

Wufeng said embarrassedly: "He kills chickens at home." Business is good these days, and one person can't be busy. ”

"Wow, isn't Huang Dakuo back? Tell him to help the donkey. The family does not speak two words. The meat is still in the pot when it's rotten. ”

Although Wufeng was dissatisfied with Liu Xueyin's words just now, he looked at what Liu Xueyin said. Wufeng couldn't find a reason to refute it for a while. I want to get angry, but I can't.

Li Er was still clever, and he proposed: "Since the wife of the huge leather donkey is here." I can't call Little Peach over either, so that's fine. I'm going to call the donkey and the two of them at the same time, and we'll have a good drink. Is it okay to take a drunk break? ”

"Wow." The two women clapped their hands in approval.

Li Er went to the Pijia Chicken Shop opposite and called the leather donkey to the seafood restaurant. Da Da was cooking in the kitchen, and after being busy for a while, he came to the small private room, and there was an extra plate of pickles and chili peppers that Li Er likes to eat. Li Er was so happy that his mouth couldn't close.

Liu Xueyin said: "This plate of small pickles is Li Er's own, and you are not allowed to eat other dishes tonight." ”

Li Er tasted the small pickles with chopsticks, and the taste was really good. It was huge with fresh green peppers, plus small parsley grown in his own garden. There are also pimple pickles soaked in water and carefully chopped. In the process of processing, the kitchen knife should be cleaned repeatedly with clean water, and the cutting board should be new. MSG soy sauce should be of the highest quality, especially sesame oil, which must be made of small ground sesame oil and pure sesame seeds. Chili peppers are especially important and must be eaten and picked freshly. Only in this way can the green and fresh taste of the pepper be maintained. In addition, the knife skill must be fine, that is, the pickles and peppers must be chopped very finely. But it can't be chopped indefinitely, so although the price of this dish is not high, it is a plate of really good small pickles. It's not something that ordinary people can do.

There are more dragons and droughts, and there are more wives, which delays cooking. Little Pink was upstairs watching TV. I vaguely heard someone calling her, so she lazily came downstairs. Xiaohongshen said mysteriously: "Boss, just now Liu Xueyin, and Wufeng's two sons, have all entered the small private room, your dear brother is in it, and the two women are drinking, are you going to join in the fun?" I listened to the two of them, as if they were muttering about things that were unfavorable to Second Brother Li, and there seemed to be something older than Huang Dakuo. ”

Xiao Taohong nodded lightly at Xiaohong and said, "Got it." ”

Xiaohong went into the kitchen and prepared rice for a table of guests in the hall. Little Peach cleared her throat, coughed, and sent a message to the people in the small private room, and then strode into the small private room with her head held high.

Wufeng said with a smile: "People don't come in, the voice arrives first." I thought there was a donkey sneezing outside, but it turned out to be the owner of the seafood restaurant. ”

Xiao Taohong said Wufeng: "When I heard you, you are a donkey's voice, and you must be living with a donkey every day, and you have learned some donkey problems." ”

After Liu Xueyin laughed, he pointed to Xiao Taohong and said to Wufeng: "You two, the meeting ceremony is to be sarcastic to each other, this kind of greeting is also strange, right?" ”

The donkey said: "Wang Bazi, why don't you help your sister-in-law say something?" Attack my family's big director? ”

Li Er got up and poured a glass of wine for Xiao Taohong, and respectfully sent it to the front. Just smiled, didn't speak.

