Chapter 416
Where did Li Er go? Did Zhang Fengxian Xiao Taohong estimate that she went to Mushroom Mountain and went to find Huahu? Zhang Fengxian stomped her feet anxiously and instructed Xiao Taohong: "Call and ask, where is your baby brother?" It's really uncomfortable. It's like a child, when his mind is hot, he will do whatever he wants to do, and he never cares about the consequences. Such a person, I have had enough of him, in the next life, one aunt and grandmother screamed, and I will not serve this unruly master. ”
Xiao Taohong tilted her head, looked at Zhang Fengxian, and said, "Is this true?" Will you really not serve in the next life? ”
"I really don't wait."
"Well, that's what you said, don't go back. I'll tell my brother and see what he says. Xiao Taohong dialed Li Er's phone and asked, "Kiss brother, why aren't you at home?" My eldest sister and I have stewed Wang Ba soup for you, so let's go home and eat it. My eldest sister just said that she will not serve a master like you in the next life, and she said that you are not in a good way. ”
Li Er said: "What about me, don't worry about Huahu, take a trip to Mushroom Mountain, implement the situation of Huahu, and return in a few days, you tell Zhang Fengxian, you two wait patiently for a few days, don't worry about me, Li Er's life is big, as for the stewed Wang Ba soup, I will reward you two to drink, count me as an apology to you, and say goodbye without saying goodbye, the eldest sister is born with this kind of anger." ”
Zhang Fengxian was naturally afraid of Li Er, so she asked Xiao Taohong to call Li Er, and what the two said on the phone, she heard it clearly next to her. After the phone call, she was relieved. Take the initiative to take out the dishes and chopsticks and put them away, scoop a bowl of Wang Ba soup for Xiao Taohong, scoop a bowl yourself, take out a bottle of good wine in the cupboard, put it in front of Xiao Taohong, and ask, "Two, drink some?" ”
Little Peach rolled her eyes and snorted softly in her nose: "Drink it." Who's afraid of whom. As he spoke, he took two big cups, and Zhang Fengxian, put one in front of each person, filled it with wine, and asked, "Say, how to drink?" ”
Zhang Fengxian replied: "I'm not setting up a banquet, what are you doing here?" If you want to say that you are simply drinking, the head of the house is not at home, and we can't make up for it by stealing it. But I declare that this is drinking, not desperate, robbing my man, and I will talk about it later, it has nothing to do with today's wine, do you understand? Don't settle accounts in the next autumn and tell me in front of your own brother and make me scolded. ”
Little Peach sighed: "It's as heavy as holding it on your back." In reverse, it's just a little thing, and now, I'm shameless. I have all the children, and I still care about the use of a face. Let's make do with it, let's crutch from east to west, and crutch from north to south. There is not a single one in the four villages, from adults to children, who does not know the about me and my own brother. The characters are easy to write, but not easy to do. Eldest sister, do you think this is the reason? ”
Zhang Fengxian was silent, raised the cup in his hand, touched it with Xiao Taohong, and the two of them each took a big sip.
Xiao Taohong put a king eight paws into her bowl, gave a piece of meaty Wang Ba belly to Zhang Fengxian, took a bite, and said slowly: "People live in the world, it is not easy to go through this experience. What about me, count myself unlucky, change my brother's relatives, find my family's lame man, and go down early, leaving me, lonely, living alone, it's not much fun, if it weren't for my own brother who always cares about me and loves me, I would have ?????? a long time ago"
Zhang Fengxian was infected by the misanthropy of the little peach, and unconsciously sighed: "You kissed my brother, when you went to our prefabricated yard to unload the car and unload the stones, just such an inch, what about him, standing on the wall to pee, what about me, just relieved myself under the wall, you say, this fate is not destined by God?" He all over me! Tell me, since that moment, my luck has not been good, so ah, little peach, a woman, be careful, don't ask a man to pee on himself, remember? ”
"I don't remember." Xiao Taohong took a sip of the wine in the cup, and then said: "I'm not afraid of my own brother peeing, we grew up together since childhood, watching each other pee, that's a regular thing, didn't I tell you, I'm eighteen years old, change clothes and ask him to look at it, sometimes, the close-fitting gown is not suitable, and he personally tidied up for me." Hug and kiss it, it's commonplace. ”
"Wow, you confessed yourself, didn't you? Don't admit yourself. Before I got married, I was as guarded as jade, and all the good things were kept for your brother, and the man next to me didn't touch me cheaply. ”
Little Peach said with a big grin: "Sensei pretend to be a saint in front of me, didn't you tell me in front of me, do you have a good match?" Why, I'm afraid that I'll expose you, don't you dare to admit it? Don't forget, we're all women, talk about what is in our hearts, it doesn't matter, no problem. Who doesn't have scars on their trees? The ones that don't have scars are electric poles, made of cement, slippery and can't be climbed. Think about it, can a woman who can't climb up give birth to cubs? A woman who can't give birth to cubs, is it worth it? It's worthless, no one wants it, it's better to be a pig than just to eat and not move. ”
When Xiao Taohong said these words, the tongue in her mouth was a little straight, and she didn't bend, obviously, the wine was in charge.
