"You, do you know what it's like to fall in love with someone?"

"Falling in love with someone? Well...... Some people say sweet and bitter, some say warm and chilling, some say vague and clear, and I think it's inexplicable emotions. ”

"Really, yes?"

"I don't know what I've read in books."

Guo Ke sat up suddenly, and said with a happy and panicked face: "Aiqin, I'm finished!" Aiqin closed her eyes and said angrily, "If you want to tell me that you want to fall in love, you don't have to say it!" ”

Guo Ke bit his pink lip and was silent for three seconds, then suddenly lay beside Aiqin, like a girl who didn't understand feelings, and said softly: "I have all the feelings you just said, I have never had such a wonderful feeling!" I suspect I'm in love with fish. ”

"Fish?"

Aiqin's heart trembled, and when she opened her eyes, she saw Guo Ke looking at herself in confusion, and hurriedly dodged: "You can like whoever you like, it's none of my business!" Guo Ke blinked his eyes and begged bitterly: "Master, please show the apprentice the way to jump!" ”

Aiqin said angrily: "I've never been in love again, and I don't know what to say if you ask." By the way, aren't you a boy killer who claims to have been in love 3,900 times? You should be very experienced in such a thing! ”

Guo Ke lay on the bed with a bored face, and said: "I used to play around, and I used to like to see those men in pain, madness, and even struggle for me. Guo Ke said with a smile and suddenly turned into worry, and said in a low voice: "But this time, this time, I have never felt before, do you believe me!" With that, he pressed Aiqin's left hand on his crisp chest, and the startled Aiqin shrank his hand and scolded: "I don't have this hobby!" ”

Guo Ke stroked his red face with both hands, bit his lip shyly and said, "You can also feel how fast my heart beats!" Aiqin glanced at her, no longer paid attention to the crazy Guo Ke, turned around and slept with his back.

"I've decided, I'm going to participate in the Hope Contest with Yuguo!"

Guo Ke saw that Aiqin ignored him, his eyes rolled and he smiled: "You know, don't be a light bulb!" I think that Xiong Di is also good, quite suitable for you. Aegean took a deep breath angrily, pulled the quilt over her head, and ignored her.

Guo Ke turned around and lay flat on the bed, pulled the quilt on, pulled the quilt tightly with both hands, and bit his pink lips with white teeth, like a little woman who had fallen in love and couldn't extricate herself.

"Love is more than just feeling!" Aegean suddenly whispered.

Guo Ke seemed to have begun to fantasize, and she asked with a gentle chuckle: "What is that love?" ”

"What do you think is the most important thing in your life?"

Guo Ke bit his pink lip, thought about it and said firmly: "Money!" Without money, life is miserable! ”

Aegean was silent for three seconds and said, "Really? Then I wish you happiness! "Say no more.

Guo Ke suddenly frowned slightly, and seemed to remember something in his heart, but the more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he became, and the more he thought about it, the more fierce his inner struggle became, and he had to scratch his hair and cover his head with a quilt-

People are like flowing water, cars are like horses, and it is nine o'clock in the morning.

Looking around, there are those who are walking quickly with briefcases, those who are anxious to look at their watches, those who are lazy and lazy, those who drag their families, and those who are in twos and threes. The various groups of people on the streets came together to deduce such a great world.

In the blink of an eye, there was a person standing under the stone pillar ten meters away from the intersection in front of him, with a big cigar in his mouth, leaning against the stone pillar, standing there motionless with his feet staggered, facing the traffic lights in front of him, but he never moved half a step.

And not far behind the man, there was also a person like him, but he was not concerned about the crowd, but the man standing at the intersection. The two of them did not move like wooden men until the cigar in the man's mouth burned and extinguished, and he moved.

The white-haired old man, who was unable to move, walked to his side, and said with a smile on his face: "Young man, I've been following you for a long time, and I can't help but come and ask you ......."

"Ask me what I'm doing here, right?" The man turned his head suddenly, and the old man was so frightened that he took a few steps back, and almost fell, only to see that the man had drawn a big eye on his eye, and long eyelashes, and what he didn't want to mention was that the painting was very ugly.

This person is the fish fruit, but this fish fruit is not the other fish fruit.

The old man pressed his heart with one hand, and gasped for breath with a frightened look: "Young man, you almost scared the old man to death!" Yu Guo opened his eyes with a burned-out cigar, and said with a wicked expression: "Uncle, you are old, and you still learn from me to come out to squat on the street to see my sister?" ”

The old man waved his hand and exclaimed, pointing to the street with a look of disbelief: "What? You've been standing here for so long, so to do such a shameless thing? Yu Guo grinned disappreciatively, then approached the old man, and laughed softly: "Otherwise, do you think that I am as shameless as the uncle, peeking at men?" ”

The old man was shocked, could it be that he already knew that he was paying attention to him? The old man glanced at Yu Guo, the corners of his mouth rose, and he stretched out his left hand, so he pinched his fingers and said with a smile: "The old man only needs to show off two fingers, and he will know what you are doing!" ”

