Chapter 122: Masturbating with a cactus
Chen Chu ran out of the city for a while.
The speed is not fast, passing by the grove and thinking about it, it is better to forget it, it is important to do the right thing.
I will compete with Hidden Dragon tomorrow, and at present, the peak realm of the eighth level of qi training is still a little worse than others, and if I let go of some of the essence in my body with a woman, I am even less sure.
Women often have it, but small lives are not often, and if you lose your life once, you will be completely gone.
simply quickened his pace, and Zheng Shuang followed behind for a while, but he couldn't find Chen Chu's person anymore, and he was so angry.
Chen Chu went out of the woods, looking for a quieter hotel or something.
As I was walking forward, I saw a small two-story building with the words "Guest House" written on it.
What age is it now, they are all using the names of warm hotels, love huts, QQ love bars, or all kinds of hotels, and then hotels, hotels or something, the three words of guest house are old yellow calendars, and young people will not think of the meaning of hotels.
Walking into the guest house, Chen Chu hurriedly found a room, the window was cooler, and then paid the money to stay.
The rooms are all solid walls, which makes Chen Chu very satisfied.
Although this is an old building in the sixties and seventies, the buildings at that time were very strong, and the current tofu slag project is like playing with fucking Tetris, all of which are houses made of hollow bricks, and they are fucking expensive and expensive, and the price of a cemetery.
Not to mention the earthquake, after a long time, that kind of house will fall down by itself, anyway, the wolf-hearted officials will not live in that kind of house, and everyone else is made of reinforced concrete and concrete, and it is likely that the mass atomic bomb will not be able to burst it. Really authentic cement coffin.
Although the people of the sixties and seventies were not rich, they did not dare to say that there was no tofu dregs project, but no matter how weak the tofu dregs were, they were stronger than they are now.
Chen Chu knocked on the wall, 2/4 of the wall is built with two layers of bricks, this kind of technique in the sixties and seventies, even now it can completely resist earthquakes and floods.
Exhaled and closed the door, Chen Chu immediately pushed open the window, and the wind blew in, very bright, more enjoyable than electric fans and air conditioners, this is the wind of nature, people, always live in nature.
At this time, Chen Chu saw that there were seven or eight pots of small cacti and cactus balls in the corner of the wall, which could purify the air or something, but the tenant didn't like it, or for other reasons, they were all placed in the corner of his room.
Chen Chu exhaled, although this thing is drought tolerant, it should also be watered, the soil has dried up.
Simply pity these small bonsai plants.
Chen Chu went out to find a basin and got two basins of water, and watered these cacti and cacti all the water, feeling that he had done a great deed, and he should take a photo to give himself a thumbs up.
This product was really filmed and posted on WeChat.
Then he sighed, and he couldn't water the sun without watering.
Then put these cactus cactus balls on the balcony and soaked in the sun.
At this time, the broken mobile phone vibrate, and it turned out that someone replied on WeChat.
Ye Qianrou hummed...... snorted.
Tang Tiantian sent a smile, saying Brother Chu, your friend is loving, the little women love those little cacti, cactus balls or something, if you can give these to me as flowers for marriage proposal, I will marry you without hesitation.
Chen Chu pursed his lips, feeling that Tang Tiantian was teasing herself again.
Looking down, Liu Bingbing gave him a save, saying that he would secretly play with his mobile phone, and Ban Xiaoxue had just gone to pee......
Ban Xiaoxue praised it and said that you have no conscience.
……
After Chen Chu flipped to the top, he praised it when he saw the signature Hidden Dragon.
And said that Brother Chu is really good Yaxing, don't forget to come tomorrow to learn kung fu.
Chen Chu exhaled, thinking to himself, Nima, the monk still plays WeChat? I don't know if this hidden dragon also uses WeChat or something to bubble the girl, and it's even more strange when he added himself to this product, how did he know that Lu Dao's WeChat account, this dead bald donkey.
I simply clicked on the pattern of the hidden dragon and found that this product has updated a lot of pictures.
What was just updated not long ago is: Jianghu Martial Arts Conference, evil does not prevail over good.
