Chapter 598
The Pijia Chicken Shop reopened, and Li Er came to congratulate. The two donkeys didn't want to go, so they left Li Er to eat. Hearing the firecrackers in front of the Pijia Chicken Shop, Da Da knew that the leather donkey had a new move, so he quickly took two biscuits and came over to congratulate him. Wufeng accepted the gift with a smile, respectfully invited the huge into the chicken shop, served tea and poured water, and served well.
Today coincides with the week, and the huge grandchildren are not going to school, but running and playing outside the clinic. When I heard the sound of firecrackers in the chicken shop, I came over to see the excitement. Da Pang hugged his grandson, rested it on his lap, and asked, "If you don't go to school today, have you finished the homework assigned by Teacher Liu?" ”
"It's done!" The grandson replied in a loud voice. After a while, he continued, "My mother praised me." ”
Huge asked casually, "Your mother praised you?" Besides your mother, who else in our family is often praised? ”
"My grandmother." The grandson tugged at his huge beard.
As soon as Li Er heard that there was a play, he hurried over and asked, "Grandson, grandpa asked you, how can your grandmother be praised?" ”
The grandson muttered and said, "That grandpa praised grandma's white belly and grandma's white thighs!" And boasted?????"
Da Da hurriedly covered his grandson's mouth, carried him to the door of the chicken shop, and whispered: "Go to the seafood restaurant to play, there are many children there, and it is lively." ”
The leather donkey laughed, pointed to the huge and said, "Do you have a little ambition?" slapped the first lover down hard, telling him not to dare to come again, when will they be a head? ”
Huge bowed his head and said nothing.
Li Er shook his head, what he wanted to say, thought about it, and felt that it was inappropriate. Swallowed the words back.
Huge sighed helplessly, and muttered: "Let her be, fighting won't solve the problem." ”
Wufeng said: "A while ago, wasn't it good? He's not coming. How is there a resurgence now? ”
Huge sighed: "It's all my fault, burning incense to bring in ghosts." Last time. Didn't the grandson's nephew ask Liu Xueyin to save him? The family came to thank them, carrying things and wine, I thought, the county official did not call the person who gave the gift, so he accepted the gift, and did a little bit of the friendship of the landlord. Unexpectedly, this grandson kicked his nose and face, and he ???? one after another ?????? again".
The donkey scolded angrily: "It's really not a thing, it's huge." Say something, Second Master Li and I will take out this evil breath for you! ”
"That's right! It's too bullying, I support it! Wufeng clenched his fists and waved vigorously in support of the donkey's words.
Li Er came to the seafood restaurant to eat, it was the opening of the donkey to invite guests, he just walked to the abduction clinic, and before he passed, he called Liu Xueyin into the clinic. He asked curiously, "Boss." Did you miss me when you asked me in? ”
Liu Xueyin didn't speak, beckoned Li Er to her, and grabbed Li Er's arm coldly. And he dragged her into his arms. Li Er said again and again: "No, no." Someone is coming from outside. ”
Liu Xueyin glanced outside, dragged Li Er to her, and reached out to break Li Er's mouth. Exclaimed, "Ahh ”
Li Er didn't know what Liu Xueyin was going to do, so he opened his mouth wide as she instructed. Ahh
Liu Xueyin looked at Li Er's tongue and said, "I didn't see that my mouth was sick, I just spoke a little bit." Cheap mouth. Dogs can't spit ivory out of their mouths. ”
Li Er was not happy, and asked: "I'm a man, don't you scold me when you say what kind of voice I speak?" ”
Liu Xueyin explained: "Didn't you speak from your mouth? ”
"yes." Li Er replied respectfully.
"Is the pronunciation path a passage for air intake and air intake?"
"yes."
"Turning around, isn't it a sound channel?" Liu Xueyin said this angrily.
