After class, Zhang Cheng packed up his few books and went to the school's Starbucks café, Kerry seemed to have come earlier, and he and a few girls gathered around the table to read the script for a long time.

Zhang Cheng took a cup of latte and sat down and asked, "Didn't go to class?" ”

Carrey: "There's always a way to get credits. If there is no news of the start of production of new films within half a year, who will remember me? ”

Zhang Cheng: "That's what I said. Zhang Cheng drank his coffee slowly, staring closely at Kerry's career line.

After staring at it for fifteen minutes, Kerry finally felt the undisguised primitive male instinct in Zhang Cheng's gaze. Carey had no choice but to put down the script and hook his finger at Zhang Cheng: "Follow me." ”

Zhang Cheng was dragged upstairs and upstairs, and finally reached the top of the building, it was empty, Zhang Cheng only found a trash can, what to put this on the roof, Zhang Cheng took a look, half of the trash can was used Durex, and the remaining half was a set of other brands. It's all things that Zhang Cheng disdains to use.

After Kerry went upstairs, he stuck the iron door from the outside, took off his clothes and threw them on the ground, lying on the wall and shouting to Zhang Cheng: "Dog, dog, dog......"

Zhang Cheng found that Kerry in this posture appeared to have bigger breasts and more upturned buttocks, so he couldn't help but scream twice, and the melon seeds grabbed it.

Twenty minutes later, Kerry lay in Zhang Cheng's arms with a satisfied face, and then wanted to ask, "What did you call Wang Wang just now?" ”

Zhang Cheng, who was eating a and rubbing a, said vaguely: "You just said the dog, of course I want to make two sounds." ”

Zhang Cheng explained again, and Kerry understood the difference between English and Chinese. Kerry rubbed Zhang Cheng's head and said, "There is a beast in the hearts of men. ”

Hearing this, Zhang Cheng naturally turned into a werewolf again. "Wow" pounced......

Lying on the rooftop, Kerry and Zhang Cheng chatted: "The number of women and gamblers who come out of the city to sell is increasing. ”

Zhang Cheng and everyone understood the superficial reason: "The economy is sluggish." ”

Every time the U.S. economy is in a downturn, the entertainment business, which is gambling and tertiary industry, is particularly good – gambling and the lottery are an opportunist's paradise. Nevada has naturally benefited greatly from this, as the states are financially independent because of the federal system. So when more than 30 states began to lay off teachers and other civil servants, Nevada was still throwing money in the desert to green the desert.

In fact, tens of millions of illegal immigrants can find jobs, why are so many Americans unable to find jobs - the deindustrialization of the United States is a factor, but not absolute. In the final analysis, the American dream is about becoming rich overnight and becoming a millionaire, so Americans who take the relief money and eat the relief food would rather buy lottery tickets and gamble on their luck. They also refuse to look for a job that seems to have no future - such as a general worker, a waiter, a cashier. Most of these jobs in the U.S. are part-time students, and there are also foreign workers.

Kerry tried to brace himself up, and halfway through he shouted, "Help me up." ”

"What's wrong?" Zhang Cheng asked, who was helping.

Cheer who helped Zhang Cheng and began to get dressed: "It's a little soft." ”

Zhang Cheng: "Then rest for a while." ”

Carrey: "I don't know about others, you always wait until I haven't rested enough before you start next time." The work of reading the script is also very important. ”

Zhang Cheng snorted a haha: "Haha, haha." I have a strong ability to recover. ”

So Zhang Cheng helped Kerry downstairs. I watched the script with Carey for a while. If only there was a good script. Zhang Cheng is not bad at investing here. Filming has started a long time ago, but the problem is that good scripts are really hard to find - no wonder there are so many remakes of film and television works every year, and every year there are a large number of newcomers in film and television schools who graduate and enter the industry. Gotta shoot something. Even Riman, who Zhang Cheng has always thought was good, began to embark on the road of killing his sister and preaching this year...... This is purely crooked, good or not.

The script that Carrey received was a lone hero of this and that man, the evil scientist, Dr. Monster, and even the alien invaders were defeated as the final boss - what is the difference between this and the Superman Spider-Man Captain America series of movies, it's just the same person, and it's no wonder that Carrey has always looked down on it.

