Sit down, but you must close the crying cow's mouth now, and let me hold back the bad luck brought by crying, otherwise, Lao Tzu will not have as much patience as Second Master Li to serve you as a plague cow. ”

Niu Er sat in front of the leather donkey, did not eat vegetables, leaned up on the cow's neck, "coo", and poured a cup of good wine into the cow's belly.

Niu Er asked, "There are chickens in the chicken shop, why don't you eat chickens?" Is it eating chicken and eating skin donkeys every day, drinking with Li Er in the chicken shop. The two of them had just pulled the battle line apart, and before they could drink, Niu Er cried and came to Li Er, and the tears in his eyes flowed down in a loud voice, just like the song sang, and the tears couldn't stop flowing. It seems that it is really sad.

The donkey asked, "Why is my poor son of the cow crying like this?" Tell your grandfather what kind of grievances he suffered outside? Or was someone who bullied me and made my son cry so badly? ”

Niu Er was just about to open his mouth to speak, but was interrupted by Li Er, and said: "Did you borrow other people's loan sharks outside, but you can't pay them back, and you are forced by debt collectors, and you want to borrow money to repay your debts?" ”

Huge real-time appeared behind Niu Er, he listened to Xiaohong, Li Er from the seafood building, asked the master chef to chop small pickles, it is estimated that he was drinking with a leather donkey, he smelled the smell of wine, sure enough, he was called to hit the sky, bumped into it, the leather donkey and Li Er, really drank in the chicken shop.

The leather donkey put down Niu Er, and asked Dang Dang first: "Do you have clairvoyance, or do you have tailwind ears?" What's the matter, as long as I drink with Second Master Li, you will appear? ”

Huge smiled: "Xiaohong said, the master chopped pickles, fresh chili, coriander, soy sauce vinegar, and sesame oil monosodium glutamate, I knew that Li Er's eight lambs were good." It is estimated that he was secretly drinking with a blind donkey, so ah, Lao Tzu came uninvited. And that cow and the two kings and eight lambs, what are you crying in your grandfather's chicken shop? If he has a little bit of good luck, he also makes you cry like a bastard, boy, do you know that crying in someone's store is a problem? Don't get out of here! Waiting for your Grandpa Pi to get up and get a kitchen knife, wow? ”

Li Er is a good person, pulled Niu Er's arm, and said, "Niu Er, sit down and drink his mother's two taels of wine." Everything is solved! If you don't drink, you won't be able to accomplish anything today. ”

The donkey swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said impatiently: "Since Second Master Li has approved, Niu Er, are you tired of it?" Since the three of you don't want to eat chicken, then ask Lao Tzu to eat the chicken for you. He stood up, and without saying a word, he went to the large aluminum basin on the shelf and reached for the chicken.

The donkey moved faster than him, and at once he covered the large aluminum basin containing the chicken with both hands. Snatching Bai said: "Plague Ox Er still wants to eat roast chicken?" Your kid's virtue is almost the same as eating dick! Take the cow's hooves away for me, and the second master Li will help me look after the store every day. I'm embarrassed to say that I eat a chicken, you bastard, you don't have an inch in the chicken shop, you just want to enjoy it. It's okay to buy chicken with money, put it on the table, and ask the big guys to eat it together. That's the right thing to do. ”

The huge easy-going leather donkey cheered for the leather donkey: "Yes, wow, Niu Er, aren't you usually a good kid?" With a red rose on the left and a green rose on the right, look at your bear-like, the east crutch can't bloom your plague? What's wrong? Now the bear, the egg? Where's the money? Where's your money? Didn't you call all the red apricots scraped away? I've heard that Hongxing is hot with a little white-faced, technician-called young man in the city. You two are not divorced, these days, are you not feeling wet when it rains? With a green hat on his head, he doesn't feel like it's raining, right? ”

Huge is embarrassed to say that he is a man, is there still less green hat on his head? Count three days ago, Liu Xueyin's first love, still came, talked and laughed with Liu Xueyin in the clinic, it happened that the leather donkey went to get the medicine, so that the leather donkey saw clearly, Liu Xueyin was embarrassed to see it, and Liu Xueyin's first love, looking at the leather donkey's very unfriendly eyes, restrained a lot, and ran away with his tail between his legs under the contempt of the leather donkey. The leather donkey scared the first lover away, Liu Xueyin quit, and scolded the leather donkey for being a dog and a mouse, and meddling in things. The leather donkey glared at the donkey's eyes, and Liu Xueyin stopped and closed her crow's mouth. was angry for himself, Dada should have thanked others for his skin donkey, but when he saw that Liu Xueyin's face was wrong, he began to scold the skin donkey, and his wife's face was cloudy and sunny, and it was much better.

