The leather donkey has been very uncomfortable in the past two days. Hell, his previous sales of roast chicken in one day can't be sold in three days, isn't this killing him? A person who does business loses his business all of a sudden, and it is more uncomfortable than killing him. Seeing his sad face, Li Er joked with him: "Blind donkey, if you continue like this, your people are not as valuable as roast chicken, and your whole person is about to become roast chicken!" Hurry up, please ask Da Da, let him calculate a hexagram for you, and see what the problem is? Isn't it the roast chicken you made recently, trying to save money and adding less ingredients to it? ”

The donkey picked up a roast chicken from his big aluminum basin containing the chicken, sniffed it on his nose first, and felt that there was no problem, so he sent it to Li Er's nose and said suspiciously: "My second master Li, you personally examine it, smell it, this roast chicken is the smell before?" ”

Li Er sniffed his nose a few times seriously, sniffed it carefully several times, and felt that the roast chicken made by the leather donkey was no different from before. He tentatively asked, "How many bites can I take and taste?" ”

The donkey muttered, "Whatever you want." Anyway, this chicken can't be sold, and in the end, didn't you eat it yourself? It's better for you to destroy it than to end up with a dog. ”

Li Er heard the leather donkey say this, so he weighed the roast chicken in his hand a few times and put it back into the large aluminum basin where the leather donkey held the chicken. Shaking his head, he began to drink tea, and never talked about chickens again.

Huge came to the donkey's chicken shop. shouted before entering the door: "Eighty percent is the matter of Wufeng, right?" I have long said that women in the world are unreliable. If you want to be happy, you have to rely on yourself. ”

Li Er smiled: "I said her uncle, you really guessed wrong this time." The leather donkey is looking for you to discuss the roast chicken, and Wufeng and Huang Dakuo are still pulling the saw. Have you been having trouble at home lately? ”

Huge glanced at Li Er with disdain, and said with some dissatisfaction: "If you don't cause chaos in my family, my family will be peaceful." He set his eyes on the donkey. After a few glances, the large aluminum basin full of roast chicken in front of the donkey. frowned and asked, "Blind donkey, your roast chicken hasn't been shipped in the past few days?" Why is there no shortage of roast chicken in a large aluminum basin? Could it be that you've been working overtime these nights these days or what? ”

"Nobody came to buy it. It scared me to death. The donkey said weakly.

"Then let's get the big guy to eat. Li Er, you are a king and a lamb, you eat roast chicken hard, why don't you eat it. ”

Li Er let out a long sigh. sighed, spread his hands, and looked powerless.

Li Er, who is huge and has great magical powers, and Li Erye and Li Erye all knelt down. He knew his two brushes. simply stopped squeaking, sat opposite Li Er, reached out to serve the teacup, and ignored the roast chicken. Do you say that people are angry?

The three of them began to pull the gourd in the east and the scoop in the west, and the sky and the sea were nonsense. Suddenly, he remembered something and asked mysteriously, "Do you two know?" Wang Er Mazi and Liu Si got along. 、、、、、、 just now, he looked at Li Er, pointed at the leather donkey with his finger, and after a long time, he suddenly came to his senses and stammered: "Blind donkey, your roast chicken is no longer good." Just now I seemed to see Mrs. Liu selling roast chicken at the market, I didn't take it to heart at the time, in fact, I didn't react, I didn't think about it at all. Did she steal your deal? Peers are enemies. The roast chicken sold by the old woman was fat, and it seemed to be made by some old hens. I wondered, she's an old. How did you learn to make roast chicken? Blind donkey, isn't it that your kid has nothing to do when she is full, and she secretly went to teach her in the middle of the night? ”

The donkey listened to the huge words. I lowered my head even lower. After a long time, he slowly raised his head and said with some despair: "The old saying in the past is true, I taught the apprentice and starved the master to death. ”

