Zhang Cheng was drinking coffee on the side, thinking about the plot and saying to himself: "Why does this plot feel a little familiar?" ”

Screenwriter B is also honest: "If you want to be more familiar, you can replace the three girls with seven samurai, cowboys, and gunmen." ”

Zhang Cheng also remembered this reminder: "I remembered, seven heroes and four righteousness." ”

Screenwriter B: "The first shot was Akira Kurosawa in Japan, and later there were remakes in various countries, including Hollywood, but the plot is really good." The film has been nominated for 29 Academy Awards, Golden Lion and Silver Lion for Best Film at the 19th Venice Film Festival, and nominated for the 9th British Academy of Film and Television Arts Awards. ”

Carrey asked, "Are we a remake?" ”

Screenwriter B: "If the Japanese boycott you, it doesn't count. ”

Then everyone worked together to add various episodes to the plot, with Zhang Cheng joining, and various unique Chinese episodes were also added.

For example: when digging bunkers and laying mines: learn which one is stronger?

Meet a dead man: Xiaofang, what do you think about this?

Character contradictions: Is there still the most basic trust between people? Can we still happily kill devils together?

Kerry's "Let's Kill Devils Happily Together" has a total investment of 12 million US dollars, including post-production zuò publicity, which is still a small film compared to a blockbuster film with an investment of more than 100 million yuan, but it is already a big investment compared to a small film. The whole process was done at Zhang Cheng's Big Dick Ranch in Texas - if there were cows and sheep in it now, it was just bison and wild goats. There are also some wild horses perched.

The scenes needed were all built in advance by nanomachines, so the crew saved a lot of things during the filming. Carey continued to play soy sauce in this movie, boldly playing the role of the nameless female corpse B (still no lines as always) - although Carey swore that she was wearing flesh-colored tights, but at the premiere, Zhang Cheng looked as if he was really not wearing anything, and he had to sigh that the flesh-colored tights were too meaty.

Because of the filming, the play was released during Christmas and New Year in North America, and the Asian market for the play was also opened up - there were more than one or two Asian countries that little Japan invaded back then. It was released in Asia together with Carrey's debut film, a little later than in North America, but it coincided with the Chinese New Year schedule, and it was also a hit in China.

also won a mainland award for the best foreign language film. It also won several small prizes in North America. There are still no Oscar nominations, but the results are remarkable, the point is that the copies have been sold, but the global box office income is more than 100 million (this is still after removing the share of the theater chain), together with the production group and several American child stars and investors Zhang Chengke are all making a lot of money - as for the Japanese right-wing forces who are jumping and shouting for boycott, who will pay attention to them?

The script came out the next day. The eighty-year-old old man Chen had a secret meeting with Zhang Cheng on his 80th birthday. Later, Old Man Chen served as the martial arts instructor of this play - according to the old man himself, he also worked with Bruce Lee back then. I don't know if it's true or not, but it's really possible based on age. And his granddaughter played the female number one in the film with the real kung fu of hard bridges and hard horses - although it is not so difficult to turn a white person into a yellow person with makeup skills. But then it loses its meaning, kung fu movies still need a few real kung fu masters.

The film completely uses real kung fu plus a certain amount of post-production zuò, of course, the publicity still has to show everyone the original Chinese kung fu.

Around Christmas when the movie was released, Zhang Cheng went to the Vatican in the spiritual center of Europe to brush up on the sense of storage, for Zhang Cheng, brushing up on the sense of saving a hundred and eighty years can start a church with more than two billion pan-believers, and it is worth paying a few days a year.

Before the Gregorian New Year, Zhang Cheng flew back to Bruce Ranch and began a busy grain delivery activity. Now the women in Bruce Ranch are Sister Emily Emma, Sister Ye Ziguoguo, Angelina, Rebecca, as well as Stephanie and Sister Catherine who rushed back from Las Vegas for the New Year - although there are three pairs of sisters among the eight girls, Zhang Cheng never feels that he is a sister-in-law.

After all, in addition to these few in the family, there are seven or eight non-sister women who have maintained a long-term stable relationship with Zhang Cheng, so after all, Zhang Cheng is just an ordinary playboy, well, this magazine of the same name is really very good, Zhang Cheng has a subscription for every issue.

Zhang Cheng paid the grain very diligently, and he had never used pre-medicine and post-medicine Durex, etc., but no such strong eggs could survive under the plasma gun, so Zhang Cheng, who deliberately used the plasma gun, never got killed.