Yu Guo took out a cigar from his pocket, lit it, looked at the old man expressionlessly, and said, "That's right! The old man's face was puzzled, and he asked, "The old man hasn't said it yet, do you know what the old man wants to say?" ”

Yu Guo spit out a puff of cloud smoke, dragged the old man's bones, and screamed in pain, Yu Guo pointed to the intersection and said, "Do I know what I'm looking at?" The old man took a deep breath, squinted his eyes, and saw that there were many people coming and going at the intersection, and then smiled: "Are you guessing who will run the red light?" ”

Yu Guo showed a look of surprise, clapped his hands and smiled: "Awesome, but I only guessed half right, in fact, I was listening!" After that, he closed his eyes, revealing the big eyes of the poor painter, and the old man looked at the fish fruit and couldn't help but laugh and said, "Okay, the old man will play with you!" With that, he closed his eyes.

Yu Guo's earlobes moved, his eyebrows were bent, and he suddenly said, "In the right direction, there are twelve people in total!" ”

The old man smiled lightly and immediately connected: "There are eight male hormones and four female hormones." ”

After being silent for thirty seconds, Yu Guo turned his head sideways and sighed: "The green light is on, it's a pity that no one runs the red light." The old man laughed when he heard this.

A traffic policeman not far away saw that the two were behaving strangely, so he picked up the pager and said: "No. 740, 740, No. 101, Jinlu District No. 2 intersection found an old man and a young man behaving strangely, I suspect that the two people are mildly mentally handicapped, you immediately bring two brothers to assist!" ”

After waiting for a few more minutes, the old man smiled and said, "On time, there are eighteen people in total!" ”

Yu Guo replied: "Ten males, eight magnets, here, a short man about one meter four tall ran the red light!" ”

The old man smiled and said, "Except for one woman who didn't follow the red light, everyone else followed the red light!" ”

The two of them opened their eyes at the same time, and saw a group of people crossing the red light district, led by the short man, and only a woman standing quietly on the other side of the road.

"And then?" The old man asked with a smile.

Yu Guo took a deep breath of his cigarette and said with a confused look in his eyes: "What does running a red light mean?" ”

The old man rolled his eyes, raised his head and smiled: "The person who took the lead in running the red light shows that he has an opinion, a general, and the ability to lead others!" ”

Yu Guo smiled: "People are like this, but if someone takes the lead, someone will follow." ”

The old man pointed to the crowd, looked at Yu Guo in confusion and asked, "The people who followed were a group of servants?" Yu Guo raised his middle finger and said: "Yes, but not all, you look at the four-eyed man next to the dwarf, he also wants to run the red light, but there are many people around, and he is afraid of his own quality, so he has been waiting for an opportunity, this person is not mediocre!" But it's always a strange step. ”

The old man smiled approvingly: "And the person who is still not driven shows that he has a high level of understanding, this kind of person will not imitate others casually, has his own ideas, is not blind, and has strong self-control!" Yu Guo turned his head and looked at the old man intently, only to see that his eyebrows were white, but his face was oily, and his eyes were full of calmness. And the old man did not shy away from looking at the fish, and the two laughed at the same time.

Yu Guo looked playfully at the other side of the red light, and said with a deep smile: "I'm just waiting for a person with high understanding!" ”

The old man looked at the woman where he was looking, and smiled, "Is she qualified?" ”

Yu Guo shook his head, turned to look at the old man, and said expressionlessly, "Wouldn't it be more perceptive for those who can find out what I'm doing?" The old man was stunned for a while, and suddenly raised his head and laughed, happy.

Yu Guo raised his head and sighed: "It's a pity that you are no longer young, no matter how high your understanding is, you are not the person I am looking for after all, I think there is no hope." The years are really a pig-killing knife, so let's go! Then he turned and left.

"Hopefully......" Yu Guo's words suddenly made the old man fall into deep thought.

Suddenly, he turned around and shouted, "Young man, what do you think is hope? ”

Hearing this, Yu Guo turned his head, with a strange smile on his face, and shouted back: "When I am old, I can still be like you, that is my hope!" With that, he took a puff of his cigarette and flicked his fingers, and the cigar spun and flew straight down on a hat that resembled a police hat.

"You have the right not to speak, but every word you say will be testimonial. Come back with us! The two policemen kept a straight face, one held the fish fruit with one hand, and the other stuffed the cigar on the hat back into the fish fruit's mouth, and said solemnly: "I also want to sue you for littering and playing with fire on the street!" ”

Yu Guo didn't care, but asked calmly, "I heard that your food there is good, can you stay?" ”

"If you go, you'll know the way!"

The old man, who was still standing in place and watching silently, suddenly pointed to the distance and smiled: "I like you ......"

"But that's just your hope......"

"Sir, please come here!" A traffic policeman suddenly walked up to him, the man with smiling eyes and a look like he had seen his prey.

The old man's expression changed, his chin was retracted, he turned around and ran away, the traffic police looked at the old man who was running away, his eyes were stunned in place, and he muttered half-loudly: "I never thought that an old man could also step hurdles in three steps......"

If love is love, the madman in the red light district laughs.