Li Erru woke up from a dream and sighed: "Leather donkey, leather donkey, you are self-inflicted." For no reason, what kind of nerve did you have, go and teach Wang Er Mazi to make roast chicken, this fucking is good, he learned the craft, with a clear conscience, and robbed the business with you, what do you say should I do? ”

The donkey said weakly: "The roast chicken I made is not the same as him at all." ”

Pangda said: "Regardless of whether you go all the way, the current situation is that Wang Er Mazi's roast chicken, whether it is price or quality, is better than your roast chicken!" Also, I seem to have heard outsiders say that Wang Er Mazi's chickens are the hens that have been eliminated in Widow Chen's chicken farm, and the price is very cheap. Wang Er Mazi works in Widow Chen's orchard, and he uses his spare time to make roast chicken, and the cost of his roast chicken is very low, so if you compete, you are not his opponent at all. ”

"So what to do?" The donkey was completely desperate, and the sound it made was a little wailing in it. He looked at Li Er with begging eyes, looking at the huge hope, hoping that the two of them would give him a good idea. It is best to defeat Wang Er Mazi's trick.

Li Er lowered his head, held a teacup in his hand, and played around, letting the leather donkey plead, but he didn't speak.

The same goes for huge.

The leather donkey stomped his feet, waved his finger at the seafood restaurant opposite, and said decisively: "Seafood restaurant, walk!" ”

Huge smiled slightly and said, "It's pretty much the same. ”

In the seafood restaurant, the donkey and they met Little Peach in the hall, and she had just returned from buying seafood. Seeing the leather donkey in front of him, and the two of them followed, they knew that the leather donkey was going to be treated. She pursed her lips and smiled, and asked, "Boss Leather Donkey, you can't eat your own roast chicken, what a big deal, it's worth coming to the seafood restaurant for a treat?" Wouldn't it be okay to ask the two of them to nibble on a roast chicken leg? ”

The donkey looked at Little Pink's somewhat smug expression. Especially her affectionate eyes, always looking at Li Er. It's very unpleasant to feel sour.

"Isn't it Wufeng's business? I heard that she and Huang Dakuo rented a house outside, didn't you call her? Little Pink asked the donkey further.

The leather donkey replied to Xiao Taohong's question: "I call Wufeng every day, what can I do if her old man doesn't answer me." I guess that when she has been out enough, she will come back by herself, and it is in vain to urge her. Today I have a treat, not for the sake of Wufeng, but for the sale of the chicken shop, I want to invite Li Erye, this Zhiduoxing, to give me an idea, this thing, it is not okay to avoid it. People are poor and short-minded, and horses are thin and long-haired. The stomach is not angry, and it growls. If you don't want a daughter-in-law, you can't do business. ”

Little Peach said a little gloatingly: "Pi donkey, you can really do it, I'd rather not have a wife, roast chicken is more important than a wife, what kind of logic is this?" Typical money, not death. I've convinced you, what do you want to eat? Tell Xiaohong to bring the recipe? ”

"You don't need a recipe, the seafood restaurant just has a few good dishes, just ask the master to watch and do it, and the huge king can't go to the kitchen today. You have to accompany Lao Tzu to drink well. ”

Huge and Li Er, alternated with each other to fill the skin donkey, and after not much effort, the body of the leather donkey was staggering and unstable. He stammered and asked, "Say!" I'm going to make roast chicken first, right? Or go find Wufeng? He turned around and pointed at Li Er's nose and shouted, "And you!" Say it, is it the wife that is important, or the roast chicken is important! ”

Huge cocked a glass of wine down his neck and licked his lips with his tongue. He threw a peanut into his mouth and chewed it, and said unhurriedly, "In my opinion." It's still the wife who matters. You think, your wife is the master with a lot of money. Huang Dakuo gave her three million, isn't all this money yours? So, keep your wife. It's equivalent to keeping the money, I don't say this, you don't know better than me. ”

Li Er also touched the wine glass in his hand with the huge one. Tilting his neck, he drank the wine from his glass. Together with the giant, one person grabbed a handful of peanuts. One by one, they are put in their mouths and chewed, describing the importance of their wives. The donkey persuaded the donkey to put aside the business of the roast chicken shop first and concentrate on finding Wufeng, which was serious. Why? Didn't you say it just now, Wufeng has money in his hands, as long as he has money, it doesn't matter if he burns the chicken or not. No matter how good the business of the roast chicken shop is, can it compare with the three million in Wufeng's hands? One in the sky, one underground, a small ditch and a big river have more water than the big river, and it is not on the same level at all.