And according to Stephanie's research when she received public food every day, Zhang Cheng's plasma cannon contains a lot of nutrients, and long-term absorption can gradually improve people's physique - this can be seen from the combat power detector she got through guò abnormal channels, and the more ordinary people are, Rebecca, Angelina, Emma Emily sisters are growing the fastest.

In fact, what changed Stephanie was that the gradual improvement of their physique was not only the plasma gun, or the plasma cannon to improve their physique was only a part, but also the red wine that was drunk every day with high-grade gold sore medicine (gene repair agent) and gene enhancer was also one aspect - the disadvantage was that everyone's appetite increased greatly, and even the youngest Rebecca could now eat five or six pounds of meat in one meal.

And now the family still eats breakfast, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper five times a day + irregular snacks. Nine people in the family plus the baby white tiger, whose meal volume is no smaller than that of a person, has to eat the food of forty or fifty people in ten mouths -- the amount of food for these forty or fifty people is calculated according to the body lì laborer.

If you don't say that you are poor and rich and martial, just such a way to eat, the average American middle-class family has five mouths to eat such a way to eat and go bankrupt, but fortunately, the price is almost negligible for Zhang Cheng. The main food (flour, meat, milk, wine) and even the cooking oil are produced from the family's farms, pastures and vineyards, ensuring food safety.

New Year, New Weather, On the morning of the Gregorian New Year, Zhang Cheng added some fruit wood to the fireplace to keep the indoor temperature as warm as in early summer. First of all, the little foreign girl Rebecca washed it together in the bathroom. Spread a blanket on the coffee table for Rebecca to lie down, and then Zhang Cheng found several bottles of fresh cream from the kitchen, picked up two bottles in one hand and poured them on Rebecca's body.

Whipped cream is food and can't be wasted, and after Rebecca's front was covered with a lot of whipped cream, Zhang Cheng began to eat cream with his tongue little by little. After the cream was added, Zhang Cheng tasted it for a while, and today's cream had a different taste.

Rebecca went to the bathroom again to wash white, and when she returned, it was time for Rebecca. Rebecca pours the cream over the big dick. Then I started to eat it with a little bit of cream.

Everyone liked this way of eating, so the consumption of cream at home increased tenfold after the Gregorian New Year.

On the third day after the New Year, Zhang Cheng drove Rebecca and Angelina to a rented house in Sacaramento, the capital of California - he began to play the game of Daming's promotion to the official picture for the second time with the netizens he gathered, and this time Zhang Cheng not only changed two girls but also changed cars. It is to give the companion who participates in the game for the first time an impression of changing girls and cars, such as changing clothes.

This time, in addition to the six people who participated last time. Eight more newcomers - these eight were not called online. It's a relative, friend or colleague who participated in the six people last time, and there are not many people in the world who can control their mouths, and they are after getting rich overnight. For Zhang Cheng. It doesn't matter, anyway, as long as the teammates are between six and thirty-two, it doesn't matter to you.

As usual, I showed everyone the instructions, and during this period, Zhang Cheng went back to the house to pay the public grain. After returning to the living room, a group of gentlemen shouted 'Dog, Dog, Dog' and started the live crossing game.

At the end of the game, everyone left with the gold bars satisfied. As always, Zhang Cheng carved some numbers on the walls of the rental house, the first group is 7, the second group is 6, the third group is 14, and the latest group carved by Zhang Cheng is 12. After carving the number, Zhang Cheng still feels as if he has forgotten something or something unimportant, but since it is not important, he should forget it. Anyway, my ability is not an absolute memory, and even if I remember what food I ate for breakfast ten years ago today, it doesn't mean anything.

Zhang Cheng, who still had a lot of harvest this time, continued to return to the pasture and lived a rotten life at home in the wine and meat pond forest. From the 5th, Zhang Cheng suddenly made a decision at home - girls at home can only wear aprons, thongs, but they can wear socks, and Zhang Cheng is not an unreasonable person.

The apron is also a kind of uniform, if the housewife has a uniform. Moreover, wearing an apron does not affect either cooking and eating, nor does it affect grain collection...... Anyway, everyone at home during the holidays is basically cooking, eating, and receiving (handing) public food.

After more than ten days of recklessness during the New Year's holiday, Zhang Cheng contacted an airport closest to his home in China and flew back to his hometown with Angelina by private jet for the New Year.

When I arrived here, there was already a Daben and the driver waiting outside the airport, half-hugging the Yanma Angelina Zhang Cheng and getting into the car directly.