The leather donkey asked Niu Er directly: "Do you want to ask Second Master Li to do something for you?" ”

Niu Er poured down the third glass of wine, grabbed a chicken leg on the plate, and hurriedly nibbled a few bites, chewing in his mouth, and then nodded vaguely.

The huge front ate the pork leg that Niu Er gave to Li Er, and the fragrance is still lingering on his mouth, and he who is used to eating pork legs can't help but say: "Li Er is stable and reliable, and he is a well-known good person in our east abduction." Mediation committee, the natural thing is to serve the people, you are a villager in the village, he should serve you, although the obligation lies. But then again, now is the market economy, called people do not seek three points of profit, who wants to get up early five watches? ”

The leather donkey took over the huge talk, stretched out his hand and gestured three fingers, and said: "Three pork legs, otherwise, everything, don't talk about it!" ”

Niu Er pouted and cried and said, "You want to eat pork legs, wow?" It's late, don't talk about three pork legs, even three pig tails, you can't eat it. ”

The two people asked in unison, "What about the pigs you feed in the farm?" Can't they all run away? ”

"Ask someone to sell it to me." Niu Er mentioned his pig, wooing, crying even more sadly.

Huge don't believe in Niu Er's set, in the past, Niu Er couldn't speak accurately, and ran the train with his mouth full. So if you lose trust, he is telling the truth, and everyone doesn't believe it. It's a bit like the lying child in the elementary school textbook, even if the wolf really comes, no one will come to save him, thinking that he is still playing with everyone. Niu Er is guilty of the lying child's fault. Now whatever he says, he swears to the sky, but a few people still don't believe him.

The leather donkey said in an interrogative tone: "Niu Er, you said that you are not stupid or stupid, why did you ask someone to sell the pig for you?" And what about the money from the sale of pigs? You don't have any income, wow? ”

As soon as he mentioned the money, Niu Er cried even more sadly, and turned wiping his tears into a wow-wah cry, and he didn't want to live when he cried. Huge waved his hand and said, "Go on." You continue to cry, and when you have cried enough, and our wine has run out, we are just discussing your affairs, which is called beating the child on a cloudy day, and resting and educating the offspring are not wrong. Cry slowly, we'll be waiting for you with tea. ”

"You're going to ask me for money!" Niu Er hugged Li Er's waist at once, and by the way, wiped all the tears and snot on Li Er's body. He felt that he wiped his nose with Li Er's clothes. Much stronger than using paper towels.

The donkey asked: "Niu Er, you don't have three pork legs, it's okay to have one, it doesn't matter to the two of us, the last pork leg, Li Erye didn't catch it at all, I formally beg you, so I can get a pork leg and give it to Li Erye." In this way, the three of us will be even, and no one owes anyone. Do you want to do it? Speak! ”

"You have to go and ask me for money, there is a lot of power."

Up to now, Li Er and a few of them. Only then did I figure out that it was Green Rose, and she ran away with the money from Niu Er's sale of pigs. How did they run, and how did the two of them make a fuss. Niu Er can't say clearly, and he doesn't understand. Li Er and they also knew that Niu Er and Hongxing had a breakup. It was Green Rose and Niu Er who were together, and the two of them ran Niu Er's previous farm. Later, why the two people fell out in a fell out, and several people didn't know. Niu Er suddenly asked a few people to help him go to Green Rose's house to ask for an account, none of the three of them squeaked, they didn't want to help, but the relationship between Niu Er and the Green Rose was very delicate. Two people are not husband and wife, two people are not two people, they can eat in one pot and sleep in one bed. The two of them had a conflict, and asked outsiders to reconcile, which was not good in itself, not to mention that they had to go to the house of the green rose to ask for money. In case Green Rose's family turns their faces and beats Niu Er, and even Li Er, who do you go to to complain about? Another thing that is even more unsettling is that what if Green Rose is determined and Niu Er ** her? At that point, the people who follow it, even if they want to run, I'm afraid they won't be able to run.

Li Er thought about it, but it was better not to go, and it was wonderful not to go. The most important thing is to protect yourself!

Huge thinking is simple, I want to go outside to take a look, anyway, there are people who pay for the way, eat and live, and there is no task index, the money is coming is everyone's credit, or not, it is Niu Er's bad luck.

The donkey didn't want to go, what he thought was that it was more important to do a good job of roast chicken business at home than to go out for a trip.

Niu Er sold the few remaining cows in the farm and made up enough to wrap up. I went to the village to communicate with Lao Yu, and Lao Yu gave Li Er the latest instructions, asking him to take the huge leather donkey and two people to escort him, and go to Green Rose's hometown with Niu Er to get the money back, because the farm land contracted by Niu Er is from the east, and he has not paid the land lease fee. Li Er and the others went to collect debts this time, which was also an indirect help to the village. In addition, Lao Yu instructed a huge amount of money, after asking for the money, first get the land lease fee in the village in his hands, and then give the rest to Niu Er, Lao Yu said, Niu Er is a person who is a person who is

Huge received the holy decree of Lao Yu and was pretentious. Sit at the front of Niu Er's car, that is, in the co-pilot's seat. Holding his head high, he looked ahead, and reminded Niu Er, who was driving, from time to time to pay attention to pedestrians and vehicles in front. Da Da didn't know how to drive, and he didn't know what traffic rules were, but he just relied on his own imagination and blindly commanded, and several times, he almost commanded Niu Er into the ditch.

