987: Teddy who destroys the three views + Master Yoda who collapses
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On a sunny and warm afternoon, the red carpet outside the Hollywood Chinese Theater was very lively, and the handsome and beautiful stars in suits and evening dresses were all smiling, posing poss to cooperate with the photographers to take pictures, answering questions from the media reporters on both sides of the railing, and waving to enthusiastic fans who shouted their names. (Please search Bayi Chinese Net, the fastest updated novel website!)
This is the screening of Lee Dong-lai's second directorial film this year.
The former film dominated the global film market for almost the entire month, and this film has also made the audience look forward to it for more than a year.
The lineup of "Teddy Bear" cannot be compared to "The Avengers", but the momentum is not weak at all.
Today's red carpet is also starry-studded, with the main creator Li Donglai bringing Teddy Mean Bear voice actor Seth McFarlane and heroine Blake Greilly to appear.
In addition to the gossip girl Blake Freyely in the film, there are also many other beauties, Laura Vandervoort, Jessica Stepp, Melissa Oldway, and Natalie Portman, who became a mother, shyly attended the show. and the heroes and heroines of The Hunger Games, which are popular in the United States this spring, also made a surprise appearance.
Angelina Jolie took over the starring role in the Phantom's adaptation of the "Sleeping Beauty" movie "Maleficent" a few days ago, and she will star alongside Emma Watson in the new movie, and this time she will also come to cheer.
George Lucas, the father of Star Wars, also made a surprise appearance, and he said to the reporter's camera with a big grin: "I'm here to see what Master Yoda looks like in "Teddy Bear"? ”
"Master Yoda?" The reporters looked confused, "What's the situation." Isn't this a teddy bear comedy movie, how can Master Yoda appear? Oh my God, what kind of collapse is this? "The audience who entered the venue was ready to destroy the three views. But when he heard Lucas's revelations, he couldn't help laughing. The more urgent the ** who want to watch the movie.
"Lee, "Rock 'n' Roll Age" starring Tom Cruise is also going to be released today." The snapping sounds, the flashing lights kept coming on, the reporters on the railing were staring at Li Donglai in a black suit, and a golden white woman asked loudly, "Do you have anything to say to Tom?" Why didn't Emma Watson come to the red carpet today? ”
"Well, I've heard of their films. Tom is a good actor and hopes to have the opportunity to work together in the future. Li Donglai nodded and smiled, and said hello to Natalie Portman, who was passing by in a purple evening dress. Continue to laugh: "As for Emma, she is at home with the children. On such a hot day, just let me bask in the sun. ”
In addition to last week's Madagascar 3, Prometheus, Snow White and the Huntsman, five new films are also released this week. "The Age of Rock 'n' Roll", "This Is My Son", "The Art of Rapping", "Sisterhood".
Among them, "Rock 'n' Roll Age", which was created by Tom Cruise and led by the music team, is the biggest competitor of Teddy Bear. They preempted 347o theaters in North America for release. "Teddy Bear" won 3,239 theaters, slightly less than "Rock Age".
Judging from the trailer, the promotional selling point of "Rock Age" is nothing more than Brother Tom's frequent naked show of old man's muscular demeanor, and the cold adult style of Cruise + rock is where the destiny lies, so it is not a problem to seduce some drooling teachers and grandmother-level audiences (the vast majority of the audience are women over 25 years old), but in the face of the broader "people", I am afraid that there is a lack of stamina, and it is really difficult to compete with Li Donglai's "Teddy Bear", which is in the limelight.
At this time, a head poked out of his back, and it was Natalie Portman who walked over. Dressed in a black evening gown, she grinned at reporters with a hem of her skirt: "I made a cameo in the movie." Even though it was only one day, everyone was happy. It's just ruined. She unceremoniously broke the news.
The reporters all laughed, holding a telephoto camera to take a combined photo of him and Natalie, and another female reporter asked: "Li Donglai, everyone said that this "Teddy Bear" is to make up for the loss of reputation in "The Hangover 2", do you think you can pass "The Hangover"?" ”
Li Donglai smiled: "I don't think "The Hangover 2" is bad. "Teddy Bears" do make people happy, but they are different types of films. You can't compare Star Wars to Avengers Lenovo. ”
The sky gradually darkened, and the outside of the Hollywood China Theater also changed from lively to deserted, and all the star reporters, movie fans and audiences walked into the theater, ready to watch the screening. The screening halls of 3,239 theaters in North America are all full, after all, "The Avengers" gave the audience a great surprise, and Li Donglai still maintains a 1oo% reputation for good films until now.