Li Er said impatiently: "Auntie, what are you going to say when you call me in?" Are you playing with me? ”
"Treat you, check your mouth, is there something wrong? It's really a blind donkey that can't lead the trough, and I don't know how to feed you! I don't know how to play a good thing. Show me the tongue coating. Liu Xueyin looked at Li Er's tongue and muttered: "There is something abnormal about leucorrhea." ”
Li Er was anxious and scolded Liu Xueyin: "Why do you want to die today?" is always ashamed of his own man. ”
Liu Xueyin grabbed Li Er's ears all of a sudden, twisted it vigorously, and said angrily: "I don't know who you are." It is true that Zhang Fengxian of Nanyang is your wife, but she is not blessed to enjoy it. Those who want to enjoy it, you don't want to, who knows what kind of man you are. The old lady asked you, have you chewed my tongue lately? ”
Li Er shouted and said, "Are you okay to let go?" It hurts. Always plucking people's ears, who are you? I can't stand it anymore by pretending to be a family servant. ”
"You know it's not good to pull your ears. Then don't chew the cow's tongue wow. Don't you keep saying that I'm your eldest wife? Why don't you admit it now? Let me ask you, what kind of shit was in the blind donkey's chicken shop just now? Tell me honestly, and the old lady will spare you a bastard, and if you dare not admit it, I will pull off your donkey's ears and throw them outside to feed the dogs! ”
Li Er was shocked: Does Liu Xueyin have clairvoyance? In the chicken shop of the donkey just now, how did Liu Xueyin know what he said? Even if outsiders spread the word, it wasn't so fast, it was only a few minutes of work, who told the secret so quickly? Could it be? ”
Li Er pretended to touch Liu Xueyin's chest, shook a shot, Liu Xueyin instinctively went to protect his chest, Li Er broke away from Liu Xueyin's hand that pulled his ear, flashed to the chair and sat down, looked at Liu Xueyin with bad intentions, hehehaha several times. No more talking.
The leather donkey came to ask Li Er to go to the seafood restaurant for dinner, and when he entered the door, he saw Li Er and Liu Xueyin, and looked at each other silently without saying a word, so he quipped: "Look at each other affectionately." Do you remember the happy old days? ”
Liu Xueyin took off the stethoscope hanging around his neck and put it on a plate, and sighed: "What is my life?" Can you tie up with Boss Li? Just coax me to play, where is the true feeling? It's still that lame wife, wow. Blessed are you, donkey, you're a good man. My life is miserable. For a lifetime, no matter how you pounce, you just can't be a good man. ”
Li Er said: "Liu Xueyin, if you look at the donkey, I will mobilize Wufeng and ask her to be kind." I'll give you the donkey. ”
"Forget it. A gentleman does not take the love of others. Keep it for Wufeng and tell her to enjoy it slowly. I'm resigned to my fate. Liu Xueyin's eyes were wet, and he asked, "Isn't the leather donkey a treat in the seafood restaurant?" Li Er, what are you waiting for here? Hurry up to the banquet, you still want to wait for me to pluck your ears? Let's tell you the truth, I plucked your ears, I had you in my heart, and someone else wanted me to pluck his ears, but I didn't pluck it. Don't talk about it. You're half a man of mine, too. ”
Liu Xueyin didn't say a word, pushed Li Er out of the clinic, closed the door of the clinic, and then heard a woman's cry from the room??????
The donkey asked Li Er puzzled: "Liu Xueyin, why is she crying?" What little gestures did you do to her? ”
Li Er said: "The words we said in the chicken shop just now, this big bastard, came out of your chicken shop, hurriedly went home, and told us to clean up Liu Xueyin's first love." It must have been all told to Liu Xueyin in 1510, you say, is he cheap or not? ”
The donkey stamped his feet and shouted, "He was born to be a king!" Others helped him clean up his rival, and he quickly sent a report to his wife. Isn't this cheap? He is a natural king, wow, in the future, we must not take care of his affairs. This is not Zhu Bajie looking in the mirror. It's not human inside and out. ”
The donkey paused and said, "Second Master Li, let's do this." I'll go to the seafood restaurant to order food first, you persuade Liu Xueyin and tell her not to cry, when I hear a woman crying, it makes people feel uncomfortable. If she wants, you can bring her to the seafood restaurant for dinner. I don't object, anyway, one sheep is herded, and two sheep are also driven, it doesn't matter. It's nothing more than adding a pair of chopsticks. ”
Li Ermu sent the donkey into the seafood restaurant. He knocked lightly on the door of the clinic and shouted, "Oops, my stomach hurts, I really can't hold it, open the door, Liu Xueyin, help, Dr. Liu." ”
Liu Xueyin knew that Li Er hadn't left, and was making trouble outside, shouting nonsense, so he opened the door and scolded lightly: "You will pretend to be a ghost and fool me." Come on in, and see how I clean you up bastard. ”
Li Er bent his fingers into a hook and shaved Liu Xueyin's nose. Laughing: "What? Enough crying? Missed a lover, didn't you? I'm right in front of you. Come, how about kissing a little mouth? He leaned his mouth over, called Liu Xueyin a slap, and slapped him back.
Li Er said: "The reopening of the donkey's chicken shop has finally survived the bird flu crisis, it's not easy, your huge family has also gone to congratulate, go to the table, let's go together, and call those people outside to know that our two things are true." ”
"What a dog or a cat. How many people are really talking about it all day long? There was something going on, and it also made you shout yellow every day, for fear that people wouldn't know, are you so ** in love? ”
Li Erjiao smiled and said: "On this, you are an expert, didn't I, Li Er, learn from you." ”
Liu Xueyin raised his hand and was about to hit Li Er, but Li Er reached out and grabbed his arm, two people, you look at me, I look at you, face to face, and laughed at the same time.