Chen Chu exhaled, hurriedly clicked on it, and saw that there were still pictures with them, and there were many monks, Taoist priests, and nuns, among which the immeasurable master was still inside, followed by two little nuns of Qiaoyu and Witty Words. Both of them are cultivators with hair and hats on their heads.
Qiaoyu is still so delicate and beautiful, Chen Chu can't help but think of her little buttocks, it feels so good to the touch.
And the little nun of Witty Whisper is honestly more beautiful than her junior sister Clever Whisper, but she is sideways, only half of her face is shined, and she is still angry.
Chen Chu thought to himself, this little girl is vicious, she may not be thinking about anything!
It's probably because I'm thinking about how to harm myself tomorrow! You little girl, Lao Tzu must find a chance to accept you.
Slept you to sleep and become Lao Tzu's woman, see if you still have to be nervous?
I simply looked at the next picture.
is a woman, the woman looks a bit like the actor Zhao Min, with a thin face, deep eyes, a tall head, and a sense of sexiness and anger all over her body.
There is also a note below - Xia Qingqing, the heir of Miao Jiang.
Chen Chu couldn't help but shudder, the word Miao Jiang made him too sensitive, he slept with a Miao Jiang girl last night, and he was still a virgin.
The first feeling is that it is very tight...... Very nervous.
The second feeling is still tight.
And the skin is also slippery, of course this is the feeling in bed, and the two rolled twelve times last night.
And the feeling under the bed Chen Chu is a little creepy.
Early in the morning, Shui Qing took her two boxes and went into the mountains and forests of DL, saying that she would find a graveyard and then use carrion to feed the poisonous spiders inside, the kind of black widows.
Chen Chu couldn't help but shudder.
I feel that this woman is the black widow poisonous spider who has become sperm, and he has slept with her in his arms all night.
I'm afraid that one day I will wake up full of black widow poisonous spiders.
And the heir of Miao Jiang is almost the meaning of a descendant, or an official in the clan.
Chen Chu grinned, this girl must be more evil than Shui Qing, Shui Qing, this girl was hugged by him last night, and then said that she is an inner disciple of Miao Jiang, so what kind of heir is this, is it considered an outer door elder or a more awesome inner door elder or something?
Chen Chu couldn't help grinning and looked down, there was Emei behind him, that is, the nun sect of the immeasurable old woman.
And I also saw a group of people called the Present World Gang......
Behind the Present Gang there was a scruffy old man with scissor hands.
Hidden Dragon didn't mark who he was, and Chen Chu didn't feel like a good thing anymore, this old guy was almost as sloppy as Yao Dan.
Yao Dan is tall and thin, this old man is not tall, a little sloppy beard, and his clothes are also very shabby.
Immediately, another photo was a couplet.
And there is a close-up inscribed by an old fellow.
Chen Chu's eyes widened, the man with a tall black hat turned out to be Yan Wenzheng.
Yan Wenzheng wrote: "Punish the evil faction, Kuang Justice, the rivers and lakes are in an emergency, the heroes are surging, and the people of the world are helped." ”
The next link is: "Destroy Chen Chu, get rid of traitors, get rid of moldy tumors, raise all knives at the same time, and kill in unison." The horizontal batch is - beaten to the death. ”
Chen Chu exhaled, thinking to himself Yan Wenzheng, this old horseman, it seems that he is still light when I fix him! He should be more ruthless and let him enter the coffin completely.
I simply turned off my phone.
Chen Chu exhaled, feeling that it was important to hurry up and cultivate, as long as he broke through the ninth realm and defeated the Hidden Dragon, it was estimated that those horse dung eggs and other things that were summoned would be able to break by themselves.
……
I'm cultivating.
Downstairs, a pair of long legs strode into the guest house.
Zheng Shuang originally wanted to rest, although he has a proud model figure of 1.82 meters, and the proportion of his thighs is obviously longer than his upper body, but after all, he is a girl and his physical strength is limited.
was thrown away by Chen Chu, and it took a lot of effort for this big girl to get out of this wood.