After reading more than a dozen scripts with no bright spots, Zhang Cheng complained: "This is not as good as killing devils!" ”

Kerry looked up and asked, "What magic skill kills devils?" ”

Zhang Cheng explained: "It is a genre of Hong Kong films, and it has recently come to the mainland to develop. To put it simply, it is like the film review of the Wind Whisperer, in the whole movie, both Japanese and American soldiers are constantly shouting, whether they are shooting or being hit, even if they are shot dozens of times. The Japanese never knew how to lie down, and they stood in the open ground with their guns in hand, and did not start shooting until the American troops were a dozen paces away from them. A Thomson submachine gun can take out an entire team of Japanese soldiers, and Nicolas Cage can win World War II alone. If you replace the Thomson submachine gun with Chinese kung fu, you are a miracle killer. ”

Zhang Cheng couldn't help but complain again: "Killing devils with magic is not the limit, the limit is killing devils with magic arrows." Anyway, at a distance of dozens of meters, more than a dozen Japanese bullets "popped" that they couldn't hit a person who shot an arrow in an upright state, but were shot to death with a bow and arrow one by one, and there was no need to dodge or anything. Moreover, the Arrow God has the innate skill of +1 archery after fertilization. ”

Kerry seemed to be inspired by something, thought for a while, drank some coffee, and said, "They've gone too far with this contrast." ”

Zhang Cheng agreed: "Yes, and it's not cute at all." It's all the 21st century, and cuteness is king. ”

Carrey stopped a few of his companions who were reading the script and said, "Help me think about kung fu against heat weapons." ”

Companion A: "What about finger and tooth bullets?" I often have this kind of performance when I watch magic shows. ”

Zhang Cheng added: "Regarding catching bullets, there is a classic bridge, that is, after catching the bullets, he said viciously to the guy who shot at the opposite side: the scum of combat effectiveness five. ”

Companion A also knows the origin of this episode: "Isn't that a Super Saiyan fighting the Japanese army?" ”

Zhang Cheng: "Ghosts fight ghosts, ahaha." ”

Companion A questioned, "However, Kung Fu can really fight against thermal weapons." ”

Zhang Cheng: "I know one, so it shouldn't be a problem to deal with a few bolt-action rifles." But this person is eighty years old this year, and he really can't be cute. ”

Zhang Cheng remembered something and continued: "Also, have you heard of the term Japanese right-wing forces, if you really make a film like killing devils, Japan should not think about it." ”

Companion C nodded: "The indestructible Julie was blocked by the Japanese right-wing forces and banned from entering Japan." ”

Screenwriter B: "There's a draft script, listen to it." During World War II, the Japanese army carried out frenzied looting of the occupied areas to feed the war.

At the beginning of the shot, there is smoke rising from a village. Villagers returning from the mountains began to put out fires in their homes, crying and burying their families who had not escaped and had been killed by the Japanese - there was a little more blood here. There are also a few naked women's kill-and-death pictures, so that you can have a little feeling.

Three months later, he had recovered from the sweep and came to the village. The villagers gathered around the elders to discuss how to deal with the Japanese sweep in the countryside - because the wheat would still ripen next year. The Japanese would also go to the countryside to kill people and set fires to steal food. And let people explain. Those officers and men in the army are unreliable. The Japanese were the fastest runners.

In the end, the village elders decided that it would be better to fight with the devils than to be swept away by the devils every year. But everyone is just a farmer, and they can only tell the difference between good and bad seeds, and between seedlings and weeds. Even though they had bought a few guns from deserters, the peasants did not know how to fight at all, so they had to invite people from outside to teach them. The elder asked his granddaughter and her brother to go outside together, find those capable people and righteous people who can kill devils, and return to the village to teach everyone how to kill devils.