Wufeng pointed at Li Er and said, "Have you seen it?" What is it called? It should be called to be attentive and courteous, and it is either a traitor or a thief. ”

Li Er hurriedly corrected: "No, no, no." The donkey woman doesn't mean anything. That's the opposite. Respect for lesbians is a must for a gentleman. I am a gentleman who is a gentleman of the East Kidnapper, how can I be the same as ordinary laymen, and I don't understand the etiquette? ”

The leather donkey looked at Li Er's sour bear-like appearance, and scolded unceremoniously: "What a shit gentleman, you are a stinky shit." A miscellaneous guy who specializes in pleasing women. ”

Wufeng listened to the leather donkey's rude speech, not civilized at all, except for dog fart in his mouth, it was dog shit, which was really inconsistent with the cheerful atmosphere of the banquet. He frowned. Then he criticized: "Rough men are the most hateful." Should not attend today's banquet. Liu Xueyin, kindly invite everyone to sit together. Liu Xueyin mainly invited Li Er today, and invited the mediation committee members in the village, and everyone else came to accompany him. Don't make the owner's face unbearable. Be clear about your identity, especially when there are occasions, and you must not make mistakes. stirred up people's excitement. ”

The leather donkey's eyes widened wider than the donkey's eggs, and when he stood up, he was about to get angry at his wife Wufeng. Da Da hurriedly pressed the donkey and said: "Today is my wife's invitation, but first of all, the purpose of inviting Li Erwang Balamb is by no means to mediate family affairs, as you know, my wife has not cheated recently, and her first love has not come in the past few days!" ”

The huge half-self-confession amused everyone present. Haha laughed.

Li Er said, "Listen to what you mean." Liu Xueyin's first love didn't come for a few days, are you itching in your heart? Are you looking forward to him coming, you feel comfortable? Kiss the donkey on the mouth, don't know the smelly guy! ”

Eryingzi walked along Baoshan Road, holding a dog in his hand, and the dog was still wearing something like a vest. I don't know if the dog was confused or smelled the fragrance in the seafood building, so he dragged Eryingzi into the door of the seafood restaurant. As soon as the beast entered the door, he twitched his nose. Smell here, smell there.

The door of the small private room was open, and the scene of Eryingzi walking the dog happened to make the leather donkey see clearly. He said Eryingzi: "Your family Hongshun, when did you put on the vest first?" The two of you go out for a walk, and you still need to be tethered. ”

Er Yingzi immediately scolded back: "You are a dog, you are a beast." You should have your wife tied up and tied up outside the chicken shop. Wangwang called for the guard. ”

Widow Sun heard the barking of a dog in the hall, and hurriedly came out to see that it was Eryingzi who had slipped the dog to the seafood restaurant. came over and threw Eryingzi out: "Get out, go out." It's not like that. The dog walked to the seafood restaurant. ”

Usually guests come to eat, but few bring dogs. The countryside is not as good as the city, and the status of the dog is far less than that in the city. People. Since I was a child, I have raised a dog to guard the yard, and I am used to tethering it in the yard and letting it out to bite people. It's also a nuisance. Therefore, rural people generally do not leave their dogs alone. Today, Eryingzi pretended to be a city person and came out to walk the dog, Widow Sun couldn't get used to it, and she was also responsible, so she came forward to drive Eryingzi out.

Eryingzi knows that she is wrong, who walks the dog and sneaks into someone's hotel? She hurriedly pulled the dog out, how could Eryingzi not raise a famous dog, it was an ordinary earth dog, smelling the fishy smell and disobedient, it was a thing that remembered to eat and not remember. Eryingzi pulled it out, I don't know why, maybe the dog was angry, maybe the dog was angry, pouted, snorted, and pulled a bubble of thin dog shit in the hall of the seafood building. Smoked a few tables of guests in the hall, covering their noses one by one, some girls who love beauty, and a few students, who vomited "wow" at that time. The seafood restaurant was suddenly full of joy and excitement. Needless to say, the guests ran away one after another. Of course, the checkout must be hands-free, and everyone is running out, who will you go to settle the bill?

Something like this happened, Xiao Taohong was in a hurry, ran out, and without saying a word, she picked up the mop and killed Eryingzi, the earth dog who still refused to leave, in a few clicks!