A few hours later, Zhang Cheng took Angelina's big bag back to his home after nearly a year, whether he had money or no money to go home for the New Year - this time he called before going home, and his parents were already waiting in front of a hot meal and hot dishes.

"Mom, Dad." After Zhang Cheng entered the door and looked at the second elder, he shouted. Then I was busy putting all kinds of ingredients into the refrigerator freezer, but fortunately I bought a large freezer at home to store red wine and beef, otherwise some of them would not be able to fit.

"Daddy! Mom! "Angelina's Chinese has slipped a lot better this year - otherwise she wouldn't be able to play with Ye Zi.

Mom looked up and down again at the foreign daughter-in-law she hadn't seen for a year, and felt a lot more tender, it seems that our son has a good breed and a foreign daughter-in-law can moisturize well: "It's good to come back safely, let's eat first." ”

In the chat with his parents, Zhang Cheng ate seven bowls of rice, Angelina also ate four bowls, and the dishes on the table were also clean-you must know that the small bowl you usually use for eating here is such a big bowl, otherwise it will be broken.

"That's a lot of food." This is the conclusion that my parents came to together, in the past, when Zhang Chengchang was the most able to eat and play, he only had two or three bowls of rice. In the middle, the mother also went to the kitchen, scrambled an egg, a leek egg, opened a canned fish, and cut some pig's head meat for her son and daughter-in-law.

This meal is clean and easy to put away, just wash the pots and pans, plates, chopsticks - there is nothing to put in the refrigerator.

After the meal, Zhang Cheng chatted with his father. Zhang Cheng asked, "Dad, you don't have to be on duty today." ”

Dad: "Lao Li, they changed jobs for me, and now I am mainly responsible for the reception and sales of merchants, which used to be safety and production." ”

"Oh, that's right." Zhang Cheng thought about it, his father drove a high-end imported car, and he wore high-end leather fur and wool, which could really earn a lot of impression points for the factory.

Dad said and looked at the clock on the TV and said, "In a while, your Uncle Li may come over to visit the door." The main thing is to meet you. ”

Uncle Li is my father, and the manager of their factory used to be called the factory director. When Uncle Li was young, he was a good hand at fighting and making trouble, and the cross-faced flesh on his face had a very good deterrent effect even on criminals - as evidenced by the fact that Uncle Li had not lost his wallet for so many years.

Uncle Li and his father are a generation, and the reason why Uncle Li can be the factory director is not that he has the strongest force and deterrence in that generation, but that this person basically has no scheming - that is, he can't calculate people, and God gave Uncle Li a thief's strong muscles, and he didn't give him the brain of a conspirator or a politician.

Everyone thinks that only Uncle Li will not sell everyone if he is the factory director, and no one else is as reassuring as Uncle Li, including Zhang Cheng's father. At that time, when everyone had the same amount of loans, the shareholders voted for Uncle Li to be the factory director.

And the facts have also proved that over the years, Uncle Li's management of the factory is also reassuring, and for the big and small changes in the factory, with Uncle Li's level, he can only offer the trick of opening the board of directors to discuss collectively - it is not a big problem to let Uncle Li drink too much and pull out the weeping willows, but it will be difficult for him to independently think of ways to increase the efficiency of the factory.

Zhang Cheng: "Uncle Li, how did he know that I was coming back?" ”

Dad: "When you called me before you came back, we were drinking together. ”

"Oh." Thinking of Uncle Li's old neighbor who was also a family home, Zhang Cheng asked, "Uncle Li has been okay for the past two years?" ”

"Okay." Dad said: "Your Uncle Li eats and drinks well, sleeps well, has no disasters or diseases, what's wrong." ”

Uncle Li is known as the quilt cover when the sky falls - it is still time to eat, drink, and sleep. Because of the fixed living habits, there has been nothing wrong with the body for so many years.

It didn't take long for Uncle Li to come as promised, and he brought his own wine and food, and he came up and said, "Your kid is back, bring foreign wine back, hurry up and open two bottles." Let's do it together. ”

"Okay." Zhang Cheng went to the kitchen bag and took two bottles of home-grown whiskey, Zhang Cheng drank it differently from the cowboys, Zhang Cheng's whiskey was added with a trace amount of high-grade gold sore medicine (gene repair agent), drinking it is very good for the body, and the taste is better, drinking too much will not hurt the head.

Uncle Li looked at the English letters on the bottle for a while, which he basically didn't recognize: "It's really foreign wine." ”

Zhang Cheng said: "Home-grown, American pure grain whiskey. You taste it, and you are guaranteed that you will not be able to drink such a good foreign wine in China. (To be continued......)