"Luckily, I arrived, I was almost late." A couple of teenage girls squeezed into a screening room with large cups of popcorn in their hands.
As a giant teddy bear doll that has been received, Suzy has long been curious about this movie, so this time I will take a look at the front one. "Jean, thank you." The audience shrank back with their outstretched feet, and no one noticed who she was in the dim light. A few fans found an empty chair and sat down, ready to watch a movie.
Also looking at the big screen is Tom Cruise at another screening, who has spent a lot of money for "Rock Age", selling meat naked many times, just hoping to get a good selling price. But following the release of "Teddy Bear" from last year to this year, he really doesn't have much confidence. Maybe...... There are always some small expectations in my heart, maybe "Rock Age" will be a big hit?
After a while, I saw that the big screen was black again, and the audience in the screening halls of 3,239 theaters slowly quieted down, and the screening was about to begin. On the big screen, when the Phantom's ink drips, the audience is different. This time, the villain is not Li Donglai, but a teddy bear dancing with AE sexy dance.
Changing the title to cater to the movie, Hollywood has long been familiar with it. But this time it was the Phantom use, and there was a sense of surprise.
The film begins with a narration that moves from the universe to Earth to a snow-covered town in Boston, USA. A group of kids are playing around......
More than twenty years ago, an innocent and kind boy was afraid of loneliness without friends. And made a wish, hoping that his precious teddy bear could come back to life and become his true friend. What he didn't expect was. Some mysterious power made his wish come true.
A live teddy bear, the news quickly spread throughout the United States. It was invited to attend various talk shows, and then the audience was treated to cheerful TV talk show footage. Embarrassment, Allen, Uncle Chin, etc., are also on the daily news.
In less than five minutes after the opening, bursts of laughter erupted in the Chinese Grand Theater, and the same situation was born in theaters across North America. Soon there was another chuckle. They have already learned about this scene from the online video, but when they really watch it. was still amused by Li Donglai's practice of piling up the talk show host's face, a toy teddy was on a talk show, his eloquence was really good, and he frequently made the audience laugh.
The funniest thing is. The two were afraid of thunder.
Viewers haven't seen the Honkai yet, at least so far. The movie is going well.
Film critics also changed their comfortable posture and continued to watch the movie.
The story of the big screen is advancing with laughter, a piece of innocent and cheerful shots fly by, and subtitles are gradually playing under the screen, directed by Lee Dong-lai, starring: Lee Dong-lai, Blake Greilly, Seth McFarlane......
The audience in the screening room responded with a round of applause, but soon fell silent as the film was still showing.
They were quickly drawn in, and Lee Dong-lai lived with Teddy Bear. Having spent a happy childhood, teddy bear became a star, and then ......
Until. More than 20 years later, Li Donglai has become a young man with nothing to do, and joy has finally turned into trouble.
John, who has passed his old age, is still single, smoking, drinking, and smoking with teddy bears every day, living a drunken life. It wasn't until he met Laurie (Blake Fraley), the girl he fell in love with at first sight, that he decided to change himself. However, at this time, the conflict between his partner and his lover gradually emerged, and it was difficult for him to choose between two different lifestyles......
The audience soon couldn't bear to look at it directly, and the good memories of childhood were all torn apart by Li Donglai.
Fishing Kaizi, smoking big cigarettes, and going crazy with a female clerk at a convenience store. I found several prostitutes-girls to go home and open a pie, and I also pulled a bubble on the floor.
"Haha!" The screening room was full of laughter, Blake covered his mouth with his hands, and laughed so red: "They are so happy, my ears are numb by laughter......" The audience believed that Li Donglai and "Teddy Bear" would definitely be funny, less than half of the movie was broadcast, and the number of laughs in the audience was already faster than that of "The Hangover" that year.
All the main creative staff also looked relaxed, "The movie didn't say anything, and of course the box office didn't say anything." ”
I saw that in the movie, Teddy actually invited the "outdated Hollywood actor Master Yoda" and "the outdated Hollywood actor Black Knight" to open a party.