Xiao Taohong was about to beat Eryingzi, so Li Er grabbed his arm. Since childhood, Eryingzi has been Xiao Taohong's subordinate, and when she was in the production team, Eryingzi was called Xiao Taohong, and she cried several times and called her mother. Now she seems to see the little peach of the year, the heroic spirit that is unstoppable, and she is afraid of it first. Ditched her dead earth dog and ran away, for fear that Little Peach would find her for compensation.

Huge called Hong Shun, took the local dog that Eryingzi had left behind, and slipped into the Pijia chicken shop, in the chicken slaughter pot outside the chicken shop, cleaned up the damn dog, and boiled it in the pot where the chicken was boiled.

Huge personally went to call Lao Yu, Li Er volunteered, went home and got a bottle of good wine, and sat opposite Lao Yu. Just about to eat and drink to begin. Li Er proposed: "Hong Shun, you go home, take a boiled dog leg back to your wife, and ask her to taste the craftsmanship of cooking a huge dog." ”

Old than clapping in approval. , said: "Hong Shun, you just go, a few of us, promise not to move the chopsticks." ”

Hong Shun smiled honestly: "You can eat and drink, don't wait for me." ”

I don't know if Hong Shun's words worked, or if the aroma of the dog meat was really attractive, Lao Yu took the lead and took a sip of wine. Then he raised his chopsticks and said, "Let's eat, Hong Shun will come back and tell him to eat more." ”

Late at night, Lao Yu burped and came out of the Pijia chicken shop dizzily, with a black plastic bag under his arm, where another fragrant dog leg was contained.

Eryingzi didn't hold a grudge because Xiao Taohong beat her dog to death. Instead, I felt that the dog should have died, why? Because Li Er is huge with them, he treats her man Hong Shun as a friend. In the past, no matter which cadre in the village invited a guest, he would not ask Hong Shun to participate. In fact, in the eyes of everyone, Hong Shun is an ordinary person who works. No one treats him as a quick fix. It belongs to the second-class villagers. No one is looking at it. By eating dogs today, everyone not only called Hong Shun to participate, but also regarded him as a friend, what a big progress? The fact that a dog has received such a big benefit makes Er Yingzi a little ecstatic. looked at the dog leg that Hong Shun sent back to him. She was very satisfied. She even thanked the dog. She thinks that without that damn dog, there would be no time for Hong Shun to function. Especially when Lao Yu is drinking. Earnestly taught Hong Shun: "Hong Shun, you should get together with everyone more in the future." Listen to everyone's opinions, and you can't always lie at home and can't get out. You see outside, a bunch of people drinking, playing cards, drinking tea,, how good. It's much better than staying at home and watching TV. ”

Wufeng said: "On TV now, there are only some advertisements and products promoted. Most of them blow over the head, but in fact, there are some things that are not as godly as they are blown on TV. ”

"What is television? Television is for the rich to blow the trumpet. Especially those rich women, who are acting in a TV series, are called curvaceous, bullshit, and they are just showmanship! Putting a thick layer of pastel on their faces, they were told that they washed the things off their faces. On her face, it's either pockmarks or scars, and wrinkles, it's obviously an old woman. came out but forced the little girl, acting back and forth, she would shake her head and tail like that, which made people feel disgusted when they watched it. Those big stars. It's not as good as our five phoenixes. ”

Influenced by the leather donkey, Huge also began to sigh: "There are many beauties on TV. You can see it, but you can't touch it. With makeup, the eyebrows are all painted. Beautiful faces are all made, and they are made in foreign countries, which makes people's hearts itch. ”

Before he finished speaking, one of his ears had already been grabbed by Liu Xueyin, and he asked, "What did you say just now?" It's itchy in your heart, isn't it? Liu Xueyin's hand screamed, and the huge side screamed.