I hate in my heart, and I am tired and sweaty.
There is this guest house nearby, and a mile or two further on, you will come to a wide street.
The beauty Zheng Shuang bought a bottle of water, and the aunt in the guest house saw that she was very beautiful, and said that she would go to the toilet, so she asked her to help take care of it.
This aunt went to pee.
Zheng Shuang's big eyes swept the computer, and he was suddenly stunned.
At ten o'clock in the morning, Chen Chu, ID number is...... Home address, Hancheng City, Dayangshu County, Dayangshu Town, Dayangshu Township, Xiaoyangshu Village No. 2 Community.
The big beautiful girl's eyes widened, and she immediately became interested.
Holding a SLR in his hand, this one is happy.
When the eldest aunt came back, Zheng Shuang smiled and said, "Auntie, I will also turn on the machine and rest in the room, I want room 218." ”
Chen Chu is room 219, which is in the innermost, and the 208 of the big beautiful girl Zheng Shuang is next to him, which is a relatively quiet room inside.
Entering the house, Zheng Shuang prepared a tape recorder, a microphone, and a single-lens reflex camera around his neck, and secretly walked to room 219, ready to push open the door and go in for an interview, thinking that this time he must succeed.
However, when I pushed the door, I found that the door was locked.
Zheng Shuang frowned, and suddenly there was a way.
She returned to her room and walked to her balcony, where she saw that it was very close to Chen Chu's balcony.
If someone else wants to take a step and a half, this girl's pair of long legs can be done in just one step, and she can also play a word horse, which is a good job.
Zheng Shuang hung something around his neck, and then stepped away.
However, Zheng Shuang still looked at the lawn below to see if there was anyone or something, not for fear of being suspected of being a thief, but because she was wearing a little inconvenient today, the black step skirt, as soon as she took such a step, the red panties inside were seen, this is not good, after all, it is her own mysterious area.
You can't be touched, and you can't look at it.
Zheng Shuang saw that there was no one, so he stroked the black one-step skirt up, and then revealed the plump white thighs, she was wearing stockings underneath, the kind of open crotch pants looked, that is, the thighs were stockings, and the thighs were exposed, and the kind of erotic underwear that could wrap the underwear, the little girl also liked sexy.
Although there are no men, there is nothing to do to put on this mirror and complain about it.
The girl stepped away, put her long legs on the balcony, and then grabbed the wall with both hands and stepped over, but when she stepped down from the balcony, she was dumbfounded.
The scolding lady in my heart, when I just stepped over the balcony, I was a little proud, and I wanted to climb into the window of others, and I took a step out of one leg only to find that I don't know which thing lacked virtue in the road, and the window was full of many cacti and cactus balls.
Although Zheng Shuang's legs are long, they are not so long, and the moment she landed, she dodged left and right, calling it landing, but her legs shrank.
It happened to be riding on a small cactus, and it seemed to be stabbed in the back of the butt by a cactus.
"Ah......h
Chen Chu opened his eyes violently.
I saw Zheng Shuang riding a pot of cactus balls and crying.
Chen Chu's nostrils were hot immediately, and he couldn't help but exhale when he saw Zheng Shuang splitting his legs to reveal his small red underwear, and riding a pot of cactus balls on his legs.
His eyes were staring at people's underwear, and he was almost bleeding from his nose.
Zheng Shuang grinned and said, "You ...... There are no tweezers, I want to pull out the thorns......"
Chen Chu coughed twice, his eyes staring at people's underwear: "No, but you can go to the hospital." ”
"No......" Zheng Shuang hesitated: "If I go to the hospital, I will be embarrassed, I am on TV every day, there are few people who don't know me, and I am still pierced here, if it is a male doctor, how can I be embarrassed?" And I won't be able to be a man anymore, the host of the TV station, I was stabbed by a cactus ball here......" she couldn't go on anymore.
Chen Chu nodded: "Yes, you're right, you accidentally rode on a pot of cactus balls, and those who don't know how to do it think you masturbated with cactus......"
Zheng Shuang almost fainted when he heard it.