Because they were acquaintances, Master Fu Youdao finished the work in the kitchen, with a plate of small pickles in his left hand and a bowl of loose wine that he had changed in his right hand, and he also came to join in the fun with Li Er.

The donkey asked Gou Youdao again the words he had just asked Da Da and Li Er.

Gou Youdao stroked his goatee, looked at Li Er's face, saw Li Er nodded, and boldly commented: "Wife and money are important, and no one can be missing." The roast chicken restaurant is the foundation of the leather boss, and you can't give up easily. Wufeng, she is the leader of the village, doesn't she go to work in the village every day? Boss Pi, when she is about to get off work, you wait for her in the village one step in advance, reach out and hold her and don't let go, and the husband and wife pull and pull each other, and you don't break the law. Master, do you think that's the truth? ”

Li Er said: "It stands to reason that it is not illegal. But the reason why the leather donkey didn't do it was because he didn't do it. The mystery is known only to him. Heavenly secrets must not be revealed. Let's not worry about him. Let's talk about roast chicken, this is affordable. ”

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Liu San and Liu Si's wives don't know where to get the news that their mother-in-law is getting along with Wang Er Mazi. In addition, the important thing is that when they heard that their mother-in-law made a lot of money selling roast chicken, they went to the village to find Li Er and asked the village to come forward and hand over the money earned by her mother-in-law to the two of them for safekeeping. As soon as Lao Yu heard the words of these two half-hung girls, he sent them to Li Er's elderly service center and said: "My virtuous nephew Li Er, he is the mediator of the village, you are in charge of this matter, go to him." “

Liu San and Liu Si's wife hurriedly rushed to the service center, and asked Hong Shun and his wife to find out that Li Er was drinking with a huge leather donkey in the seafood restaurant, and the two of them turned around and came to the seafood building, and criticized as soon as they entered the door: "Eat and drink, this is an unhealthy trend!" ”

The donkey was drunk, his tongue was not bent, and he said vaguely: "Ah, there are two daughters-in-law." Liu Sanliu Si's family, do you have something to do with me? How about we have a drink? ”

Liu Si's wife pushed away the donkey's hand, came directly to Li Er, with a dark face, and said to Li Er: "Second uncle, we came to your old man's house today, and we officially notified the village, asking the village to tell my mother-in-law and hand over all the money she earned to us, in addition, who does she want to be good with, she wants to remarry, she has to discuss with us first!" If we don't nod and agree, she can't be good with a man, and she can't get married! ”

Da Da is an anxious man, he listened to Liu Si's wife's words, and suddenly jumped up angrily, and before Li Er could speak, he coldly ordered the eviction: "This is a seafood restaurant, not a village office, why should your mother-in-law's hard-earned money be handed over to you?" What are you two things? Get lost! Your mother-in-law can't leave? I'll tell you two that you can't go first! ”

Li Er didn't answer, and the mouthful of pig's head meat that he was chewing in his mouth was sprayed on Liu Sanliu and Liu Si at once! yelled: "Two unfilial things!" The face of the East Kidnapper has made you both lose everything! Get the hell out of here! ”

The donkey hurriedly circled around the house, looking around with his head down, shouting, "Where is my kitchen knife?" Xiaohong, go to the kitchen and get a kitchen knife, I have to chop these two unfilial sons today! ”

Liu San and Liu Si's wives pulled their legs and ran out while spitting the slimy pig's head meat that Li Er had spit on them! (To be continued.) )