Niu Er was so angry in his heart, that block in his heart, he almost didn't raise his foot to kick the huge, he shouted viciously: "Huge Wang Ba, what are you commanding blindly, I listened to your words just now, and I almost fell into the ditch." If you shout again, roll to the back, or shut your mouth, be careful that Lao Tzu will get you into the grinding eye, grind it into Wang Ba powder, and let the dog eat it as a wine and food! ”

The leather donkey persuaded: "Huge Wang Ba, you don't know how to drive, what are you commanding blindly, it doesn't matter if you are not afraid of death, the lives of me and Second Master Li are valuable." Which of us is not worth a lot of money, and three wives and four concubines enjoy a happy life? ”

Huge sneered: "Blind donkey, blind donkey, you really dare to brag!" said that Li Er's eight lambs have three wives and four concubines, and they are a little bit touched, which kind of family are you three wives and four concubines? I admit that you have two wives, but the wife in front of you has died a long time ago, so it can't be counted. There are a lot of hens around you, but they are hens. You're a fart! ”

The donkey sneered, "I'm just better than you." A wife is not bad, but she is still a village cadre. It's good for you, you are the eighth king all day long, the day before yesterday, your wife's first love, is it here again? ”

"He's bringing me wine, huh? Fresh beer, call me to drink. ”

"Is there anything else for you besides beer?"

Huge said strangely: "It's just a box of fresh beer, and I didn't see anything sent to it." ”

"On the head."

"Head? Nothing, huh? ”

"Definitely!" The donkey didn't understand what was going on, and laughed happily. Laughing enough, then the layer of window paper was pierced: "Green hat, wear it on your head, it is light and cool, how energetic." ”

Without saying a word, he turned around, and across the seat, he went to play a donkey. The leather donkey was smart, and hurriedly hid behind Li Er's body, grabbed Li Er's body with both hands, covering left and right, although it took a lot of effort, it just couldn't hit the leather donkey, and the happy leather donkey couldn't stop laughing.

Suddenly, Li Er asked, "Niu Er, is the brick house in the village in front of you the home of Green Rose?" ”

Niu Er drove on the sheep intestine path in the mountains, not daring to carefully check whether the house in front of him was the home of Green Rose. When he arrived, he stopped the car, got out of the car, looked carefully, and then nodded and said: "I have only been here once, it is Green Rose and her brother married his daughter-in-law, I drove Green Rose home, stayed at her house for one night, and returned to the farm with Green Rose the next day." Outwardly, it's pretty much the same. ”

Still with the leather donkey's sharp eyes, he pointed to a girl carrying a basket not far away and said, "Isn't that a green rose?" It seems to be carrying some celery and leeks or something. ”

Niu Er took a closer look, shook his head and said, "It's not a green rose, it's a little girl, and her age is younger than that of a green rose." You're wrong, what kind of eyes? Purely blind donkey. ”

Niu Er parked the car on the threshing floor in front of Green Rose's door, led the way with a big grin, and the four of them entered Green Rose's house one after another.

It's a veritable mountainous area, sitting in the living room of Green Rose's house, looking up and not seeing the sun in the south, the mountain is so steep. The home of the Green Rose happens to be at the base of the North Mountain of the high mountain in front of you. Her family's tap water, which is a mountain stream flowing down from the mountains, is led to the family's cistern with plastic pipes, and then buckets and well ropes are used to lift the water from the cistern.

The donkey had never seen a cistern like this, so he ran over, lifted the lid of the cistern in Green Rose's house, put the donkey's head into the mouth of the cistern, and looked down with his probe to see how rare it was.

Seeing that the donkey was rare, he also went to join in the fun. The two of them had long forgotten their sacred mission.

Green Rose didn't look at Niu Er's face, and greeted Li Er warmly: "Boss Li, you're here, welcome." You see, in our mountains, the houses are simple, not like the high-rise buildings of your east kidnappers, don't laugh. Please sit in the room! She shouted at the two huge people of the donkey: "Boss Pi, Boss Pang, what's the point of a cistern?" It's better to go into the house and drink tea. ”

Green Rose let Li Er and the others into the house and lit a cigarette for each of them. is to ignore Niu Er, that is, not to light a cigarette for Niu Er, nor to give Niu Er tea, and his attitude towards Niu Er is extremely cold. It seems that if it weren't for his own home, Green Rose would have scolded Niu Er a long time ago. (To be continued......)