Masturbating on a cactus?

Zheng Shuang's head was dizzy for a while, what she was doing was news every day, and she sat in the small white van of the TV station and ran around digging gossip when she had nothing to do.

Naturally, I understand the effect of this explosive news.

If it was in the newspaper, 'DL's intern beauty reporter can't stand the loneliness of Spring Palace masturbating on a cactus', this must be a front-page headline, and she will become popular immediately.

But she's not a shameless person like a star.

No way!

Absolutely not!

"You come to help me......" Zheng Shuang cried with a sad face.

Chen Chu exhaled and thought to himself, really, a big beauty girl is a big beauty, even if she cries and mourns, her face is so good-looking.

"Well, I'll help you." Chen Chu stretched out his hand.

Syllable!

was slapped open by Zheng Shuang: "Where are you touching!" I'll let you hold my hand......" Zheng Shuang blushed and was almost picked up by this kid.

Pulling Zheng Shuang up, Chen Chu exhaled, he really felt a little pressured, and he suddenly found the time when he had sex with Liu Bingbing half a year ago.

At that time, he was much shorter than Liu Bingbing, and he almost stood on a stool from behind.

And now that she has grown up, but with Zheng Shuang, there is a gap again, the woman is already obvious, Zheng Shuang raised his head, his face was entangled, and Chen Chu was about the tip of her nose.

And seeing that this big beautiful girl had a bunch of cactus thorns on her buttocks, Chen Chu smiled: "That, I'll help you pull it out!" ”

"Get out!" Zheng Shuang glared angrily, thinking that this product was too shameless,

She reached out and pulled out a few thorns behind her buttocks, and with a tingling feeling, she hurriedly said to Chen Chu: "You turn my face away!" ”

Chen Chu snorted, and then said: "This thing has an anesthetic effect, you have to pull out the thorn quickly, otherwise your thighs will be numb for a while, and your whole body will be numb after a while." ”

"What?"

"Huh? Don't you, a person with a master's degree, even understand this simple common sense? The thorns of cacti and cacti are poisonous......"

After Chen Chu finished speaking, Zheng Shuang's face became even more entangled.

"Ahem, I'll tell you, you have to hurry, otherwise you will faint after a while, I will have to give you artificial respiration to save you, and I have to press your chest, if it doesn't work, I can only call 120 to rescue you......"

"No......" Zheng Shuang's eyes were red, this product gave himself artificial respiration?

How can it be?

She is a goddess of 1.82 meters, this product is only 1.76 meters, such a short man will never choose in her life, she doesn't want to find someone shorter than herself, and his education is ...... I didn't hit my own request, isn't it just kissing my mouth if I do artificial respiration?

His stinky mouth wants to plug his fragrant little mouth? How can this be?

And also to press the chest? Isn't that just a gangster? Still want to call 120? The firetruck is really coming, and I am ashamed to lose my hair.

"Chen Chu! Hurry up and think of a good way! ”

Chen Chu shrugged: "Miss, why don't you think of a way for someone with such a high education?" What do I think as a person with a primary school diploma? I'm stupid, I can't help it, I can only send you to the hospital, for example, I can't come up with the idea of letting me pull out the thorn for you, although I am a very good Chinese medicine practitioner in our village, and even many officials in Hancheng have come to me for treatment, but I, Chen Chu, have always had a flaw and problem, that is, I am too low-key, I don't like publicity, although I am a great Chinese medicine doctor, but I refuse to say it to anyone, and I will not admit that I am ...... if I die."

Zheng Shuang was so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh. She has some connections, and this thing is just stalling for time.

At this time, her buttocks were a little numb, and her thighs seemed to be a little numb, if she ......

She couldn't help but think a little hard, if she had gone into shock, what would she do if she took the opportunity to give herself to Huo Huo? The raw rice is cooked and cooked, and I can't afford to lose this person, so don't you want to marry her cheaply? And she is still a virgin......

The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, damn it, it was this bastard who put this shitty thing like cactus balls around the balcony, why didn't he die......

"Bastard...... Zheng Shuang's eyes almost burst with tears, and he shook his short hair and said, "Go find a doctor!" Hurry up! Come to the clinic! ”

"Doctor?" Chen Chu touched his nose and felt that he had said a bunch of nothing.

"Ahem...... Do you want a man or a woman? ”

"Nonsense! Female, of course. Zheng Shuang thought to himself, do you need to talk about this? It's really a pig's brain, what can a male doctor give himself? I can't let him see it!

"Well......" Chen Chu nodded: "However, this is a little far away from the hospital, female doctors generally don't come to this remote place, especially for women like me, I don't feel at ease, besides, I can find it in a private clinic, but it takes time, this private clinic is not easy to find, here is more than a mile away from the city, I go to the city, and then take a taxi to go back and forth, plus the traffic jam, I pee again, this time is almost an hour, and I may not be able to find it, But this thorn is estimated to be about to have a poisonous gas attack in ten minutes, I'm not scaring you, if one or two are okay, you have pierced so many thorns, you may be in danger of life......"

Zheng Shuang exhaled: "Then what do you say?" ”

"Or ......" Chen Chu sighed, as if he was very reluctant to say: "Or I'll make an exception to help you heal once, I usually don't accept this kind of minor surgery, but I have always been a strict person, a gentleman is frank, and I won't talk nonsense everywhere, today's matter, God knows that you know I know, there will be no third person who knows the Tao, and now I am the only one who helps you pull out the thorns......"

Chen Chu said that his palm flipped over, and a piece of silver appeared in his palm.

The shiny silver needles shimmered in the sunlight.