After attracting fans, he fought crazy with the Japanese who jumped out next door, which made people laugh.
The most eye-catching is Natalie Portman, although it is not too overly shot, but it is funny enough. Natalie didn't expect that the shot she was captured would have this effect, and her face was much happier. She once suspected that Li Donglai had cut out her footage.
The big screen story continues, and so does the laughter.
Hardcore, hardcore, hardcore!
It's all heavy tastes that ruin the three views, and the audience just likes it. Maybe Americans have more heavy tastes in their bones.
The screening has passed, and Li Donglai went to several major cities one after another, so he hurried back to the set to continue filming the finishing touches of "Iron Man 3" to attract fans.
From June 15th to June 17th, the North American weekend box office was announced in the early morning of the 18th Beijing time.
The Paramount DreamWorks animated blockbuster "Madagascar 3" has beaten "Prometheus" last week, and this week it also equaled "The Age of Rock" with "Old Handsome Guy" Tom Cruise's naked singing skills. Tom's dream was shattered, and in fact, he had given up on this unrealistic idea when he learned the next day that 6O percent of the theater was choosing "Teddy Bear" when they chose comedy.
This week, Paramount not only did not cut the theater chain of "Madagascar 3", but raised 5 theaters on a small scale, strengthening the large theater scale of 42oo+ theaters. In the second week, Ma 3 managed to maintain the decline rate at about 4o%, maintaining an excellent single revenue of $8,327, and this weekend North America continued to win $3.55 million, and now the cumulative box office has risen to $120 million.
At the same time, Ma 3's overseas box office also continued to be popular, and after winning the overseas box office list last week, it won the overseas championship again this week. The following week, Madagascar 3 only added a few release regions, but the box office rose by as much as $1ooo US dollars from last week ($430,000), and the total overseas box office in three weeks has reached $157 million.
But they're so good, and they're only runners-up this week.
This week's third runner-up is also last week's runner-up "Prometheus", but the table of "Prometheus" is not as gratifying as "Madagascar 3"! The next week, it fell by 6o% and accumulated $88.85 million in two weeks, although until today Twentieth Century Fox has not announced the cost of "Prometheus", but the grand stunt scenes in the visual film are conservatively estimated to be around $100 million, which will undoubtedly further compress the profit margin of the film. However, looking at other films with alien themes, the table of "Prometheus" is already quite good, and the total box office of $88.85 million as of this weekend has surpassed the classic "Alien 2" in 1986 to become the highest box office in the history of Alien.
In fourth place is "Rock Age" led by Tom Cruise led by the music team, which was released in 347o theaters and won 15.60 million US dollars on the weekend. - The media is now getting old.
"This Is My Son" is equally sad like "The Age of Rock 'n' Roll", with only $130,000 in the opening picture. This result is even only about half of the week of the bad movie "Jack and Jill" of the century, and it is also the lowest week of Adam Sandler's personal comedy, and it seems that Rotten Tomatoes' "round" feat is indeed "beneficial".
Other old films are still making steady progress, and "Snow White and the Huntsman" has a cumulative box office of 122 million, and it should not be a problem to recover the final cost of $170 million. "Men in Black 3" broke through the 150 million level, but the loss was a foregone conclusion. In addition, "Class Battleship" once again released 1o12 theaters, and Universal has completely given up the last struggle.
What about Li Donglai's "Teddy Bear"?
Perhaps this number confirms how terrible the "hardcore" crowd is today? It's so scary that an open-mouthed white rotten teddy bear can easily rewrite the record of film history!
The championship undoubtedly belongs to Teddy Bear. 3,239 theaters were released, but they surprisingly won the box office of 8o9O US dollars on the weekend, and the single theater score reached 24,900 US dollars, which made many theater operators regret it to vomit blood.
This is a new release record for R pole comedy, sweeping all films released in the same period, and it is also the third film in North America to reach the level of 8ooo million+ in the opening weekend in 2o12. The first two are The Hunger Games and The Avengers.
Given the Phantom's long-term marketing of R-rated comedies and its current reputation, the film may eventually cross the $300 million mark and add another $300 million to the North American market this year! (To be continued......)