Li Er came to the foot of the mushroom mountain with good wine, and shouted loudly: "Huahu, come down, I see you are here." ”

Someone above shouted, "Close your eyes." ”

Li Er closed his eyes, listened to the sound of the whirring wind next to his ears, and without much effort, he felt that his feet were on the ground, and the person who led him still did not tell him to open his eyes, holding a stick in his hand, walking a lot of roads with one foot deep and one foot shallow, as if he had entered three doors, which made him open his eyes. At first glance, Li Er felt uncomfortable, and his two eyes couldn't see. After calming down a little, Li Er looked around, only to find that he was already in a deep cave full of stalactites.

"Go down." The voice of the master commanding his subordinates came.

"Yes." The servant walked out.

A delicate voice sounded in front of Li Er's ears: "Open your eyes, my baby bump, look at where this is, whether it is at grandma's house." ”

When Li Er opened his eyes, he saw a young girl standing in front of him, and from her body, there was a smell of jasmine.

Li Er didn't dare to be interested in the girl, he asked, "Where have I been?" What about the flower fox? I brought him good wine and gave it to him. ”

The girl asked Li Er: "When you meet for the first time, don't you give me something?" You were invited by me to go up the mountain, and as for the flower fox you mentioned, it has not been seen for many days, so it is estimated that it is dead. ”

"You're dead." Li Er bumped into the girl.

"Roar! Boy, I don't know what to do, but without my protection, you have to die, you know? ”

"I don't know. Who are you, blowing the sky in front of Lao Tzu, I don't eat your set. Let's be clear, in this world, there is no head that I can't shave, and we are crutches in the east. I'm a veteran of peeling and cramping, I don't believe we try, I offended my master, and I didn't get good fruit to eat. ”

The girl was amused by Li Eryi's nonsense, covered her red cherry mouth with her onion-like fingers, grinned, and said, "How old are you, pretending to be an adult?" is also a mouthful of Lao Tzu Lao Tzu, and he is not afraid of making outsiders listen to jokes. ”

Li Er listened to the girl laugh at herself. He immediately stretched his neck and said loudly, "Look at my beard, is it still a child?" ”

The girl carefully looked at Li Er's beard and laughed at him, "Do you know? A rat is born with a beard, is it also old? The children are, fooling me and not knowing how to count. ”

Li Er listened to the girl's speech very interestingly, was infected, and looked at the beautiful girl in front of him curiously, only to see her: duck egg face. Phoenix eyes, goose eyebrows, cherry mouth, red lips. When he smiled slightly, two dimples appeared on his cheeks, white teeth like jade, and a thin neck. White and tender, with a slender and tall figure, and thick black hair. It's really a stunning beauty!

There are a lot of beauties in the world, although Li Er has not seen anything in the world, but he has also seen a few beauties, and when I met this girl today, the so-called beauties before I met were suddenly eclipsed.

The girl saw that Li Er's eyes were always rolling on her, and she knew his thoughts, so she asked, "Am I beautiful?" ”

"It's beautiful." Li Er sincerely praised the girl, and it was also his truth. The woman in front of her is so perfect that it can be described as flawless. Even if the four beauties in the past come to life, standing in front of this girl, the five people are compared to each other, and the girl in front of them must win! Why? Because she's a vixen, haven't you heard of it? All the big wives in the world call the little mother-in-law vixen? Why can Xiao San'er get involved? The most important one is that she is beautiful and beautiful, the birds are human, Chu Chu is moving, charming, as a man who is an emotional animal, he can do it without disorder, there are very few wow, most men, obediently fall into the gentle country of beauty, there are more than one or two at the moment.

The girl saw that Li Er looked stupid at her, and knew that he was fascinated, so she gently pushed him and changed the topic: "Do you know how to sing and blow the trumpet?" It's just a mile of wow. (The common name of suona is called the horn - author's note)

Li Er sighed: "My grandfather has no other hobbies except drinking. ”

When the girl heard Li Er say the word "master", she became annoyed, went up and gently tapped Li Er's forehead with her delicate fingers, and said angrily: "What kind of master is a child's family, especially in front of adults, don't make adults angry!" You little baby, do you know how old I am? ”

"Seventeen or eighteen at most." Li Er guessed.

The girl listened to Li Er's words, and laughed happily, the laughter was as good as a silver bell, and Li Erjue never got tired of listening to it.