Chen Chu's two fingers dexterously played with the silver needle, and after practicing with a brush, the palm of his hand was like a devil playing with a big knife.

Zheng Shuang was dazzled when she saw it, in fact, she was angry and anxious, and the cactus ball thorn really had a paralyzing effect, so she was already a little confused.

"You...... How can it be...... Ah......" Zheng Shuang bit his lip, and felt that his body was getting weaker and weaker, and he was reluctant to make it difficult, so he nodded a little far-fetched.

Chen Chu felt like he had been pardoned, and hurriedly stretched out his hand and said, "That, you hurry up and go to bed...... Oh, it's time like this, why are you still shy! You are the patient, I am the doctor, and we have a pure patient-patient relationship! I said that you little girl doesn't look very old, why are you full of dirty brains! You're thinking about what kind of mess......"

Zheng Shuang was pushed to the bed, his buttocks hurt, and the thorns of the cactus ball pierced deeper.

"I ...... What should I do......" Zheng Shuang was dizzy, feeling that his pure ass had not been seen by a man, but was seen by this man? How can it be?

But it can't be helped.

Chen Chu exhaled: "Hmm...... Okay, take off your pants, I'm going to pull out the thorn. What the? Don't take it off? How can you do it without taking it off? If you don't take it off, I'll call the hospital and find a few old Chinese medicine doctors to take off your pants, really, I can't pull out a thorn in your butt from a twenty-year-old guy, you have to be a few old men in your sixties and seventies, and your hands full of age spots will touch your buttocks, and you will be comfortable with thorns, aren'......t you sick?"

Zheng Shuang's head dizzy.

It's the same thing if you take it carefully, forget it, just treat it as a ghost claw and touch it, it's cheaper than ...... It's better than those lustful old Chinese medicine doctors.

A few days ago, she reported that an old Chinese medicine doctor was intoxicated with a female patient and threatened the female patient, and she was disgusted.

I don't want to be touched by the hands of age spots, and the face of age spots rubbing around......

Don't think about it anymore, Zheng Shuang said in a low voice: "I...... I don't have the strength, you can take it off......"

……

Although Chen Chu took it off little by little, he was not polite and picked up Zheng Shuang.

Of course, there are no thorns in the upper body.

Zheng Shuang said in a blur: "You...... Do you have alcohol sanitization? ”

Chen Chu didn't have that thing.

But in the next sentence, Zheng Shuang almost wanted to die.

Chen Chu said: "Saliva is a sterilizer. ”

Zheng Shuang suddenly thought of a very, very embarrassing picture, a picture that men often do for women in Japanese AV.

However, her head was dizzy, and the anesthesia of these thorns still made her faint unbearably.

……

When he was an hour, Chen Chu's work was completed.

Licked his lips.

Tidy up Zheng Shuang's skirt.

After a while, Zheng Shuang slowly came to her senses, and when she saw Chen Chu next to her, she was ashamed and angry.

Seeing that his skirt had been worn, he knew with his toes that he was wearing this product for himself, and he was riding a cactus, and so many thorns were pulled out.

This is a lot more careful.

Thinking of this, Zheng Shuang felt like he had a nightmare, it's over, it's all over.

Chen Chu looked innocent.

"Ahem...... Comrade Zheng Shuang, I have already helped you pull out the thorns, and you are safe. ”

"Okay? Is the old lady speechless? Zheng Shuang sat up with her buttocks and looked at Chen Chu and said, "Let me ask you, what did you use to disinfect just now?" ”

"I ...... Saliva? ”

"What?" Zheng Shuang was a thunderbolt on a sunny day.

Chen Chu smiled and said, "What are you thinking?" Why are you so secretive about your illness and avoiding medical treatment? Let me ask you, if you have a child in the future, and then have a difficult birth, hemorrhage, and go to the hospital and happen to deliver a male doctor, do you hold back and not have a child? Or is the child already on the rise, and you still have to stuff it back? ”

"You ......" Zheng Shuang's eyes were hot and tears flowed, pointing at Chen Chu's lips and trembling with anger.

Chen Chu shook his head: "What are you?" You're still a master's degree, and you're still the one who finished seven years in three years! Why are you so feudal and unreasonable! Human beings are evolved from apes, and in life, fingers, toes, heads, buttocks, including hair, are all of the same status, for example, if I touch your face now, it is the same as touching your buttocks, you don't have a sense of discrimination or superiority over the parts of the human body, okay? Also, I am a Chinese medicine practitioner and a doctor, and our profession is noble for both men and women, I hope you don't worry about this little thing, okay, you can leave if you have nothing to do......"

"Me?" Zheng Shuang wanted to refute, but felt that the words of the rebuttal were weak.

Chen Chu scratched his head: "By the way, you saw your key, you live next door, right, if you don't go, I'll go." ”

Chen Chu grabbed her key, and then came back and moved those cacti to the next door, saying that he was afraid that this big girl would retaliate against these cute cactus cacti or something.

Zheng Shuang was about to die of anger, the house broke her teeth and swallowed it in her stomach, she was in no mood at all for the interview, only hatred was left, and people didn't give her time and opportunity for the interview, so she locked the door of her room after finishing her work, and people went back to the house.

After half an hour, Zheng Shuang got out of bed and knocked on Chen Chu's door, and then ran to the balcony to see, but there was no one else, and he walked downstairs with two long numb legs.

The eldest aunt glanced at her and said, "The young man checked out just now, and he was really nice and helped her water the flowers."

Chen Chu ...... I'm going to kill you......" Zheng Shuang cried, biting his red lips tightly, and clenching his fists tightly with both hands.

She knew best what this thing had done to her.