988: The undead don't give up
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"What kind of ghost toy did you give, so squinting, is this the true portrayal of you?" The movie was released simultaneously in South Korea, and Kim Tae-hee, who had just finished watching the movie, felt so weird that he slept with the freckled teddy bear every night. (Please search for the fastest novel website!) I didn't think anything of it before, but it was a little weird, but after watching this movie, I realized that it was Li Donglai's premeditated gift, and I immediately counted it unceremoniously.
Li Donglai smiled, shameless, "If you miss me, just hold it and sleep." ”
"The ghost misses you."
There are many people who have the same idea, including Suzy Baby, whose bear doll has landed in Korea. After watching the movie, I especially wanted to sleep with the big fat bear. As soon as Meng Jia returned to the apartment, she began to count, "Xiuzhi, is the doll you had before still there, I'll exchange the perfume with you." ”
"Don't change!" Suzy didn't want to veto it.
"Why don't you change it, when Brother Donglai used to give us gifts, didn't you dislike him for only giving you a doll but giving us precious perfume?"
"Hmph, I'm not a fool." Xiuzhi said proudly: "According to the Chinese language, it is called this time and that time, how precious the current teddy doll is." Besides, my teddy bear is still a limited edition plus size, which was specially produced before the movie came out, and it can't be bought on the market outside. Woo, it's a pity I didn't take it out this time, it seems to be back in Korea. In a blink of an eye, he looked like he was crying and mourning.
Several girls were defeated by her, "Your movie "Introduction to Architecture" was released and promoted, and you were about to go back, not all satisfied. ”
"Huh. Yes! Suzy's eyes lit up, and she was suddenly excited.
tells the story of a decrepit man who is still at home as a little fresh at his age, but his teddy bear has become a drug-stricken white and rotten bear, and the media has a comprehensive score of 69. 78% freshness on Rotten Tomatoes; Such an R-rated comedy full of swear words unexpectedly received most praise.
Although it is only a theater scale in the early 3oooos, it has led all the way and maintained its advantage to the end! The overall box office revenue of $8,900,000 over the three days of the weekend shocked the entire Hollywood, exceeding the high single-museum average record of $24,976, and entering various lists with a high profile. This kind of opening score, in an R-rated comedy. is only slightly worse than the screening of "The Hangover 2".
You must know how many Americans' childhoods can be ruined by "Teddy Bear Addiction", and the effect is basically equivalent to that of the "Haier Brothers" doing it, Li Donglai let everyone get to know him again this time. In line with the no-lower limit standard of "cheap people don't give up", all kinds of meat jokes of fart and urine and shit are all pasted on the face, and any play with the lower body eating tofu and attacking the chest is just pediatrics, and all the stars and big names are shot in the film and killed. That's where the hell lies!
"We just love, pee and fart!" After watching the movie, many celebrity friends. Actively recommend the film on your own Twitter.
Li Donglai contributed the most fuxk line acting skills since "The Hangover", and the rap in the trailer almost competed for lung capacity, which showed the audience that he is still an RB singer.
In fact, the big hit of "Teddy Bear" comes from two gimmicks, the first is Li Donglai's new comedy route. Since last year's "Hangover 2" was a big hit and had a big fight with film critics across the United States, "Teddy Bear" is destined to attract much attention. In addition, compared with the yuppie who still obviously has a handsome style in "The Hangover", "Teddy Bear" is obviously a cheap trick with no lower limit. In addition, he usually leaves a distinct invincible image in the ring, as well as the intelligent image of a genius director who directs blockbusters such as "Inception" and "The Avengers". suddenly turned into a little freshness at home, which is enough to make people laugh.
So everyone showed up overnight. The image of Hawkeye's dashing and handsome archer in "The Avengers" is also starting to feel a little weird. "Teddy Bear" is more bumpy, more silky, and more accessible than "The Hangover". So this time, Li Donglai was completely filthy, completely filthy, and at the same time completely close to the people. There are too many bullets flying and killing people, and what I want is that you are rotten in vain!
The second aspect is naturally the alternative pleasure that ruins your childhood.
There was once a cloud that "when a civilization is destroyed, it will always be established when it is wonderful", so Michael Bay was able to create his own unique "fireworks philosophy", in the same way, "2O12" was able to attract countless people's ratings frenzy and talk about it, in fact, it is not difficult to go to the major forums to take a look, and there are few worries about their future between conversations, but most of them are happy about the destruction of various attractions.
New York has been destroyed again and again, and Chinese audiences can't help but wonder what it would be like to see the scene of "Tiananmen Fall" one day on the movie screen. The Japanese nation is even more inherently prone to ruin, and all kinds of disaster movies and monster movies have great potential to sell well.
This is a subconscious human impulse to destruct, and movies and the Internet provide a channel for people to vent. Li Donglai's blind cat touched a dead mouse, which happened to correct this psychological suggestion...... Of course, this is also what he later appeared in the newspaper, and it turned out that he had been rated as a master of psychology.