The girl laughed enough, moved her steps, came to Li Er, held Li Er's face with both hands, kissed him lightly on the forehead, and said, "Do you say I'm seventeen or eighteen years old?" It's ridiculous to me, after seventeen or eighteen, adding two zeros is almost the same! I'll tell you the truth, I've lived for 2,000 years. You don't know at all, how did your ancestors live, when I was seventeen or eighteen years old, human beings were still competing for power in the Seven Kingdoms, you Qi people took seawater to boil salt and sold it for money, farmers all worked barefoot in the field, only the prince and grandson wore silk clothes, ordinary people, it would be good to be able to wear linen, which is like the people now, all of them eat fat heads and big ears, tell them to go to the battlefield, give him a red tassel gun and can't hold it, even if he barely carries it, he can't run, it's not the material for war. ”

Li Er listened to the girl's evaluation of the human beings in front of her, rolled her eyelids, listened quietly, and smiled without answering.

The girl looked at Li Er's expression and felt a little funny, so she hooked the tip of his nose with her finger and said, "Little baby, ghost, why don't you just listen to me, don't you squeak?" ”

Li Er made a naughty grimace and replied: "You just said it yourself, didn't ask me, you are not an ancestor now, aren't you a grandson now?" To be small is to listen to the earnest teachings of adults. ”

"You often say that people are small and big ghosts, and this is not bad at all."

"I took a good wine and gave it to Huahu, so I'll give you two bottles by the way." Li Er handed the wine to the girl.

The girl said: "All this wine is mine, how dare Huahu drink such good wine?" All the subjects of Mushroom Mountain, if they have good things, they should pay tribute. Eating good things without permission is a crime, and it is to kill the head, this is the law of Mushroom Mountain. This has been done this way for thousands of years. ”

The girl clapped her hands, and with the sound of her palms, a girl came to her, leaned over and asked, "Queen, what do you command?" ”

"Chuanshan, I want to drink with this baby."

The maid answered.

Li Er asked, "You are so beautiful, or a queen?" ”

The girl avoided Li Er's question and said, "Am I beautiful?" You may not know that on our mushroom mountain, the standard of beauty pageants is measured by millimeters of hair, the length of a woman's eyebrows is measured by the thickness of a hair, if the eyebrows have the diameter of a hair, they are not considered beautiful, and if the eyebrows are so much shorter than the diameter of a hair, they are not considered beautiful. ”

Li Er felt very surprised and asked, "What kind of machine do you use to check the thickness of your hair?" ”

"With your eyes. You humans will use all kinds of precision instruments to measure the size and thickness of objects, we don't use machines, we have always seen with our eyes, our eyes are a fairly sophisticated instrument, you must know, the eagle flying in the sky, its eyes are sharp enough, right? Crawling rats could be seen for miles, but in fact, this was not a good thing. The eyes of our vixens are unique, unique in the world. ”

Li Er hurriedly said, "That's, that's." You can see at a glance who is rich or not, and you don't have to answer what kind of temperament you have. ”

The girl said: "What you say is not the same thing as what I said, you are talking about the little tricks of you human women who are not careful, seducing men. There are a lot of people who have read it, and some tips have been slowly figured out. What I'm talking about is that our beauty examiner in Mushroom Mountain, the dimples on a girl's face, a hairless hair, a hairless hair, she can see it at a glance, I don't believe you can give it a try. ”

Li Er was doubting the girl's words, and several maids, each holding a plate of vegetables, entered the cave in turn, and on the table of the eight immortals in front of Li Er, the wine and food were arranged, leaving one girl to pour the wine, and the others quietly exited the cave.

When the girl saw that Li Er's eyes were always looking at the maid, she took the wine jug, waved her hand, and sent her away. She smiled and said: "Little baby, come and have a drink, this is still the good wine you brought last time, at that time, if I went one step later, I would call the eight lambs of Huahu, and the two guards, and drink all the good wine." ”

Li Er asked, "What did you do with those two guards?" ”

The girl replied, "Drive them to the foot of the Tianshan Mountains to cultivate." You are not allowed to come back for a thousand years. ”

"You're so ruthless."

"It's been like this since ancient times, happiness comes from bitterness, if you don't eat bitterness, where does the sweetness come from? I've been practicing penance in your hometown for a thousand years. Counting it up, we're half a fellow countryman. ”

"Where in our hometown? How did I not know? Li Er asked in surprise.

"On the treasure mountain in your hometown. Also, I knew you when you were little. You're probably thirteen years old, you three little guys, wearing red scarves around your necks, go to Baoshan on Sunday to pick vegetables, and come to the abandoned iron mine cave on Baoshan. The girl laughed as she spoke.

"It's true, it was me and the three of us who went out to chop bitter vegetables on Sunday, and really urinated on the mine, where did you hide and see it?"

"My home is in the mine, the inside of the hole is dark and the outside is bright, I hide in the small hole inside, and see the three of you kings and eight lambs clearly."

Li Er blushed a little embarrassed.

The girl reached under Li Er's head, touched it, and joked: "Come here, let me see, has your little cock grown up?" (To be continued......)