Li Er took the opportunity to kiss Liu Xueyin on the face, took her hand, and the two of them walked out of the clinic together, and came to the door of the seafood restaurant, where the two separated their hands. This scene made Widow Sun, who was sitting outside the door of the seafood restaurant, see it clearly. Afterwards, she quietly told Xiaohong about it. Who knew that Xiaohong listened to Widow Sun's words, not only was she not surprised, but she was a little jealous, pouting, and the boss was unhappy. Widow Sun doesn't understand, what are the young people thinking now? How did they all learn to find food outside that bowl?
The leather donkey discussed with Li Er for a while, and decided not to care about the huge nosy affairs, Liu Xueyin is good or bad, what about her, just don't you dislike it, outsiders talk nonsense, isn't that worrying about eating carrots and pickles?
Li Er secretly reminded Liu Xueyin: "If there is anything you don't want to see in the future, just do it cleanly." It's a big world outside, why are you grinding in the clinic? Your grandson saw it and came out and said that someone praised you for your white belly and white thighs, this child's words are not good to say, pay attention to your glorious image, okay? I, if I joke with you in the future, I have to pay attention to some proportions, after all, there are many people who are talkative, people are terrible, and they spitt stars to kill people. Otherwise, let's make a decision, you kiss me, and today is over. ”
"You think beautifully! Wow, let's divide clearly, you are you, I am me, the well water does not violate the river water, you take your Yangguan Road, I take my single-plank bridge. Save the handle and let people chew the root of the tongue. ”
The leather donkey came to Liu Xueyin with a wine glass, and teased: "Wang Bazi, today the leather donkey wants to ask you, the doctor, a question, why do people get sick?" Why do people drink alcohol? ”
Liu Xueyin picked up the wine glass, touched it with the leather donkey, put it on his mouth, took a sip, and replied: "You know why you eat, why you sleep, you know the question you just asked, don't you?" ”
Huge interjected: "Human nature. ”
Li Erdao: "You still know your nature? Donkeys eat grass and horses eat feed, mules drink water and dogs pee, just understand. Make fewer of those low-level mistakes in the future. Something that makes people feel uneasy. ”
Li Er's scolding was based on the fact that he had told his wife just now. A few classmates, kindly want to be angry for him, clean up his wife's first love, he hasn't acted yet, he first confessed to his wife the plan of action, you say angry people are not angry, say he's stupid, he's not stupid, say he's stupid, he doesn't stay, he doesn't stay, he looks like a very good person, how can he do those cowardices?
Alas! People, huge, kings, it's decided! Maybe he was born to be the eighth king? Right?
At night, Li Er had just fallen asleep in a daze when he heard his phone ring three times. Xiao Taohong looked at the caller ID and whispered to Li Er: "Kiss my brother, it's from overseas." Pick it up or not? ”
A call from overseas? Li Eryi felt that the matter was very important, so he got up and came to the living room, sat down on the sofa steadily, picked up the earpiece, and asked, "Who?" What's the matter with calling home? ”
It was Zhou Xiaomei's call, which meant that the child was very sick, and asked Li Er to come to Nanyang to see how the child's affairs were handled.
Li Er said, "Isn't your mother at your house?" He looks at the child as a good hand, and I am a big man, and the child is a layman. ”
Zhou Xiaomei was on the phone, whimpering and crying, Li Er hurriedly said, "I'll go, can't I go?" ”
"And when are you leaving?"
"I'm going to buy a plane ticket tomorrow. And then go. ”
Xiao Taohong was worried that Li Er was tired from the journey and her body couldn't stand it. Li Er said calmly: "Taking a plane now is the same as taking the big tractor in the village in the past, there is nothing unusual." Besides, there are waiters on the plane, and I heard that the service is more attentive than you. If you don't feel at ease, just come with me, so that you can take care of it back and forth. ”
Xiao Taohong timidly asked softly, "The eldest sister is there, is it appropriate for me to go?" It's better not to go. I'm waiting for you at home. ”
"Lao Tzu went out this time, I want to enjoy the good things of foreign countries, and come back after eating his belly. It's okay, Lao Tzu won't come back, and he finally went out, what are you doing when you come back? ”
"Isn't there anything worth your nostalgia for?" Little Pink asked tentatively.
"East Kidnapper? Nostalgia? Li Erleng shook his head for a long time.
Xiao Taohong said: "Then you can enjoy a good life in a foreign country, don't come back!" ”
Little Peach cried, crying very sadly in the bed. (To be continued......)