Zhang Fengxian has never listened to Xiao Taohong's bullshit theories. She asked, "Second fox, you say, what are we women living for?" ”
Xiao Taohong didn't look at Zhang Fengxian, and replied sharply: "During the day, in order to earn money, at night in order to let men sleep in their arms." ”
"It's as simple as that?"
"yes, it's as simple as that. We are not national cadres, we are not village leaders, or the same sentence in the past, marry a man and marry a man, dress and eat, especially at night, arch into a man's arms, hot, sleep beautifully, wake up in the morning, eat and drink enough, and go to work to earn money, how pleasant! ”
"It is said that your requirements are really not high, they are the requirements of ordinary women, ordinary people, just like the grass in the field, there is no major event at home, men, children, safe and sound, money, don't ask for much, just enough to spend."
The two women were talking about their own hearts, as soon as the door rang, Liu Xueyin pushed the door in, and saw that the two were drinking, so he moved a horse to sit between the two, and did not speak, he poured a glass of wine with a cup, drank a small sip, and was about to speak, Zhang Fengxian said: "Drink to be real, deep feelings, a sip of stuffiness." The two of us have two sips and a glass, and you come late, and you have the right to speak if you make up for one. ”
Liu Xueyin consciously drank a full cup, put down the cup, and asked casually, "What about the two in your family?" ”
Zhang Fengxian asked her: "Liu Xueyin, are you here to visit the door, are you here for our men?" ”
Xiao Taohong said in a low voice: "I understand, another one came to rob a man, I really can't see it, my own brother is still a hot item." ”
Liu Xueyin hurriedly distinguished: "Zhang Fengxian, don't misunderstand. I didn't mean that. ”
"And what do you mean? A man who cares a lot about others? ”
"I, I, I'm just asking, nothing else."
Xiao Taohong said: "Sister-in-law, it's okay to admit it, isn't it just a man, and several women love it?" No big deal. Look at those female stars outside, men all over the world chase them, and there are hundreds of women in a family. ”
Zhang Fengxian said: "I don't think I can compare with those female stars, your brother is a man, why did he come to a woman, Baijiati?" It's not appropriate to say that, it's not appropriate. The man of my family is mine, and you cannot fight with me. ”
Liu Xueyin said: "Those male protagonists on TV, they are really gluttonous, tsk, all thieves are beautiful, that figure, straight, that face, that one is called Jun, I really want to hug and take a bite, come, for those beautiful men, the three of us, mouth to mouth, how about one person blowing a bottle?" Do you dare? ”
Liu Xueyin didn't know which tendon was wrong today, and took the lead in the waves, for decades, she was the first time that a big girl got on the sedan chair!
"Okay,!"
"Okay,!"
"Whoever doesn't do it is a bear species, a coward!"
Three women, really made a fortune, one bottle per person, mouth-to-mouth drink!
It didn't take much effort, and a chorus of three women came out of Li Er's house: "The man who sent me, sent it to the west of the gate, met a pear seller head-on, and had the heart to buy one for the lover's brother to eat, thinking about the night, and couldn't eat cold things??????" (To be continued......)