Li Er said: "I am not uncommon to be beautiful. It's at home. Especially those so-called beauties on TV, there is almost no real goods, and most of them are fakes. It's not the old cucumber painted with green paint, or the artificial beauty, and what other transsexuals, a man is good, and he picks up his three major pieces, and he becomes a woman, do you think it's strange? Now it's a world of flowers, the forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds. I think it's still affordable for dog meat! It tastes fragrant and chews in the mouth, which is a hundred times stronger than those foreign girls who can't be seen and touched. ”

Lao Yu concluded: "Virtuous nephew, you can't compare beautiful women with dog meat. Comrade beauty, it's for you to see. This dog meat is for you to eat. Each has its own benefits, and each has its own uses. Let's say someone likes to drive a car to work, magnificently. Some people like to walk to work, which is called exercise. Cabbage tofu, each with its own love. ”

Everyone responded with warm applause for the incisive summary of Lao Yu.

Xiaohong came in quietly, leaned next to Wufeng's ear, and said a few words. Before Wufeng finished listening, his face had already changed. He looked very anxious.

Li Er is a clever ghost, he didn't wait for Wufeng's instructions, so he took the initiative to come out, went to the corner outside the chicken shop, and asked Xiaohong what happened?

Xiaohong told the story again. Li Er immediately returned to the chicken shop and said a few words to Lao Yu. Lao Yu waved his hand and told Li Er to leave.

Li Er came to the outside of the Pijia chicken shop and asked Huang Dakuo: "Are you a little late to buy chicken to eat now?" Is there a suspicion of sleeping with Wufeng? Everyone is drinking, would you like to come in and have a few drinks? ”

Huang Dakuo said: "You go in and get me a chicken, the money is here." He handed a hundred yuan to Li Second.

Li Er entered the door, put the money in front of the donkey, and didn't speak, so he went to the big aluminum basin containing the chickens, picked out two chickens, took them out and gave them to Huang Dakuo, told him a few words, and sent him away.

The donkey took a sip of wine. Picked up the money that Li Er put in front of him, glanced at it, quickly took it in his hand, looked carefully under the lamp, flicked the money with his fingers and said, "No! It's my family's money! ”

Li Er was shocked and hurriedly asked, "The money was given to me by an outsider, saying that it was to buy chicken." The money is all printed by the state, and it looks the same, how can you conclude that this money belongs to yours? I'm afraid you're wrong, right? ”

The donkey jumped up at once, smashed the money in his hand, blushed and shouted, "There is a mark on this money, it is the ??? That one??? I couldn't breathe the day before yesterday to buy a chicken for me, I was afraid that I couldn't breathe and cheat, so I used a pencil on the money and wrote three small words that I couldn't breathe. ”

Huge took the money and looked at it carefully, really, what the donkey said was right, on that money, there were really three crooked pencil words that couldn't breathe.

The donkey questioned Li Erdao: "My family's money is locked in my drawer, why did it end up in the hands of outsiders?" Say, who came to buy the chicken just now? Tell me, how did my family's money end up in the hands of outsiders. ”

Li Er said with a smile: "It's easy to say, let's get straight to the point." Huang Dakuo came to me to borrow money, but I didn't have any cash in my hand, so I borrowed 1,000 yuan from Wufeng and gave it to Huang Dakuo. I borrowed the money, and I will return it to Wufeng in the future. ”

The donkey suspects that there is a ghost here. Looking at Wufeng angrily, he suspected Wufeng and secretly gave the family's money to her ex-husband Huang Dakuo.

Wufeng said calmly: "Donkey, you don't have to be suspicious. You have the money at home, you can know if you don't know it, check to see if it is a thousand dollars less. ”

In front of everyone, the donkey opened the lock on his drawer, took out the money, and counted it, as Wufeng said, it was indeed a thousand yuan less.

Li Er asked, "Is the amount of money right?" A thousand bucks for sure. I'll be responsible for giving it back to you. ”

Wu Feng glanced at Li Er with a grateful look. Thank you to him for helping her through a family crisis.

Lao Yu said: "Drink wow, eat meat wow??????" (To be continued......)