22. The fool is mighty
An Xiaoxiao remembered a lot of cold jokes in her head, every time she said it in front of Aoxue Xia Qing in the past, she got the same effect as now. Often she laughed half to death by herself, but the two of them didn't react. It was the first time she had met such a cheering audience.
So, An Xiaoxiao had a serious face and gave another joke:
Cauliflower said, "I am like a flower";
Shiitake said: "I am like a small umbrella";
Walnut said, "I'm like a brain";
Banana said, "Shall we change the subject?" ”
This time, the girls either didn't understand, or they were blushing. But the boys in the attic laughed so hard that they rolled on the ground. The joke may not be much funny, but the joke is about a cute little girl doll in ice and snow, and for some reason, with her serious expression, the power of the joke is immediately multiplied several times, like a missile launch, knocking down a group of boys with a single blow.
By the pool, An Xiaoxiao's fans were stunned for a moment, and then burst into earth-shattering laughter. If he hadn't been so smirkling, he would have been a very handsome young man, and when he first appeared, there were several young ladies who were a little curious about him. But now he was smiling so stupidly that he dispelled everyone's thoughts in an instant.
Baili Renault's cold face also showed a hint of a smile. I could see the few guys who were smiling without an image next to me, and I suddenly felt that I couldn't go on. He didn't know what was wrong with him?
Yes, a serious little girl, how can she tell such a joke? It's rumored that it's gone, do you want her reputation to be gone?
Sure enough, a girl blushed and snorted coldly: "You, why are you so shameless?" ”
Someone immediately answered: "We are all people with heads and faces, of course we don't usually raise like this." Some of the daughters of merchants are different, and they are all exposed to things that are inferior, and the words they say are naturally ......."
It was a girl in purple who spoke, but she was a little bit beautiful, she deliberately didn't continue, but just squinted at An Xiaoxiao, and her contempt was undoubtedly revealed.
An Xiaoxiao herself was said that it was nothing, but it was about her parents, and it was an untouchable scale. She sank her face and was about to attack, but the young man by the water scolded loudly: "You are shameless, your butt was twisted so round just now......"
The boy twisted his hips and demonstrated. The girl in purple showed her talent dancing but where did she twist so exaggeratedly? I only heard the young man twist and say: "The sows raised in our Zhuangzi are also twisted like this every time they forage for food!" ”
Everyone was already amused by his actions, and they only covered their mouths and snickered because of the face of the girl in purple, but now listening to his description, they couldn't hide it anymore, and Da Lu laughed.
The purple-clothed girl bit her lip and trembled with anger. A young lady who was good friends with her came out for her and shouted, "Where did you come from? ”
Mu Lanxi's face has been calm since this young man appeared, and he is even more angry at this time, and he loudly beckoned to the servants and maids of the left and right families: "What are you still doing in a daze, and you don't take him down?" ”
The two sturdy men immediately rushed towards the boy.
The boy dodged left and right, and the two family members did not touch him, but pounced on each other. The young man took advantage of the situation and pushed it, and the two of them "plopped, plopped" twice, and fell into the water together.
The young man looked at the families fluttering in the water, smiled and clapped his hands, and suddenly flashed to Mu Lanxi's side.
"You asked someone to arrest me, it's not a good person......" The young man took out something from his wide sleeve and shook it in front of Mu Lanxi's eyes.
Mu Lanxi saw the object clearly, and immediately lost his face in fright, it turned out that the object was a black earthworm.
The young man twisted the earthworm with two fingers and leaned towards Mu Lanxi's face.
"You, don't you come here......" Mu Lanxi was frightened and retreated. She retreated and bumped into the pear blossom wooden table behind her, and the teapots and teacups on the wooden table slid down, and the girls who were afraid of being burned by the hot tea flashed backwards reflexively, who knew that behind them was the pond.
"Plop, plop, plop......" More people fell into the water, and it was all a group of young ladies who didn't know how to water.
For a while, the cries were everywhere, and the scene was really chaotic.
An Xiaoxiao looked at the embarrassed little girls in the water with a smile, they deliberately dressed ceremoniously, but now the solemnity has become a burden, dragging them to the water, and the girl in purple who said bad things about her parents also fell into the water and kept choking on water. An Xiaoxiao is not worried about them at all, not to mention that someone has rescued them now, just this pond, please, how deep can the home-made landscape pool be? It's just that this group of people is frightened, where are they fluttering? An Xiaoxiao was enjoying watching the excitement, and suddenly felt that the palm of her hand was being held by someone.
"Sister, it's so boring here, I'll take you somewhere else to play!"
After the young man finished speaking, he didn't care whether An Xiaoxiao wanted it or not, he grabbed her hand and ran away.
Behind them, everyone was scrambling around the pond, and no one seemed to notice the two small figures that had run farther and farther away. A good banquet was easily disturbed by the young man.
In the attic, Baili Renault stared closely at the two people who ran away hand in hand, their wide sleeved robes were blown up by the wind as they ran, and one white and one pink seemed to merge naturally. With a calm face, he asked Mu Hanyan, the concubine of the Hou Mansion on the side: "Who is that?" ”
Mu Hanyan's eyes flashed a trace of ruthlessness, but he quickly covered it up, and said with raised eyebrows: "This is my brother, Mu Yige." ”
"Mu Yige?" Baili Renaud repeated the name: "Isn't he recuperating in a foreign country?" ”
"This ...... His father only picked him up last month. ”
Baili Renault turned his head and glanced at Mu Hanyan, Mu Yige is the son of the Marquis of Jincheng, it is said that he contracted a serious illness when he was young, and he has been raised by the Marquis of Jincheng in the field, why did he suddenly take it back? He didn't want to ask much about this kind of private affairs of the courtier's family, so he said: "Just let him run away with other people's young ladies like this, if something happens, your Hou Mansion is only afraid that it will be difficult to explain!" ”
Mu Hanyan breathed a sigh of relief and bowed to Baili Renault: "Prince Xie is concerned, and the minister immediately ordered someone to bring Miss An back." ”