The girl dressed as a man and her brother walked through town after town, but they didn't find the capable man they were looking for to kill devils. When the two were passing by the devil's checkpoint once, several Japanese soldiers were molesting a passing girl, and passers-by saw that the girl was about to be miserable. Unexpectedly, the seemingly thin girl suddenly burst out with powerful combat power, and quickly solved the lives of several Japanese soldiers with kung fu and walked away, only to see the passers-by stunned. ”

Zhang Cheng interjected here and said: "Do you want to add a girl every time she is fertilized, kung fu + 1 plot that gets stronger and stronger." ”

Screenwriter B: "That's going to be scolded to death by the audience." ”

Zhang Cheng: "No, Chinese kung fu still has the saying of collecting yang and supplementing yin." ”

Carrey said to screenwriter B: "Ignore the guy with a head full of milk, go on." ”

Screenwriter B: "The girl who came to find the master to kill the devil and her brother caught up with the kung fu girl after looting the guns and ammunition on the dead Japanese soldiers, the kung fu girl asked, and the two of them made an explanation and wanted to ask the kung fu girl to go back to help them kill the devil in their village."

After knowing that they were not Japanese spies, the Kung Fu Girl said that with her own kung fu, there was no problem in dealing with three or five Japanese soldiers with guns, but she had nothing to do in the face of hordes of Japanese soldiers. And her kung fu has been learned since she was a child, and she can't learn it without a few years of time and talent for practicing martial arts, and it's too late in time. Although she sympathized with their village, she refused the invitation of the two men - because she would not do anything that was clearly beyond her means.

Although they were rejected, the girl and her brother still persevered to follow the Kung Fu Girl, because the Kung Fu Girl was the last ray of light they could see from the darkness.

The girl and her brother were on the way to follow the kung fu and were targeted by the mysterious scissors because they were carrying several rifles that were going to be exchanged for some money and food. The mysterious scissor duo fired a few shots from a distance, a near, a Ming, and a hint, and snatched it up together with the kung fu girl.

Seeing the two strongmen with such accurate marksmanship, the girl and her brother immediately begged the two cutters to join their team of devil killers.

The mysterious Path Cutting duo are two sisters who, because of their similar experience and hatred to the girl's village, quickly agree to the girl's and her brother's request to teach the people in their village to kill devils. They also brought their grandfather, a skilled gunsmith. At this time, the Kung Fu Girl also changed her mind, because with remote support, so that her kung fu can deal with more devils.

The girl and her brother finally returned with good news after a few months out of the village, but everyone in the village was disappointed when they saw that the only people they thought were three underage girls and an old man with white hair. However, the three girls soon used their skills to change the perception of the villagers.

The village suddenly became lively, everyone began to learn kung fu, practice marksmanship, dig bunkers, lay mines, and under the leadership of the girls, they began to take the initiative to kill devils and grab more guns and ammunition.

The decisive battle began in the autumn when the wheat was ripe, and this time the devils sent more Japanese soldiers, two squads, to the countryside to sweep and loot food. Before entering the village, the Japanese soldiers were warmly welcomed by a series of minefields, which blew down a large area of the Japanese soldiers. Then all kinds of gunfire rang out in all directions, and the commanders, gunners, and machine gunners of the devils died one after another at the hands of the sharpshooter sisters.

When the Japanese soldiers lost their command and were in chaos, Kung Fu Girl and her hand-to-hand combat team jumped out of the bunker and fought the remaining Japanese soldiers until the last Japanese soldier was killed.

The Japanese soldiers who were ready to take revenge did not know the ending, because the three girls led everyone to kill the devil to victory, and more nearby villages joined the ranks of killing the devil to defend their homeland. The three girls have also become heroes here......"

Zhang Cheng complained: "I have filmed all the consecutive episodes." ”

Kerry hugged screenwriter B and kissed him: "I love you to death, baby." There is no substitute for your inspiration. ”

Screenwriter B quietly took out a wet tissue to wipe the place where Kerry had kissed, because she felt that Kerry and Zhang Cheng might have eaten big dick when they went up (screenwriter B has a little cleanliness fetish) - in fact, Kerry didn't eat dick on it, but there are scenes of eating dick in American films, so it's no wonder people think about it.

Carrey, who let go of screenwriter B, slapped the table and said, "I've already thought of the title, it's called "Let's Kill Devils Happily Together!" As for the Japanese right-wing forces, to hell with them. It's great not to go to Japan. (To be continued......)