21. Bad jokes aren't funny

"Oh?" Mu Lanxi raised her eyebrows lightly, she didn't expect that the daughter of a businessman would not be able to take advantage of any talents, but since her mother had instructed her, she couldn't tell her to get off the stage. "There's nothing new about this, let's listen to Sister An's jokes, right?"

There is an attic ten meters away from the gazebo. This is the best place to enjoy the scenery in the entire Houfu Garden. Standing in the attic, overlooking by the railing, you can not only take in the scenery of the garden, but also hear the voices of the people in the garden clearly.

At this time, in the attic, several boys in the capital who everyone looked up to all listened with bated breath and pricked up their ears.

You must know that the girls below are not people who love to perform when they have nothing to do. Where is there a party at every turn, and everyone will do their best? That doesn't make such a young lady tired to death. Isn't their performance today just to impress the boys in the attic?

The tone has long been leaked, and these young ladies all know that today, in addition to Miss Mu's banquet for noble daughters, Mu Hanyan, the eldest young master of the Mu family, secretly invited the crown prince of the current dynasty, the champion of the new department, and several noble sons who were good friends.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, who can not perform with all their might.

That is, Mrs. Wang had some thoughts, for fear that her granddaughter would behave too well in front of the prince, so she didn't tell her anything.

In the attic, in front of the lattice window, Baili Renault quietly looked at the small light pink figure below. Different from the shabby dress he wore when he fled five years ago, he was now dressed in a crimson python robe, wearing gold and jade around his waist, and wearing a purple and gold crown with inlaid treasures on his head, although he was only thirteen years old, he was about the same height as the fifteen or sixteen-year-old teenagers beside him.

I saw that the little girl with powder on her face sounded, and her voice was as crisp as a broken egg:

The mother pig bathed the piglet, and the piglet said, "Mom, the water is too hot!" ”

When the mother pig heard this, she added some hot water, and the little pig was scalded to death...... The mother pig said proudly: "Hehe, it's okay now, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water!." ”

After An Xiaoxiao finished speaking, she looked around with a shy face, but no one laughed. Everyone looked at each other, and looked at An Xiaoxiao with a little more contempt. How could a merchant's daughter come up with any amazing talents? Look, you can't even tell a joke.

An Xiaoxiao's call a sweat, isn't it funny? When she first heard it, she couldn't stop laughing, huh?

"Flutter ——!"

No, there is still a faint laughter, An Xiaoxiao followed the prestige, and there was a white figure in the bushes outside the pavilion. I don't know who is hiding there, only he knows how to appreciate her jokes.

Jian Yaochi felt a little more relieved when she saw An Xiaoxiao's embarrassment, and deliberately made her even more embarrassed, so she said: "Sister An must still be warming up, why don't you try another one?" ”

An Xiaoxiao pursed her lips, opened her mouth and said another:

Xiao Ming told his mother that when the guests came to play at home today, my brother put a nail on the guest's chair, and I saw it. The mother asked, "Then how did you do it?" Xiao Ming said, "I stood on the side, and when the guest was about to sit down, I took the chair away from behind him." ”

"Haha-"

The ladies didn't laugh, but the laughter in the bushes was louder. This time, the ladies in the gazebo heard it.

"Who's hiding there?" Mu Lanxi frowned and said softly.

A young man in white came out of the bushes, stood in front of the garden pool and clapped his hands: "What my sister said is so funny, say one more, say another one!" ”

This young man is tall, but his face is still very immature, but no matter what, he should be older than An Xiaoxiao. He had just come out of the bushes, and his well-tied hair had been unkempt from the branches, and his pure white brocade was stained with dirt. He shouted his sister in his mouth, and the smile on his face showed a stupid look. I saw that his hands were clapping "popping", and his eyes were full of anticriss.