-- So if you want to be cheap, you will be cheap to the end, and if you want to be dirty, you will be dirty at home, but you will steal a large number of customers from the strip troupe that seduces all kinds of girls and men.
A one-sentence evaluation from various media has also been released, and the New York Post "This is a subversive performance of childhood toys, which is very inappropriate for children." The New York Times reported on the entertainment section: "The most unexpected surprise of this film is its Spielberg-esque fairy tale feel; And also earned some tears. ”
Not far behind, The Hollywood News said, "If every toy maker could be so bold with their products, there would be something more interesting on the screen than 'Teddy Bear.'" The Chicago Sun-Times said, "The funniest and most joyful comedy of the year, but also the most disgusting and limitless comedy." Freddy Bear is the funniest character in all the movies, and this film is also the best comedy screenplay. ”
The Los Angeles Times, which has a good relationship with the Phantom, gave a large area of positive coverage and helped dig deeper into the film's connotation. The film's satirical objects include race, religion, feelings, reality and other topics, but at the same time, it has enough warmth as a spice. Racial issues, religious beliefs, emotional entanglements, life details, etc., all the elements you can think of are shot in this film. Director Li Donglai launched a screen-swiping attack from the beginning of the film, as long as he dares to enter the director's eyes, he will scold people on their backs. But fortunately, the main creators have not forgotten to adjust with enough warmth elements. It makes people a little inexplicably touched while laughing. ”
Even "beyondho11yood" came to join in the fun, "using a well-known toy to play the edge ball of a restricted movie, and there is a wonderful chemical reaction." "Teddy Bear" is one of the best scripts of the year, and it is rare to see that it is hilarious from start to finish without the slightest pretension."
Li Donglai looked at the praise of himself in various newspapers on the crew of "Iron Man 3" early in the morning, and he only blushed. He didn't expect anything to reflect racial issues, religious beliefs, and so on. After a long time, he let out a long sigh: "The reporter is amazing." ”
"What?"
Robert Downey Jr., not far away, looked at him suspiciously.
"Nothing. They're praising me. Li Donglai shook the thick newspaper in his hand, and it made a noise.
The crowd around him was speechless, and Kevin Feige smiled: "Is there anyone more narcissistic than you?" ”
"Yes!" Li Donglai said categorically: "Tony Stark." ”
Everyone was immediately stunned.
Bingbing Fan also took out a newspaper and handed it over. "Look at this British newspaper."
"Oh?" Li Donglai took it, "I'll see how the British praise me." Robert Downey Jr. said: "The British are the sharpest and sharpest, and they may be finding fault with you." ”
"Hey......" Li Donglai suddenly laughed.
"Why, I guessed right." Donnie raised an eyebrow.
"Nope. You guessed it wrong. Li Donglai said proudly: "It's all praise for me." ”
It's like this one. More newspapers still focus on Li Donglai, and the largest newspaper in the United Kingdom, "The News", made a large report: "This is another breakthrough performance of Li Donglai on the screen, it is true that Li Donglai seems to have a tendency to show behind the screen over the years, and the starring works are not as good as Robert Pattinson of the Twilight trio, but don't forget that he is a big director, and he can start a play for himself at any time." It's just that he doesn't want to. This performance, which is completely different from its own appearance conditions, and its emotional appeal is commendable. Teddy Bear is hilarious at the same time. It's hysterical, and it's a mix of elements and masterful sensationalism. Rotten white is just a selling point, not all ...... film"
Robert Downey Jr. didn't believe it, he pulled out a sheet of newspaper from a pile of newspapers, looked at it a few times, and his eyes lit up, "Ha, I'll just say it." How could those film critics let you go. ”
Li Donglai shrugged indifferently, and Quan Dang didn't see it. There are praises, and of course there are abuses.
The movie with the most views and ratings on the IMDB website is "Teddy Bear", which has more than 9O million users participated in the rating, the main page score is as high as 8.5, and the TOP25O score is 8.3, Li Donglai's victory for another R-rated comedy. It's not the same genre as "The Hangover", but it still makes people laugh. In addition to the power of "idol director", there is no doubt about its popularity.
But as a commercial comedy, his artistry will definitely be greatly reduced, let alone such a movie that is almost a spoof of the slut index? There are also many criticisms.
But the factor that fans and audiences consider whether to watch or not is more the audience's liking than the freshness of the discerning film critics. Besides, the well-known reviews of "Teddy Bear" are 78% fresh?
Li Donglai is immersed in filming in the crew, and "TED" is crazy to make box office outside.
In this summer weekend, countless moviegoers who want to watch movies flock to the cinema, among the 4 new films, if you want to watch comedy in "Rock Age" and "Teddy Bear", who will you choose? Almost all unrestricted viewers over the age of 17 said to the conductor, "Give me tickets for Teddy Bear." ”
Blake Fraley was also very popular during this time, and Li Donglai was not invited to talk shows, so he frequently invited gossip girls. The big hit of the movie made her shine everywhere she went, and her agent was even more happy. Countless Hollywood actresses are also envious, jealous and hateful. (To be continued......)